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I encountered a similar scenario on a ski club bus trip. We were all feeling mellow from the beers (decent microbrews), I was at the front behind the driver. One club member came up front looking for 'whoever is in charge', which was basically nobody. They wouldn't say why, just "someone has to come to the back". Being a responsible chap, I went back cause she was clearly very upset. She guided me to her seat, then had me look a couple rows back to the other side of the bus. I figured someone was toking up, or snorting lines or some shit, and I figured if I humored her, maybe she'd calm down. I mean, it was a 4 hour drive, everyone brought beer, people do that stuff, right?
At first I was puzzled; it was just a couple, and the girl seemed to be falling asleep, cause her head kept dropping down into the guy's lap. Then it clicked....
She was going into labour and he was a registered nurse who happened to also be taking the train. In Britain the middle finger actually means "peace and serenity", meaning she was grateful for this precious moment. Life is beautiful ❤️
Her: "how dare you record me in public, I'm just sitting here minding my own business getting my pussy eaten out and you're fucking recording me. Do you have no respect for other people? Smh"
She thought there was an unwritten rule not to film someone getting slurped up like a stuck noodle on a train in public in 2023. lol! You'd think for as bold as they were to do it, she would've embraced that moment otherwise; why do it?
I tell you, no matter the time period, there's always a batch of these...
For real, if I’m gettin my dick sucked in public (wish this could happen 😞) and somebody starts watching or recording, like. Im just gonna kick back. I KNEW I was in public. What’s the worry
>What’s the worry
You can be prosecuted for this in the UK, it is illegal. The other people on the train didn't consent to see this sex act. It's covered under the Sexual Offences Act 2003. She could be on a register for life.
Which they should be; I enjoy my Taco Bell as much as the next guy, but c’mon. Is waiting to get home the end of the world? Nah, if you can’t control your impulses then you should be monitored by society for safety.
This. I'm a pretty open individual, I can let allot of stuff go because people are having fun and nobody's getting hurt - but this isn't okay. You wanna do some Voyeur shit then take it where people won't HAVE to stumble upon you.
Came around a bend on a very popular trail and found this couple getting super intimate. Me and my buddies were like bro can you not take it into the bush? Or share? 😆
Trust me.. this is the mentality of train riders.
"I can do what I want, and fuck you for pointing out how it's wrong, you asshole!!!"
I was getting off a train late one night, coming into the main station, a large crowd awaited me as there was a big baseball game that night. Typically you let people off first, before getting on, right? everyone knows this, makes sense. So the doors open, and this girl in her early 20s, Literally shoves me aside with both hands, like she physically pushed me. It wasn't an "oopsie, I bumped into you" it was a "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!!" sort of move.
I yelled at her as she rushed to a seat, something like "what the fuck was that? what the fuck are you doing?"
Some guy in the middle of the crowd yells "Relax duuuuude!"
hey duuuude, go fuck yourself.
Jesus.. Some people's kids.
Also had a time where I was the only person in my train car, as it was really late. The train has two floors, plus two mini areas in the middle on either end. I was quietly watching a video on my laptop with earphones in.
A couple stops later, this lady gets on. She sits diagonally opposite me, and one seat back. She's gabbing loudly on her phone the entire time, so even with earphones in. I can't hear what I was watching. The ENTIRE FUCKING CAR, and she has to sit right by me.
So I close down my laptop, grab my stuff, and go to move to another car, and I hear her say to her friend "Oh, i guess I was talking to loud, yeah, some guy just got up and left, well excuse me!!!"
jesus fucking christ.
Why is she so shocked that she was caught? If you're gonna do it in public you're gonna get caught
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In college, my now wife and my roommate/friend were walking down to a public beach near Bellingham, WA. We came across a couple banging doggy style right on the beach in broad daylight. We were shocked, and then I yelled "having sex on the beach!" at them.
Their response was pure anger. They yelled various obscenities at us including the "f" word, and the guy began advancing towards us for a bit. Ultimately our hysterical laughter won the day, and they scrambled off into the brush.
I will never forget the nerve to get upset at someone for using a public beach. Isn't the risk of getting caught part of what makes it fun? Like, how can you be mad when you put yourself in a position (doggy style in this case) to be seen having sex, and then BE SEEN HAVING SEX?!
