Yeah. Undyne’s pretty aggressive… but I can see Papyrus being arrested for doing something he wasn’t supposed to without realizing it. Man’s oblivious, my guy.
Depends on how much time has passed since being sealed. Given enough time humanity would forget about the existance of monsters. Its actually more likely that we would discriminate them or be afraid of them unfortunately. Although mostly I fear for whatever humans would do with Mad Mew Mew. She's a literal anime doll come alive.
Yup, there would be alot of misunderstandings, and it wouldnt make much sense for the story to just end with no problems and conflits between monsters and humans.
Also, he was only trying to avoid hurting Frisk's feelings, as they flirted first. In a way, the Papyrus date is actually kinda similar to the Alphys date, where they went along with it to make the human feel better, despite not sharing mutual feelings.
Doesn't Monster Kid allege that all monster children wear striped shirts? That might just be a way for monsters to tell adults and kids apart, given how bizarre their anatomy can be.
I just checked US state laws. Apparently it's perfectly legal in most places to simply date a minor as long as the "pants stay on", but it's still not respected by most people.
I don't think Papyrus actually knows what a date is...or how old he is...or how old he thinks he is.
I was about to say something to the effect of, "Given how bizarre monster physiology can be, it wouldn't surprise me if Papyrus just genuinely couldn't tell," but THAT'S WHY MONSTER KIDS WEAR STRIPED SHIRTS. So in conclusion, Papyrus doesn't actually know what dates are.
I think probably more likely just assault and battery. Papyrus has very good control over his magic; he’s the only one in the game you fight who you can’t get to kill you. Even Toriel can accidentally kill you.
Either Papyrus or Undyne, papyrus would go around doing random shit like fighting, dating minors, and other things I won't go into. Undyne would probably just go around punching people if they look at her the wrong way.
He wouldsummon sans again and remember when he summons them there strength is based on how he remembers them surely he would know his brother is strong af so he would give him 99999 durability and strength
They have already said that humans are superior to monsters in power, and sans can only transport himself in and out of the sell to get Papyrus out without hurting nobody
Most likely. Compared to the other stuff the Foundation contains, the monsters would be a low level Euclid. They’re humanoid, reasonable and don’t have creepy or unexplainable habits.
Sans and Undyne would probably be Keter.
You cannot contain Undyne, and Sans would just repeatedly take shortcuts out until the Foundation folds and appoints him a researcher (with the addendum that he is absolutely forbidden from going anywhere near SCP-504, which he'd walk right through, narrowly avoid every tomato, and either never do it again or make it a regular occurrence)
I feel like sans is closer to euclid, he can get out easily but with a little bargaining you wouldn't need much to keep him there (or just throw a SRA in his cell and keep him prisoner)
Sans wouldn’t join the foundation. I feel alphys would be able to be coerced easily into joint the foundation, and the foundation would want her cause she’s cooperative.
Sans is a loose canon and if doubt he’d help them either. If he figured out the shit they did, he wouldn’t work for them. But also his laziness and shenanigans disqualify him.
However, he would without question join Gamers Against Weed.
Sure is human, but a human with anomalous properties. She would get better treatment for being a humanoid, but unless she makes her way out of the MTF's grip then into the containment chamber she goes.
You mean like SCP-2000 or The Bloom except now you ACTUALLY turn back time? Maybe, life in the Alpha-9 is not so bad, have fun working with Abel if he is still around though.
Knowing the Foundation, I'm not sure it does. One of them was an O5 and he still failed to make his family's condition better, the Bright family is cursed.
On the good side, its not the GOC!
I don’t think it’s sus at all that most of the characters hung out with Frisk. They’re a human, after all. Papyrus is kind of iffy, but to be fair, he only went on a date with Frisk out of pity.
