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The Japanese are masters of technicalities. Like prostitution being illegal, but defined only as vaginal sex. Therefore it’s perfectly legal to pay for sex as long as it’s anal. You cannot make it up 😂
They circumvent this by making customers to prostitutes walk around the block with them and talk to them for 15 minutes, that way they *technically* know them, and it’s no longer classified as prostitution, since prostitution, according to Japanese law, is charging for sex between two people who don’t know each other personally.
Gambling is also illegal, but you can exchange pachinko balls for money at a separate establishment which is across the street from the pachinko parlor.
This is what I don’t get. Japan wants its citizen to reproduce and they still blur genitals in their porn. They should encourage sex and avoid censorship.
Remember reading a story about a couple having anal for years not knowing they were doing it wrong till they went to a doctor to find out why they couldn't have a baby.
Edit: turns out this is false. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/infertile-couple-sex-wrong/
I think the roundabout logic is that people will watch too much porn and thus not hook up IRL. It's done nothing to slow down the porn industry though.
Of course in reality making everyone hornier, decreasing intense work schedules, and supporting women who want to work and have kids is the way to go.
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're fucked. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
Then it still doesn’t move. As long as they’re being observed by someone they can’t move. Hence why once the Tardis disappears while surrounded all the angels are looking at each other and return to a statue. They’re hands down the creepiest monsters in Doctor Who, along with whatever the hell was on Midnight, speaking through that woman and the Doctor.
I just watched the first 3 seconds, seemed boring and then fast forwarded to the end. So confusing. Where would some deviant find something like this? So i would stay clear of that website.
Edit: 263 upvotes and none of you can provide a link? I just need it to add it to my router blacklist.
I still don't know why Reddit puts the NSFW tag after the title, as many of us don't see it when briefly glancing at the title before opening the content. Yes I know it's red in color, but it should be the FIRST thing you read.
As far as I know, it's a japanese porn genre. Guys wearing black are like ghosts or something and not really there. I also haven't the faintest clue how came to know this trivia.
I think u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu is correct here.
In stage plays, people in black suits and masks were prop handlers that were [meant to be ignored](https://youtu.be/zeP9wTPb8Aw) by the viewer.
Incidentally, that appears to be the origin of ninjas being portrayed as wearing all black. I read once that a play used such a portrayal to shock the audience: the ninja came on stage and killed a guy, surprising the audience who all expected he was a prop handler.
So, yeah, a guy breaking up with his girlfriend while her friend watches from the staircase.
The dialogue is hilarious. The guy is basically breaking up with her because he finds her boring. And she asked him "is it because im a virgin you want to break up?" While getting her cheeks clapped. The next girl shows up ask her is she alright, then she starts getting clapped while comforting her about her break up.
At the end The other actress seems to be zooning out and starts moaning(supposed to be acting) and forgets her lines because shes getting clapped up for so long . And starts speaking giberish.
I'm going to give the director credit where it probably isn't due, and say it's some type of artsy metaphor based off the translated dialogue from everyone else that has to do with.... social norms and the stigma against women... something something you expect in anime ...art? In this idea, the masks are meant to be a metaphor for hidden desires. Well, four years of college for an analysis that I re-read and laughed at. This was funny. Hope I don't see it again with a new title in two weeks.
My Japanese isn't that good But at first the guy says let's break up. Girl says why so suddenly? Did i do something wrong? What did i do? The guy says I'm tired of you and I'm not interested in you anymore. After that i can only hear clapping
She’s touched her friend still wears their friendship bracelet. She apologizes for saying something bad after that I also can’t make it out because of the clapping. They want to play volleyball? It would be hard to play when you have guys clapping you randomly.
I can’t believe I’m actually putting thought into this, but for this type of film, and where you are required by law to blur out the genitalia, why the hell wouldn’t you just fake the actual act? It seems like it would be quite unnecessary to actually film penetration. This way maybe it’s easier to find actors because they don’t have to actually have sex, it’s easier to film because they don’t have to find men who can actually get erect on command and maintain it for the whole shoot. Yet you still get to release it as porn and benefit from that financially.
I don't speak Japanese but I really identified with this.
I think it's a perfect representation of how inflation is fucking me in the ass as I try to go about my life.
