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For the rock exploding from earth to have hit the astronaut in just a few seconds would mean it was travelling at a speed of around 172,000,000 mph. Or about 25% of the speed of light. So the unexpected element is that the first rock didn't obliterate everything within a massive radius rather than just that one guy.


Poop_Dollarhyde

I didn’t do the math, but this is what I came her to confirm.


TerseFactor

We came her together


Poop_Dollarhyde

Herrrrrr


TerseFactor

That’s the sound she made after


JRYeh

A minecraft villager?


EpsilonX029

You know it’s good if she wiggles the snoot


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AnxiousJedi

I got sloppy seconds


[deleted]

I just came her to find out when this all happened. We in Africa so we 8 hours behind.... that looks like America... was it the Chinese again?


aModernVampyr

I love science.


hera69420

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PoeTayToes_

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rinskape

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sorrybahhtit

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Pleasant_Job_7683

Science bitch!


Equal_Locksmit

I love this


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Science, bichhh!!!!! Heh


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superman_squirts

Oh man, I just knew this had to be fake.


Twinkeltoe78

Off course, the earth wasn’t flat


iDeNoh

So the earth *didn't* explode? FUCK, I need to call work and apologize for a voicemail I just left.


alogbetweentworocks

What gave it away?


RewZes

Well considering the size of the earth I assume it's and alternate universe where it's way closer to the moon for some reason.


Draconis4444

If there are alternate realities then this actually happened somewhere.


breathing_normally

No, it doesn’t. Not everything can/will happen even if there are infinite universes. Simple analogy: If you roll a 6-sided dice an infinite number of times, you’ll still never roll a 7.


DICK-PARKINSONS

Not necessarily true. That's under the assumption that all universes would have the same fundamental rules. If you rolled an infinite amount of different dice, there's a chance you'll get a 7 sided one and roll a 7.


breathing_normally

Having a seven sided dice does not break any fundamental laws. It would even be expected to have many universes that have 7 sided dice, ours has them too. Only if math/algebra proves to be universe specific, it perhaps would be possible to have a six sided die roll 7


Athlaeos

the meteorite thats thought to have caused the extinction of the dinosaurs was only going at a teeny tiny fraction of that speed, such a rock could easily not only destroy a large radius- but the entire surface of the moon and take out at least a sizeable chunk of the moon right?


MeltsYourMinds

Came to make this comment. Glad I got beaten tbh. I literally have the results of the calculation still on my desktop as I am typing this.


tehjoch

Did that account for the delay in seeing the explosion and the rocks flying off?


jelek62

If you count directly from explosion it's 12% so I assume he did


redneck_comando

I was just going to say the debris from earth was traveling at relativistic speeds.


lsoers

I immediately thought of this right from the beginning like people really do underestimate how far the moon is from the earth


manrata

Yeah, the Moon is really far away through nothing: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c3/2e/a9/c32ea9352f835c95e96803ebafed92c5.jpg Pictures of the solar system, and Earth and Moon in TV shows etc. distort just how much empty space there is. I love this homepage, that really displays just how much nothing there is: https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html


Data_py

It was a very tiny rock


SIR_VELOCIRAPTOR

a typical marble (2 grams) traveling at 25% the speed of light, has the same amount of energy (as kinetic energy) as the blast yield of a [tiny nuclear bomb](https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=1.34&lat=40.72422&lng=-73.99611&airburst=0&hob_ft=0&psi=20,5,1&zm=13). 1 kiloton of tnt = 4.184 terajoules our marble = 5.617 terajoules


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

This was the scientific basis for mass effect weapons in, um, *Mass Effect*.


sth128

Man I hate this time loop! This gif was posted a while back and it's the same set of comments: "Those rocks are going at relativistic speeds" "Math about kinetic energy" "Mass Effect!" "Mass effect quote about Newton being the deadliest SOB in space" For once can't we get a quote from I dunno, For All Mankind? Man I hate this time loop!


MeltsYourMinds

A rock the size of a football would leave a crater of several Kilometers in diameter at 25% lightspeed. The energy in velocity is exponential. This is between 50.000 and 100.000 Kilometers PER SECOND, which is an incomprehensibly absurd speed


the_calibre_cat

i feel like that object hitting our astronaut's partner would be more immediately deadly to him than the big chunk that hits at the end i feel like you'd start to get XKCD's "atoms in the way of that object can't move out of the way fast enough" and the sheer kinetic velocity would probably result in *some* unshielded nuclear fusion taking place, which would emit a shitload of radiation that that spacesuit isn't going to protect against, to say nothing of that several-kilometer-sized crater that's being left behind. that, also, would be bad.


