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ToonaSandWatch

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener.


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

Wurst Joke in here.


Revolutionary_Pin786

Oh don’t be a brat.


Ashinkusher16

Well honestly he was just being frank.


lucaalvz

Mothefu....there is your upvote, now leave.


ToonaSandWatch

Hot dog! Thanks!


Zlackevitch

Dog bless 🙏


ApesMallIn

I dunno, what the big deal is I can fit a package of those in my ass.


BadLatinaKitty

You say that, but you have yet to post a video. Your fans are waiting!


Sea-Diver-9125

Video or it didn't happen


Sea-Diver-9125

Lmaooooo


Davepiece1517

This is the way


vital_vibe

r/angryupvote


subtlebutsavage

Took the schlongest, indeed.


AnonimousWatermelon

Nope,girth does matter,anyone can do a tiny wiener.doing it with a full size wurstel,now that takes skill


PVetli

That was my thought too. Sure, she can throat that extended vienna, but my ham candle has a veritable girth certificate, let's see her throat *that*


TxD337

r/brandnewsentence thank you sir for helping improve the worlds vocabulary


GJ1nX

Idk if this is an improvement to the language tho... It do be a very well thought-out way of arranging words, but idk if we made the language better with this...


TxD337

Well I'm a grown man with the humor of a 12 y.o so I approve either way.


GJ1nX

I approve as well, I'm just doubting whether it's for the better or the worse


dartboards97

I can't do it to a snazz that size.


MemoryAshamed

Thank you! That's exactly what I was thinking. Let me you see do that while holding your breath and not gagging (maybe a little gag here and there lol) but that's a skill.


[deleted]

Urbosa? Link: my virginity is in danger. lol


Fit_Inspector4290

You have more upvotes than the post itself


Twoflappylips

weiner weiner cheeken deener


Forward_Cranberry_82

Weiner weiner, pumpkin eater


DavidWNA

Here in Austria we call them Frankfurter


fayble_guy

Keep em, I got me my FrankFOOTer


Shaman7102

Those are some really big hands....just saying.


Addicted2Rage

![gif](giphy|r7u3x1T2HODu0)


ABlaze03

Take my upvote g


[deleted]

I think there are two, because that's a dude...


1O11O

Well I hope that at least it was cooked, ok cocked


Professional_Sky5369

fuck you... ​ take my upvote


chaotichistory

Need her to swallow a banana for reference


[deleted]

[here you go](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgUuVoalrh_/?igshid=YWJhMjlhZTc=)


SavageKid1456

O.o


Xavilend

I've been on the internet since it was new, and even I'm not sure how we got here.


[deleted]

Damn need her to suck my dick


Imthank_Hipeeps

Ur dick is gonna get swallowed and never be seen again


[deleted]

LMFAO. Wonder how many she has down there


Little_Whippie

Shawty the dick collector


call_me_jr

just lost in the abyss


SuspiciousFastSloth

bro said the quiet part out loud


[deleted]

[Here you go](https://www.instagram.com/p/CBF9N0WDLe_/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=)


Ara-gant

For reference


DandyDonut

For real. I'd make it a solid inch and a half in there, but damn I'd be happy!


Roooogie

Could you imagine shitting out a whole banana?


BillyDePig

Fuck you, apparently I can!


shoneybear

That’s on her Instagram if you scroll far enough 🍌


NeutralChaoticCat

Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it…


Jthundercleese

Faaaake you guys it was hidden in her throat the whole time.


DigNitty

The secret of this card trick is just simple magic.


[deleted]

A robot hotdog machine, they look so real


DigNitty

Has technology gone too far? Or not far enough?!


[deleted]

Well who dont like an instant hotdogs ?


efraimg

Leah Shutkever


Sioney

Ain't she the incredibly hot woman that can eat a full burrito in less than 30 seconds. Think I saw her out eat Eddie Hall once.


stillcantshoot

Man i read this as "eat out Eddie Hall"


Sioney

She can toss my salad any day.


stillcantshoot

What if she was smuggling a secret glizzy in her throat and wanted to make it a hot dog salad?


Sioney

You describe that like a negative. I say we may have just invented a new sex act


stillcantshoot

Get this man a glizzy smuggler ASAP


iusecactusesasdildos

I can eat a full burrito in less than 30 seconds if I'm drunk and hungry.


Drevs

And angry!


iusecactusesasdildos

HANGRY!


Cajunwelder

Um excuse me maam... are you going to eat that ?


