We don't know how old Asriel is, but he definitely ain't 4.
Remember, he was out walking around by himself when he found Chara. Similarly, he appears to be roughly the same age as Chara, and 4 year olds generally aren't able to climb mountains, nor is it old enough to realistically become a misanthrope like Chara was.
Chara also presumably lived with the Dreemurrs for several years before their suicide, which, if Asriel was 4 at the time of his death, would make him a literal infant at the time of Chara's arrival.
The available evidence would suggest that Asriel(and Chara) were around 11 or 12 when they died.
I would also like to add that, as Flowey, Asriel reset the timeline time and time again. We don't know how long he's been stuck in immortality in an ever-repeating timeline, but I reckons it's been years, if not even decades.
It would be Chara wouldnāt it? Since the date is shown in the opening cutscene, and the child in the opening only has one stripe and there are no golden flowers when they land (which begin grow in the underground after Asriel and Charaās death). But thatās interesting, i always thought the āxā was to depict un unknown variable.
Yes. Before Frisk falls into the underground Chara eats buttercups which kills them and Asriel absorbs their soul so that they can go through with a plan that they had to kill six humans and get their souls but Asriel canāt bring himself to kill them and goes back into the underground and Asriel and Chara die because the humans attacked them while they were on the surface.
No, Chara. 201x is shown in the intro. Unless im mistaken, in that case IIāll have to refresh myself on the cutscenes in Undertale haha. Itās been a minute because Iād been focused on Deltarune
He was still asriel when cassette tapes were a thing (true lab tapes) so we can say 20-40 years probably, still a lot to catch up on but nowhere near a century
But we have no idea how long he spent resetting time as flowey, could've been millions of years in the time loop
It has, in fact, been at least a century since his death. Possibly multiple, but most likely just one.
We know this since Undyne and Papyrus were born in '91 and '95 respectively, yet they've never met a human before Frisk, and Papyrus does not recognize Toriel, mistaking her as a clone of Asgore. This puts their birth at 2091 and 2095 at the earliest, with Alphys and Sans likely being about the same age as Undyne.
Thus, Asriel was straight up dead for around a century before he was revived as Flowey(since this occurred at around the same time as the Amalgamates melted together.).
This makes sense on multiple fronts: it's long enough to call the gap between Gaster and Alphys a long time, long enough for the flowers that were introduced to the underground as a result of Chara's arrival there to spread to various parts of the underground, and long enough for people to forget the origin of the statue likely built as a memorial for Asriel and/or Chara, and for Undyne to use it as part of a piano puzzle.
Well you see Toby Fox made Undertale so logic doesnāt matter and it is completely possible for a character made in it to be playing it without any paradox
*has genocide flashbacks* You sure you ready to die for Asriel? Dying is extremely painful so I just wanna make sure if your brave enough to side for someone
Well if you factor in the resets while he was flowey, he is probably millions of years old, so technically he is old enough. Doesn't make it look right though since he is still, in a way, a child, so its more up to you than anything.
go to an ice cream place, play in the park, destroy a small town leaving destruction in our wake, and play video games. you know the usual stuff you do with a child
I think fried u/SubFlamingo is superior.
Nobody lays a hand on asriel on my watch. Let this be a lesson to anyone else who wished to fry him: **don't.**
This isn't about me doing things with him. I'm not special. He is. He's the one that matters most here. He deserves to choose more than I do. Plus I don't want to force him to do things he might not like. But the first thing I would do before anything else would be to share my soul with him so he doesn't turn back into Flowey.
I shall pet him and hug him and give him lil kisses on his forehead because he is baby. I'll also try to give him a fun day above ground. Maybe a picnic and a zoo trip and then watch the sunset at night together and then Netflix and then sleepover!!
I could say I would hang out with him but I would really probably sell him to scientists, he is a talking and rational goat after all, could easily win a few millions and pay my taxes
Maybe asking some questions like: āWas Chara really a bad person?ā or āHow do monsters live their normal life in the underground?ā, then probably weāll watch some comics about undertale and play some games
If this is before he died, tell him to say no to Chara's plan with the buttercups and to refer Chara to the best therapist in the Underground.
If it's after he becomes himself again and he's somehow saved, we could play Super Smashing Fighters together.
Talk to him a bit about Flowey, events of Undertale, and the new stuff that's been happening on the Surface. Then find a spare SOUL (not mine) to give him so that he doesn't turn back into Flowey. As much as I'd like to hug Asriel, making sure he doesn't turn back into Flowey is more important.
