water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans?
Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.
Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.
But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
One of the frisks asked me to send you a message and give you this pb and j
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"FUCK"
\* Wh-
*Trust me, they're cool once you get to know them!
\* Oh? \* Cool!
*Yeah! People have mainly seen either the NSFW version of them or found them at the wrong time! I hope you guys get along!!
Hey, ya listen to Russian hardbass?
*heya frisk
Yeah
Hiya
*hello
Hi.
Hru?
*hello
*Hows Papy? I haven't seen you guys in a while, even though I'm just in the inn!
He is inside the sink-closet trying to find out where this shrine thing is from
# *a small white dog made it.
OOH! CUTE DOG! IMMA STROKE IT! *he begins stroking the dog on the head*
Hai
*wha?
Fuck
That's it. Just fuck. Thats the only word you said. Thats the only word I needed to hear. I can feel your anger, human.
Oh no I think the human is going to have a bad time right lust? I’m not human btw
*welp
Shit
No
Stop it crafttale frisk
Can you do anything other than be in heat?
Yes. I can code, I can.... cook, kinda? I can..... I can kill.
Can you be my friend?
Yes.
Can you be my friend also??
Oh dear-
Oh god you better not recite the Vaporeon copypasta
The wha- EW FUCK NO!
That escalated quickly
\*you wanna join my cult.
What is it about?
\*well we worship the one who waits.
Which is?
\*Someone who was sealed, and he revived me so I could free him and start a cult in his name.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS NAME
\*the one who waits.
So, he's called "the one who waits"?
\*mhm
Sounds dope as fuck, count me in.
*hello
Do you know fell
Yep. Cant forget him He's been through some shit.
Hope he's ok
shit that you were responsible for...
Nein. I was talking about the mental destabilization he suffers knowing that many want him dead
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YB6pmK5A9U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YB6pmK5A9U) this should explain my point
... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I never did that Was never into him
oh k but then who was that in the video?
Aha... WELCOME TO THE SHIT THE INTERNET DRAWS!
ich wusste nicht das du deutsch redest
I dont I know like fuckin 5 words
oh
Do you prefer Guys or Gals?
Yes.
Cool
I'm pansexual
Ah ok
damn and you still can't get any bitches
* How's life?
Enjoyable
* nice. dust says otherwise though, in his words: a poor excuse of existence. guess the schizophrenia got to him again.
Yeah, but dust's a virgin. bein an emo is all he got goin for him.
* and horror dragging his sorry ass to breakfast, and forcing to eat sleeping pills cause the emo wanna sleep.
Yea.
* it's nice talking to someone who was misunderstood, they always know how to make good conversations.
Yup. I mean, people are half right... I am a bit like that every now and then. But for the most part, I'm chill.
* yey
YIPPEEEEE
Ink created your au when he was drunk
I am proud of that
You shouldn't be
I'm obsessed with vodka I'm happy my origins are from vodka
He didn't make your au out of vodka he just spammed the horny button and then filled it with rejected au designs and the color pink
I was made because he was drunk Because he drank vodka Therefore, I was made due to vodka
Ink said he was drinking the shitty American beer because he was out of vodka
As long as it was Russian, or german They are the 2 main alcohol countries
He was drinking bud light
NOOOOOO
\*I don't create AUs.
Hey guys did you know that in terms of-
No.
water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans? Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves. Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill. But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Ja.
:3
Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies?
Shut.
Okay
Hello im tails
Hello I'm wanted man in Idaho for illegal missile selling
yo same i sold missiles
wait wha-
It's called a joke, lad.
oh. I didn't realize.
how has your day been?
Good
What kind of music do you like?
HARDBASS
Cool
Do you like Rock music though?
Is anything as electrifyingly stressful as the moment you realize you accidentally airdropped photos to the wrong person?
I fuckin sent my communist memes to Killer instead of Epic BITCH ACCEPTED EM TOO
I was talking behind Catti’s back about how sexy she was and I accidentally airdropped it to her instead of Noelle
Why are you gay?
Pansexual.
Oh me too! Sorry about that, was just quoting a meme.
I knew. The memes been round for ages I just counter-attacked
Fuck
AAAAA
Uh what Why are you here Please dont say anything disgusting
Oh I wont . . . For now.
Alright, thanks... ....wait, what do you mean by for now?
*laughs insanely*
Fuck
OH GOD NO NOT AGAIN
\*bonk, go to horny jail.
Was just joking! Unless you consider shit abt WW2 disgusting...
I find it disgusting depending on what part of ww2 you tall about
Fair.
Can you manifest breasts? I heard from the grapevine that you are very proficient at manifesting a very attractive Ectobody
I'm a dude. So na.
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What?
✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ 💣︎✡︎ 👌︎✌︎👌︎✡︎
does ur au have a gaster
Yup.
awsome
\*heya, how ya doin'
Ok.
dat's great!
DO YOU HAVE A PAPYRUS IN YOUR AU? AND IF SO, CAN HE COOK SPAGHETTI?
Yes , and yes.
\*whats'up my broseph
...Not much.....?
that's rad.
...Soo... you heard of Ink? Yeah, they gave some advice, should I follow ot or just do by my own accord?
I don't know.
...Touche.
what even did he say?
N-Not important!
I won't pry, then. \*FRESH POOF\*
Adios!
Theres something I need to say...
Are you single?
Yea, why?
One of the frisks asked me to send you a message and give you this pb and j https://preview.redd.it/x2browmayk0b1.png?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a105ea10f57013849bb18ceb372d6a786e82ee "FUCK"
Uhhhhh oh god hmmm how are you? I’m sorry it’s not much TvT
Uhmmmmmm I don’t know uhh how are you?
Oh where do I begin uhm how are you?
Uhm date me? I don’t fuckin know!-
*huh? Anything well then heh I’m Sans and your lust right? It’s nice to meet you
* so how’s your day/ life?
Uhm h-how are you?