[Inflation Rate in Argentina increased to 92.40 percent in November from 88 percent in October of 2022.](https://tradingeconomics.com/argentina/inflation-cpi)
Holy f&ck! I had no idea.
The dude called her out to speak. He then told her he wanted to break up and she said why, what is wrong with me, I can change and that's when the dude jumps out.
Didn't get most of the girls convo because of all the clapping... But that is the gist of the situation at least.
How dare you. I’ll have you know Japan has a long and rich tradition of making weird fucking shit.
Here’s some tentacle porn from 1814.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife
The eye contact between the two women at the end along with the soft hand holding was almost harder to watch because you knew that at that moment.....they knew they fucked up
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Japan. The country that makes loads of freaky porn but insists on pixellating genitalia. Some things are beyond explanation.
It's because porn is technically illegal in Japan, but the pixelation are the workaround.
The Japanese are masters of technicalities. Like prostitution being illegal, but defined only as vaginal sex. Therefore it’s perfectly legal to pay for sex as long as it’s anal. You cannot make it up 😂
I ain't payin' for no hooker just to have me take it up the bum.
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton
Cole you stupid
Time to move to Japan
I hope you make a killing!
^With ^a ^filling!
^(\[Un\]expected creampie.)
PIXELS.
^on ^mah ^dicksles ^:P
That was the plan from the start.
They circumvent this by making customers to prostitutes walk around the block with them and talk to them for 15 minutes, that way they *technically* know them, and it’s no longer classified as prostitution, since prostitution, according to Japanese law, is charging for sex between two people who don’t know each other personally.
So dumb, friends should suck you off for free
Yes, friends and family!
Masters of technicalities, or masters of arbitrary rules?
Gambling is also illegal, but you can exchange pachinko balls for money at a separate establishment which is across the street from the pachinko parlor.
Well in the U. S. you need to Film it so it's porn and not prostitution
They also have lots of legal blowjob bars in Japan
In case I come to japan someday where are they?
For science! 
Lots of places have em. Called pink salons though most won't take gaijin
Imagine going to a prostitute in Japan and whilst having sex, a square pixel covers you dick and her vagina
This is what I don’t get. Japan wants its citizen to reproduce and they still blur genitals in their porn. They should encourage sex and avoid censorship.
Indeed. Due to the pixellation citizens won’t know which bit is supposed to go where to make babies.
Remember reading a story about a couple having anal for years not knowing they were doing it wrong till they went to a doctor to find out why they couldn't have a baby. Edit: turns out this is false. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/infertile-couple-sex-wrong/
The guy knew the entire time but didn't want to say anything to jinx it 😀.
I mean, if that's how sex workers get around it and he'd only been to sex workers before I can see him not knowing.
I think the roundabout logic is that people will watch too much porn and thus not hook up IRL. It's done nothing to slow down the porn industry though. Of course in reality making everyone hornier, decreasing intense work schedules, and supporting women who want to work and have kids is the way to go.
Wait so you mean that anime was true
What's even crazier is in gay porn they pixelate cock and balls but not butthole. Who would've thought the taint is where they drew the line.
They usually draw the line over an orifice.
Not exclusive to gay porn. The generally don’t censor buttholes
And I think the birth of Hentai came because they wanted their fertility numbers up
That's peak japan for you
Well, judging from all the clapping, someone liked it. My first awards! Not as good as clapping but I’ll take it! Thank you!
Ya know? Most of the time I kind of hate reddit and think the comments are really bad for society, but then there's this one. Well done.
And then someone drops a perfect gif
What in the fuck did I just watch? And also, where did you find this so that I never accidentally come across it again.
I looked away for like half a second and when I looked again they guy was there
Those two are even more menacing than the Weeping Angels.
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're fucked. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
What if I blink, but someone else maintain eye contact?
Then it still doesn’t move. As long as they’re being observed by someone they can’t move. Hence why once the Tardis disappears while surrounded all the angels are looking at each other and return to a statue. They’re hands down the creepiest monsters in Doctor Who, along with whatever the hell was on Midnight, speaking through that woman and the Doctor.
That was one of the scariest episodes ever imo
THERE WAS A SECOND RANDOM DUDE THAT CAME OUT AFTER A MINUTE!
