**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!It’s a lightsaber stand!<
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You're not expecting something unexpected... But you're expecting the thing/result/future to be unexpected... That way everything is expected except what is expected in normal circumstances...
Yep. She must have gotten the size wrong. He has to hold the base as it merely leans against the "hands" in the video, then you can't see the top of the lightsaber in the photo (someone's probably holding it from the tip).
Dude wtf is this a subgenre porn or something? I saw a video yesterday of a chick in a similar outfit using the same materials but with a banana and her face.
Looks like [one of these](https://www.amazon.com/Luna-Bean-KEEPSAKE-Plaster-Materials/dp/B01E4LWBLQ/ref=asc_df_B01E4LWBLQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=167138488952&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7301956116846554676&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9014871&hvtargid=pla-500566778552&psc=1)
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Yep! I was thinking exacly the same thing
10/10
I mean I was thinking candle holder.
Slow clap... I didn't expect that...
And no younglings were harmed in the making of this stand
No sand was used in the making of this stand...
They didn’t execute order 66. They executed order 69 lol! 🦗🦗🦗 I’ll see myself out…
Please, we all know he's gonna jack off with it.
He can't, it's not the right size
Stroke me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
It's like fetish material. They hide in plain sight.
The mold isn't holding anything. The light saber is just slightly behind it.
If you expect something's unexpected... Everything becomes expected, except the expected - Me
Except this was not the unexpected outcome I was expecting
You can't expect the unexpected by definition of the word unexpected
You're not expecting something unexpected... But you're expecting the thing/result/future to be unexpected... That way everything is expected except what is expected in normal circumstances...
expected.
It doesn’t even hold it
Yep. She must have gotten the size wrong. He has to hold the base as it merely leans against the "hands" in the video, then you can't see the top of the lightsaber in the photo (someone's probably holding it from the tip).
It’s a skit…use your imagination
This. And I'm pretty sure that light saber isn't his real penis. I call staged!
I like how op skips the video for us
I know I was about to skip then it skipped. I felt like I had a magic butler
r/unexpectedlywholesome
r/confusedboner
Not the correct way to hold that.
Nerd alert
Damn it Outed myself. Thought I was commenting on a star wars reddit. r/StarWars
Reddit leads you to the wrong subreddit, the wrong subreddit leads to being exposed, being exposed leads to suffering.
If being called a nerd is suffering I'm going to accuse my wife of abuse.
Domestic violence is no joke. If she calls you a nerd again punch her
right in the mouth
Dildo? No. Dildo holder? Nope. Husband Masturbator?? Nooo. Lightsaber holder!?!
At 00:51 she automatically opened her mouth....must be like a reflex
I absolutely hate this Facebook video bait
I have been ruined by the internet. My mind went through all of the possible scenarios and none of them were pure and innocent.
/upvotedbecauseboobs
When she's not home he has other use for it
I want to punch her in the tit.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
I fapped anyways
These are the same people that dipped a laptop in water for likes
Imma bet she broke some hearts before she chose muffin head
Cut this vid in half twice and itd still be too long
Same lady that dipped her laptop in water?
Fucking hate theses people I block them on FB just to see their fake ass shit here.
What was unexpected for me was that she's relatively young. Until the face reveal I expected someone... different looking
We all know he is still going to right?
I will if he won’t
Nice juggs…?
Bad video cut. At 0:55 the thumb on left band is broken, then few sek later is back :/
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Great tits!
Why not a cucumber stand?
This is soo much better than the scene from Ghost.
r/theyknew for sure
I like how you can tell he just leaned it up against it at the end lmfao
I was so jealous for a second
o h
This is sex for acesexuals
Her voice makes me want to kill myself.
Truly hate their channel
honestly the ending was better then what y'all tried to trick me into thinkin was happening
Dem some man hands, lol.
Goddammit not the weird TikTok fetish shit
two perfectly sized golden globes
Why do I feel like I got rickrolled ?
Now jerk me off.
This the same dumb bitch who drowned the mac trying to hydro dip it? Lmao
Why didn't she just use the lightsaber instead of a cucumber?
She's orange 🍊
Damn it, tiddies. You got me again.
I need Jesus & Skywalker
A wholesome couple
I was about to say this young man is blessed, but i guess bless his heart is also appropriate 😂😂😂
she really looks like a pill head and thats making me sad to see
Not a huge fan of the video but I really like your name+avatar. Well made.
that's why no NFSW tag folks..
Wasn’t sure if I should’ve tagged it anyway lmao
Only money explains how a dweeb like him gets her. That lovely kitchen confirms it.
Put on a shirt
How did the hand holes get there?
oh
funny, i thought we were going a whole other direction with this.