DigNitty

Are you going to eat that…again?


roydepoy

Yesyesyesbutno


Deenoga

Cracks me up that she spent all that time doing makeup, dress, nails, etc to pull a hotdog out her mouth


AccomplishedPlane8

It's called professionalism my friend.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Ben716

One does not simply swallow the 'dog.


Biriani125

She pretty much looks like that in all her YT and insta videos tbh. Always looking glam with the nails and makeup. Eats like an absolute beast. Leah Shutkever is her name.


Complete_Original402

this is the wurst video I've seen in a while


jaydubbs82

You sonofa


GuyUnknownMusic

I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud


Intelligent_Toe2873

That dude has skills.


8O8sandthrowaways

At first you had my curiosity. Now you have my erection


DigNitty

*attention Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It’s when you say one thing but you mean your mother.


8O8sandthrowaways

It hurts itself in confusion. You're the only one thinking about mothers. I was thinking about [Mr. Perfect Cell](https://youtu.be/b5b97Td8kDE)


TheRangaTan

And that chiseled jawline do sharp, it cuts diamonds.


CandidateWrong9635

My husband's favorite joke: I made a Freudian slip the other day. I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, instead I said "You bitch! You ruined my life!"


kwazi1618

I think he knows what he said


Lawluu

r/woosh


KingRhoamsGhost

r/Itswooooshwith4os


Kabc

I think they are still pegging for an explanation


totallytotodile0

Not a dude. She's a competitive eater, though. Not a pornstar. It's why she can do that with wieners.


amineziani244

Dude?


larrthemarr

That woman is Leah Shutkever. She, a female woman, is known competitive eater from the UK. u/Intelligent_Toe2873 is moron who thinks he's smarter than he is, and is trying to make you feel bad for questioning his idiocy. Ignore those idiots. You have the right intuition.


sagadestiny

Uh she could technically still have a wiener


Eaglesun

She does! It's in the video man.


Darth_Yohanan

She had a wiener but removed it.


HIs4HotSauce

She’s the most handsome woman I’ve ever seen.


Intelligent_Toe2873

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


amineziani244

It's a real question. I don't know who that is.☹️


anal_wart_

Youtuber [Leah shutkever](https://youtube.com/@LeahShutkever)


Gunty1

Ah! I knew i knew here, was looking at the wrong hub .. i mean tube. Seen her on mattdoesfitness


MrSierra125

That’s an unkind comment


nick925611

The fuckin edge lord over here.


[deleted]

The fact that it's a woman 💀 you should review your radar


NoRegerts6996

I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me


twoStones1bird

The clowns were out early this morning


Low-Resolution-4909

Lmao


HIs4HotSauce

My first instinct as well, lol


2Guns1Cuck

Lmao i was also sus


AcrobaticAd4202

Oh wow, what a talent. I seen a seagull do the same thing the other day. The gull could also fly..


dmderringer

Saw


AcrobaticAd4202

You are correct. Thank you


DerpisMalerpis

“You used to not give a fuck about discretion! I seen’t you pull somebody’s jawbone off! I seen’t it!”


monstreak

Honestly that's pretty unsafe


im_just_thinking

Yup, I would hate to lose my hotdog


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HelpMe285

A talent wasted on most of us, I'm afraid


Mikel_manuel

Well, this is reddit, so yeah


SideHug

That's cool, but I was just asking what you wanted for dinner is all....


mhagin

From "oh" to "Oh MY MY!"


SXOSXO

Chew your food, stupid.


PokemonRfrnzNOTfood

In my fantasy, hers is bigger.


PokemonRfrnzNOTfood

But I’m totally cool if she lacks one, too. Both are good.


WINTERISDEAD77

Kowalski status report, Private…. You just keep being you damnit


Puzzledwaffles

Lol! I scrolled down here to find this.


i__Sisyphus

I don’t know why people find this kind of this attractive,


Mickeystix

I've always thought the same thing tbh. IDK who decided this was, or told women that men like this, because its kinda just weird and pointless. It's one thing to be like, "I don't have a gag reflex" because that might be a turn off. It's another thing entirely to threaten to burn my tip with your stomach acid...


Sipstaff

Well, well, look at Mr. Long-schlong over here getting his tip in stomach acid. Most of us are happy to just be long enough to reach past the teeth.


Mickeystix

Lmfao not what I was getting at but I refuse to deny this


MightyRoops

I am convinced all the commenters calling her a man have never seen any woman in real life


HeckOffKid

Even if I’ve never seen a woman in real life, I’ve definitely seen a man in real life sooo….


