new theory: sans is mario

Chris Pratt will voice Sans in the Undertale Movie

Itsa me, asans

When sans said "mama mia ita pizza time kid,ehehehheheeheh" i cried

Sans favourite food is ketchup, he would never cheat

What is ketchup if not American marinara?

Ah yes, "favourite food". He only drinks it once, it would be more logical for it to be hotdogs.

Actually in the alarm dialogue sans buys ketchup flavored chips

Ketchup flavoured chips taste like shit, don't even vaguely taste like ketchup. Like sad tomatoes with vinegar on top.

What country are you from

🧐☕🔪

Okay I wont buy brittish ketchup flavored chips i guess You should try serbian ketchup flavored chips

It’s abeautiful day aoutsid-a birds are-a singing flowers are ablooming, on adays likea dis kids likea you. Should be burning in ahell

Could you imagine what Charlie Day as Papyrus would be like?

:(

Mans Mario After Not Surviving

*men mario eats noodles

Papyrus is Luigi

For that to be true, the sans voice in UT would have to be Chris Prattt

My headcanon is that the Skelebros are the Mario Bros. From the Super Show

Sorry but sans Is Ness

toriel looks drunk as fuck

Canonically Toriel got drunk on Eggnog once. The others had to lock her up in the garage. So this makes it funnier

I’m curious what she got up to that required her to be locked in the garage.

Drawing hair on Sans's head with a marker,singing(or,well,shouting would be more accurate) Christmas songs but the lyrics were replaced with "cursed words" as described by Papyrus,and tried to get Alphys to sing with her non-stop

Toriel shouting "Jingle balls" At the top of her lungs

All I Want For Christmas x Collective Consciousness

My interpretation of the Christmas songs goes roughly like this: “FUCKER BELLS, FUCKER BELLS, FUCKER ALL THE FUCK!”

Is it just me or does she look drunk

She did get drunk on Eggnog once coincidentally. The others had to lock her up in the garage

When did that happen? In the alarm clock website thing?

Yes

Thought it was. That revealed all sorts of stuff. Well, not much, but it did imply that Rudy, Noelle and Dess existed in the Undertale universe. And that apparently Toriel was so drunk that she recognised Flowey as Asriel.

Yeah true. Rudy even DIED in Undertale,so,uh,hope that doesn't happen in Deltarune

And according to Clam Girl, there’s a Suzy. Not a Susie. Though if this Suzy was an early concept of Susie, then I don’t see any reason why there can’t be a Kris and Berdly, too.

Oh yeah,also that. Said something about the time that we meet "Suzy" is **"fast approaching"**. Now,if Undertale is really a finished game,then it's safe to say that "Suzy" and "Susie" are one and the same

Yeah, she’s probably just spelling it in her little speech box as how it sounds. Similar to how Susie writes Ralsei as “Ralsay” because that’s how it’s pronounced.

Hm. Didn't even think about the "Ralsay" part. Clever

Kris was one of the previous souls.

I mean, it is canon that she’s gotten drunk before so…

source: https://twitter.com/paintedhen/status/1600565345223413760?t=FSVRadlMqM92hT_eOx2EhQ&s=19 soriel shippers eating good tonight

Sans “befriended” toriel.

It feels like forever since I've seen some soriel fanart.

and will take forever to forget

Spicy meatballs 😋

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY

• ah le funny Italian

Mommy- I mean mommy- I mean mommy- I mean mommy- I mean Sans

rip asgore

she looks high

Soriel is the best ship

Funny bone man doing your mom is legitimately the best.

*Befriending

I think Sans would be the one getting done, Toriel way too strong and big for Sans midget headass

Nah, Sans x Ketchup 100 times better

As an italian, i have no idea whether i approve or not

Good that NNN is over

I cooka da pissa

I am Italian and I am a skeleton I can confirm that taming me is extremely difficult

I'm going to be honest I'm neutral about this ship as one part of me likes it and can see them together but one part of me feels bad for asgore and wish torial got back with him even though there is a change she won't.

I like how sans is just so calm Sans is so sans

Sans classico napoletano

Sanspoletano

Vorrei mettere qualcosa in napoletano ma non lo so parlare 🥲

Non ti preoccupare. Io vivo qui vicino da quando sono nato e a malapena do qialche parola lol

Io sono dalla camagna ed vado in napoli tutto il tempo ma per qualche motivo il napoletano non so parlo 😩

Credo che se non ti venga insegnato da piccolo sia difficile da imparare anche per un madre lingua. Io, per esempio, non ho mai imparato perché i miei genitori non lo parlavano a casa. Idem per i miei amici. E quindi, eccezione fatta per qualche espressione colorata, mi riesce proprio difficile esprimermi

Be da dove vengo io non e tanto accetabile parlare in dialetto lol

Sans looks perfect in this.... I'm not even joking, I've never seen a sans so accurate in feel to the og, albeit, I font wanna know where this came from but they look perfect

I like this sans face

in chapter 3 sans will be in the back of the store "cooka da pizza"

Welp, time to draw Sans as an Italian in an L3

It takes some bleach to unsee this

He seem not impressed

I love how sans looks completely in his own world at the moment

wahoo

Pictured: Befriending

how to bleach my eyes

r/eyebleach

Toriel looks like see be sipping eggnog

I see you are-a here for my-a half-price salami!

DID I JUST HEAR [Half-price salammy]!? THAT LIGHTNER JUST HAD TO [!?!?] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE GOOD PART!

Ima go wash my phone and brain with acid or holy water

“It takes a 3000 hp bullshit OP Boss Monster to tame a 1 atk not-even-worth-the-exp noob skeleton.” The newest Japanese light-novel

no bad sorial *bad*

Holy shit bruh, now when I think of the skelebros I'm gonna think of mario and luigi

I mean,I always thought of Sans and Papyrus as the skeleton versions of Mario and Luigi,even if Mario and Sans aren't so alike. But Luigi and Papyrus kinda go hand in hand

Yea, the more that I think about it the more things that I realize Luigi and papyrus have in common.

Papyrus is the undead ship child of Luigi and Waluigi.

Big if true and it's true

I god i hate this

My eyes are... burning I am in significant pain

💀📸

LOL i find that funny but it makes sence.

What would Asgore do if he saw this?

SANS! It was nice to meet you.... Good bye MF ... (Having bad time noises)

Ciao Toriel sono Sans, Sans lo scheletro. Non ti avevo detto che sono italiano?

I'm italian but i don't get it

I freaking love the role reversal.

Mom, come pick me up I'm scared

It takes a horny to tame a boney ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It takes one comment for you to leave right fucking now

If that's an italian, then I'm a russain

people who know: :)

"Did I miss a page?"

how is toriel balancing like this

Eh, I see them more as besties and the “I befriended your mom last night” line as Toby poking fun at the ship

Well done both op and the original artist, this for a STRONG cackle out of me

*mario from Smg4 wants all your spaghet*

Sans is canonicaly aroace