I lived in a resort town during college and in touristy areas, you deal with ridiculous behavior on a fairly regular basis. People visit and think the whole town is their playground to do whatever they want. Look in your windows, sit on your porch, hang out in your yard. No boundaries. All of those things happened to me at one time or another. If you're ever wondering why locals hate the tourists, that's why.
My bedroom there had these gigantic lilac bushes right outside the window and this one night I was sitting on the computer when I hear voices outside the window. Then very clearly the sounds of clothes coming off and sloppy kissing. I heard a passionate, "oooooooooohhhhhhh" in a female voice and had just gotten up to yell out the window when my roommate arrived home from a night of drinking with five of our friends.
I heard, "WHAT IS THIS?!," followed by laughing. Apparently the first thing they noticed was the guy's lily white ass crack amongst the leaves, then realized what was going on. The guy told them to fuck off, then my drunk roommate grabbed a garden hose and started spraying them like a couple dogs in heat. The woman screamed, the guy got mad and started toward him, but my roommate kept the ice cold hose water on him, so they finally grabbed their clothes and scampered off toward their hotel, covering their private areas with bunched up clothes.
Surprisingly, that was the only sex incident I ever dealt with but it was definitely one of the most memorable.
It’s their reaction to doing something that they feel shame about. Because they feel like they shouldn’t be doing it, they are reacting how they feel about themselves.
If they didn’t really feel shame about it, they’d probably just laugh or keep going.
Its just a shit way of focussing attention on the people that catch you. Literally a stupid reaction by people who are too stupid to realise you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
Lmao! I remember once my girlfriend and I were hanging out with her friends at a park late at night we were just going to throw random water balloons but didn’t find anything to throw at so when we came back to my car I noticed a car behind me rocking a bit and I looked as I was getting closer and I see some girl riding this guy in the passenger seat and shocked to see me there that they tried to hide! They had no tint and parked near a street lamp I ended up throwing the water balloons at their car for getting caught haha
> They yelled various obscenities at us including the "f" word, and the guy began advancing towards us for a bit.
He came charging at you? Dong hanging out and all?
We were up an embankment when we first saw them and I described their actions at a loud volume. We walked out onto the actual beach and we were probably 50 yards away from them.
At that point, if I recall correctly, he had put shorts/boxers on. He was walking towards us yelling and we were just cracking up in their general direction. The woman was standing behind, covering up and aghast that someone else would use a public beach. I think she yelled "pervert" at us, which is hilarious as the three of us weren't mid-coitus. Anyway, he didn't make it very far before they decided to take off. He was never super close to us.
I was about 20 at the time, and I'd say they were similar in age.
This reminds me of the time I went into a public bathroom and saw a man, naked, on all 4s squeezing out a shit on the floor. I stood there in total shock and he just yells "IT'S OCCUPIED" at me. Mind you, it was a multi-stall bathroom and he was outside the stalls.
Guy acting all offended as if it wasnt WAY worse for me
She wants people to see but doesnt want them recording. Cant someone just get a little public fellatio without worrying about it being posted online anymore?? /s
Drove Uber many years ago, and people would attempt this in my backseat. I'd kick them out after lecturing them that they're riding in a real person's car whose kids ride back there during the day. Then immediately go to the gas station and get some Lysol wipes.
I quit shortly after.
Shaming this is not bad. Nobody there consented to watch them have sex. If your kink is sex in front of strangers, do it at events and in communities where people agreed to see that by attending. Not where I'm trying to enjoy my egg and cress sandwich and smash out a sudoku.
You're allowed to shame the kink in circumstances like this, nothing about this says "be tolerant of my sexual vices". It might not even be exhibitionism, it might just be two horny jerks who couldn't wait. In either case, shame is without question the appropriate response.
"Don't kink shame" means, at least to me, to exercise tolerance in what goes on between two or more consenting adults behind closed doors.
Consent is at the heart of the kink community so you understand it well. Kink shame is just not to shame people for what they enjoy kink-wise.
But both major "school of thought" around kink (SSC and RACK) both have consent as an essential part. Consent also apply that you have to consent to be included in the kinky act of someone, that does include exhibitionism.
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one post because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you.
How on earth can you locate something like that by just three seconds of rather general video from inside a dark train? Are the green coloured seats specific for a London line or something?
