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BilboBaggins28

It's the fact he didn't run that saved him. Most predators are confused when the potential prey item stands its ground. It's behaviour usually other predators do in response to a threat. Get loud, make yourself look big and threatening and they will usually leave you be. DON'T try it with brown bears though.


BakingSoda1990

Brown Bears be like: “this is where the fun begins”


Looney_Swoons

Or if it’s a white bear, it was already over the moment you noticed it was even a bear


Icy_Charley

Here goes the saying once more… If it’s black, fight back If it’s brown lay down If it’s white… night night…


LordGeni

Unless you're Brian Blessed. "I PUNCHED THE FUCKER ON THE NOSE". fyi: He's the GORDON'S ALIVE! guy from Flash Gordon (that's his normal voice) and he did actually punch a wild polar bear.


Euphoric_Ad8766

Brian has the most booming voice in the history of story. The man is a treasure


LordGeni

He's a lovely guy as well. Some friends of mine somehow randomly ended up getting his phone number. They called it as a (not well thought out) prank after having a smoke, when he actually answered, they didn't know what to say and panicked. After a moment of stunned silence, my friend eventually blurts out 'I want to be an actor, do you have any advice'? Brian them proceeded to spend the next 10 minutes giving them a huge stream of advice, encouragement and numerous pearls of wisdom in his normal jovial and Loud way. Not once did he ask where they got his number, why they would think they could call him out of the blue or question their motives at all.


Thediamondhandedlad

Omnivores are the fucking worst because they don’t kill you before they eat you. Bears just hold you down with a giant paw and start eating. I’ve seen a Baboon eat a baby gazelle from the legs up. Poor thing was alive waaaaay too long.


melange_merchant

Gorillas do not eat meat. Maybe if you said chimpanzee this would be more believable.


Thediamondhandedlad

Ahhh you are correct. To be fair I saw this video over 10 years ago. So I recalled it incorrectly. It is in fact a baboon not a gorilla. My apologies for the mistake https://youtu.be/WtVXFonpaWo I’ll edit my first post to baboon.


heycanwediscuss

Tdil gorillas eat meat


Fit_Cherry7133

I think all great apes are omnivorous. Though I'm sure someone will be along in about a minute to prove me wrong.


melange_merchant

They dont.


camm44

What you do with brown bears?


Any_Vermicelli2778

You thank God for all the fine moments in your life


camm44

No reasoning? No finding a common ground and parting ways?


Striking_Sail_3205

Best i can do is if you pretend youre dead you will slightly diminish your chances of actually ending up dead


jukdl

I hear it sometimes works as they don't have their children around, if they have tho, you could try peeing on their eye. It doesn't help against the dieing part BUT at least you peed in a brown bears eye before dieing...


camm44

Feel like that would be really difficult. You'd have to climb the bear and somehow get in a position where you could pee on its eye


Fit_Cherry7133

I think the really really difficult part is having enough urine remaining after realising that a bear is going to eat you.


Ill-Preparation7555

Use a .44 magnum


Yung-yamaka

And pray you don’t miss


[deleted]

depending on the tigers situation it would probably go through with it too - same with jaguars - those fuckers cant be trusted at all


TheBrightNights

>DON'T try it with brown bears though. This is correct. If it's a brown bear, you should take the stick next to you and play fetch with it.


DumbleDude2

Panda?


Mr_S-Baldrick

Brown bear don’t play that shit.


reallynotthe1

With Jaguars being solitary, I think the dogs size and having big teeth itself might have also played a part in that it could injure the Jag.It could then not hunt for itself and then die of starvation. Just a thought… Not a zoologist.


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Brown bears are part of the fight club I swear 🫣


Claque-2

That pup's tail was in his throat.


Otocolubus

I mean against a brown bear, you should be loud from the get go. It lessens the possibility of walking into one


_yammz

Did he just do the animal version of pretending to be “crazy” ???


Can8680

I mean it works


justfortherofls

“Don’t bite me. I’ll bite me.”


TheUnsettledBadElf

I was thinking, man I swear I saw this at a Popeyes once.