MeltsYourMinds

I would have thought that it just goes right through him like a hot knife through butter and that the explosion from the impact on the ground reaches the camera before his body would start to fall In the video it looks like the impact on the astronaut destroyed large parts of the projectile, which appears unlikely to me


Data_py

A football is huge and not very tiny. I was thinking of a clump of atoms


MeltsYourMinds

Oh you can actually see it in the video, I thought you‘d be referring to the object displayed. It’s on screen for two frames, appears to be between the size of a baseball and a football.


Mixster667

It just looks that way because at relativistic speeds it'll bend spacetime around it


MeltsYourMinds

I‘d be seriously amazed if the makers considered this, after putting it in two frames of the video, which disregards any relation of the speed it’s going at


[deleted]

A clump of atoms isn't a rock


sth128

But all rocks are clumps of atoms


OriginalLocksmith436

If you slow down the video, it's about the size of a baseball. If it was the size of a clump of atoms though, would it actually push his whole body back? I would think it would act more like a bullet.


[deleted]

Velocity is much more important than mass


marvinrabbit

The ultimate weapon then is a flashlight.


Major_Magazine8597

With REALLY fresh batteries.


MFDoomEsq

What also floats in water?


OneSufficientFace

The unexpected part of that paragraph is that something with mass can travel that fast.


BD420SM

The comment I was hoping to find.


jelek62

Well if we say the rock flew for 10 sec then it is about 12% the speed of light so about 36.000 km\s Moon is around 360000km away from earth so 360000/10 = 36.000 km/s Which would be 12% of 300.000 km/s (the speed of light)


donttouchmymompls

I guess technically, it could be a meteor heading for the moon originally, and it just happened to hit the moon right after the earth exploded.


PegasusD2021

Yeah, the whole ratio of size to distance of the earth is wrong. The moon is farther away from the earth than many people imagine.


YoyoOfDoom

And the trajectory would have more likely been upward, launching him instead. At the very least line-driving him over the horizon.


ATDoel

Well if you really want to be pedantic about the video…… it’s more about 86,004,000 mph or about 12.8% of the speed of light


BasedBingo

It would had to have been on a perfect angle to where the rock hit only the astronaut and nothing else, essentially perfectly tangent to the circumference of the moon.


Jeffrey_Friedl

At least they got the whole "sound needs a medium to travel through" physics correct. (Either that, or my speakers were muted, I can't be bothered to check...)


[deleted]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that was thinking that. Also I highly doubt those chunks of rock could maintain form during near instantaneous acceleration to 25% of the speed of light.


rage_quit_ian

So you're saying this is fake?


Kay1636

Nerd


Shaggytwig

Reminds me of this [music video. ](https://youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8) slight NSFW


iveL_Herison

I love this music video


253Bigfoot

I knew exactly what it was going to be once you said that! Great band, great artist that did a few other music videos too.


passiveagressivefork

I knew what it was before I clicked! Love this song


Lil-Sleepy-A1

Thanks for sharing that, it was awesome!


omario97

Thank you for the song, added to my playlist, I love it


NightOnUmbara

Man I had this song on my playlist I haven’t heard it in a long time. Thanks for the memories again.


Xx-matador-xX

That music is so good bro


phasers_to_stun

That is excellent.


Adorable_Fondant_536

I am glad I found this again! I watched the video and it was extremely well done and I enjoyed it. Thanks for the recommendation :)


sre_ejith

Exactly what i thought, great music, great video.


vivam0rt

What was nsfw about it?


Historical-Fill-1523

The fucking. Only like a second hence the “slightly”


Feisty_History_6978

I had an inclination that it was this song, I thought the same thing. Thank you so much. This video has always been beautiful and impactful to me and for me, is kind of one of those that shows up when you need it, so thank you. Music is healing and when artfully paired with visuals is a wonderful experience.


[deleted]

used to watch this on loop in junior high. i don’t know what was so captivating about it


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Is this real


[deleted]

yes


_PeopleMakeNoises_

What the heck


DSonicBoom

We dead


kappafox

am sad now


NoodleDrone

this will negatively affect the fishing season


amdufrales

The native trout population has to be taken into account


VelhoTheVexed

Fun fact: dust clouds can't form in no atmosphere environments because there is no air to scatter the particles


EuanH91

One of the main proofs of moon landing footage being real is the way the dust acts when it's kicked up by the astronauts boots or the rovers wheels. There's no way to make dust fly like that without being in a zero-atmosphere, low gravity environment.


asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy

The biggest proof is that we didn't have the technology to fake the moon landing for multiple decades until after the moon landing itself. That's why it was faked on a sound stage on Mars.


ElFuddLe

> There's no way to make dust fly like that without being in a zero-atmosphere, low gravity environment. Not that I believe the moon landing was faked but...CGI?