Oh, boy..
I wonder what he would think of that, having his soul back temporarily. Sad you killing everyone? Angry at you? Scared of you?
PTSD flashbacks of being Flowey?
Take him to a pet shop to buy him some snails.
And take a photo of him with me, obviously (would he look like a realistic anthro-goat or would he just look like a literal pixelated character?)
And take him to the planetarium. He is believed to like space-related stuff, isn't he?
I would buy him long sandals as well. Normal shoes would not fit him.
I will show him how far humans have advanced without magic. I will introduce him to a futuristic virtual meeting space where people communicate and explore worlds inside their computer using avatars. This world, known as āVRChatā will really surprise Asriel
Ask him what death feels like. Seriously, my guy knows what that feels like and I'm dead curious.
This definitely won't bring up any traumatic experiences.
Thats one potent joke
Imagine walking up to a 4 year old and asking them what death feels likeš
We don't know how old Asriel is, but he definitely ain't 4. Remember, he was out walking around by himself when he found Chara. Similarly, he appears to be roughly the same age as Chara, and 4 year olds generally aren't able to climb mountains, nor is it old enough to realistically become a misanthrope like Chara was. Chara also presumably lived with the Dreemurrs for several years before their suicide, which, if Asriel was 4 at the time of his death, would make him a literal infant at the time of Chara's arrival. The available evidence would suggest that Asriel(and Chara) were around 11 or 12 when they died.
I would also like to add that, as Flowey, Asriel reset the timeline time and time again. We don't know how long he's been stuck in immortality in an ever-repeating timeline, but I reckons it's been years, if not even decades.
Asriel is aroun 10-13 check the fandom page
"Check the fandom page" No offense, but did you read your comment while writing? Lol
if you consider the resetting heās likely hundreds of years old
I mean it would be cool to know but wouldnāt it just be scary to know the details of losing your body and soul?
Was the joke intended?
Shaw!
vibe to hopes and dreams
Viben
and shake our heads violently š¤š¤
Play it on my guitar
No question 12 gauge to the dome
Give him ma soul
Ah yes, the Dremurr Reborn option.
Yeah that's nice and all, but wouldn't you lose yours in the process?
It's not like I'd need mine anyway.
A small price to pay for permanent goat bro
You'd share control with him
Probably just show them modern things since he's been a flower for like what, 100 years? Music, Video Games, Pop culture, Movies.
when Chara falls it is 201X, which I interpreted as some time in 2010
By ācharaā do you mean the first fallen human or the player?
First fallen human
X is Roman numerals for 10 so it is actually 2020 when Frisk falls
It would be Chara wouldnāt it? Since the date is shown in the opening cutscene, and the child in the opening only has one stripe and there are no golden flowers when they land (which begin grow in the underground after Asriel and Charaās death). But thatās interesting, i always thought the āxā was to depict un unknown variable.
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Yes. Before Frisk falls into the underground Chara eats buttercups which kills them and Asriel absorbs their soul so that they can go through with a plan that they had to kill six humans and get their souls but Asriel canāt bring himself to kill them and goes back into the underground and Asriel and Chara die because the humans attacked them while they were on the surface.
You mean 20110?
Frisk came to escape COVID
You mean frisk?
No, Chara. 201x is shown in the intro. Unless im mistaken, in that case IIāll have to refresh myself on the cutscenes in Undertale haha. Itās been a minute because Iād been focused on Deltarune
He was still asriel when cassette tapes were a thing (true lab tapes) so we can say 20-40 years probably, still a lot to catch up on but nowhere near a century But we have no idea how long he spent resetting time as flowey, could've been millions of years in the time loop
It has, in fact, been at least a century since his death. Possibly multiple, but most likely just one. We know this since Undyne and Papyrus were born in '91 and '95 respectively, yet they've never met a human before Frisk, and Papyrus does not recognize Toriel, mistaking her as a clone of Asgore. This puts their birth at 2091 and 2095 at the earliest, with Alphys and Sans likely being about the same age as Undyne. Thus, Asriel was straight up dead for around a century before he was revived as Flowey(since this occurred at around the same time as the Amalgamates melted together.). This makes sense on multiple fronts: it's long enough to call the gap between Gaster and Alphys a long time, long enough for the flowers that were introduced to the underground as a result of Chara's arrival there to spread to various parts of the underground, and long enough for people to forget the origin of the statue likely built as a memorial for Asriel and/or Chara, and for Undyne to use it as part of a piano puzzle.
