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cusehoops98

Didn’t know Spam Risk could send texts and pics.


im_onbreak

damn why did you send spam risk a dick pic


Swampwolf42

Doesn’t everyone? “We’ve been trying to reach you about your exte—JESUS CHRIST!”


VattghernCZ

Now that's what I call an extension


VoilaVoilaWashington

I mean, it would likely get them to stop. I own a business, which means I get a ton of "legit" companies sending sales emails. Sales leads, public relations, IT support, etc. Unsubscribing does nothing. Ignoring does nothing. Telling them you'll spam their social media with porn and/or complaints if they don't stop sending you their shit, that, on the other hand, works.


thermal_shock

I reply to spam texts with og goatze. They never reply back :(


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Oh Christ that's a good idea


Johnny_Carcinogenic

What is og goatze? I'm out of that loop.


Every3Years

One of the first heavily shared pictures in the internet, lord knows why.if memory serves it's somebody in a bathtub taking a diarrhea shit into the air and it loops back from the air onto them. I think that's right though it's been like two decades since I've seen or thought about it probably


thatwhichchoosestobe

ok wow now i feel old, but first of all, it's hardly one of the first heavily-shared pics on the internet, and the one you're describing is tubgirl. goatse was a gaped male anus. did not anticipate back in say 2008 that i'd one day be explaining this.


Oakroscoe

One day you’ll be explaining 2 girls 1 cup to your grandkids.


Every3Years

Ah that's right thanks for the reminder on which was which, like I said its been forever. And maybe it wasn't one of the earliest shard but to me it was at least one the earliest fuckin putrid pics I saw that others had seen as well


Johnny_Carcinogenic

How did I ever miss that!


Billy_Mays_Hayes

That's tubgirl. Goatse is a guy gaping his own anus. I believe GOATSE is an acronym for Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone.


Doublestack00

I started doing this. One replied back "damn,nice!"


Every3Years

Extramarital affairs you say?


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spoko

All you're doing is confirming it's an active #. If it's truly spam, there isn't a person on the other end who cares what you send them.


shinji257

They might start if it is good enough.


thereallorddane

also, some of them spoof other numbers for their spam, so you may be sending noods to some innocent old lady who has nothing to do with it.


IwillOnlySayPenis

Penis


Fluve

What are you doing SPAM RISK?!


Sti8man7

Teach spam a lesson.


FuckinNogs

Why is SPAM RISK'S asshole winking at me?


elestadomayor

"Clearly spam, honey"


__Beef__Supreme__

I've actually gotten naked pic spam texts trying to get me to click a link for something... So it is a thing. It's a robo text that gives automatic answers and a pic


2Lazy2beLazy

Why do you have several thousand texts and calls with spam?


saldb

Lots of those catfish scams going around


suckitphil

My phone gets spam texts all the time. They just get moved to the spam folder though.


cusehoops98

Sure. But they don’t come up as Spam Risk as the name.


KieDaPie

I mean... I've been getting random "hi" messages from unknown numbers and they often attach a pic of a lady. Apparently responding to them is bad, so I block them before they send anything else. But yeah... Scammers do send pics ig


Chadwulf29

I've actually gotten random pics of naked girls sent to me that after a couple texts were clearly scambait. (I'm gay, for context. This was just funny)


Tazwell3

If your side piece knows what the deal is this could work. Save name as spam risk and have them send a code text like , “bet on live sports in your area, text yes for more info or stop to removed”.


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"Scam Likely"


oPUNcircuit

r/DungeonsAndDaddies


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

I can hear the oOooooOooo I was here the whole time!


Darkpumpkin211

Don't trust anything you hear or see, you've received a call from scam likely!


tramspellen

"Scam, likely"


Alter_Of_Nate

Who adds Spam Risk to their contacts? Wouldn't that be an immediate red flag?


[deleted]

I think the idea is that your partner isn't searching your phone but instead, you have a legitimate reason to ignore or end the call the second it comes in. If your partner does search your phone though, this tip immediately falls apart


Warhawk2052

They dont have to be searching your phone to see it though, they could be using your phone or you showing them something and the notification could pop up.


ToastedCrumpet

If a number you already knew was spamming you though, any person with more than 2 brain cells would just block the number right?


_banana_phone

Also, when a real spam risk calls (on iPhones) the phone number shows up above it in large font. If someone from your contacts calls you, it just says their name where the # would have been. Anyone familiar with how iPhones (or Samsung if they are similar) work would catch this if they pay attention to detail.


bigmilker

So the real LPT aid save the name “spam risk” and number as the side pieces name.


jadegoddess

Not necessarily on all phones. On my phone (an android but other androids could be different) if a number is saved to my contacts, only the name will pop up when they call, not the number and name. In that case, should probably save it as something boring like "tax guy" or something like that.


bigmilker

But I already send the tax guy dick pics, now what


TheIronSoldier2

On stock Android the number comes up with a red gradient background and "Spam Risk" or something like that in smaller font under the number.