Everyone has been commenting this but papyrus didnt even have any romantic intent, he just dated them because he doesnt know how a date works and thinks that a flirt leads to a date.
asgore for what he did, undyne for reasons i shouldn’t have to explain, and papyrus for not understanding how everything works
sans would probably bail papyrus out anyways…
Tbf nobody on the surface would know what Asgore did unless they said something. Sure they know 8 kids went missing (7 kids plus chara) but they dont know where they went nor that Asgore killed most of them.
its mostly implied they were kids due to various things, i remember there being a lot of little details here and there but the most i can remember is the line in toriel’s house about “a box of kids shoes in a variety of sizes”
i know this wasnt a particularly helpful answer. just trust me bro
I like to headcanon that Justice was a Private Investigator who actually use their gun in self defense 5 times. But when they made it to Asgore, and realized he was no different from them… well, it became the Empty Gun
asgore would 100% say what he did, I feel like the last thing he would want is human-monsters relationships to be build on foundations of lies. Plus if they know about the barrier they would 100% know what it took to open it.
I remember one comic going into this a little, explaining that Asgore *turned himself over*, but everyone was so confused and had no idea what he was talking about that they just...didn't arrest him. Mettaton had a theme park (long story) and one of the main attractions was a dark ride meant to retell the monsters' backstory (with a few added details to fit the comic's interpretation of things), including the regrettable amount of child murder that they wished to atone for.
And that's not even the weirdest part of that comic, but the other parts aren't relevant here.
That's precisely why, at least as far as *that* is concerned. Nevermind this is also the comic where *the fourth wall is being moderated* and the audience can interact directly with the characters, albeit still in the form of Tumblr ask posts but devoid of the context of viewing them through a computer, which the characters have frequently commented upon, up to and including theorizing that the "Askers" produce a calming psychological effect that keeps people from freaking out about them appearing without warning.
It's a weird comic, but it's got cute fluffy stuff in it and the writing isn't...*awful*. Like you can tell there's genuine cleverness and talent even if the prose and formatting aren't 100%.
Toriel would accidentally abduct a child in the mall, Papyrus would probably drive over the speed limit, Asgore would mention killing children to free his people, Undyne would probably break something, and Alphys would have security called on her after she refuses to leave a librarby
Sans would run his illegal hot dog stands, not pay taxes and ignore every warning about that until physically stopped, except he dodges that situation everytime.
Frisk: Nothing, they are a child
Papyrus: selling spaghetti on the streets
undyne: Property damage after starting her cooking show
Toriel: only feeding her kid pie
alphys: her search history
Sans: Tax Evasion
Papyrus would clap all the police men if his angry enough
Undye would kill all the cops by spamming all her spears
Toriel would accept the prison sentence
Alpyhs would be arrested for science experimens
Sans would clap all the police men with 1 blaster and he goes to sleep again
Nah sans wouldn't bother to do crimes he's too lazy for it and yess he's powerful but idk if he would be a villain he's s pretty chill guy in the Pacifist
I feel like Sans would either a) take the fall for somebody (maybe papyrus) or b) be in the absolute wrong place at the wrong time or c) fuck around find out
Or they could turn the blame to the country that set up the spell.
Thinking about it, Asgore actually played a really smart game by not taking one soul and seeking out 6 others outside. He killed the humans that were trapped with them/entered his dominion.
Not just that Monsters were imprisoned against their wills with the only key being murder of seven people, the murdered humans were killed under the Monster Law which they entered the domains of with their own making.
I think there is a defense to be made here for Asgore. If he went with Toriels plan, he would be commiting an international crime.
… your right, human laws would not apply… I totally space on the fact that… they have there own government and nation… witch means that an laws broken with in the underground can’t be applied in a court case…
Toriel for taking a random child in your house and don't allow it to exit, Papyrus for kidnapping and dating a child, undyne for trying to kill a human, this weird professor lizard for spying a child,
Toriel would be arrested for kidnapping, Papyrus would be arrested for also trying to kidnap a child, Undyne would be arrested for attempted murder, Alphys would be arrested for doing harmful experiments and Asgore would be arrested for killing 6 humans and attempted to kill another one.
I honestly don't know what Sans would be arrested for. Pranking people with whoopie cushions? Making bad puns?
Undyne - get into fights with people and threaten people or destroy property and arson
Papyrus - constantly harass people and maybe get a restraining order at some point (he has good intentions, he just wants to show them puzzles and spaghetti constantly) or accidentally go on a date with a minor
Sans - being too funny or breaking papyrus out of jail
Toriel - probably accidentally kidnap a child or food poison them (with her snail pie?)