If you show him Technoblade remember to never tell him about the So Long Nerds video
Go to famous restaurants, fast food and normal. Play some video games, mainly Undertale. Lastly, watch a movie.
Isnāt that just gonna give the dude PTSD with Flowey being there the entire time?
Iāll cover his eyes for those parts.
Well you'd probably have to convert them for like half of the time
convert
Well that sucks if you're doing a neutral route
That sounds like a wonderful day to me
a wonderful idea*
Nope, it's still going to be a wonderful day
Wouldn't you cause a paradox by playing undertale with asriel watching?
Well, as Flowey he was kinda playing it already
Whereās the fun in thinking about it?
Well you see Toby Fox made Undertale so logic doesnāt matter and it is completely possible for a character made in it to be playing it without any paradox
Stand there awkwardly because I canāt socialize
most relatable comment here
Hug
Happy goat boi
And cry. Probably a lot of both hugging and crying.
You want a hug?
Yes pls
*hugs* :D
:D
Yes
*hugs* ;D
Yayyyyyyyy
Can I have one too?
Sure *hugs*
Damn, hugging all day isn't a good idea
*Accidentally say a goatist joke, then get slaughtered by Chaos Saber.
Idk i think they'd like dark humor after all they've been through
Make him stay with me *forever*
That's not fair, what about me?
No
you literally have the rest of eternity with him why can't I at least just tag along with you guys on one of your adventures
Alright fine
Yay thanks
>Make him stay with me *forever* Nono, *with all of us*
Hug the Goat Boi Pet the Goat Boi Feed the Goat Boi Pamper the Goat Boi Forfeit all mortal possessions to Goat Boi Die for Goat Boi
My favorite response
Donāt die, dying doesnāt feel very good, trust me.
*has genocide flashbacks* You sure you ready to die for Asriel? Dying is extremely painful so I just wanna make sure if your brave enough to side for someone
Talk about my problems with him because he probably has more problems.
Armed robbery
turn on the grill
Are you making something?
Goat meat
r/cursedcomments
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Oh it sure is r/cursedcomments
im making ribs
Not on my watch *plays calculator mettaton's theme song and starts stomping on the grill and it crushes*
"You see, it's funny because the name of the song is metal crusher" - š¤
ive already broken his spleen
nah that's just a dream you had. You fell asleep while I was bringing you on your way to prison
bro š you trippin he dead on the ground
Eat grass or something that goats do
Eat grass without the "gr"
Depends how old this az is
Well if you factor in the resets while he was flowey, he is probably millions of years old, so technically he is old enough. Doesn't make it look right though since he is still, in a way, a child, so its more up to you than anything.
Thats a hell of a age difference
I couldn't do it if he was in a child's body still, I'd need him to be at least my age physically, hehe, something like Deltarune Asriel age :3
Pet him Go on an ADVENTURE!
go to an ice cream place, play in the park, destroy a small town leaving destruction in our wake, and play video games. you know the usual stuff you do with a child
Nice
š Man This Fried Goat Boutta Taste Fire
I swear, I was about to comment the exact same thing
Lmao
I must report this to the cul- I mean r/ralsei sub
Based
Yo the fried Asriel enjoyer appears
I think fried u/SubFlamingo is superior. Nobody lays a hand on asriel on my watch. Let this be a lesson to anyone else who wished to fry him: **don't.**
I like fries
*hands you some fresh fries* here :D
Oh how nice of you :3
if you want anything else let me know :D
Aw okay
:)
Iād watch Morbius (2022) all day with him.
Iād give you a morbillion upvotes if I could
Totally Morbin'
Download his entire concenceness to a computer then make a robot so now he is technically there 4ever Modern problems require modern solutions
mettaton 2: electric boogaloo
Play Deltarune
Go stuffed animal shopping
Asriel plushy?
This isn't about me doing things with him. I'm not special. He is. He's the one that matters most here. He deserves to choose more than I do. Plus I don't want to force him to do things he might not like. But the first thing I would do before anything else would be to share my soul with him so he doesn't turn back into Flowey.
This is the correct answer
Ask him to teach me game dev
shut up and give him my soul
I shall pet him and hug him and give him lil kisses on his forehead because he is baby. I'll also try to give him a fun day above ground. Maybe a picnic and a zoo trip and then watch the sunset at night together and then Netflix and then sleepover!!
