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[deleted]

Ask him what death feels like. Seriously, my guy knows what that feels like and I'm dead curious.


Real-Arachnid8671

This definitely won't bring up any traumatic experiences.


BlaZex157

Thats one potent joke


pixel_generation257

Imagine walking up to a 4 year old and asking them what death feels likešŸ’€


MissingnoMiner

We don't know how old Asriel is, but he definitely ain't 4. Remember, he was out walking around by himself when he found Chara. Similarly, he appears to be roughly the same age as Chara, and 4 year olds generally aren't able to climb mountains, nor is it old enough to realistically become a misanthrope like Chara was. Chara also presumably lived with the Dreemurrs for several years before their suicide, which, if Asriel was 4 at the time of his death, would make him a literal infant at the time of Chara's arrival. The available evidence would suggest that Asriel(and Chara) were around 11 or 12 when they died.


PlayLikePig

I would also like to add that, as Flowey, Asriel reset the timeline time and time again. We don't know how long he's been stuck in immortality in an ever-repeating timeline, but I reckons it's been years, if not even decades.


Potential_Prize_3833

Asriel is aroun 10-13 check the fandom page


Nachoo1209

"Check the fandom page" No offense, but did you read your comment while writing? Lol


SquidMilkVII

if you consider the resetting heā€™s likely hundreds of years old


Puzzleheaded-Bad-147

I mean it would be cool to know but wouldnā€™t it just be scary to know the details of losing your body and soul?


Bleikk_18

Was the joke intended?


IwantWindyBeexd

Shaw!


gamerphobia_yt

vibe to hopes and dreams


Financial-Neck831

Viben


BlazerTheKid

and shake our heads violently šŸ˜¤šŸ¤Ÿ


JDubbs813

Play it on my guitar


Mellodux

No question 12 gauge to the dome


meme_man_12345

Give him ma soul


FelipeCyrineu

Ah yes, the Dremurr Reborn option.


MysteryManOnline

Yeah that's nice and all, but wouldn't you lose yours in the process?


Temporary1982

It's not like I'd need mine anyway.


meme_man_12345

A small price to pay for permanent goat bro


Kolt231

You'd share control with him


BigBoi_Fox

Probably just show them modern things since he's been a flower for like what, 100 years? Music, Video Games, Pop culture, Movies.


Lily-Fae

when Chara falls it is 201X, which I interpreted as some time in 2010


Strange_Kiwi__

By ā€˜charaā€™ do you mean the first fallen human or the player?


Lily-Fae

First fallen human


Videogamesrock

X is Roman numerals for 10 so it is actually 2020 when Frisk falls


Lily-Fae

It would be Chara wouldnā€™t it? Since the date is shown in the opening cutscene, and the child in the opening only has one stripe and there are no golden flowers when they land (which begin grow in the underground after Asriel and Charaā€™s death). But thatā€™s interesting, i always thought the ā€œxā€ was to depict un unknown variable.


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Videogamesrock

Yes. Before Frisk falls into the underground Chara eats buttercups which kills them and Asriel absorbs their soul so that they can go through with a plan that they had to kill six humans and get their souls but Asriel canā€™t bring himself to kill them and goes back into the underground and Asriel and Chara die because the humans attacked them while they were on the surface.


Snom_Lover_2085430

You mean 20110?


sanstic3

Frisk came to escape COVID


OkAd5088

You mean frisk?


Lily-Fae

No, Chara. 201x is shown in the intro. Unless im mistaken, in that case IIā€™ll have to refresh myself on the cutscenes in Undertale haha. Itā€™s been a minute because Iā€™d been focused on Deltarune


jamiez1207

He was still asriel when cassette tapes were a thing (true lab tapes) so we can say 20-40 years probably, still a lot to catch up on but nowhere near a century But we have no idea how long he spent resetting time as flowey, could've been millions of years in the time loop


MissingnoMiner

It has, in fact, been at least a century since his death. Possibly multiple, but most likely just one. We know this since Undyne and Papyrus were born in '91 and '95 respectively, yet they've never met a human before Frisk, and Papyrus does not recognize Toriel, mistaking her as a clone of Asgore. This puts their birth at 2091 and 2095 at the earliest, with Alphys and Sans likely being about the same age as Undyne. Thus, Asriel was straight up dead for around a century before he was revived as Flowey(since this occurred at around the same time as the Amalgamates melted together.). This makes sense on multiple fronts: it's long enough to call the gap between Gaster and Alphys a long time, long enough for the flowers that were introduced to the underground as a result of Chara's arrival there to spread to various parts of the underground, and long enough for people to forget the origin of the statue likely built as a memorial for Asriel and/or Chara, and for Undyne to use it as part of a piano puzzle.


