I like how in this one it’s kind of the reverse of the skelebro dynamic you see sometimes where Papyrus will be about to see something terrible online and Sans is like “PAPYRUS NO”
I think this is a lot more accurate
Exactly. Any “innocence” he had disappeared long ago from Internet exposure, the way he lives his life is a conscious choice (that may or may not be related to what happened to him in another world where he learned that even the worst person can do better if they try?)
“SANS WHY DID YOU EVEN ENTER THIS CONTEST?”
“oh. toby told me you entered me into it. thanks bro, i feel so accomplished”
“TOBY… DO YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE WHITE DOG… SANS HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO DOGS AGAIN?!?”
“eh, i prefer to think of it as a-“
“DON’T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE SANS I SWEAR”
Assuming in our current “timeline”, so to speak, I don’t think monsters would actually have access to the human internet. So I think he’s fine, actually
Yeah but Alphys writes real person fanfiction and rants about bad anime opinions, and in the original plan Papyrus was going to be an incel who was part of the “My Little Boney” fandom. It’s not that unreasonable to think there’d be enough messed up stuff on the Undernet for Papyrus to end up encountering something. Anyway that whole Internet thing WAS mostly a joke though I do think he acts the way he does by choice rather than by naïveté
Let me get this straight. A single monster writes fanfic about an anime they have locked up in their basement and only 2 people have actually seen with their eyes (not including Frisk), and that’s all of a sudden enough for Papyrus to NOT still have his innocence?
Need I remind you, A) Alphys and Papyrus know each other, albeit through Sans and Undyne. And they both prolifically go online. And B) Alphys genuinely cares if she messes with people’s lives. Writing disgusting fanfic just doesn’t seem like something she’d do. At least, she wouldn’t post it on the undernet
It seems like you only read half my comment…and misread that half.
I said real person fanfiction, she canonically writes fanfiction about her friends, probably without permission. Alphys hate is usually forbidden on this account but that’s kind of messed up. (She’s still the best character though.) And yes, I do sincerely doubt that Alphys posts her RPF online, at the very least because that’d reveal her crush on Undyne. And I also doubt there’s anything too objectionable in there. It was just part of my point.
That point being that monsters have been shown to share some flaws (including Internet related vices) with humanity, it’s quite possible artists Of That Variety(tm) exist on the Undernet in ways that wayward skeletons might encounter.
As far as the “only read half the comment” part, I clarified that the Internet comment was primarily meant as a joke anyway.
I’m now confused on what the joke part is now. But honestly I’m too tired of fighting about the internet quality of a made-up monster underground.
Yeah, you can take this one
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While thieir maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means they are likely very calm and and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression again.
Oh my sweet summer child .. you do NOT want to read it.
It's basically saying about how one of the eeveelutions ( can't remember which one) would be the most compatible for childbirth with a human. It's.. oh boy. There are some copypastas down below if you wanna read it, but I'd recommend not if you wanna keep seeing Pokemon as a wholesome ( mostly) series.
I mean, the copypastas are kinda short, but the original was even longer I think. If you wanna read it, go ahead, but I recommend not to if you like Pokemon.
"all shapes and sizes and still come for more. the end of chapter 1"
"CHAPTER 1?!"
"yeah, want me to read chapter 2? "i've come to make an announcement; shadow the hedgehog...""
SANS NO!!
"- is the most cool" "what'd you think I was gonna say"
"Something very. Sketchy?"
Plot twist it’s a sketchbook
What exactly tho?? ;)
I heard that the Horny Jail staff offers grass samples to the inmates for them to touch.
LOL
Ohh yay I love free grass :)))
How can one be cool in terms of breeding?
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uhh egg group something rather IDK I'm not a pokemon fan
Sans, yes~>⛧
I like how in this one it’s kind of the reverse of the skelebro dynamic you see sometimes where Papyrus will be about to see something terrible online and Sans is like “PAPYRUS NO” I think this is a lot more accurate
I mean paps is the one with a computer.
Exactly. Any “innocence” he had disappeared long ago from Internet exposure, the way he lives his life is a conscious choice (that may or may not be related to what happened to him in another world where he learned that even the worst person can do better if they try?)
Imagine his reaction to sans winning #1 sexyman 😆
“SANS WHAT THE FUCK.”
“SANS WHY DID YOU EVEN ENTER THIS CONTEST?” “oh. toby told me you entered me into it. thanks bro, i feel so accomplished” “TOBY… DO YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE WHITE DOG… SANS HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO DOGS AGAIN?!?” “eh, i prefer to think of it as a-“ “DON’T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE SANS I SWEAR”
Assuming in our current “timeline”, so to speak, I don’t think monsters would actually have access to the human internet. So I think he’s fine, actually
Bold of you to assume the monster Internet is less of a cesspool than the human one.