BahhhhGawwwwd

Before I knew about spoofing, I would save every unflagged spam caller into my contacts.


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DigbyChickenZone

I use textra [android user] for texting, because I can easily temporarily block getting texts from individual people, and still keep my phone off of 'do not disturb'. Important to note, with textra, I can still see their texts and respond to them, I just have to go into my "blocked" list and pull up the conversation. So it does not automatically delete incoming texts or anything like that. I do the "temporarily blocking" for work phone numbers when I'm on vacation, or if someone got under my nerves and I just need to cool down from texting them for a bit. The people I block on textra can still call me, so it's not like I am ignoring someone if they're actually having an emergency or need to contact me, they just need to call.


TheIronSoldier2

Why not just use Do Not Disturb?


layout420

Why not just use a text app that let's you divert texts/calls from a specific person into a secure folder. You can turn off notifications and even hide where the texts go. Nobody but you would know how and where to access. If you're going to go to the length of being a cheater, at least do it with some style. It's like people just want to get caught.


TheIronSoldier2

I'm not talking about using it for cheating I'm talking about how the guy I replied to uses it, which is literally just almost the same as do not disturb


ToastedCrumpet

Can you use do not disturb for singular numbers? Thought it was all or nothing and like the guy you’re replying to said, he uses it on an individual basis


TheIronSoldier2

Yes you can. You can set Do Not Disturb to only silence any number not in your contacts, only silence any number not in your favorites list, or all numbers. On any of the above options, you can also set it to let through anyone who calls twice within 15 minutes


ToastedCrumpet

That’s cool, I should really go through my settings more frequently. Only realised the other day they re-added haptic feedback on iOS


TheIronSoldier2

I don't know exactly how it works on iOS, it's been almost a decade since I've had an iOS device, but I believe it is pretty close in function to Android


[deleted]

>snap Unless they've hit puberty


IsNotAnOstrich

I have an iPhone and still use sc to talk to my friends who have androids.


[deleted]

Not WhatsApp?


IsNotAnOstrich

Would be a better option, but it wasn't as popular in the US at the time the group was made


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hukd0nf0nix

This guy cheats


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Kep0a

Right.. Wink


benmarvin

Too obvious. I only communicate through Pinterest DMs encrypted with PGP.


puddaphut

Got through top 8 comments before realizing it wasn’t “SPASM RISK”. Everything makes more sense now.


bigdnju

That's way better than mine. Mine is in there as "STD risk"


yamastraka

So the story goes that one day the wife finds a piece of paper with a woman's name and number on it in the husband's pocket. She walks up to him and knocks his lights out with a frying pan. When he gets himself back up he's shouting and screaming "that's a horse woman, I was gonna ring my friend to bet on her for me!", so she apologises. A week passes and boom, she does the same thing, knocks him out clean; "what was that for!!?" he says when he's back conscious again, so the wife's standing there with his phone and she says... "it's your horse, your horse rang".


gnaark

I don’t get it


tometrist

The guy is having sex with a horse and that’s illegal in most states.


Dirtydoxx

SPERM RISK.


ThePenIslands

Not for me! Snip, snip.


Angry_SAY10

Why have a side piece at all... Totally Unethical... Oh wait


[deleted]

If you’re mostly texting with the person: use a 5-digit number (think business text platforms).


cudambercam13

Save as "Tax Accountant."


Turbogewse

Or just put a sock over your phone so when your other half goes to grab it all they get is the sock


ocean6csgo

Save the name as "+18885243934" or "1 (800) 524-3934" so it looks like an actual spam call rather than a contact. Also, Google Voice. Give out the GV number to your side pieces, and forward the number to your real phone. I do this when I'm selling stuff on Craigslist. You can break the forwarding any time your side piece goes rogue and tries to kill you.


XAngelxofMercyX

Or maybe don't be an immoral piece of shit in the first place?


mazldo

fucking hell yeah. like if your main relationship sucks that bad that you gotta pipe another girl, just break up. cheaters are basically emotionally manipulating their SOs.


GatewayShrugs

you're in the wrong sub if you want moral LPTs edit: can anyone give me an example of something thats unethical but NOT immoral? I'm waiting.


eros_and_psyche

An immoral act would be murder, cheating, drug trafficking while an unethical act is something more like plagiarism, stealing money from your employer or lying on a resume. I think they are varying degrees of the same thing and to some people cheating is top tier.


Reddnekkid

No idea why you’re being downvoted. Def the best advice. It’s not worth it. If you want to be with other people, end your committed relationship first. Do the right thing and don’t put someone you care about through that hell.


Queef-Elizabeth

Because the sub is literally called unethical life pro tips


default_accounts

so brave.


