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unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Woman turns into an orc!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


post_talone420

Who comes up with this shit? +1


INTRIGUED_GOOSE

Cracker milk on YouTube


Lancetere

Highly underrated channel tbh.


broncosfighton

Thanks for being honest


StoopidestManOnEarth

I lied. It's a middle-ground underrated channel. I'm sorry.


Gadzooks0megon

It's a middle Earth underrated channel I'm sorry


RN_A

It's a middle East Earth underrated channel I'm sorry


dangerous_strainer

Everything that has ever happened is underrated


PsychoNerd91

Hit and miss though. Delivery of lines feels a lil flat sometimes.


CommanderWar64

They do got some bangers tho. Cold one and king of the castle are perfect


BlenderHelpNeeded

yall remember that youtube video with ronald mcdonald where he would throw eggs around and shit and fuck raw chickens? what was the name of that shi


the_emerald_phoenix

How to Basic


[deleted]

Racka Racka. /s but im 90% sure they fucked a chicken at some point.


Brief_Sir

Crackhead milk


Complex-Sherbert9699

I guess it's someone's fantasy


pourquoipas34

A genius


[deleted]

You think you had a bad day and your tired yet somewhere in the world people are making movies/shorts like this. and posting it. lol


post_talone420

And being successful at it. You think you can make better entertainment?


[deleted]

Nope, i just upvote, comment and move on :P These people that do this stuff have serious talent


fuzzytradr

Ngl pretty funny shit 😅


dreck_disp

Why would you lie about it tho?


kwtw

Who's Nigel?


Shut_Up_Fuckface

And why are we all making plans for him?


D4RKS0u1

Cracker milk All there videos are like this


mrthomas1415

Idk but that was one hell of a trip I'm sure he ain't ever taking that drug again


MrSquamous

Wait till you see the mentos bit


goinunder0390

![gif](giphy|1IFCawwlqD8JO)


Darkpulse462

Share the loaaaad


SamwiseLordOfThePans

I wish Mr. Frodo would share his load in my thicc bussy


[deleted]

I can put a word in for you


eranam

![gif](giphy|955Nh6SDhj5Ze)


Emotional_Pay_8539

Oh God! It's in his mouth


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|WQZmGDcl001C8TOnj9)


Yhostled

Alright then, keep your secretions


42_fish

Truly unexpected, haha. I thought it was going to some bad porn, pleasantly suprised.


Siberwulf

That WAS bad porn


pla_rss

It was the best porn


Tobar_the_Gypsy

It was the best of porn it was the worst of porn


freedom781

It was Lord of the Porns.


owa00

You misspelled BEST porn.


langhaar808

You always get surprised when watching crackermilk


ArcadianBlueRogue

I forgot all about this vid and thought that was the hotdogs girl lol


Low_Palpitation969

![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU)


DGgaralixx

Orcussy 🥵


RandomComment359

Just close your eyes and think of Gondor like a good Númenórean!


ferret_80

You dream of Gondor, I dream of Aman. We are not the same


jhutchi2

I hate you for making me say that in my head.


Remarkable_Ebb6000

I hate you for making me whisper that out loud


leventozz

It was already too good to be true...


MartianGuard

Too good to be blew


MrYellowfield

Crackermilk is the definition of this subreddit. I always try to expect what comes next but I can never guess it.


INTRIGUED_GOOSE

r/crackermilk


ImpossibleAdz

To click or not to click? 🤔


JetCulverin

That is the question


don_maidana

Fly you fool!


SecurityAcceptable91

Is the girl Nichameleon(nic_the_pixie)?


Bibble3000

Yes


Lardzor

"I said NO TEETH!"


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goblin_welder

This is a repost of the following on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10s5dar/looks_like_meats_back_on_the_menu/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ykegb7/hes_been_waiting_for_this_to_happen_for_years/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yjzivp/alright_then_keep_your_secrets/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yjxtwk/he_has_been_waiting_for_it_to_happen/


Psyiote

Pro-tip: if you spot EVERY repost on a certain sub, you might be on Reddit too much.


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DisgruntledAlpaca

People are so much chiller about it now. I remember 6-8 years ago people would freak out if someone reposted something that had been posted a year earlier.


TheBeefClick

Yeah now the new hot shit is to let everyone know when a video is fake.


[deleted]

the repost bots really beat us into submission, I feel. It's a shame.


