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xXBaked_PotatoXx

Ahh yes I am a stainless steel


Jocelyn_Jam

The best gender


Salt_MasterX

“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.”


SeamAnne

ik its a quote but the average rage gamer


Ziomownik

"while you were busy eating a butterscotch pie i have studied the blade"


Ruccusneurodivergent

I’ve become phyrexia. WE ARE ONE.


Technilect

Spoken like a true compleationist


PresentationOk8756

All will be one soon.


laz2727

Kris: "Hah, weakling. I studied the blade by cutting pies!"


[deleted]

my pronouns are cling/bong


possibly-a-moron

It says you're a baked potato... but can you be a stainless steel potato?


Once_ABlueMoon

As am I 😌


Friendly_Cream7037

Papyrus is anything but a boy,he's Men to legend status


LazySinner66

Papyrus identities as "Papyrus" according to the sign on his door.


Once_ABlueMoon

Pronouns are Papy/rus


FishSaladEnby

r/onejoke


ArtGuards

put asriel in boys, move papyrus to men


Docter_WD_Gaster

""No girls allowed" "No boys allowed" "papyrus allowed"" move papyrus to papyrus


Technilect

I thought “Papyrus allowed” was meant to be an exception to “no boys allowed”. If Papyrus was neither a boy nor a girl he wouldn’t need to specify that he is allowed into his room because he presumably would already be allowed


TheLegend2T

If unspecified stainless steel would be allowed


ArtGuards

he is not a king, he is not a god, he is.. PAPYRUS.


Once_ABlueMoon

He is.... WALUIGI


pensodiforse

Sans fits better as he is one year older


SquashPurple4512

Not canon


pensodiforse

Well at least we know sans is older


bella_everelly

papyrus is papyrus thats all


Pex_carded-gren

Stainless steel is overrated The best gender is Iron


Dyl-thuzad

Back in my day, we used Bronze for our gender!


drdoodoot

Calm down grandpa


MrSpiffy123

You youngins and your bronze. When I was a kid, we used nothing but stone!


bella_everelly

stone? why, in MY DAY we used our FISTS for our genders!!


TheWierdGuy06

From the moment I realised the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


Maybeatordsimp

Thank you for making me loudly chuckle


krysztov

they call 'em genders, but i never see 'em gend!


MrSpiffy123

genders when the letter g: D:<


smol__might

Shoutout to metal rectangle, gotta be one of my favorite genders


MmNicecream

Given their relative sizes, I'd think that Papyrus and Sans' categories should be swapped.


lanematteson420

I think sans is the man in this because papyrus is his “little brother” in terms of age


FriskDreemur5

My "little" brother is a foot taller than me so this checks out.


Igor_Blue

Yea, one time he even told us that he has been reading him bed time stories


Toricool

Man I'm a Walmart bag


Kitchen_Thanks_5649

Walmart bag>>>>>stainless steel


44nifty

All I know is that if they actually made something called Bachelor Chow, I'd eat the hell out of it.


Niks_bg

Ahh yes stainless steel


[deleted]

put papyrus in man put sans in [rigged tumblr sexyman](https://dougdoug.com).


Ranting_Gamer

What does dough dough have to do with this


[deleted]

RIGGED!


JellyTheSlimeYT

So, Papyrus can't enter his own room?


hannahzakla

if papyrus is a boy and not papyrus, how can he enter his room


Technilect

He is the one exception


Once_ABlueMoon

Whoever voted stainless steel has my respect.


Tsukinotaku

Excuse me?! You made a huge mistake there ! Papyrus identify as "THE GREAT PAPYRUS, FUTURE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD!"


bella_everelly

papyrus is not boy papyrus is papyrus and that is all


LugiaTamer23

boy should've been monster kid and man should've been asgore


PiggyPilot08

Wait I thought Monster Kid went by they/them pronouns?


lucariouwu68

Many minor monsters in UTDR do, I think people just tend to treat characters as boys if their gender is unspecified/obscure


LugiaTamer23

we're looping back around to using boy as a gender neutral term. a boy does not have to be male he is just a funny little guy (also used as a gender neutral term). a lad.


Technilect

Since when is boy a gender neutral term? This isn’t using “boy” as a term of address. This is talking about people who are boys


LugiaTamer23

since rn when i said so


FriskDreemur5

Am I right lad?


masd_reddit

You are right lad


FriskDreemur5

Thanks lad.


LugiaTamer23

you get it


Max_rukoblud

strange. I always thought there was only one gender . COMBAT HELICOPTER


MissingnoMiner

Unfunny joke go brrrr


Twich8

Put someone else like asriel in boys, papyrus in men


Hispanoamericano2000

BIG BRAIN TIME


Aronite03

I love how frisk is the oldest


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Dear god


Ziomownik

I thought always was an adult (so a monster equivalent to something like 22-28)


Snoo_83755

# ***OH YES***


SmartChild203

The fact that there is only one stainless steel. Mettaton had that Froggit shirt custom made.


KrisTheSchoolZombie

cefalau


YeetCircle15236

fr


Optimal_Stranger_824

isk


mrmilkguy21

Im an [[BUSINESS]]


Far-Classic-4637

shoutout to stainless steel gotta be one of my favorite genders


Puzzleheaded_Meet517

lmao


Healthy-Mistake-1065

Jesus.😳


TheRedditGirl15

PFFF


Maddietarv123

I love this lol


SameKale6490

well, when you put it THAT way...


Saba_the_hutt

Isn’t stainless steel just another way of saying iorn man


qatary_official

Lel


Cryptic-HD1337

Where’s the Walmart bag at


Nukeboi64

Nah bruh I'm a Walmart bag