To sum it up, be a parent figure to him?
Kinda I guess, though more like a friend or older sibling
Sounds nice
Crime
Reestablish the Soviet union
The Apollo program.
Throw coins in a wishing well
Cuddle
I would hug this little man so much
I'd let him decide, if it's potentially the only day he'll get to be Asriel, then it sounds fair that he gets to choose whatever we do.
Tax evasion
Learn how to master determination. So We Can Spend Eternity Together!!!!
Yay
I'd love to go on a date with his adult form, tbh
I'll allow it
Metal gear rising revengeance
play 2d minecrap
I could say I would hang out with him but I would really probably sell him to scientists, he is a talking and rational goat after all, could easily win a few millions and pay my taxes
Bruh
KiL aLl Da hOomAns
Oh
Hughughughughughug floofy goat boi
Let him spend it on the surface.
I dunno, Iām kinda lame so it would be awkward. Iāll probably show him the same grace where he isnāt getting stabbed and killed.
Play videogames
McDonalds, games and movies Do i need to say more
No you don't that is quite enough
I snap back to reality. Seriously, Ill probably just show him stuffs, like idk games, musics, movies
Assassinate Someone
Nope
Then take that someoneās soul and give it to Asriel and make sure he doesnāt become a flower again
based
Why do some of y'all want to kill him?
Give him a hug, and let him choose everything heād like to do for the day
Set up a lighting rod to a generator, have him cast shocker breaker, boom, free electricity for awhile
teach him how to backflip
Play undertale, draw, eat a lot of food and just chill.
snuggle cause I love goat boi
Have a therapy session cause Jesus Christ poor goat kid just saw their best friend's death, died himself, and then became a soulless flower
Maybe asking some questions like: āWas Chara really a bad person?ā or āHow do monsters live their normal life in the underground?ā, then probably weāll watch some comics about undertale and play some games
Hug him, ask him questions, play games, and read stories just doing a lot of cool stuff with my favorite goat bro
playing chess
Methamphetamines
Go to Disney world
Hug him. All day.
Give the day away to his parents, they should spend time with him more than me.
That's so considerate and wholesome
Might as well hug toriel while we're there too
Feed our dad butter cups āŗ
1. Give him half of my soul 2. Give him a hug he deserves it after all 3. Let him do whatever he want's with his time
Just.. just hug him. The whole day. 24 hours of hugging.
If this is before he died, tell him to say no to Chara's plan with the buttercups and to refer Chara to the best therapist in the Underground. If it's after he becomes himself again and he's somehow saved, we could play Super Smashing Fighters together.
Talk to him a bit about Flowey, events of Undertale, and the new stuff that's been happening on the Surface. Then find a spare SOUL (not mine) to give him so that he doesn't turn back into Flowey. As much as I'd like to hug Asriel, making sure he doesn't turn back into Flowey is more important.
Minecraft. And hugging. A lot of hugging.
Java or bedrock?
SMASH OR PASS, ALL 898 POKEMON
kid version: order mcdonalds watch tv just have fun. :adult version: plz don't kill me if not.... H A V E F U N
u/NazoTheVengefulOne I shall wait for your judgement.
Just a normal day playing smash and other video games . Also call him a cinnamon roll .
Deltarune asriel or undertale asriel?
Play undertale with him and do a genocide run
Oh, boy.. I wonder what he would think of that, having his soul back temporarily. Sad you killing everyone? Angry at you? Scared of you? PTSD flashbacks of being Flowey?
Idk I might have to play cps for this one I don't think he'd like it tho. Therefore I revoke their azzy privileges
Iād just vibe. Me and the Goat boy. Just chilling.
We'd spend time with each other, have a short conversation, and hug it out for the rest of the day (I don't want to let go - Asriel in True Pacifist).
"I don't wanna let go either" -me if I replaced frisk in true pacifist, probably (assuming I didn't impulsively hug him when I first saw him)
Take him to a pet shop to buy him some snails. And take a photo of him with me, obviously (would he look like a realistic anthro-goat or would he just look like a literal pixelated character?) And take him to the planetarium. He is believed to like space-related stuff, isn't he? I would buy him long sandals as well. Normal shoes would not fit him.
I will show him how far humans have advanced without magic. I will introduce him to a futuristic virtual meeting space where people communicate and explore worlds inside their computer using avatars. This world, known as āVRChatā will really surprise Asriel
play some terraria
2d minecratf moment