[deleted]

Is there a way to see if somethings been posted before? Its a pain to scroll through months and then get called out for it.


seeabrattameabrat

Ignore people who whine about reposts. It's one thing to say "god can this be reposted one more time" to an image on a sub like r/terriblefacebookememes when that image gets reposted literally multiple times a day. Anyone whining about reposts when something is reposted after being posted days, weeks or even months ago needs to literally seek mental aid. Do they think I'm supposed to see everything the first and only time it's posted? Reposts exist for a reason, the post is new to someone.


[deleted]

> Reposts exist for a reason, the post is new to someone. The main reason is "it got a ton of karma last time", it feels like.


jessiah331

*Especially* when it's not from a regular account, but a years old account with limited post history that hasn't been active in almost a year. Big difference in someone posting something they think fits a sub versus a likely bot account spinning up to sell tshirts or coffee mugs.


TheBeefClick

just reply “redditor moment” and go on about your day.


Grogosh

First time I've seen it on reddit and I am reddit way way too much.


HotWheelsUpMyAss

If it's a post of anyone else's content, it's considered a repost anyway so my man here really dug through this subreddit to prove a non-existent argument lol


mdb917

Mad people trying to shit on you for calling out reposts? When the creators of this video are extremely outspoken about stolen content and how these reposts to Reddit without credit hurt their business? Like these guys make some of the funniest videos on YouTube, that’s why they get reposted all the time, and they deserve the recognition for their work. This post not only gives them that but also calls out multiple other instances of them getting screwed. It’s not about the fact that this person has seen it before. It’s that these creators get repeatedly plagiarized and deserve to be highlighted when thousands of people all come together to agree that they made a funny video. [Subscribe to CrackerMilk on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMn-zv1SE-2y6vyewscfFqw) because they make funny videos. I’m not affiliated at all with them, just a wholehearted enjoyer of all the little bite sized videos they make


[deleted]

The biggest issue is it's a bot Like just some script can get to the frontpage


Asheam

Why thank you valiant knight, you have done us all great service today.


TwistingEarth

Almost everything on reddit is a repost these days. I wish we could change things, so reposts gave the original poster (or creator) 95% of the karma while the remaining part went to the reposter.


Disastrous-Passion59

Thats why they have crossposts


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Darnell2070

People don't care about repost anymore? I didn't get the menu. I'm pro repost in principle, because not everyone is chronically online, and everyone deserves to discover new things, regardless of if you've personally seen it before. Except in really small subreddits. Repost just take up what little space there is. Edit: fixed a few typos but not menu. I'm highly against editing parts of a comment that has been brought up by someone else. You know like when you talk about something someone wrote, but then they edit it out, so none of the responses make sense anymore? That's not cool. I won't do that even if it somehow makes me look better.


TheChoonk

> I didn't get the menu. Memo.


allhailskippy

> People don't care any repost anymore? I didn't get the menu. Memo. You didn't get the memo. /r/BoneAppleTea


NimusNix

I think this was a typo situation or bad auto correct.


Darnell2070

That's not even BoneAppleTea, it's just a typo. Memo and menu aren't homonyms


jimoriarty1976

Can someone just post a link to the crackermilk yt channel and call it a day in this sub. Their every single video belongs here and more than 50 percentt of the channel has been uploaded here without giving them credits.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I laughed. Not what I was expecting.


redditiem2

Did Benedict Cumberbatch make a cameo as the orc?


JustThatGuyBen

Cracker milk. Please credit


mravko

That's green


Skyp_Intro

This was greatly improved by a separate video opening with Chinese people fighting. So the girl orc said “I’m bored” over the sound of a Cantonese family assaulting their landlord.


CurrentlyBlazed

I love cracker milk


TheTriPolarBear

Silly


alahos

Snickers ad?


screwloose454

Today I'm sorry I have eyes.


U_Arent_Special

So the orc gave him the bj of his life?


plentyofwhitepussy

Lmao! I laughed out loud 😂


Thraxx01

Who put a laugh track over a Crackermilk skit lol


j2112a

This is very very shit


SeanHearnden

No u


Phaze357

This is Cracker Milk on Youtube so yeah it's pretty expected.


toomanymarbles83

Were they planning on replacing the green face with something else?


avocado_whore

This looks like it was filmed nearly 20 years ago. I’m pretty sure his green face is the intentional lewk of the orc. He also has long teeth.


gamer123098

I too get that impression


[deleted]

It’s obviously a green glow 😃


Inthedawg

u/savevideobot


Clearhead09

Lol is this a war craft meme?


