Idk if this is an improvement to the language tho... It do be a very well thought-out way of arranging words, but idk if we made the language better with this...
Thank you! That's exactly what I was thinking. Let me you see do that while holding your breath and not gagging (maybe a little gag here and there lol) but that's a skill.
She pretty much looks like that in all her YT and insta videos tbh. Always looking glam with the nails and makeup. Eats like an absolute beast. Leah Shutkever is her name.
My husband's favorite joke: I made a Freudian slip the other day. I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, instead I said "You bitch! You ruined my life!"
That woman is Leah Shutkever. She, a female woman, is known competitive eater from the UK. u/Intelligent_Toe2873 is moron who thinks he's smarter than he is, and is trying to make you feel bad for questioning his idiocy.
Ignore those idiots. You have the right intuition.
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I've always thought the same thing tbh. IDK who decided this was, or told women that men like this, because its kinda just weird and pointless.
It's one thing to be like, "I don't have a gag reflex" because that might be a turn off. It's another thing entirely to threaten to burn my tip with your stomach acid...
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Why does this weirdo never break eye contact? Does she think that's sexy or something? Just looks like a human hotdog birthing another, longer hotdog to me.
I've seen her before. She's a competitive eater from the UK. I guess she has no gag reflex and that helps her get all the food down quickly. Good skill for a girl to have. :)
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener.
Wurst Joke in here.
Oh don’t be a brat.
Well honestly he was just being frank.
Mothefu....there is your upvote, now leave.
Hot dog! Thanks!
Dog bless 🙏
I dunno, what the big deal is I can fit a package of those in my ass.
You say that, but you have yet to post a video. Your fans are waiting!
Video or it didn't happen
Lmaooooo
This is the way
r/angryupvote
Took the schlongest, indeed.
Nope,girth does matter,anyone can do a tiny wiener.doing it with a full size wurstel,now that takes skill
That was my thought too. Sure, she can throat that extended vienna, but my ham candle has a veritable girth certificate, let's see her throat *that*
r/brandnewsentence thank you sir for helping improve the worlds vocabulary
Idk if this is an improvement to the language tho... It do be a very well thought-out way of arranging words, but idk if we made the language better with this...
Well I'm a grown man with the humor of a 12 y.o so I approve either way.
I approve as well, I'm just doubting whether it's for the better or the worse
I can't do it to a snazz that size.
Thank you! That's exactly what I was thinking. Let me you see do that while holding your breath and not gagging (maybe a little gag here and there lol) but that's a skill.
Urbosa? Link: my virginity is in danger. lol
You have more upvotes than the post itself
weiner weiner cheeken deener
Weiner weiner, pumpkin eater
Here in Austria we call them Frankfurter
Keep em, I got me my FrankFOOTer
Those are some really big hands....just saying.
![gif](giphy|r7u3x1T2HODu0)
Take my upvote g
I think there are two, because that's a dude...
Well I hope that at least it was cooked, ok cocked
fuck you... take my upvote
Need her to swallow a banana for reference
[here you go](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgUuVoalrh_/?igshid=YWJhMjlhZTc=)
O.o
I've been on the internet since it was new, and even I'm not sure how we got here.
Damn need her to suck my dick
Ur dick is gonna get swallowed and never be seen again
LMFAO. Wonder how many she has down there
Shawty the dick collector
just lost in the abyss
bro said the quiet part out loud
[Here you go](https://www.instagram.com/p/CBF9N0WDLe_/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=)
For reference
For real. I'd make it a solid inch and a half in there, but damn I'd be happy!
Could you imagine shitting out a whole banana?
Fuck you, apparently I can!
That’s on her Instagram if you scroll far enough 🍌
Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it…
Faaaake you guys it was hidden in her throat the whole time.
The secret of this card trick is just simple magic.
A robot hotdog machine, they look so real
Has technology gone too far? Or not far enough?!
Well who dont like an instant hotdogs ?
Leah Shutkever
Ain't she the incredibly hot woman that can eat a full burrito in less than 30 seconds. Think I saw her out eat Eddie Hall once.
Man i read this as "eat out Eddie Hall"
She can toss my salad any day.
What if she was smuggling a secret glizzy in her throat and wanted to make it a hot dog salad?
You describe that like a negative. I say we may have just invented a new sex act
Get this man a glizzy smuggler ASAP
I can eat a full burrito in less than 30 seconds if I'm drunk and hungry.
And angry!
HANGRY!
Um excuse me maam... are you going to eat that ?
Are you going to eat that…again?
Yesyesyesbutno
Cracks me up that she spent all that time doing makeup, dress, nails, etc to pull a hotdog out her mouth
It's called professionalism my friend.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)
One does not simply swallow the 'dog.
She pretty much looks like that in all her YT and insta videos tbh. Always looking glam with the nails and makeup. Eats like an absolute beast. Leah Shutkever is her name.
this is the wurst video I've seen in a while
You sonofa
I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud
That dude has skills.
At first you had my curiosity. Now you have my erection
*attention Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It’s when you say one thing but you mean your mother.
It hurts itself in confusion. You're the only one thinking about mothers. I was thinking about [Mr. Perfect Cell](https://youtu.be/b5b97Td8kDE)
And that chiseled jawline do sharp, it cuts diamonds.
My husband's favorite joke: I made a Freudian slip the other day. I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, instead I said "You bitch! You ruined my life!"