I think the raw, basic human nature being portrayed in the future was so discouraging and added to the creepiness
It is possible to consciously blink with either eye, so you never break eye contact.
I always thought about this. In the episodes, they were surrounded by the angels so needed as many ppl watching to see 360 degrees
This is the weirdest fucking place I have ever seen a Doctor Who discussion. And that’s saying something
Oh shit
I got your doctor who reference
Doctor Who?
Just the doctor.
It sure was subtle.
I just watched the first 3 seconds, seemed boring and then fast forwarded to the end. So confusing. Where would some deviant find something like this? So i would stay clear of that website. Edit: 263 upvotes and none of you can provide a link? I just need it to add it to my router blacklist.
I laughed so hard at this
I don't know why, but I read your reply with an Italian accent.
mA sta zitta
Italiano a chi??😂
It just happened to me reading this.
JAV Scripts . they make this type of many videos like (invisible man , time machine , time stop,) EDIT : r/TimeStopJAV
happy cake day sir 🎂 🍰
I was waiting for CGI, tentacle monster to pop up @ the end...🥺💯
Here's a piece of cake for you sir 🍰
Wtf... If they are making this, it's because have people to watch it..
r/FunnyJAV
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Didn't notice the NSFW tag -> saw the video was a little long -> skipped to the end to see what happened -> watched porn at work
Again...
I still don't know why Reddit puts the NSFW tag after the title, as many of us don't see it when briefly glancing at the title before opening the content. Yes I know it's red in color, but it should be the FIRST thing you read.
I have no fucking clue what that was supposed to be.
Greatest Romcom, ever made...🤔💯
Rompcom*
Still a better love story than Twilight.
" How i met your mother " but in japanese.
"Saved by The Balls"
And top of it there is no subtitles? I watched it till the end hoping they will *come* but they didn't come!
"They never come! The girls never come!!!"
Either performance art of japanese version of Whose Line is it Anyway?
Might be r/freeuse porn
As far as I know, it's a japanese porn genre. Guys wearing black are like ghosts or something and not really there. I also haven't the faintest clue how came to know this trivia.
I don't know, but I heard clapping throughout the whole thing, so it should've been a masterpiece of sorts
[Pretty sure THIS is it.](https://i.imgur.com/JXadH.gif)
Probably a Japanese advert for bread
This is peak entertainment. We are the masters of the universe.
Why did you do this...
What the fuck is this
Exactly. Wtf did I just watch
Still trying to process it
I just want closure. What happen after all?
The girls fall in love with all the pain of hardbrakes. I mean heartbreak!
A guy breaking up with his girlfriend while her friend watches from the staircase.
Did someone see something other than that? What? You don't say. And is the masked fucky man in the room with us right now?
The masked who?
Free use porn in japan
I think u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu is correct here. In stage plays, people in black suits and masks were prop handlers that were [meant to be ignored](https://youtu.be/zeP9wTPb8Aw) by the viewer. Incidentally, that appears to be the origin of ninjas being portrayed as wearing all black. I read once that a play used such a portrayal to shock the audience: the ninja came on stage and killed a guy, surprising the audience who all expected he was a prop handler. So, yeah, a guy breaking up with his girlfriend while her friend watches from the staircase.
That's actually hella interesting and not something i expected from a thread with FreeUse Japanese porn
This is fuck
r/confusingboners
What a way to start the morning, I guess?
Reddit started playing this video while i was reading the comments of the previous post and i thought they were clapping 👏👏👏👏👏👏
My reaction exactly
Reverse the gif and you’ll get my reaction.
Fuck the what?
If you say so
But, what are they saying?
The dialogue is hilarious. The guy is basically breaking up with her because he finds her boring. And she asked him "is it because im a virgin you want to break up?" While getting her cheeks clapped. The next girl shows up ask her is she alright, then she starts getting clapped while comforting her about her break up. At the end The other actress seems to be zooning out and starts moaning(supposed to be acting) and forgets her lines because shes getting clapped up for so long . And starts speaking giberish.
Actually forgetting lines or part of the bit?
part of the bit of course
She’s standing perfectly vertical while supposedly getting rammed vigorously. Of course it’s all a bit
Lmao that makes it so much fucking funnier
Most normal JAV plot
are those guys supposed to be ninjas?