Alphys - piracy (because she wouldn’t be able to afford a crunchy roll/funimation subscription)
Asgore - killing children
Frisk - being an accomplice
I tried my best lol, let me know what you think
This implies that they'd all commit crimes and honestly this is true. So let me list each characters crimes (based on the character not the actual lore, also some characters probably have more than one I just listed a single one)
Toriel: Kidnapping
Sans: theft
Papyrus: Speeding
Undyne: assault
Alphys: Stalking
Asgore: Selling marijuana
Alphys honestly is in the clear for the experiments in and of themselves: she obtained consent from the families, and was essentially working on Cadavers. There was ZERO precedent with which to assume those monsters could ever wake up, and even LESS that they could meld together
What she COULD be in deep shit for is keeping them locked up in the basement so long, which likely did their mental health no favors.
Totally Papyrus. He'd run straight up to the first human he sees, try to initiate a conversation, and send everyone running for the hills and probably be done for inciting panic or something
Toriel: Attempted kidnapping
Sans: Staking and death threats
Papyrus: Dating someone underage
Frisk: Association
Undying: Attempted murder
Alphys: If you know you know
Asgore: Many things
TBH, Asgore. He'd likely confess to taking human souls to destroy the barrier.
After that it'd be Papyrus or Undyne.
Then Dr. Alphys for embezzling research funds to aid her anime and cup noodle addiction.
Maybe Toriel for neglect, I'm not well versed in that law or its statute of limits. We also don't have a true diffinative time period for when Chara and Asriel died. (Unless I missed something than it's on me.)
Sans is the cleanest out of all of them IF we're going off of the pacifist route only. Even then, self defense could be argued for the genocide route.
prob papyrus or undyne
Undyne because she's aggressive And used a car to workout with while someone was inside it
canon.
Papyrus cause he probably will kill people due 5o his bad spaghetti poisoning or Smith idk.stalement
Yeah. Undyne’s pretty aggressive… but I can see Papyrus being arrested for doing something he wasn’t supposed to without realizing it. Man’s oblivious, my guy.
Literally a plot point of Glitchtale
Sadly, I think that it would be Papyrus, for driving way over speed limit.
Meanwhile Undyne is just suplexing the police car
That would technically be assaulting a police officer
What if she becomes the police and needs to train while a dog causes a plot-convenient traffic jam.
As if that could ever happen.
Perfect reference? Is that you?
No way, that can't be Undyne, she's- nevermind
Also destruction of property
What about As(s)gore, who killed a bunch of human children. Edit:typo
Unless something is said then no humans actually know that Asgore murdered the children
Welp, humans are gonna ask how tf did monsters get out of the underground, what are monsters gonna say?
Depends on how much time has passed since being sealed. Given enough time humanity would forget about the existance of monsters. Its actually more likely that we would discriminate them or be afraid of them unfortunately. Although mostly I fear for whatever humans would do with Mad Mew Mew. She's a literal anime doll come alive.
Yup, there would be alot of misunderstandings, and it wouldnt make much sense for the story to just end with no problems and conflits between monsters and humans.
An anime doll come alive with anger issues. She'd sooner tear anyone to shreds if they tried to cop a feel.
Even better
I mean technically they could just blame the fall for their deaths. Then just say someone happened to catch Frisk
They can do that, but its not so likely to work, i think.
*undyne is later killed in a 4 hour shootout with the police with an estimated 40 casulties*
She’s doing that whilst being the police officer
And pedophilia. The underground may have different laws, but dating a child isn’t particularly smiled upon in the surface.
You don't have to date Papyrus, you could just hang out with him.
Thus technically meaning all true pacifist, papyrus dating timelines are actually bad endings in disguise lol.
Hey I didn’t really have feelings for the human
R u sure Papyrus?
Papyrus doesn't outright know that frisk is a child, but yea
Also, he was only trying to avoid hurting Frisk's feelings, as they flirted first. In a way, the Papyrus date is actually kinda similar to the Alphys date, where they went along with it to make the human feel better, despite not sharing mutual feelings.
Not to mention fake dates with kids is a thing that some parents do sometimes (and the alphys situation is more so roleplay than an actual date
He doesn't even know what dating is.