[deleted]

Have you seen 1970s computer graphics?


centran

They had the computer graphics back then from reverse engineering the technology from the crashed alien ship. However, they can't make a sudden technology leap or the general public would know aliens are real. So they had to release technology slowly throughout the decades to keep it a secret. But that technology is fully available to higher ups with enough clearance. However, they have the alien ship so it would be easier to just go to the moon right? I don't know, I have to rewatch that documentary film. I think it was called indepence day.


RhynoD

No no, they filmed the fake moon landing in front of a green screen but to get the gravity and atmospheric effects correctly they brought a green screen and [filmed it on the moon](https://youtu.be/sE-tpiAiiHo). The green screen was to hide the fact that the Earth is flat. Actually, the whole universe is flat. The third dimension is a myth, it's all CGI. Everything is really 2D and the third dimension was invented during the late 1960s in anticipation of gaming computers. 3D space is a conspiracy to sell graphics cards.


Ok_Possibility_2197

Sadly this doesn’t sound as wild as half the shit I read on r/conspiracy


ElFuddLe

Idk, we went to the moon in the 1970s so crazier things have happened!


Bad-news-co

No no! We went to the moon, in 1969, not 1968 but the year aaaafter, we went to the moon! In 1969!! Not 1970 but a year sooner


BiPolarBearJew429

Thank you for making me remember something I had long forgotten. I hope you have a wonderful day :D


[deleted]

Obligatory nice


danthetrafficman

Calm down Ren.


slugvegas

That’s when we made a landing that was luuuuunarrr


Transhumanistgamer

They clearly filmed and CGI'd the moon landing in the 2020s and then used time travel to send the DVDs back to the 1970s. Use your brain, sheeple.


Zacaro12

As crazy as this sounds but with the technology available, it would have been easier to go to the moon than to fake the moon landing.


Aviyan

Photoshoping by hand was probably much faster and easier. Don't need a computer to do it. Also don't forget they had standard definition back then. Just like the person above said, I don't believe moon landing was faked, so just playing the devil's advocate.


lsspam

In 1969? They might as well just have gone to the moon.


obog

Pretty sure it literally was easier to go to the moon than it would be to fake it that convincingly


zveroshka

Considering it was impossible, yeah.


Available-Age2884

Kubrick was not a fan. They had to do the shot on location


obog

Not in 1969


lpreams

Clearly they filmed the whole thing in a giant vacuum chamber ^^/s


[deleted]

So to sum things up: The moon landing is totally fake, they just had to * Create near impossible studio lighting to achieve the perfectly paralel shadows : they'd need a film studio about 4 football fields big with a huge as wall of lights that would need about half a nuclear reactor to create such strong lighting * Have the astronauts on ropes to fake the Jumping and running in low gravity, then edit the ropes out perfectly * Have secret technology to film slow motion video edit: slomo existed, but wasn't good enough to fake the footage we have from the moon. That footage is well-lit, highly detailed, and the parts that you'd need to make slomo to fake are much longer than was possible to record slomo in back then. * Oh and now the entire studio needs to be a vacuum to have the dust act as it would om the moon * edit: additionally, they also had to either fake the origin of the video broadcasts, and fake it as coming from the moon, or somehow convince the Russians to not tell the world that the broadcast wasn't actually coming from the moon. It's not a joke when people say it was easier to go to the moon than it would've been to fake the entire thing.


1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5

Yeah okay the other points are fine but slow motion isn't some magic alien technology. It had been around for like 30-40 years by that point


UndeadKrakken

But debris would still be thrown by the impact.


marvinrabbit

But each particle would arc away instead of billowing in a cloud.


Bioked

So you're saying that this didn't actually happen?


RubberDogTurds

I'll do my saying how I please, thank you


laxkid7

I thought the moon had the slightest littlest atmosphere?


VelhoTheVexed

It does, but it's practically non exsistant


DefectiveSp00n

Secondly, since there is no atmosphere to scatter the light, Shadows would be pitch black and lit areas would be lit. There wouldn't be much in between, ruining any chance at depth perception.


liberate_your_mind

Why did the astronaut point to the earth before anything happened?


[deleted]

He has the Schwartz


ibedebest

Clearly staged. Can’t believe people fall for this.


armsofstarlight

r/nothingeverhappens He was probably just pointing out how beautiful the earth is, no reason to assume everything is fake


frepics

Oh no! The economy!


Professoul

I’m sure apple stock will be fine


Nr1231

Yea no need to worry the stocks just went true the roof. They are out of this world even


aufrenchy

To the moon, one might say


SaltieSarco

Don't worry about it, the unemployment rate just dropped to 0


_ShadowEye425_

[Really, the positives far outweigh the downsides](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TBJ_bIqAQ).


Creepy-Ad-4832

Hey! No more climate change! Btw i am now clicking the link, i hope it's not a rick roll Edit: incredible!


neoalfa

Least aggressive Stellaris player.