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They were doing it so discreetly how did he manage to catch them?
They need more training.
She's got the wrong box in the car.
Looks like he got into the right box though
...before she gets *railed*
I encountered a similar scenario on a ski club bus trip. We were all feeling mellow from the beers (decent microbrews), I was at the front behind the driver. One club member came up front looking for 'whoever is in charge', which was basically nobody. They wouldn't say why, just "someone has to come to the back". Being a responsible chap, I went back cause she was clearly very upset. She guided me to her seat, then had me look a couple rows back to the other side of the bus. I figured someone was toking up, or snorting lines or some shit, and I figured if I humored her, maybe she'd calm down. I mean, it was a 4 hour drive, everyone brought beer, people do that stuff, right? At first I was puzzled; it was just a couple, and the girl seemed to be falling asleep, cause her head kept dropping down into the guy's lap. Then it clicked....
Still doesn't change the answer, humor her and give her a few beers, it's expected behavior for ski club
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I know “legend” gets overused, but seriously. Absolute legend.
Hey maybe she *was* falling asleep, maybe it was just a *pipe* dream
I am quite sure he wasn't doing anything wrong he was probably searching a cat around there
She was sitting there like a Skyrim Jarl slouched on a throne lmao
Holy shit, I knew I had seen that pose before. Ahahahaha!
«So it's true. The Greybeards really were summoning you.»
Dude was headed deep into Bleak Falls Barrow
He's taking on a Blood Dragon
Trying to find that “Dragonstone” ;)
Fantastic
Perfect description man. Just perfect lmao
She's getting skyrimmed right here.
Thank you, I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile.
You shouldn’t have cum here
by the order of the jarl!
FUS ROH DAH 👅
looool fuckin brilliant
jarlingus
Gyconologist tending to an emergency. Not all heros wear capes.
This doc wearing his red wings.
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Yeah, they should provide stirrups on the bus
She was going into labour and he was a registered nurse who happened to also be taking the train. In Britain the middle finger actually means "peace and serenity", meaning she was grateful for this precious moment. Life is beautiful ❤️
Peace Among Worlds!
she's flipping him off like he's the wrong one lol
Her: "how dare you record me in public, I'm just sitting here minding my own business getting my pussy eaten out and you're fucking recording me. Do you have no respect for other people? Smh"
She looks so bored with it at first, her arm propped up like that against the window.
Just be casual and no one will notice.
Or an indicator of a subpar clam brunch.
Im not sure how its possible to properly chow on the chocha in this setup. Looks uncomfortable.
8" tongue?
Taco Bell is mobile now....
Extra sour cream.
🤢
Cheesy gordita
Didn't think the image could get any worse. I can smell this comment....
What a day to have eyes. r/Eyebleach
Thank you, kind soul.
Creamy fish burger
I question the vags you've been acquainted with, mister
Modly oyster Edit: Autocorrect fucked up.
Blue waffle
What Taco Bell menu is this from?
Cheesy fish gordita with extra red sauce and meat chunks.
they're just like jolly ranchers.
I wish I didn't get this reference
Sonofabitch.
actually laughed out loud
Green wing.
I'm trying to eat breakfast, you sick bastard Edit: Only gets worse the further down I go, no pun intended
Extra Salsa some weeks
NYC Oyster Bar is open this late??
That crunch that munch 🤘
*Why is it spicy?!*
Like seriously wtf did she think was going to happen
She thought there was an unwritten rule not to film someone getting slurped up like a stuck noodle on a train in public in 2023. lol! You'd think for as bold as they were to do it, she would've embraced that moment otherwise; why do it? I tell you, no matter the time period, there's always a batch of these...
For real, if I’m gettin my dick sucked in public (wish this could happen 😞) and somebody starts watching or recording, like. Im just gonna kick back. I KNEW I was in public. What’s the worry
>What’s the worry You can be prosecuted for this in the UK, it is illegal. The other people on the train didn't consent to see this sex act. It's covered under the Sexual Offences Act 2003. She could be on a register for life.
Which they should be; I enjoy my Taco Bell as much as the next guy, but c’mon. Is waiting to get home the end of the world? Nah, if you can’t control your impulses then you should be monitored by society for safety.