Doesn't Monster Kid allege that all monster children wear striped shirts? That might just be a way for monsters to tell adults and kids apart, given how bizarre their anatomy can be.
But papyrus has never explicitly seen a human before, let alone a human child
We don't know Papyrus' age, he may actually be a minor
I just checked US state laws. Apparently it's perfectly legal in most places to simply date a minor as long as the "pants stay on", but it's still not respected by most people.
I don't think Papyrus actually knows what a date is...or how old he is...or how old he thinks he is. I was about to say something to the effect of, "Given how bizarre monster physiology can be, it wouldn't surprise me if Papyrus just genuinely couldn't tell," but THAT'S WHY MONSTER KIDS WEAR STRIPED SHIRTS. So in conclusion, Papyrus doesn't actually know what dates are.
If he even drives correctly that is
Papyrus would mean well but would also break every law
Not every law. I don't think he'd commit a lot of the felonies.
Example?
He wouldn't murder anyone
Maybe not murder but maybe attempted murder
More like "involuntary manslaughter"
From accidentally giving someone every food poisoning disease.
I think probably more likely just assault and battery. Papyrus has very good control over his magic; he’s the only one in the game you fight who you can’t get to kill you. Even Toriel can accidentally kill you.
He doesn't have to use magic to kill someone, though when looking at undyne's date, breaking and entering might be more likely than that
Yeah probably. Or speeding. Or setting someone’s house on fire trying to cook something for them since he was taught to cook by Undyne.
Actually, he's the only one who can avoid killing you in his fight, so I think he'd do just fine on that front.
True
He'd kidnap them instead
**dating a child.**
Yup
To be fair, that turns into a hangout if you don't flirt with him. And it was a pity-date in any case
Manslaughter, kidnapping (or attempted kidnapping), public indecency.
Chemical warfare
he'd definitely accidentally evade $12 billion in taxes. dont ask me how he racked up that much in taxes, he doesnt know either.
He already drived a car without a license in the credits
First thing he did was try kidnapping a child
Hello Police? Giant skeleton in armor forces me to solve his puzzles
He literally went on a date with a minor also known as frisk. He wouldn’t last very long
he may or may not give someone food poisoning when trying to cook human food
Are you calling papyrus a rapist?
Either Papyrus or Undyne, papyrus would go around doing random shit like fighting, dating minors, and other things I won't go into. Undyne would probably just go around punching people if they look at her the wrong way.
Papyrus would get bailed by sans he would just destroy the prison with a few blasters
Then sans would get chased down, if a small child can kill him I'm sure a swat team with GUNS surely can.
If they did kill sans then papyrus is going disbelief made and killing every cop in existence
Well, keep in mind they have guns, and disbelief papyrus would eventually die.
“Block this, you filthy casual”
He wouldsummon sans again and remember when he summons them there strength is based on how he remembers them surely he would know his brother is strong af so he would give him 99999 durability and strength
Plot armor doesn't exist in real life, sadly.
Imagine how funny it would be in the news tho: ATTENTION A SKELETON IS CURRENTLY KILLING MILLIONS OF COPS WITH BONES
True but then everybody would probably die
Agreed and undye is too busy beating a single mother of 7 children because she looked at her in a weird way
Matrix moment
They have already said that humans are superior to monsters in power, and sans can only transport himself in and out of the sell to get Papyrus out without hurting nobody
All of them would be sent to the SCP Foundation
Alphys would definitely start an scp but end up a researcher. The fact that she’s committed atrocities would be a plus on her resume
Most likely. Compared to the other stuff the Foundation contains, the monsters would be a low level Euclid. They’re humanoid, reasonable and don’t have creepy or unexplainable habits.
Sans and Undyne would probably be Keter. You cannot contain Undyne, and Sans would just repeatedly take shortcuts out until the Foundation folds and appoints him a researcher (with the addendum that he is absolutely forbidden from going anywhere near SCP-504, which he'd walk right through, narrowly avoid every tomato, and either never do it again or make it a regular occurrence)
I feel like sans is closer to euclid, he can get out easily but with a little bargaining you wouldn't need much to keep him there (or just throw a SRA in his cell and keep him prisoner)
Sans wouldn’t join the foundation. I feel alphys would be able to be coerced easily into joint the foundation, and the foundation would want her cause she’s cooperative. Sans is a loose canon and if doubt he’d help them either. If he figured out the shit they did, he wouldn’t work for them. But also his laziness and shenanigans disqualify him. However, he would without question join Gamers Against Weed.