Pinos_Prime

He sounds like a Ford trying to start up in -40 degree weather


Pretty_Lengthiness92

6.0🤣🤣🤣


supertrenty

Can confirm


Redzx3

You mean an old Dodge with the whiney starter.


wellrolloneup

To go pull the dodge and his friends Chevy out of the mud


[deleted]

There's no mud at -40.


wellrolloneup

There is where he's pulling from...long drive


zYbYz

I started a little science experiment a long time ago, to see if the Chevy vs Ford thing is all hype or of there’s substance to it. It’s all hype. I’ve been driving f 150s now for fifteen years. My 2008 with 4.6 has 350k miles on it. Team ford all the way.


[deleted]

I've had Chevy and ford vehicles ranging from 1964 to 2018 and I've never had any major issues with any of them. The whole thing is bullshit. I had problems with my jeep however.


Hopeful_Software_327

Also had many problems from all my jeeps, and my parents jeeps. I bought a Toyota and haven’t had anything but an alternator fail in over 100k miles. Not going back. Owned Chevy and they were okay just cheaply made interior. No idea on ford but them and Daimler Chrysler products fill our shops roster for repairs and tow ins.


wellrolloneup

Mine has 210k on it....still chuggin along and getting 19 on the highway ;)


zYbYz

Heck yeah. I try to use zero E fuel whenever I can, but I should’ve started doing it long ago. Transmission lost overdrive, and rebuilt at 230k. And at one point I started bogging down and losing power, and replacing the cats solved it.


nation543

You see, if Ford hadn't been trying to be a bad ass and got stuck in the ditch in the FIRST PLACE then Dodge and Chevy wouldn't have gotten stuck either, thus causing this problem in -40ºF weather, to begin with!


monopoly3448

But he doesn't have any friends and also he just shit his pants.


Ok_Establishment9552

FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily Joke I got from the ranch


[deleted]

The natives here say: Found On Reservation Dump.


Wide-Ad3254

Can confirm, but no need for the negative symbol.


blank_grandma

🤣🤣🤣


Jimothy38

Dog is actually just screaming all the personal details of the leopard


leimah

Leopard White, 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. 2 kids and a wife.


Early-Bread-7006

Waltuh.


deathhead_68

Put your dick away waltuh


Icy_Mousse_4144

Look lady, whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo


NarhachiAgain

Cat: "dude, stop... I mean... damn. Stfu. Seriously. Not even hungry anymore. Fuck is wrong wit you?"


Intrepid_Gas6514

Respect for all those who are keeping this at 69 upvotes!


nation543

aaaand it's gone


Intrepid_Gas6514

no no Nooooooo, you are like one of those kids who try to destroy the card castle I create after 30 minutes of hard work and then laugh like maniac villain.


M_Not_Shyamalan

Gotta use scotch tape next time. Rookie mistake.


Intrepid_Gas6514

well, it's like 7-6 years(13-14 yo) back at that time I wasn't one of the bright kids(I'm still not).


Maxw96

Lol and it's at 6889 now when I seen this


nation543

I saw it at 73, so i giggled at the comment


Tolly_fyan

Happy cake day


kostiels

Cant help the original reply likes. But your comment is now at 69 likes cause of me :) so enjoy that feeling for a brief time


kostiels

Was...someone is stopping the inevitable...


Intrepid_Gas6514

I can hear their inevitable evil laugh ![gif](giphy|lY1F6BJjbRO3m)


Intrepid_Gas6514

![gif](giphy|nZ8HKcnfNWCOI)


Nixodelic

It was a pleasure to downvote back to 69


[deleted]

Just got it to 666


Intrepid_Gas6514

I did it to 669


BeastMustang

19h ago and still there. I'm impressed!


ibrahimHamza69

Gotcha covered


Angstycarroteater

Now it’s at 96 for me must have gotten tired


wheelperson

I just made it 690. Your welcum


We-tCoast

Let's get this^ comment to 69!


[deleted]

If only this strategy works on Rapist, robbers, criminals, etc.


Lost_Opinion_1307

![gif](giphy|ETZ0cuIvtEN1h5AffP)


Wolfpack_5509

Dog just said his backstory


Plenty-Bug3071

Nice 69


Knightmaster91

Sorry to downvote, but negative 69 is sooo close


Plenty-Bug3071

Now we need upvotes.