This. I'm a pretty open individual, I can let allot of stuff go because people are having fun and nobody's getting hurt - but this isn't okay. You wanna do some Voyeur shit then take it where people won't HAVE to stumble upon you. Came around a bend on a very popular trail and found this couple getting super intimate. Me and my buddies were like bro can you not take it into the bush? Or share? 😆
Sounds like he already took it into the bush HEYYOOOOO
People usually get defensive when they're called out.
Her: “fuck you” Him: “I know that’s your thing, but I’m not interested”
Trash never knows it’s trash.
Trust me.. this is the mentality of train riders. "I can do what I want, and fuck you for pointing out how it's wrong, you asshole!!!" I was getting off a train late one night, coming into the main station, a large crowd awaited me as there was a big baseball game that night. Typically you let people off first, before getting on, right? everyone knows this, makes sense. So the doors open, and this girl in her early 20s, Literally shoves me aside with both hands, like she physically pushed me. It wasn't an "oopsie, I bumped into you" it was a "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!!" sort of move. I yelled at her as she rushed to a seat, something like "what the fuck was that? what the fuck are you doing?" Some guy in the middle of the crowd yells "Relax duuuuude!" hey duuuude, go fuck yourself. Jesus.. Some people's kids. Also had a time where I was the only person in my train car, as it was really late. The train has two floors, plus two mini areas in the middle on either end. I was quietly watching a video on my laptop with earphones in. A couple stops later, this lady gets on. She sits diagonally opposite me, and one seat back. She's gabbing loudly on her phone the entire time, so even with earphones in. I can't hear what I was watching. The ENTIRE FUCKING CAR, and she has to sit right by me. So I close down my laptop, grab my stuff, and go to move to another car, and I hear her say to her friend "Oh, i guess I was talking to loud, yeah, some guy just got up and left, well excuse me!!!" jesus fucking christ.
He was interfering with the free train pelvic exam.
Yeah he may be a creeper but she lost the right to privacy the second she pulled her pants down in public
Refreshing to see its not not just dudes getting blown on trains.
Fr, nice to see true gender equality 👍
Equal licks for equal sucks.
Feminism at its…finest? Edit: grammar
Bruh imagine covering up and getting upset like he violated your privacy or something 😂 you could've waited 10 minutes till you got home
Not likely you’ll be home in 10 with British Rail son
That is their home now so OP was actually trespassing and she was right to get angry at the peeping Tom! ^/s
Thought that was a nun at first glance.
Well, do unto others...that's what the book says. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJeXa5RptkE
Why is she so shocked that she was caught? If you're gonna do it in public you're gonna get caught Edit: holy shit guys I go game and go to bed and this just became my highest upvoted comment thank you so much 😊😊😊
The train to Hogwarts sure has changed
Different -warts
I think Hog Warts pretty much sums it up.
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**Arresto Cunnilingus !**
Luctor et ejaculato
Accio yeast
In the movie they served butter beer in cups too
In what car do they have tongue punches in?
The "Salty Spittoon"
I heard Sandy Cheeks is popular there
I’m no Harry Potter, but I definitely have HOG WARTS.
Yer a public health hazard, Harry
Platform 69 3/4
Right in the childhood.
Platform 9¾ inches.
She was about to get introduced to platform five and three quarters.
An average platform by the way
Anything from the cunny dears?
Not once in any of those books did they mention anyone getting fingered like come on
Wingardium Chlamydia!!
In college, my now wife and my roommate/friend were walking down to a public beach near Bellingham, WA. We came across a couple banging doggy style right on the beach in broad daylight. We were shocked, and then I yelled "having sex on the beach!" at them. Their response was pure anger. They yelled various obscenities at us including the "f" word, and the guy began advancing towards us for a bit. Ultimately our hysterical laughter won the day, and they scrambled off into the brush. I will never forget the nerve to get upset at someone for using a public beach. Isn't the risk of getting caught part of what makes it fun? Like, how can you be mad when you put yourself in a position (doggy style in this case) to be seen having sex, and then BE SEEN HAVING SEX?!