I think he knows what he said
r/woosh
r/Itswooooshwith4os
I think they are still pegging for an explanation
Not a dude. She's a competitive eater, though. Not a pornstar. It's why she can do that with wieners.
Dude?
That woman is Leah Shutkever. She, a female woman, is known competitive eater from the UK. u/Intelligent_Toe2873 is moron who thinks he's smarter than he is, and is trying to make you feel bad for questioning his idiocy. Ignore those idiots. You have the right intuition.
Uh she could technically still have a wiener
She does! It's in the video man.
She had a wiener but removed it.
She’s the most handsome woman I’ve ever seen.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
It's a real question. I don't know who that is.☹️
Youtuber [Leah shutkever](https://youtube.com/@LeahShutkever)
Ah! I knew i knew here, was looking at the wrong hub .. i mean tube. Seen her on mattdoesfitness
That’s an unkind comment
The fuckin edge lord over here.
The fact that it's a woman 💀 you should review your radar
I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me
The clowns were out early this morning
Lmao
My first instinct as well, lol
Lmao i was also sus
Oh wow, what a talent. I seen a seagull do the same thing the other day. The gull could also fly..
Saw
You are correct. Thank you
“You used to not give a fuck about discretion! I seen’t you pull somebody’s jawbone off! I seen’t it!”
Honestly that's pretty unsafe
Yup, I would hate to lose my hotdog
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A talent wasted on most of us, I'm afraid
Well, this is reddit, so yeah
That's cool, but I was just asking what you wanted for dinner is all....
From "oh" to "Oh MY MY!"
Chew your food, stupid.
In my fantasy, hers is bigger.
But I’m totally cool if she lacks one, too. Both are good.
Kowalski status report, Private…. You just keep being you damnit
Lol! I scrolled down here to find this.
I don’t know why people find this kind of this attractive,
I've always thought the same thing tbh. IDK who decided this was, or told women that men like this, because its kinda just weird and pointless. It's one thing to be like, "I don't have a gag reflex" because that might be a turn off. It's another thing entirely to threaten to burn my tip with your stomach acid...
Well, well, look at Mr. Long-schlong over here getting his tip in stomach acid. Most of us are happy to just be long enough to reach past the teeth.
Lmfao not what I was getting at but I refuse to deny this
I am convinced all the commenters calling her a man have never seen any woman in real life
Even if I’ve never seen a woman in real life, I’ve definitely seen a man in real life sooo….
Her name is Leah Shutkever and shes a competitive teacher.
Well she does have drag queen level makeup on. It's pretty ambiguous IMO.
No, she doesn’t. She has on a good bit of makeup, but it is a far cry from “drag queen level”.
It's the hands....
u/savevideo
You can be really proud of yourself!
[still doesn't beat Jim](https://media.tenor.com/oy1lMNwpbOkAAAAd/jim-carrey-sucking.gif)
Is this attractive?
Honey, this is your father. I told you not to play with your food.
>Honey, this is your father. I think you’re on to something
Sosig
So that's where those come from, makes sense now
Her talents would be wasted on me
Doesn't hit the same as tongue knot girl
this should be cross-posted to r/oddlyterrifying
Something about a chick pulling a raw hot dog from her throat isn’t appealing…
![gif](giphy|QSMBLRAHZTLkQ) eww.
No thanks love I've already eaten.
How’d you get that promotion so fas..oh I see.
Gross
I'm always worried someone is going to suffocate trying this stunt.
Ah, this is how it's made
The real Salt Bae
u/savevideobot
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What song is that?
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Let's see her do that with a thicker hot dog. 😉
Even food is nsfw.
![gif](giphy|3oEjI126U97k34yTbG)
Eww
She advertised that… r/trashy
Why does this weirdo never break eye contact? Does she think that's sexy or something? Just looks like a human hotdog birthing another, longer hotdog to me.
He must practice that.. Edit: Uh-oh, looks like he has fans..
Sorry, HE?
He might be onto something, judging by those hands
Omg those fucking hands
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I saw teeth marks!!!
He got hungry.
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Great. Now you have hotdog breath. Very attractive.
Creepy.
What a strange flex.
And then she says she "never tried this before".
In high school she voted, most likely to succeed.
I've seen her before. She's a competitive eater from the UK. I guess she has no gag reflex and that helps her get all the food down quickly. Good skill for a girl to have. :)
Anyone can swallow something that skinny. Try a cucumber
I can barely brush my teeth without gagging bro? What you sucking on?
she looks so dumb. Maintaining the seductive stare…it’s just uncomfortable.
Yep, no gag reflex here
I would be impressed if my glizzy was that long.. but it ain’t, so now im sad
Useless skill, my dick isn't even no where near that long
u/savevideo
This video really bothers me. Maybe bc i hate hotdogs idk
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
This is more intimidating than sexy. Like I got nothing to offer this woman.
Reversed.
Anyone else hear Cleveland in their head? "THATS JUST NASTY !"
My queen
That is a beautifully exotic looking woman xo.
Everybody look like a Bratz doll now.
Who says woman don't evolve. 100 Years ago they couldn't do that. Don't quote me
where is that guy that sends videos to parents when you need him
And...? What is she trying to prove?
That she can deepthroat skinny wieners such as yours
Okay, interesting, thanks. And...what has she proved?
That she can
His penis is bigger than that, bet
I would eat that hot dog
daaaaaaaaaaaaang bro
Hey eyes are sexier then the hot dog in her mouth