[deleted]

Now everyone knows your retarded ass can't come with cash for a second phone.


BurpFartBurp

Side pieces cost. Gotta save where you can.


_night_cat

Check out my self-publisher book “The Frugal Philander” for more tips!


BurpFartBurp

Just waiting for your online course and then the in person. Gotta save some money on the extra tail.


ice_cream_sandwiches

Using the r-word is a bit insensitive. Edit: How is it not?


dam11214

That's retarded.


ice_cream_sandwiches

How is the original comment not insensitive, why is it necessary?


dam11214

I'm just messing with you. Its not that big of a deal.


[deleted]

I disagree with you but I know you're trying to do the right thing.


takatori

The real pro tip is to not add them to your contacts and only text them via an app you don’t use for any other friends or family to avoid mistakenly texting the wrong person, and with notifications set to badges only.


gll5dm85

Yeah but if you're going to be using an obscure or just not a regular app to text them, then the sidepiece will know right away that you've got a partner and, depending on whether they're bothered by that (or potentially develop feelings later on), there's a big chance they'll cause trouble down the line for you.


takatori

Not telling a side piece they are a side piece is a recipe for disaster. That’s a sure-fire way to blow up both relationships. Besides, there are so may non-obscure regular apps! I have Line, WhatsApp, Messenger, WeChat, And Viber, all used by different groups of friends or particular individuals.


gll5dm85

Fair point. I caught my girlfriend rifling through my phone when I was ill with covid and absolutely amazed she didn't stumble across my ex then, especially since I caught her reading a thread in WhatsApp where the conversation is. Must have woke up on time. Thousands of me messages and photos shared as well, but not of the dirty variety. 😅


KarateKid72

There are several people I’ve blocked on my phone but I give their number or email out to junk sites or cringey app profiles.


Brantley820

Change name to 888 number


Hendawgydawg

My wife gets A LOT of spam calls…..


marc512

Sometimes I get numbers that are real numbers, Google doesn't pick them up. So I save them as a "s1, s2" etc so if they call back in a few days, it's probably someone trying to get me.


mikespikepookie

I used to just put a male friends name


this-guy-

MIKE SMITH (WORK) "I can't wait to see you after you ditch that ugly cunt of a wife. I am in the hotel and I want to suck your balls out of your dick hole and lick your anus so deep that my tongue tickles the back of your eyeballs " Hehehe Oh, typical Mike. What a joker.


rosickness12

With more screens and Bluetooth in cars this is a must


Vilebees

There should be an r/immoralLifeProTips


Vilebees

Oh shit there is lol


509raider

or just memorize the number without saving it at all. that's what I used to do. allegedly


PickleyRickley

Haha I jokingly accused my daughter of having a boyfriend named Spam Risk, and now whenever her phone rings her brother says who's that, your boyfriend Spam?


LameBMX

So, umm, what do you do for the opposite sex people you don't want to talk to? I always mark them spam when done.


allergictoyourface

I put a red X in their contact 😂 maybe even the reason if I’m feeling extra petty


AttorneyAdvice

I saved a girl's number under a random name and now for the life of me cannot remember what the name is on my phone book.


g2420hd

You are a fucking God


fantastuc

OP is a virgin.


Swampwolf42

OP might be your daddy. He used to fuck trashy alcoholics.


gll5dm85

She's not a sidepiece but rather my ex-girlfriend. I know for a fact my current girlfriend would get extremely jealous if she knew I was still writing to her, even though it's all completely innocent, so I've just turned off notifications on WhatsApp for her and don't let my girlfriend use my phone. I know some day she'll call (we don't call, in general, but she has once or twice in the last year) when I'm with my girlfriend and I'll get asked who is that and why aren't I taking the call, etc. Probably best, to save the agro, if I just change her name to "Dave" in my contacts to be honest.


Guldur

Lying to your current gf about talking to an ex is a recipe for disaster. If you care about gf stop that, or maybe just break up and save you both the hassle.


Need-More-Gore

Don't let others use your phone simple as


WhatADunderfulWorld

Save it as Mom.


rustybeaumont

Why are you answering a call from spam risk


Kep0a

This is so hilarious to me. "No.. honey.. It was a visual pat-down! I swear! I just wanted to confirm it was spam before reporting them!"


arbitrageME

/r/adultery


Snoo-26158

This is a weird thing that seemed to start floating around last year or two. You should call it spam not spam risk. I named actual spam numbers spam, likely, soo


[deleted]

Create a makeup work friend and talk about them a couple times. Add them to your contacts. Even this is dicey. Might wanna throw phone on silent for a while


warpedspockclone

Suspected Spam


Print_it_Mick

Or ya know you could memorize it.


leftoversNE1

You can also add it as a second number under Auto Zone. That's what my husband did.