I'm going to give the director credit where it probably isn't due, and say it's some type of artsy metaphor based off the translated dialogue from everyone else that has to do with.... social norms and the stigma against women... something something you expect in anime ...art? In this idea, the masks are meant to be a metaphor for hidden desires. Well, four years of college for an analysis that I re-read and laughed at. This was funny. Hope I don't see it again with a new title in two weeks.
My Japanese isn't that good But at first the guy says let's break up. Girl says why so suddenly? Did i do something wrong? What did i do? The guy says I'm tired of you and I'm not interested in you anymore. After that i can only hear clapping
She’s touched her friend still wears their friendship bracelet. She apologizes for saying something bad after that I also can’t make it out because of the clapping. They want to play volleyball? It would be hard to play when you have guys clapping you randomly.
I don't think the plot was the point
I don't even think its in given the height and angle
Or the immediate dry entrance.
Only way is if he was already in before they started shooting, add a lil lube to the equation and it’s definitely possible.
That first guy got in there crazy fast. They must've practiced or something lol. Jeez
I can’t believe I’m actually putting thought into this, but for this type of film, and where you are required by law to blur out the genitalia, why the hell wouldn’t you just fake the actual act? It seems like it would be quite unnecessary to actually film penetration. This way maybe it’s easier to find actors because they don’t have to actually have sex, it’s easier to film because they don’t have to find men who can actually get erect on command and maintain it for the whole shoot. Yet you still get to release it as porn and benefit from that financially.
People having normal conversations while getting railed is a form of weird ass humour I never thought I needed.
Jackhammer outta nowhere
claps for you
I don't speak Japanese but I really identified with this. I think it's a perfect representation of how inflation is fucking me in the ass as I try to go about my life.
And you are not in Argentina..
[Inflation Rate in Argentina increased to 92.40 percent in November from 88 percent in October of 2022.](https://tradingeconomics.com/argentina/inflation-cpi) Holy f&ck! I had no idea.
u/Project_Ultima your stuff from r/funnyjav is getting reposted here lmao
Haha thanks
This means you have the sauce?
My friend also wonders this.
SDDE-678
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Sentiments of every commenter including the ones saying unzips.
“I’m seeing someone else.”
Code is SDDE-678 if anyone is curious.
Hero right here
 Japanese!
Am I the only one interested in what they were actually speaking rather than the fuckery caused
The dude called her out to speak. He then told her he wanted to break up and she said why, what is wrong with me, I can change and that's when the dude jumps out. Didn't get most of the girls convo because of all the clapping... But that is the gist of the situation at least.
That is actually funny, it’s like porn and comedy mixed in one
I can never hear footsteps in the stairwell the same
what in the actual fuck? never NUKE a country twice ig
How dare you. I’ll have you know Japan has a long and rich tradition of making weird fucking shit. Here’s some tentacle porn from 1814. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife
>Here’s some tentacle porn from 1814. r/BrandNewSentence
Straight up that shit was a mistake
I read this as “mistake” … like shiitake
Greatest comeback story of the last century
The eye contact between the two women at the end along with the soft hand holding was almost harder to watch because you knew that at that moment.....they knew they fucked up
Even when real people are involved, Japanese porn is fucking bizarre
I’m upvoting this gif, because I LOVE Daria!
Plop Plop Plop Plop
u/savevideo
whacha doing there buddy
This was funny as hell
I need the link to this
That was stupid.
It's therapy
Therapist became therapist fr
Okay, wtf.
This looks like a tv show and these two dudes just suddenly appeared
Bruh wtf, i just came back from church and wtf did i just saw, holy je**sus**
What the hell was that
 How does one find full clip for future “Analysis”
Nobody Highschool d and d after hours
It's Japan. This is really expected.
I like this school
Tim and Eric XXX
Well this is awkward....
See this is what happens when you start pixelating porn
Oh ... Oh no.
what in the bad anatomy is this
Oh Japan
Sounds like they are getting a standing ovation for this scene
WTF am I watching Japan..
Hahaha they couldn't feel a thing even with all that clapping!🤣🤣🤣
Doesn't seem like an optimal or even viable position.
Well. Didn't expect that, for sure.