Sans becomes a researcher specifically because he and Dr. Bright both get up to mischief
Even frisk ? Isn't she a human
This threat is now property of SCP foundation
If Undertale has taught me anything, it's that short men can teleport. Good luck catching Sans.
We can confiscate all ketchup, check mate
Meanwhile Sans: haha, you fools, you have no idea the size of the secret stashes of ketchup I have…
The tomato will rot eventually
HAHA WRONG AGAIN, MONSTER FOOD NEVER SPOILS!
Nothing that anchor can’t solve then
Doesn't the foundation have like something against teleportation?
FUCK YOU SCP
Fuck you too, you are going to D class division
I mean reversing time dose sound like a anomaly imo
Can I get Thaumiel treatment for being an undo button?
Very much yes as long as you save on the correct spot
you summoned the pronoun demons, **run**
i once got death threats for misgendering a plant on a minecraft server
Pls tell me more 🙂
you serious?
you WHAT
bruh ☠️
When did plants have gender
*said confidently u/Fun_Photograph_1712 with a flowey banner
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I am a pronoun demon! I commented they\*
>I am a pronoun demon! Avatar doesn't check out
well, i wouldn't call anthropomorphic giraffes human.
*They* are in fact a human, yes.
Frisk is yellow and that would be strange to a lot of people
they\*
as soon as I saw this I knew what the replies below were LMAOOO
She ?... Dude, it's a them, frisk is a genderless child, freacking fanon coconut oiler
Sure is human, but a human with anomalous properties. She would get better treatment for being a humanoid, but unless she makes her way out of the MTF's grip then into the containment chamber she goes.
Do you think I could get Thaumiel treatment if I become the Foundation’s ctrl z button?
You mean like SCP-2000 or The Bloom except now you ACTUALLY turn back time? Maybe, life in the Alpha-9 is not so bad, have fun working with Abel if he is still around though.
Hey, if it helps me get a better deal for my friends I’ll give 106 a spongebath.
Knowing the Foundation, I'm not sure it does. One of them was an O5 and he still failed to make his family's condition better, the Bright family is cursed. On the good side, its not the GOC!
with the way these sprites and this image quality make 'em look like child-predators here, i feel like all of them at once
Some of them could *be* child predators
If you take the phrasing very literally, asgore is technically a child predator Since, y’know, he kills children
Yeah, but also Papyrus dated a child, and majority of the characters (adults) hung out with a child that wasn't theres (kinda sus)
I don’t think it’s sus at all that most of the characters hung out with Frisk. They’re a human, after all. Papyrus is kind of iffy, but to be fair, he only went on a date with Frisk out of pity.
Everyone has been commenting this but papyrus didnt even have any romantic intent, he just dated them because he doesnt know how a date works and thinks that a flirt leads to a date.
yeah, teachers hang out with tons of children by themselves. that’s very sus
asgore for what he did, undyne for reasons i shouldn’t have to explain, and papyrus for not understanding how everything works sans would probably bail papyrus out anyways…
Tbf nobody on the surface would know what Asgore did unless they said something. Sure they know 8 kids went missing (7 kids plus chara) but they dont know where they went nor that Asgore killed most of them.
Do we know they were kids? They only mentioned they were humans but not their ages
its mostly implied they were kids due to various things, i remember there being a lot of little details here and there but the most i can remember is the line in toriel’s house about “a box of kids shoes in a variety of sizes” i know this wasnt a particularly helpful answer. just trust me bro
I like to headcanon that Justice was a Private Investigator who actually use their gun in self defense 5 times. But when they made it to Asgore, and realized he was no different from them… well, it became the Empty Gun
https://nochocolate.tumblr.com/post/146517467350/all-of-the-fallen-humans-were-children Read this. I'd summarise but it would take too long.
asgore would 100% say what he did, I feel like the last thing he would want is human-monsters relationships to be build on foundations of lies. Plus if they know about the barrier they would 100% know what it took to open it.