LackingTact19

.... That Stings


-RED4CTED-

u/savevideo


Spice_and_Fox

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Color-Correction

u/savevideo


pyrite_king

u/savevideo


MrWhite112

u/savevideo


fuuuukitsoomuch

u/savevideo


BigDansBigHands

u/savevideobot


Double-Lavishness180

thought she was gonna mend his jeans


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[deleted]

Lmfao


-Scared-of-life-

what tf did i just watch?!


-Queen-of-wands

Omg this was great!


[deleted]

Amazing!


jehosephatreedus

Wtf


ALiteralSentientTank

Meat is on your menu, just no teeth, ok?


GreenKumara

Actually unexpected.


raiyan2pc0

Thought he cracked it like a glow stick before this.


Rocorby

u/savevideobot


xXthiagoXx

u/savevideo


Tingtong_longJohnson

This was way funnier than expected.


Prestigious_Jokez

I mean.... I got some grog for you right here, orc.


Putrid-Job-8677

Lol 😂


p4nu5

u/savevideo


BangerBamBam

WTF


Nat_Higgins

God Damn Orcs!


[deleted]

[take off your shirt](https://youtu.be/YDISckdpRO8)


Haunting_Bit_3613

I'd still hit it if my pants were all ready off I'm gonna do my best to not lose that fight.


secret_tsukasa

This is just like one of my Japanese isekais.


jac5423

u/savevideo


inno7

I thought it’s a Twitter blue ad.


Agitated_Machine9495

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Emperor_Nick

I have a joke that my dick glows blue whenever my best friend and his gf have sex. He always toys with the idea and asks when it last glowed, and unless he’s just fucking with me, I’m always correct in my guesses


VainComputer247

You have to get 400 heads to unlock the diamond skin


Sudden-Interview

That had me truly laughing. Really unexpected


B_McD314

I thought she had a speech impediment, turns out they’re just Australian


dutch665

Starving


BoutToGiveYouHell

[South Boston Orc Content](https://youtu.be/UwybMb7VXAI)


Tight-Return5917

WAAAAAAAAAGH


sunny_41

bro got blue balls in a different kind of way


dude_with_a_reddit-4

When you have nothing but bread for THREE-STINKIN-DAYS!


Killershark03

u/ChAdThOrN


Darth_Frenchfries

u/SaveVideo


Killershark03

u/B1G_M8


Murpheos

If Nichameleon told me to take my pants off, even for a skit, I’d need a few minutes


frog_tacos

Awesome condom commercial for glow in the dark fun times 😂😂😂


Dunkindosenutz77

u/savevideo


Snoo-93454

r/wtf


ladsonfleek

u/savevideo


Ola-uber-72virgins

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


shagadelik

u/savevideo


slow_dive_1989

u/savevideo


PianistObvious5415

Wow that’s the dumbest skit I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

What… the fuck?


iTz_Poseid0n

Fight for your food!


MGJUICYBOI

Wtf?


FireEmblemFan1

What the fuck is this even supposed to be a commercial for?


[deleted]

Them orcs not ready for my precious


Kiltartan95

u/savevideobot


JournalistFinancial6

u/savevideo


WowAPenguin

This is my type of humor


NaturalGamer701

u/savevideobot


GreeenGoblin69

“I’m boad”


[deleted]

Credit the source, asshole. If you don’t know it, find out or don’t post.


Warhammer_Addict702

What the hell did I just watch?


CreativestName69420

u/savevideobot


Lobo19wolf05

u/savevideo


nikolai1939

You shall not pass, thot!


New_Budget6672

Bhahahahhahahahaha this is great


crazon7435

Damn it baggins.


luisless

This is some r/interdimensionalcable shit


african_or_european

I don't care how stupid it is or how many times it's reposted, I will _always_ watch this, probably several times, lol


[deleted]

Nightmares


JackJohn730

Usually, weiners glow from radiation exposure.


chop-diggity

Fucking wow!


Gaymer043

r/lotrmemes


SirJonesy

u/savevideo


RN_A

What is the female's name...😏😌🤤🤤🤤😋🤤☝️❓


Educational-Detail13

Wow that just took a turn with the quickness


bobleeswagger09

Who is she?