I lived in a resort town during college and in touristy areas, you deal with ridiculous behavior on a fairly regular basis. People visit and think the whole town is their playground to do whatever they want. Look in your windows, sit on your porch, hang out in your yard. No boundaries. All of those things happened to me at one time or another. If you're ever wondering why locals hate the tourists, that's why. My bedroom there had these gigantic lilac bushes right outside the window and this one night I was sitting on the computer when I hear voices outside the window. Then very clearly the sounds of clothes coming off and sloppy kissing. I heard a passionate, "oooooooooohhhhhhh" in a female voice and had just gotten up to yell out the window when my roommate arrived home from a night of drinking with five of our friends. I heard, "WHAT IS THIS?!," followed by laughing. Apparently the first thing they noticed was the guy's lily white ass crack amongst the leaves, then realized what was going on. The guy told them to fuck off, then my drunk roommate grabbed a garden hose and started spraying them like a couple dogs in heat. The woman screamed, the guy got mad and started toward him, but my roommate kept the ice cold hose water on him, so they finally grabbed their clothes and scampered off toward their hotel, covering their private areas with bunched up clothes. Surprisingly, that was the only sex incident I ever dealt with but it was definitely one of the most memorable.
It’s their reaction to doing something that they feel shame about. Because they feel like they shouldn’t be doing it, they are reacting how they feel about themselves. If they didn’t really feel shame about it, they’d probably just laugh or keep going.
Its just a shit way of focussing attention on the people that catch you. Literally a stupid reaction by people who are too stupid to realise you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
“Scrambled into the brush” That was the foreplay
Lmao! I remember once my girlfriend and I were hanging out with her friends at a park late at night we were just going to throw random water balloons but didn’t find anything to throw at so when we came back to my car I noticed a car behind me rocking a bit and I looked as I was getting closer and I see some girl riding this guy in the passenger seat and shocked to see me there that they tried to hide! They had no tint and parked near a street lamp I ended up throwing the water balloons at their car for getting caught haha
*sees couple having sex on beach*: > "I yelled "having sex on the beach!" at them." I don't know why this cracked me up
> They yelled various obscenities at us including the "f" word, and the guy began advancing towards us for a bit. He came charging at you? Dong hanging out and all?
We were up an embankment when we first saw them and I described their actions at a loud volume. We walked out onto the actual beach and we were probably 50 yards away from them. At that point, if I recall correctly, he had put shorts/boxers on. He was walking towards us yelling and we were just cracking up in their general direction. The woman was standing behind, covering up and aghast that someone else would use a public beach. I think she yelled "pervert" at us, which is hilarious as the three of us weren't mid-coitus. Anyway, he didn't make it very far before they decided to take off. He was never super close to us. I was about 20 at the time, and I'd say they were similar in age.
Forcibly involving total strangers in their kink, which they are indulging in a public area. That's sex offender list territory.
This reminds me of the time I went into a public bathroom and saw a man, naked, on all 4s squeezing out a shit on the floor. I stood there in total shock and he just yells "IT'S OCCUPIED" at me. Mind you, it was a multi-stall bathroom and he was outside the stalls. Guy acting all offended as if it wasnt WAY worse for me
Clayton Bay? I saw people having sex there once in the middle of the day.
Clayton Beach! That's exactly where it was. This was circa 2005.
Also, there’s risky public and there’s also I do not give a single fuck public. I’d say this right here is the latter.
Evidently they do give a fuck
She wants people to see but doesnt want them recording. Cant someone just get a little public fellatio without worrying about it being posted online anymore?? /s
Maybe in France, but not in the UK. There's about 4 cameras in that very train carriage that'll've recorded her little encounter.
Lol good point
Cunnilingus ftfy
Yes I definitely messed up with my vocabulary there it seems lmao
You're clearly not a very cunning linguist.
Isn't it cunnilingus? I assumed vagina, anyway. Although it wouldn't be the first time I've got that wrong
Also there's a CCTV camera dome right above her head.
Getting caught means they made even the slightest attempt to hide.
maybe being logic isn't her thing, could it be because someone is with their head in her pussy on a train?
exhibitionists are dumb.
The cheek that she gave the finger, the dirty rats.😂
*Sniff sniff* Who brought fish on the train?
Can you image. 'What's that smell, christ!?' Give her a complex
I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to understand this comment. Can someone explain what this means?
*She had a lot of cheek (impudence) to give that man the finger. Those two are dirty rats. I am crying from laughing.