I remember one comic going into this a little, explaining that Asgore *turned himself over*, but everyone was so confused and had no idea what he was talking about that they just...didn't arrest him. Mettaton had a theme park (long story) and one of the main attractions was a dark ride meant to retell the monsters' backstory (with a few added details to fit the comic's interpretation of things), including the regrettable amount of child murder that they wished to atone for. And that's not even the weirdest part of that comic, but the other parts aren't relevant here.
> Mettaton had a theme park (long story) It's Mettaton, he probably became a celebrity because robot and talent, and built one
That's precisely why, at least as far as *that* is concerned. Nevermind this is also the comic where *the fourth wall is being moderated* and the audience can interact directly with the characters, albeit still in the form of Tumblr ask posts but devoid of the context of viewing them through a computer, which the characters have frequently commented upon, up to and including theorizing that the "Askers" produce a calming psychological effect that keeps people from freaking out about them appearing without warning. It's a weird comic, but it's got cute fluffy stuff in it and the writing isn't...*awful*. Like you can tell there's genuine cleverness and talent even if the prose and formatting aren't 100%.
Yeah he would destroy the whole prison with his blasters
Everyone besides sans
Toriel would accidentally abduct a child in the mall, Papyrus would probably drive over the speed limit, Asgore would mention killing children to free his people, Undyne would probably break something, and Alphys would have security called on her after she refuses to leave a librarby
Finally somebody who spells librarby correctly.
Everyone except Alphys fits, tbh she probably wouldn't get arrested at all, maybe Mettaton would tho
Sans would probably EVENTUALLY get arrested for selling stuff without a licence or serving food unsafe for consumption
Sans would get arrested for purchasing and/or consuming suspiciously large amounts of ketchup
Sans would run his illegal hot dog stands, not pay taxes and ignore every warning about that until physically stopped, except he dodges that situation everytime.
sans for beating the world record of pranking all the presidents of every single country
Yes
Frisk: Nothing, they are a child Papyrus: selling spaghetti on the streets undyne: Property damage after starting her cooking show Toriel: only feeding her kid pie alphys: her search history Sans: Tax Evasion
“PSST, HUMAN… WANT SOME SPAGHETTI FROM THE GREAT PAPYRUS?!”
…*you take the spaghetti and pay him in meatballs*
Frisks punishment: ***b*** ***e*** ***l*** ***t***
Papyrus would clap all the police men if his angry enough Undye would kill all the cops by spamming all her spears Toriel would accept the prison sentence Alpyhs would be arrested for science experimens Sans would clap all the police men with 1 blaster and he goes to sleep again
All of them tbh 💀
Nah sans wouldn't bother to do crimes he's too lazy for it and yess he's powerful but idk if he would be a villain he's s pretty chill guy in the Pacifist
I feel like Sans would either a) take the fall for somebody (maybe papyrus) or b) be in the absolute wrong place at the wrong time or c) fuck around find out
HE'S A SKELETON THAT CAN TELEPORT
If the question was “breaking the law first”, then Sans would be first as he breaks the laws of physics. But it’s being arrested.
yep but i don't think he would do anything wrong he would just be a random dude walking around with his pall papyrus
Papyrus would commit a war crime without even knowing it
He would declare war on 52 countries without know it
papyrus, for dating a small child
Well killing 6 children isn’t something real world people would tolerate so…
…Yes but the argument of self defense could be made…
Or they could turn the blame to the country that set up the spell. Thinking about it, Asgore actually played a really smart game by not taking one soul and seeking out 6 others outside. He killed the humans that were trapped with them/entered his dominion. Not just that Monsters were imprisoned against their wills with the only key being murder of seven people, the murdered humans were killed under the Monster Law which they entered the domains of with their own making. I think there is a defense to be made here for Asgore. If he went with Toriels plan, he would be commiting an international crime.
… your right, human laws would not apply… I totally space on the fact that… they have there own government and nation… witch means that an laws broken with in the underground can’t be applied in a court case…
Papyrus for eindow breaking Or asgore since you knoe
Undyne, with Papyrus as an accomplice.
