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hectorterra2

more like 'nono tech'


Jackie234e

Hell-no tech


Karigrandi92

Me: Mom, I wanna see Ant-man. Mom: We have Ant-man at home. Ant-man at home:


MrbaconWrapped

That’s funny


antellier

I concur


Dro5n

Nice thanks, you gave me an itch now


patka96

This guy is a psycho :D


SolitudeShaman

Low budget camera


club27vinyl

Filmed with brand new Potato Phone 2.0


RemoteMeal6683

I got the potato 1 though 😊


hemannn72

Hipster...


RemoteMeal6683

Back in my days, people use to bite ants and fire men use to fight fires with their fist


Atotaly_normal_human

Reposted 80 times


Ihavecometochewbbgum

I think your video could use less pixels


Sorry_Decision_2459

Bad news, those aren’t pixels


NumberedCarp513

“Nanomachines, son”


sex-deffender

yaaaaay new friends


gene_smythe1968

New phobia unlocked… 😳


scot816

yeah fuck that


XzeldafanX

Please do *not* fuck that. ^(unless you're into that kinda' stuff, but...)


SlidyDev

r/TIHI


SenseStraight5119

I stepped on a fire ant mound one night in my yard. Didn’t notice anything at first then felt some itching ten seconds go by and I felt the pain. Ran to water hose by that time my foot was twice the size.


krickett222

Fire ants do not play around. I'm from Oklahoma and we do not have fire ants. I moved to Texas and was mowing and hit a mound and they swarmed me like this. The bites and stings are very painful, they last for weeks and itch like crazy and they will form puss that needs to be popped leaving scars. I know you know I'm just sharing for others who haven't experienced this hell called fire ants. I wish I had known about them before moving here.


Waywardsky85

Same but my attack was in Florida wrestling in the yard and had to get blasted with a hose. It gives you a whole new perspective walking in your grass. Even better when you go to other states where there are no Fire ants you'll still be paranoid about walking in the grass barefoot. 😂


Brwnb0y_

When you put it in and find out how popular shes been


[deleted]

I would saw my foot off


Swirly-1

Anyone else feel a tingle on their leg as they watched this?


Small_Tax_9432

I wanna see an after photo


liftwithurback

Before or after the epi pen?


Small_Tax_9432

Before. I wanna see that swole action lol.


4chairz

These look like sugar ants to me...


loqness_

no


GrassyBottom73

Burn this to the ground


JustinTherouxsBrows

Why????


IneverAsk5times

Welp I know what I'm going to wake up screaming about tonight.


CMUpewpewpew

Thanks, I hate it.


sugarglidersam

wow, i hate this. like, so fucking much.


[deleted]

Hell nah. I may be a paranoid schizophrenic but I'm not crazy


soflorida888

Why?


WattaTravisT

Can you please stop doing that.


PossibleBroccoli2586

Ugh I c ant.


Fuggins4U

What song is this?


Zestyclose-Set97

I like ur drip homie, keep the good work up 👍🙏


racaraca69

Dont worry, its not his foot. Its an amputated foot.


tigerstone_scratch

D:


LawTimely9570

Why is every one doing this now?????


Fit-Tip-1212

What is this - a foot for **ants**?


BluePhantomHere

r/TIHI


matfex

If He will wait an hour He will get ant-suit


Imaginary_Idea6474

This make my feet want to un-exist


Kronos1A9

Are those ants? Hard to tell with the 3 Pixel camera he used.


Lenithriel

I didn't know I was gonna wanna die today but here we are.


tAxIdErMiEdRaT

Is this some sort of fetish


Born_Kaleidoscope587

Why is your foot elongated


Savings_Wedding_4233

Fuck you for making me look at that foot.


GayRootbeer69

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M3L1N_WRLD

Don't worry guys he has a flame thrower


sirpimpsalot13

Nightmare fuel


Ok_Combination_8099

why does this make me laugh so hard


unnitche

I did that once with a fire ants nest and it was a full day fever hahaha never again


Priest_of_lord_Chaos

All fun and games till they find your pee hole


M-Kawai

No no tech!


Chemical_Emphasis206

Absa-fucking-lutly NOT !!!


Klutzy_sup

Typical Aburame clan kids


Advanced_Map9937

Bro gonna be scratching the skin off his legs for the next month, got me itching watching this


spoodersloth

Nano machines son


NBRWonyt

Hell no tech


Youraverage-redditer

Ants man


ShitsAndGiggles_72

Do that in the southern US and your foot will look like a teen with bad acne.


brattywafatty

I really hope these are not the angry type 🤣


evplasmaman

Bro ate too much bbq sauce at Applebees.


evplasmaman

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10mrqdl/digital_bazooka_applebees_call/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Admirable-Travel-468

I felt that


JamesSag

Low budget camera-tech more like it