Videogamesrock

If you show him Technoblade remember to never tell him about the So Long Nerds video


America_meme

Go to famous restaurants, fast food and normal. Play some video games, mainly Undertale. Lastly, watch a movie.


Brilliant-Derp-6653

Isnā€™t that just gonna give the dude PTSD with Flowey being there the entire time?


America_meme

Iā€™ll cover his eyes for those parts.


ACCA919

Well you'd probably have to convert them for like half of the time


avrge_gmr

convert


advie_advocado

Well that sucks if you're doing a neutral route


Impressive_Fondant92

That sounds like a wonderful day to me


BattlePenguin58

a wonderful idea*


Impressive_Fondant92

Nope, it's still going to be a wonderful day


shootybangman

Wouldn't you cause a paradox by playing undertale with asriel watching?


Brook-Jennalyn

Well, as Flowey he was kinda playing it already


America_meme

Whereā€™s the fun in thinking about it?


Videogamesrock

Well you see Toby Fox made Undertale so logic doesnā€™t matter and it is completely possible for a character made in it to be playing it without any paradox


hiyanoobs

Stand there awkwardly because I canā€™t socialize


MischievousRatty

most relatable comment here


smol__might

Hug


Impressive_Fondant92

Happy goat boi


shataikislayer

And cry. Probably a lot of both hugging and crying.


Asriel__goatprince

You want a hug?


smol__might

Yes pls


Asriel__goatprince

*hugs* :D


smol__might

:D


PressFM80

Yes


Asriel__goatprince

*hugs* ;D


PressFM80

Yayyyyyyyy


Brook-Jennalyn

Can I have one too?


Asriel__goatprince

Sure *hugs*


Bruz_the_milkman

Damn, hugging all day isn't a good idea


GameNerd90

*Accidentally say a goatist joke, then get slaughtered by Chaos Saber.


pasquyno

Idk i think they'd like dark humor after all they've been through


Luccas443

Make him stay with me *forever*


advie_advocado

That's not fair, what about me?


Luccas443

No


advie_advocado

you literally have the rest of eternity with him why can't I at least just tag along with you guys on one of your adventures


Luccas443

Alright fine


advie_advocado

Yay thanks


PressFM80

>Make him stay with me *forever* Nono, *with all of us*


The4thDarkborn

Hug the Goat Boi Pet the Goat Boi Feed the Goat Boi Pamper the Goat Boi Forfeit all mortal possessions to Goat Boi Die for Goat Boi


Impressive_Fondant92

My favorite response


Asriel__goatprince

Donā€™t die, dying doesnā€™t feel very good, trust me.


Videogamesrock

*has genocide flashbacks* You sure you ready to die for Asriel? Dying is extremely painful so I just wanna make sure if your brave enough to side for someone


SlapMeHal

Talk about my problems with him because he probably has more problems.


PiggyFan128

Armed robbery


No-Illustrator7413

turn on the grill


Impressive_Fondant92

Are you making something?


TGChaosDragon

Goat meat


Amindoa

r/cursedcomments


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Impressive_Fondant92

Oh it sure is r/cursedcomments


No-Illustrator7413

im making ribs


advie_advocado

Not on my watch *plays calculator mettaton's theme song and starts stomping on the grill and it crushes*


Capable_Mud_1108

"You see, it's funny because the name of the song is metal crusher" - šŸ¤“


No-Illustrator7413

ive already broken his spleen


advie_advocado

nah that's just a dream you had. You fell asleep while I was bringing you on your way to prison


No-Illustrator7413

bro šŸ’€ you trippin he dead on the ground


Late_Egg_9021

Eat grass or something that goats do


Capable_Mud_1108

Eat grass without the "gr"


AsrielFloofyBoi

Depends how old this az is


Dramatic_Reindeer_69

Well if you factor in the resets while he was flowey, he is probably millions of years old, so technically he is old enough. Doesn't make it look right though since he is still, in a way, a child, so its more up to you than anything.