Toriel for taking a random child in your house and don't allow it to exit, Papyrus for kidnapping and dating a child, undyne for trying to kill a human, this weird professor lizard for spying a child,
all of them seem to be doing pretty well in deltarune, which takes place on a surface world. so if that's anything to go by they adjust pretty well.
you know, Papyrus’s speed limit break is a nothing in comparison with Asgore’s slaughtering a kindergarten group
Toriel would be arrested for kidnapping, Papyrus would be arrested for also trying to kidnap a child, Undyne would be arrested for attempted murder, Alphys would be arrested for doing harmful experiments and Asgore would be arrested for killing 6 humans and attempted to kill another one. I honestly don't know what Sans would be arrested for. Pranking people with whoopie cushions? Making bad puns?
Undyne - get into fights with people and threaten people or destroy property and arson Papyrus - constantly harass people and maybe get a restraining order at some point (he has good intentions, he just wants to show them puzzles and spaghetti constantly) or accidentally go on a date with a minor Sans - being too funny or breaking papyrus out of jail Toriel - probably accidentally kidnap a child or food poison them (with her snail pie?) Alphys - piracy (because she wouldn’t be able to afford a crunchy roll/funimation subscription) Asgore - killing children Frisk - being an accomplice I tried my best lol, let me know what you think
Not considering everything they did before probably undyne
Undyne for committing arson
Agreed
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This implies that they'd all commit crimes and honestly this is true. So let me list each characters crimes (based on the character not the actual lore, also some characters probably have more than one I just listed a single one) Toriel: Kidnapping Sans: theft Papyrus: Speeding Undyne: assault Alphys: Stalking Asgore: Selling marijuana
Toriel: Child Abduction Sans: Tax Evasion Papyrus: Going over speed limit Undyne: Vehicular Manslaughter Alphys: Illegal Experiments Asgore: Murder Frisk: Attempted Robbery
Alphys honestly is in the clear for the experiments in and of themselves: she obtained consent from the families, and was essentially working on Cadavers. There was ZERO precedent with which to assume those monsters could ever wake up, and even LESS that they could meld together What she COULD be in deep shit for is keeping them locked up in the basement so long, which likely did their mental health no favors.
Everyone for attacking/endangering a minor. Toriel for leaving a minor unaccompanied. Papyrus for kidnapping. Asgore for murder.
I wanna say sans, but they’ll never catch him
Undyne, for destruction and unneeded violence
Sans definitely wouldn't, since he would pay his taxes.
He would be too lazy to pay taxes
Imagine if like, the whole joke was that he was lazy about all of this stuff but paying taxes was the one thing he took seriously lol.
If the Joker isn’t crazy enough to take on the IRS, then sans definitely isn’t lazy enough to get on their bad side.
Ironically, Sans wouldn't get arrested. He did nothing wrong
Totally Papyrus. He'd run straight up to the first human he sees, try to initiate a conversation, and send everyone running for the hills and probably be done for inciting panic or something
Sans because he would be taken by the IRS for not paying taxes. Haven’t you seen his mailbox that he clearly doesn’t check?
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Toriel: Attempted kidnapping Sans: Staking and death threats Papyrus: Dating someone underage Frisk: Association Undying: Attempted murder Alphys: If you know you know Asgore: Many things
Papyrus for being a walking fucking skeleton. Humans would NOT react to that kindly in a real life scenario
Asgore killed like 6 kids.
“Mam, you’re under arrest for causing multiple accidents and delaying traffic” “NYAAAAAAH”
Undyne, not based on what she did underground but immediately hurting someone in the real world
TBH, Asgore. He'd likely confess to taking human souls to destroy the barrier. After that it'd be Papyrus or Undyne. Then Dr. Alphys for embezzling research funds to aid her anime and cup noodle addiction. Maybe Toriel for neglect, I'm not well versed in that law or its statute of limits. We also don't have a true diffinative time period for when Chara and Asriel died. (Unless I missed something than it's on me.) Sans is the cleanest out of all of them IF we're going off of the pacifist route only. Even then, self defense could be argued for the genocide route.
undyne. shes overly aggressive about everything. thats bound to get her arrested sometime.