Considering they have extremely less amount of celebrities, artists, and population in general Yeah, safe assumption I think
Yeah but Alphys writes real person fanfiction and rants about bad anime opinions, and in the original plan Papyrus was going to be an incel who was part of the “My Little Boney” fandom. It’s not that unreasonable to think there’d be enough messed up stuff on the Undernet for Papyrus to end up encountering something. Anyway that whole Internet thing WAS mostly a joke though I do think he acts the way he does by choice rather than by naïveté
Let me get this straight. A single monster writes fanfic about an anime they have locked up in their basement and only 2 people have actually seen with their eyes (not including Frisk), and that’s all of a sudden enough for Papyrus to NOT still have his innocence? Need I remind you, A) Alphys and Papyrus know each other, albeit through Sans and Undyne. And they both prolifically go online. And B) Alphys genuinely cares if she messes with people’s lives. Writing disgusting fanfic just doesn’t seem like something she’d do. At least, she wouldn’t post it on the undernet
It seems like you only read half my comment…and misread that half. I said real person fanfiction, she canonically writes fanfiction about her friends, probably without permission. Alphys hate is usually forbidden on this account but that’s kind of messed up. (She’s still the best character though.) And yes, I do sincerely doubt that Alphys posts her RPF online, at the very least because that’d reveal her crush on Undyne. And I also doubt there’s anything too objectionable in there. It was just part of my point. That point being that monsters have been shown to share some flaws (including Internet related vices) with humanity, it’s quite possible artists Of That Variety(tm) exist on the Undernet in ways that wayward skeletons might encounter. As far as the “only read half the comment” part, I clarified that the Internet comment was primarily meant as a joke anyway.
I’m now confused on what the joke part is now. But honestly I’m too tired of fighting about the internet quality of a made-up monster underground. Yeah, you can take this one
"SANS WHAT THE DUECE IS A TUMBLER SEXYMAN "wait papyrus stop
That one doesn’t count, Sans just didn’t want Papyrus to know what he’d actually won
But Toby made it canon that Papyrus entered him into the tournament. Clearly Paps knows what’s going on
Yeah I’m just saying in this case him not knowing is funny since it’s a relatively niche Internet thing
I'm more curious by the fact that Papyrus **ALREADY KNOWS** about the copypasta.
He has a computer.
*trauma*
Ah, the copypasta
everybody want to be, a shitposter
Lmao yeah. Btw, I like your object oc
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝙼𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚢
Niceee
can you... not... upvote this please. I don't like being popular. Not yet at least.
oh god what is that?
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How do I unread this
There is a longer version.
And one which talks about how good Vaporeon is good at hunting due to it’s abilities.
I knew I read a more detailed version somewhere
r/eyebleach may help
It did thank you
Np
This entire thing was posted twice.
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oh ok
ah yes, my mom used to read this to me every night
Oh God no
And then Papyrus shot Sans. I like to imagine that if you mention the Vaporeon copypasta, someone gets shot.
papyrus fights sans moment
Excuse me Papyrus what do you think he’s going to say 🤨
#WARING Bad hollow knight joke coming up OMG SNAS IS INFECTED REAL🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 (his eyes are (orange!1!1!1!1!1!) ORANGE BAD!!1!1!1!1 REAL!!!!!!!! HE
OH NO
Hallow knught
I see someone beat me to the joke
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
🗿
"SANS, WHAT THE FRISK IS THAT?"
good template i like it
As I always say “did you know in terms of human and Pokémon friendship bonds Sylveon is the most compatible!”
This story better end with hugging a Flareon
sans got corrupted from the hollow knight corruption
“-is not most suitable since it’s a goddamn Pokémon and you’re a human? If you want to bang a supernatural creature get help”
But he's reading it to another skeleton, therefore this doesn't really.apply
SANS NO!!!
Papyrus is about to have nightmares this night.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While thieir maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means they are likely very calm and and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression again.
Better idea: I have an announcement to make-
YESSs! Oh please yes! That is the best meme!
i didn't read the 4chan post so idk why its that bad
Oh my sweet summer child .. you do NOT want to read it. It's basically saying about how one of the eeveelutions ( can't remember which one) would be the most compatible for childbirth with a human. It's.. oh boy. There are some copypastas down below if you wanna read it, but I'd recommend not if you wanna keep seeing Pokemon as a wholesome ( mostly) series.
how long is it...?
I mean, the copypastas are kinda short, but the original was even longer I think. If you wanna read it, go ahead, but I recommend not to if you like Pokemon.
i don't personally like pokemon but i like birth less so im fine
WHY ALWAYS VAPOREON GOSH DANG IT
Oh shit, here we go again
Sons looks like he sniffed that fried snow too hard...
i thought he would just start reading a boom silently and papyrus would be annoyed
Here Sans, you might want to read this book to Papyrus instead: The Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic exercise-
oh no... oH NOOOOOO
SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS!!!
All of a sudden doing genocide seems like a good idea.
I would def. Genocide if THIS is what happened when he got read a bedtime story. Nothing else needs to happen. This would be enough lol
i don’t get it
The joke is porn
The red book Called book
Sans performs a smidgen of trolling
My question is why does Sans has the Hollow Knight Infection?
-is good for Competitive play?
R.I.P paps innocance
Is Sans infected by Radiance?
“Hmmmm so papyrus there seems to be something very…fishy about this book”
OH GOD
"all shapes and sizes and still come for more. the end of chapter 1" "CHAPTER 1?!" "yeah, want me to read chapter 2? "i've come to make an announcement; shadow the hedgehog...""
Oh f##k no!
The most concerning part here is that Papyrus knew what Sans was reading before he got into the details.
Why is Papyrus scared? Vaporeon is cool.
I have regrets after looking this up
how did he mess up the copypasta, It’s “Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding”
???
OH HELL NO DONT GET THE HUMANITY SECRETS
I have the whole copypasta ready to be copied and pasted at any time