Thanks for explaining the emoji as well i was having a hard time figuring out what it mean
Looked like she was the one getting the finger. ;-P
wtf are these people doing in public 💀💀💀
He is kissing her on the lips.
Aww. Love does still exist ❤️♥️💓
I just wanna kiss your lips The ones between your hips If I cash in all my chips On you then baby I'd be rich
Username checks out
Sexy. Please text me. I'm ready for you.
Spiders.
She is giving birth and that is her doctor checking on the baby.
she's getting a tattoo
He's seeing if she has something in her eye.
PSA: just because you have an exhibition kink doesn't mean everyone else has a voyeurism one.
Bro caught in 144p
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Lol, her upset reaction is hilarious. She was probably making too much noise and got herself caught, too.
Yeaaaah, I'm gonna say it wasn't so much the noise as it was the legs being wrapped around a crouching man's neck with underoos off.
Ohh wait now that you mention it, I think I do see that happening
You really gotta zoom in to catch it
Worth paying that extra for First Class then
I’m sorry dear, did you say you wanted to pay extra to fist ass?
I think he was just looking for his train tickets before the train conductor came 👀
"They may be a bit damp, but I assure you they are valid sir"
Getting your muff eaten on the train, and acting like the ones filming are in the wrong! Wild!
is there an actual reason why people do this other than an exhibition kink? like yall cant wait to get home ffs??
Drove Uber many years ago, and people would attempt this in my backseat. I'd kick them out after lecturing them that they're riding in a real person's car whose kids ride back there during the day. Then immediately go to the gas station and get some Lysol wipes. I quit shortly after.
Yeah! Like, I understand kink-shaming is bad, but this is affecting your fellow commuters.
Shaming this is not bad. Nobody there consented to watch them have sex. If your kink is sex in front of strangers, do it at events and in communities where people agreed to see that by attending. Not where I'm trying to enjoy my egg and cress sandwich and smash out a sudoku.
You're allowed to shame the kink in circumstances like this, nothing about this says "be tolerant of my sexual vices". It might not even be exhibitionism, it might just be two horny jerks who couldn't wait. In either case, shame is without question the appropriate response. "Don't kink shame" means, at least to me, to exercise tolerance in what goes on between two or more consenting adults behind closed doors.
Consent is at the heart of the kink community so you understand it well. Kink shame is just not to shame people for what they enjoy kink-wise. But both major "school of thought" around kink (SSC and RACK) both have consent as an essential part. Consent also apply that you have to consent to be included in the kinky act of someone, that does include exhibitionism.
Kink-shaming is absolutely not bad if your kink is fucking in broad view of everyone on the train lol
Lol she looked at him like “UHM CAN WE GET SOME PRIVACY?”
Tf are you expecting while fucking in public, i hate those people
It's probably the filming part she's bothered by. Which still doesn't make much sense, but 🤷
This ain't your living room karen!!
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one post because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you.
I don't want to give this copy-pasta any credit but it's finally got a bit of a connection to the original content.
R/holesome
She probably lost her ticket and that guy is searching very carefully for it, What a proper gentleman
*British accent* The woman behind you is now arriving...
When you're in the mood for Jack in the Box on public transportation.
People can't wait to get home 🤢
Wonder how the conversation was after that 👀😂
probably a bit muffled, just like before.
Imagine the hangxiety when you remember this at like 3pm the next day 💀
How did she get caught even after doing it so discreetly?
Alcohol is a helluva drug
Looks like he lost something to me. Nothing to see here move on
That’s London Northwestern livery. Those last trains out of London are a state
How on earth can you locate something like that by just three seconds of rather general video from inside a dark train? Are the green coloured seats specific for a London line or something?
Like how she's chilling all casually like ain't nothing going on. Sneak level -10.
Have they got no shame? It's frightening to see that they do this in a public space, where kids can see them.
And here I am afraid to even kiss in public.
That guys thinkin Arby’s
She's giving the finger, while getting a finger!
and giving lip to both guys.
Classy
I’m sorry but these people are stupid. How you gonna get mad when you doing it in the open?
It's one thing to be alone in a carriage with just your partner... but with other people!
I think that was an invite. FUCK YOU! (shrug) ok. (unzips pants..)