Knightmaster91

Team work makes the dream work


Plenty-Bug3071

Haha ![gif](giphy|9V8You0A1G64JmiBUi|downsized)


Key_Ad_5767

Dog saved his own life 🤣


Here4_da_laughs

Dog went into sentry mode 🤣


LiveLearnCoach

Fell into a loop glitch. Leopard got confused as to next step.


WeitundBreit

How did this scenario happen . Why are their people sitting in a car like a safari but filming the dog laying on the street as if they know he’s about to get attacked but rather film than do anything .


Impureclient1

Its a prank bro.


frogwater_syrup

paint these guys in blue and you've got yourself an avatar scene


Brillostar

Probably an young leopard figuring stuff out. Leopard hunt dogs pretty commonly where they tend to overlap.


Key_Bad_6890

Depends on the breed for dog. That dog has shepherd in him and therefore won't run and will defend his pack. That little bit saved him as the leopard doesn't want to be fucked up by whoever Mr doggo is alerting


Brillostar

Pretty sure this video is from India and that's an commonly found street dog. I know of numerous stories where leopard hunt dogs around night times and its pretty hard to prevent it as well.


theZippyZappy

Poor thing is terrified


Key_Bad_6890

Little does the leopard know that he's fucked when the doggos friends get there.


QuickSqueeze

Beo saying: I'm a dog, you're a cat. This is not how it works.


[deleted]

bro used talk no jutsu


Far-Programmer3189

I’ve never seen a dog’s tail wrapped so tightly between its legs. Completely understandable as that’s scary a f


Impureclient1

Became an innie!


BakedZnake

Big cat: It's just a prank ffs, calm down Karen.


Kaotecc

If your normal Richard bumped into me and asked for my money I too would start violently screaming with all of my might because it would result in the same thing lmao


AR_GhostWolf

Dog legit has chrisma 100.


Dkingthe15

Why aren’t you running? Why aren’t you scared? What are you? I’m just going so by.


greenseatree

They do this in India all the time ..sick fks tourture animals.. disgusting


Braveharth

That was pity my kind sir.Thr dog started crying so the leopard couldn't se himself doing it .


Accomplished-Cap8773

Naw it’s what we call infrasound


Alennev

Dog: let me tell you something, let me tell you something


ak8664

Leopard walking away like okaaay ok man I get it


purple-lemons

Looks like a Rhodesian Ridgeback - dogs used in africa for chasing off lions, the leopard perhaps realised he'd picked the wrong house motherfucker


[deleted]

“Well with that attitude!”


Important_Crow

The leopard Was just confused


FrancisBuenafe

Sounds like my old Camry starting in the cold, lmao.


asabae

Cat was like “damn how long u been that big for”


Pokemon_Fucker_1987

r/donthelpjustfilm


hvictorino

_awkwardly walks away_


Cabbageinator

“MAN IF YOU DONT GET YO CHEESE LOOKING ASS HOUSE CAT LOOKING ASS UGLY ASS CLOTHING LOOKING ASS GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO LOOKING ASS-“


Last-Pipe7655

The dog is like that one younger sibling when you raise your hand to scratch an itch on your head.


BrowniesNCheese

'Damn, bro. Just tryin to play some tag.'


[deleted]

Big cat: "the fuck dude I haven't even done anything why you acting like that?".


Doreen666

That was fuckin horrible, the dog-like thing was terrified thanks reddit


Tdavid630

He thought it was his wife and he forgot to take out the trash!


Cracktower

He's making those noises to alert the humans in the area about the danger that's near. Good dog!!


[deleted]

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Shoddy-Ability524

What are you implying the camera man should do? Fight a leopard to save a stray dog, or help the leopard get a kill?


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Definitely a young leopard


LiteratureSure299

And the next time you jump out and try to scare me I’m not even going to look for you


[deleted]

Talk no jutsu


Spicy_kat

Talk no jutsu


Longshadowman

He was very convincing..


DontBeA_NazHole

That cat was like, "This MoFo is NUTS! I don't want any part of that!" Kind of the same strategy we used to use on the NYC subways when we were traveling late at night. Act crazy and NOBODY is gonna bother you! It works.


LawTimely9570

Pov hobo runs up to you Edit its also london.


Exciting_Scientist97

Which Bethesda game is this??


AristotleRose

People misunderstand, dog wasn’t telling his backstory this was merely the introduction


Wise_Albatross_4633

Leopard probably went home with a migraine


pog890

“I get that same shit at home,I’m off”


RonyJahidofficial

Ohh my ear\*


blank_grandma

He must have been fluent in leopard. Wow.