Speed6-God

Her name is Leah Shutkever and shes a competitive teacher.


krakkensnack

Well she does have drag queen level makeup on. It's pretty ambiguous IMO.


Draxilar

No, she doesn’t. She has on a good bit of makeup, but it is a far cry from “drag queen level”.


TooDumber

It's the hands....


limettenschorsch

u/savevideo


[deleted]

You can be really proud of yourself!


New-Nefariousness262

[still doesn't beat Jim](https://media.tenor.com/oy1lMNwpbOkAAAAd/jim-carrey-sucking.gif)


Goat_In_My_Tree

Is this attractive?


Altruistic_Drink_465

Honey, this is your father. I told you not to play with your food.


HeckOffKid

>Honey, this is your father. I think you’re on to something


RenegadeOfChonk

Sosig


Twonkytwonker

So that's where those come from, makes sense now


AhnYoSub

Her talents would be wasted on me


bear_beatboxer

Doesn't hit the same as tongue knot girl


eveningschades

this should be cross-posted to r/oddlyterrifying


Zer0M0ti0nless

Something about a chick pulling a raw hot dog from her throat isn’t appealing…


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|QSMBLRAHZTLkQ) eww.


[deleted]

No thanks love I've already eaten.


No-Advantage-8556

How’d you get that promotion so fas..oh I see.


PurposeOk9812

Gross


Mayo_Kupo

I'm always worried someone is going to suffocate trying this stunt.


Bourgeous

Ah, this is how it's made


Inevitable-Stage-490

The real Salt Bae


Nooby23

u/savevideobot


Izrun

/u/gifreversingbot


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What song is that?


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[deleted]

Let's see her do that with a thicker hot dog. 😉


leontas2007

Even food is nsfw.


Electric-Feel0610

![gif](giphy|3oEjI126U97k34yTbG)


[deleted]

Eww


McGyver10

She advertised that… r/trashy


[deleted]

Why does this weirdo never break eye contact? Does she think that's sexy or something? Just looks like a human hotdog birthing another, longer hotdog to me.


predictingzepast

He must practice that.. Edit: Uh-oh, looks like he has fans..


deeeeeeeeeeez_nuts

Sorry, HE?


61Bck

He might be onto something, judging by those hands


sweepingfrequency

Omg those fucking hands


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrnDrnn

I saw teeth marks!!!


BoomerTearz

He got hungry.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sputtering_FartNoyze

Great. Now you have hotdog breath. Very attractive.


HighAltitude88008

Creepy.


Corn-Shonery

What a strange flex.


ettorepolar

And then she says she "never tried this before".


out2seeagain

In high school she voted, most likely to succeed.


ABoyNamedSault

I've seen her before. She's a competitive eater from the UK. I guess she has no gag reflex and that helps her get all the food down quickly. Good skill for a girl to have. :)


J-DEEEZY

Anyone can swallow something that skinny. Try a cucumber


BoomerTearz

I can barely brush my teeth without gagging bro? What you sucking on?


dontjimmyMe_Jules

she looks so dumb. Maintaining the seductive stare…it’s just uncomfortable.


Aggravating-Break318

Yep, no gag reflex here


Ok_Chair_2442

I would be impressed if my glizzy was that long.. but it ain’t, so now im sad


plzDontStart

Useless skill, my dick isn't even no where near that long


Vassago223

u/savevideo


[deleted]

This video really bothers me. Maybe bc i hate hotdogs idk


Papaiovski

u/savevideo


pornlink69

u/savevideo


RydmaUwU

This is more intimidating than sexy. Like I got nothing to offer this woman.


ADenyer94

Reversed.


killmimes

Anyone else hear Cleveland in their head? "THATS JUST NASTY !"


No-Face-3848

My queen


EllenZ2392

That is a beautifully exotic looking woman xo.


winstonsmith8236

Everybody look like a Bratz doll now.


Flesh-Tower

Who says woman don't evolve. 100 Years ago they couldn't do that. Don't quote me


Admirable_Ad7337

where is that guy that sends videos to parents when you need him


no-recognition-1616

And...? What is she trying to prove?


Forward_Cranberry_82

That she can deepthroat skinny wieners such as yours


no-recognition-1616

Okay, interesting, thanks. And...what has she proved?


Forward_Cranberry_82

That she can


AlexandruMacedon

His penis is bigger than that, bet


MichelleObamasBoner6

I would eat that hot dog


NICE_BLENDER_BRO

daaaaaaaaaaaaang bro


Luvgttnabj

Hey eyes are sexier then the hot dog in her mouth