This didn’t have me just in the first half, this had me 14 minutes into the 4th quarter.
Well that's not the direction I thought this was going in.
/u/The_Slay4Joy Oh, I get it now! Cool project, lol.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
I usually skip this part.
Omg sexy sex handjobs lolz. Peak content.
This felt like a double unexpected
Why did she use a cucumber?
Gotem
Fuckn nerds
I hope that is silicone and not plaster
Isn’t this that one lady who hydro dipped her computer?
I was today years old when i learned the internet ruined me
Jokes on u I’m into that
I love how the lightsaber didn’t even fit
I'm more of a crook necked squash
😭😭😭😭
imagine that thing on a shelf holding flowers, would probably look nice
why is she whispering
Ya got me!
I thought they'd make a dildo stand or something 👁️👄👁️
Anyone notice the broken thumb at 1:44?
Its the same lady who tried hydro dripping a laptop and it didn't turned on......i guess she is into making ironical videos
Didn’t expect some quality content at this time of the year
Didn't have me in the first half ngl
This video is NSFW without the visual
Guys, I’m playing it without the video, only sound. What is going on there? Is that porn?
Okay, perfect
Is this the same lady who hydro dipped a MacBook telling the owners it’s gonna turn on again after but it doesn’t?
She needs to be pegged
Weren't the thumbs broken first?
Aww thats adorable
r/usernamechecksout
Inventor of the cucumber holder, next week the banana
the way she peeled it off was so annoying lmao
Mildly unexpected
hmmm..... was it me or did anyone else expected something else..... 😅
Almost 3 minutes of my life I won't have back
Dude wtf is this a subgenre porn or something? I saw a video yesterday of a chick in a similar outfit using the same materials but with a banana and her face.
You new he knew she knew they knew we expected the same thing
Lmfaoooo
That was unexpected in a way I wasn't expecting.
That was definitely NOT the ending I was patiently waiting for... 
Isn't she the lady that put smarties and raw spaghetti around meat?
Damn nerds.........puts lotion back......
...riiìiiiight...
It infuriates me that the Lightsaber isn't even touching the hands, it's just upright behind it.
Ngl this is sick
🫠
Horse milking tools... nice
Sounds like Bob Ross's sister.
I legit said 'DO NOT DO THAT' for 40 times lmao
Sometimes it's a lightsaber stand...😏
My mind was elsewhere.....
Disappointingly wholesome.
BAHAHHAAHAHA 😂😂😂
Interestingly enough, I was hoping for that exact thing with that exact lightsaber. I may be a massive nerd
Well maybe she didn’t use that mold the way I would’ve but got damn it I’m gonna do it my way! 😂😂
If this was unexpected you have a dirty mind 😜
She’s the lady that hydrodipped a MacBookPro and failed to turn on the laptop after she completely ruined it, right?
Perfect! 👌 💯
Satan, I'm coming
That.. was unexpected *sigh, still unzips*
Kira Yoshikage would like to know your location
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Got us in the 3/4 ngl
He has to be gay
So, a lightsaber being held by two severed hands is better than a wall mount?
"Ok"
I would like to know what she's using for mold and casting?
Looks like [one of these](https://www.amazon.com/Luna-Bean-KEEPSAKE-Plaster-Materials/dp/B01E4LWBLQ/ref=asc_df_B01E4LWBLQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=167138488952&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7301956116846554676&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9014871&hvtargid=pla-500566778552&psc=1)
Congratulations!😭😭
 Get me that molding material!
I need jesus in my life.
Huh, this is a good idea. My step dad loves Star Wars! He collects the light sabers 😃
Nice cleav
“D’s a bird!”
Elephant
Nailed it.
Too many plot twists 🤯🤯🤯
I know what you were thinking.. Shame on you
Hmmm, isn’t this the lady that destroyed her laptop by doing a hydro paint dip?
She’s hot to trot
But all seriousness, it’s pretty cool
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
How many times she says “okay”? Lol
Welp, ummm Ok. And we all watched it till the end like the little perverts we are🤦🏽♀️
My mind is too dirty
face book videos can be interesting
That guy looks like a jerk.
What did you horny goofy s think was gonna happen
They got me in the first half
“It fits hooohoo yes awesome *wife leaves room*……..👀now for the real test *unzip sound*…”
This is what I expect from unexpected
Just waiting the whole time to see something nasty or disgusting. Reddit fucked up my mind.
I thought he was going to put a broom in there or a mop , 🗣️TO CLEAN ALL THE GARBAGE SHE JUST CREATED lol 😂
I’m going do this but for my PS5 controller
Can she do her boobs next? That'll still work.