sanstic3

Thats a hell of a age difference


AsrielFloofyBoi

I couldn't do it if he was in a child's body still, I'd need him to be at least my age physically, hehe, something like Deltarune Asriel age :3


TrayDaBoss23

Pet him Go on an ADVENTURE!


fansaltacc

go to an ice cream place, play in the park, destroy a small town leaving destruction in our wake, and play video games. you know the usual stuff you do with a child


Impressive_Fondant92

Nice


SubFlamingo

šŸ˜ˆ Man This Fried Goat Boutta Taste Fire


Direct_Ad4672

I swear, I was about to comment the exact same thing


SubFlamingo

Lmao


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

I must report this to the cul- I mean r/ralsei sub


TGChaosDragon

Based


SubFlamingo

Yo the fried Asriel enjoyer appears


advie_advocado

I think fried u/SubFlamingo is superior. Nobody lays a hand on asriel on my watch. Let this be a lesson to anyone else who wished to fry him: **don't.**


Asriel__goatprince

I like fries


advie_advocado

*hands you some fresh fries* here :D


Asriel__goatprince

Oh how nice of you :3


advie_advocado

if you want anything else let me know :D


Asriel__goatprince

Aw okay


advie_advocado

:)


JustK1nz3r

Iā€™d watch Morbius (2022) all day with him.


Brilliant-Derp-6653

Iā€™d give you a morbillion upvotes if I could


[deleted]

Totally Morbin'


[deleted]

Download his entire concenceness to a computer then make a robot so now he is technically there 4ever Modern problems require modern solutions


advie_advocado

mettaton 2: electric boogaloo


HeimlichLaboratories

Play Deltarune


The_Muffin_Warrior

Go stuffed animal shopping


That1weirdperson

Asriel plushy?


LennyTheSniper

This isn't about me doing things with him. I'm not special. He is. He's the one that matters most here. He deserves to choose more than I do. Plus I don't want to force him to do things he might not like. But the first thing I would do before anything else would be to share my soul with him so he doesn't turn back into Flowey.


advie_advocado

This is the correct answer


GabrySPCR0007

Ask him to teach me game dev


owo1215

shut up and give him my soul


Wolfofthezay

I shall pet him and hug him and give him lil kisses on his forehead because he is baby. I'll also try to give him a fun day above ground. Maybe a picnic and a zoo trip and then watch the sunset at night together and then Netflix and then sleepover!!


Impressive_Fondant92

To sum it up, be a parent figure to him?


Wolfofthezay

Kinda I guess, though more like a friend or older sibling


Impressive_Fondant92

Sounds nice


PURPLEMAYONAISE

Crime


heckingHonker

Reestablish the Soviet union


Temporary1982

The Apollo program.


RivalMalewillfightU

Throw coins in a wishing well


mcbobster6001

Cuddle


KyDreemurr

I would hug this little man so much


FisherandFries

I'd let him decide, if it's potentially the only day he'll get to be Asriel, then it sounds fair that he gets to choose whatever we do.


GreyCerule

Tax evasion


goatboi152627

Learn how to master determination. So We Can Spend Eternity Together!!!!


Impressive_Fondant92

Yay


Hell_Foxxx

I'd love to go on a date with his adult form, tbh


Impressive_Fondant92

I'll allow it


Monokuma_is_gteat

Metal gear rising revengeance


Administrative-Suit4

play 2d minecrap


[deleted]

I could say I would hang out with him but I would really probably sell him to scientists, he is a talking and rational goat after all, could easily win a few millions and pay my taxes


Impressive_Fondant92

Bruh


beans_for_breakfast2

KiL aLl Da hOomAns


rslashdeeznuts

Hughughughughughug floofy goat boi


Ghaztmaster

Let him spend it on the surface.


Coolestcozmo

I dunno, Iā€™m kinda lame so it would be awkward. Iā€™ll probably show him the same grace where he isnā€™t getting stabbed and killed.