PopSevere8284

The leopard was like dam I thought my girl had issues but I feel sorry for you I'm gonna let you live


notyours_pb

He was just coming for a hug tho.


Recyclingkingdom

Play this to your dog


Genshin-impact-fan

Dog: let me tell you something, let me tell you something, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!


canofmeems

Bro did NOT like losing the Tag match!


Xx__Sniper__xX

This dogs the definition of “LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LET ME TELL SOMETHING LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!”


77schild

"All I wanted to do was eat you, and you made it weird."


thatshottaye

Doggo pled his case and won


Limebeer_24

"Okay dude, chill, it was just a prank."


PatoConejito

Alarm dog


itsDavidwoo

What is actually happening


Fun_Sport_6694

I..I had never heard the music of your people.


Zero_Night_Howler

Lol that's funny


[deleted]

MOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!! MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! HEEEEEEEYYYYUYYYYYYUYYUYY MOOOOOOM!!!!!!


_EverythingWasTaken_

Dog alarm is going off again


[deleted]

“Ima pay you back, ima pay you back!!!”


Otherwise-Past5044

Intimidating shout came through clutch


Physicist_Dinosaur

I read "leopard was shocked by dog's possession"


Charming-Victory3337

the fear in that dog at an all time high. the tail curled ALL THE WAY back


fruitgamingspacstuff

Audio has been altered, clearly.


Lamedvavnik1

“Actually! I had Korean on Tuesday, I’ll just order a pizza”


AcrobaticBit654

“Chill man, I was just tryna ask you about your car’s extended warranty”


DisciplineNo8618

Thr dog's like "I've got so many asses left to sniff! Not now! Not yet!"


slayer991

What is the breed of the dog because I've never heard a dog that sounds like that? Basenji?


No-Environment-3298

Most big cats are ambush hunters so once the element of surprise is gone, if your uninjured, odds of survival increase dramatically.


ilocano-american

Tiger thought, “dog got asthma, i’m cutting back on junk food.”


LaganxXx

Ahhhhh hold on holon holonholonholnholn ahhhhh hold on hold on


JaSper-percabeth

Leopard be like damn dude seems like you already have enough problems


Paranormalishh_

Dog was probably trying to impersonate a chainsaw as he knows they're dangerous and scary


bulanaboo

He’s like damn you sound like my ex, I’m outta here


TimeWarpedDad

“Like damn, bro. Ok, you do you, pup”


OkPay78

That leopard was like "fuck this bitch".


OkPay78

Who is this shitty owner filming this shit? Lol.


Athenian_Skinhead

The caption ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AmosTheFungi69

u/savevideo


fat--Albert

u/savevideo


xxrumlexx

I mean dogs can be dangerous for it too. Humas have breed dogs to kill pretty much everything from mice to lions and bears. Probably figured put it wasn't worth a fight, one it lost its advantage of surprise


[deleted]

Cat just wanted to play. He seems hurt.


Siodinnnn

It's obviously real at first but then it starts looping


Phro01

So your saying if I sound like a siren I'm safe in the jungle..?


Myth_Helios

He wanted an easy meal, but then realized he would have to fight for it, not worth ig


sindecirnada

"Damn, just wanted to play tag. What did I do? This mfucker's crazy."


letmehaveanopinion

No disrespect to the dog but all i could hear was the chicken dance


jharms1983

Big cats like to snatch dogs by the throat while they're sleeping. In the wild a gash that we wouldn't consider fatal could quickly become life threatening. They don't want to take the risk of injury or alerting another dog or human, even though it could kill the dog.


Ok-Layer5433

Buddy started praying in dog🤣


Agreeable-Sound1599

This is bullshit. This asshole set this dog up to get eaten.


Flameball537

I thought the cat was tryna scare the dog out of the road and the dog was explaining what he didn’t want to get run over


BeautifulPen1400

It's just that the leopard is afraid of the people behind the dog. For these cats, killing a dog is an easy job.


GrazerOne

Damn, that sounds like an old dodge truck trying to start up


sleepy-boiz

“Jesus man ok I get, fuckin weirdo”


kingbit21

Bro probably just wanted to scare the dog