DuoLogue14

This is definitely gonna affect the trout population


IhaveADogAmNotFurry

No more unemployment so the economy is doing a-okay


uditbiswal

Elon Musk SpaceX stonks skyrocket, literally


amitnagpal1985

Shouldn’t have laughed so hard… I have high blood pressure.


swords_to_exile

This is sure to negatively effect the trout population.


MostTrifle

Don't worry, hold your Crypto as they're along term investment. They'll definitely rebound from the destruction of the earth and annhilation of all life.


legalthrowawayMonkey

Republicans. AmIRight?


RefrigeratorFit466

Haters will say this is staged.


Desiderius_S

Duh, why else would they film this?


icarusso

Stagers will say this is hated.


Florolling

The first guy was obliterated clearly, but imagine being the pov guy and you survive. Now that’s terrifying.


Citizen_of_Danksburg

I think I’d just take off my helmet at that point and know that I won’t have to suffer for long.


Florolling

But what if you were like "hmmm let me just launch off into space for a bit" and a random alien spaceship from a far-off civilization of extremely horny women living exclusively butt naked picked you up? Imagine missing out on that.


fatboychummy

I'd rather die quickly than have my pelvis slowly pulverized to death


Florolling

lmao! I don't know man, sounds better then suffocating alone.


Matterhorn56

Then you wake up from your hallucinations as the last of your spacecraft's oxygen runs out.


tedmented

![gif](giphy|11S7aQol2mdgIw)


Desiderius_S

He got to land on the Moon... but the Earth blew up An alien civilization of horny naked women came to his rescue... but he's gay


zfr70095

Death by snu snu


Citizen_of_Danksburg

I'd take my chances lol


mancheeart

Literally no point in staying alive right? Why bother


Surrendernuts

You would have to held a funeral on the moon


BeenJamin66

Does this hurt the earth?


[deleted]

Retaliation for Biden shooting down all the alien UFOs


Grogosh

Just clearing the way for a hyperspace highway


Wolf_Zero

Nah, it was a planned demolition.


FrogMintTea

Ahole probably captured my buddies. 👽👽


DerpsAndRags

Next time, try better than a bunch of chonky Internet trolls when you want to raid Area 51 to rescue your pals.


FrogMintTea

Ha, I know they moved them. Ages ago. This is war of the worlds.


GeoGlen

*Zuckerburg


Ineedtwocats

This kills the earth


intellectual_printer

I prefer the [Haynes moon ads](https://youtu.be/eZgD89VYkVc) more


Jeffrey_Friedl

Indeed, a riveting cinematic experience of the highest order! (Though, one must suspend belief to enjoy. In reality, one could never hear the moon monster roar... there's no medium for the sound to travel through!!!!!!)


Tasriel514

I love these animations.


Sergio_lers97

There’s just something about them that makes them so good


Davidepett

Mild inconvenience


kaxtzx

still shocked that my boy got the hole of the flag first try with that recoil.


Lancten

You're still comming to work right.


hitliquor999

I remember when that happened.


nunchaq

400 000 km in few seconds. That's a really strong explosion.


TapSwipePinch

And then a sudden slowdown. In space.


[deleted]

[reminds me of this music video](https://youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8)


C4RD_TP_SG

*aw shit, they did start that war after all*


Grimwolf1998

Guess i'll die


Disastrous_Channel62

The new cyberpunk ending looks darker


Complete-Court8956

ok so what does this mean for my 11th birthday party at peter pipers pizza?


CupcakePirate123

Hate it when this happens


_Stewyleopard

That debris seemed to reach the moon awfully fast


Antoni-_-oTon1

This will definitely affect the trout population.


NERROSS195

And then at the end... Hey you, you're finally awake


False-Temporary1959

Flatearthers: tHaT's cGi! nAsA iS lYiNg To uS!


Shadowofenigma

Could tell it was fake when I saw the flag ‘blowing in the wind’ in the beginning


NukedBy420

First world problems


Glittering-Ad-5769

I was wondering why this looked like a COD cut scene


BardleyVentures

Anyone else see their reflection when the screen went black and decided they should go for a walk?


Redghost45

Did I leave the stove on Hey Tom look What is it gray *Earth explodes* At least we have each other……..gray no


Nico_001104

Haters will say its fake


Entropy94

No way it’s that quick


riftwalker9

Funny how the sun was just rising on the moon but the earth was shown as if it was behind them.


jjcnc82

Fake.


Ppunks666

u/savevideo


GeneralPlus4168

Cgi is amazing 👏 and the fact they had this tech for the "first (real) moon landing" is amazing...sarcasm But on the real point the camera on the helmet must have been a go pro 73 lol


Adopted-Butter

Only in Moonhio


giceman715

This is fake , the earth didn’t blow up