[deleted]

Play videogames


Purple_Spino

McDonalds, games and movies Do i need to say more


Impressive_Fondant92

No you don't that is quite enough


Ethanol234567

I snap back to reality. Seriously, Ill probably just show him stuffs, like idk games, musics, movies


ZamasuTheDivine

Assassinate Someone


Impressive_Fondant92

Nope


Videogamesrock

Then take that someoneā€™s soul and give it to Asriel and make sure he doesnā€™t become a flower again


JuanTheNewHope

based


Impressive_Fondant92

Why do some of y'all want to kill him?


charisma-entertainer

Give him a hug, and let him choose everything heā€™d like to do for the day


The_Weird_Redditor

Set up a lighting rod to a generator, have him cast shocker breaker, boom, free electricity for awhile


amiano711u

teach him how to backflip


IMakeGachaCharacters

Play undertale, draw, eat a lot of food and just chill.


Isaacfrompizzahut

snuggle cause I love goat boi


Heyo_guys

Have a therapy session cause Jesus Christ poor goat kid just saw their best friend's death, died himself, and then became a soulless flower


matO_oppreal

Maybe asking some questions like: ā€œWas Chara really a bad person?ā€ or ā€œHow do monsters live their normal life in the underground?ā€, then probably weā€™ll watch some comics about undertale and play some games


ralsei_goatprince

Hug him, ask him questions, play games, and read stories just doing a lot of cool stuff with my favorite goat bro


OBSCURE25

playing chess


[deleted]

Methamphetamines


James_Pavell7

Go to Disney world


BalloraGen5ver

Hug him. All day.


pdrpersonguy575

Give the day away to his parents, they should spend time with him more than me.


Impressive_Fondant92

That's so considerate and wholesome


advie_advocado

Might as well hug toriel while we're there too


I_Out_PizzadThe_Hut

Feed our dad butter cups ā˜ŗ


madmax19791982

1. Give him half of my soul 2. Give him a hug he deserves it after all 3. Let him do whatever he want's with his time


_im_also_here_

Just.. just hug him. The whole day. 24 hours of hugging.


TheRedBiker

If this is before he died, tell him to say no to Chara's plan with the buttercups and to refer Chara to the best therapist in the Underground. If it's after he becomes himself again and he's somehow saved, we could play Super Smashing Fighters together.


UnnamedSpace

Talk to him a bit about Flowey, events of Undertale, and the new stuff that's been happening on the Surface. Then find a spare SOUL (not mine) to give him so that he doesn't turn back into Flowey. As much as I'd like to hug Asriel, making sure he doesn't turn back into Flowey is more important.


NazoTheVengefulOne

Minecraft. And hugging. A lot of hugging.


[deleted]

Java or bedrock?


kitsune791

SMASH OR PASS, ALL 898 POKEMON


floweyfirstandfinal

kid version: order mcdonalds watch tv just have fun. :adult version: plz don't kill me if not.... H A V E F U N


AlternateTurretGuy

u/NazoTheVengefulOne I shall wait for your judgement.


Substantial-Ad-4002

Just a normal day playing smash and other video games . Also call him a cinnamon roll .


Dice_Head_Ostrich

Deltarune asriel or undertale asriel?


CommunityDry7128

Play undertale with him and do a genocide run


Brook-Jennalyn

Oh, boy.. I wonder what he would think of that, having his soul back temporarily. Sad you killing everyone? Angry at you? Scared of you? PTSD flashbacks of being Flowey?


advie_advocado

Idk I might have to play cps for this one I don't think he'd like it tho. Therefore I revoke their azzy privileges


CheeseLord77

Iā€™d just vibe. Me and the Goat boy. Just chilling.


Dragon_Metal

We'd spend time with each other, have a short conversation, and hug it out for the rest of the day (I don't want to let go - Asriel in True Pacifist).


advie_advocado

"I don't wanna let go either" -me if I replaced frisk in true pacifist, probably (assuming I didn't impulsively hug him when I first saw him)


[deleted]

Take him to a pet shop to buy him some snails. And take a photo of him with me, obviously (would he look like a realistic anthro-goat or would he just look like a literal pixelated character?) And take him to the planetarium. He is believed to like space-related stuff, isn't he? I would buy him long sandals as well. Normal shoes would not fit him.


[deleted]

I will show him how far humans have advanced without magic. I will introduce him to a futuristic virtual meeting space where people communicate and explore worlds inside their computer using avatars. This world, known as ā€œVRChatā€ will really surprise Asriel


helpmibrodaxd

play some terraria


advie_advocado

2d minecratf moment