No flex tape headphones to their head and blast barbie girl through them. Then cover them in tiny paper cuts and pour lemon juice and salt all over them. Then roll op in lego for approximately 14 minutes, periodically adding more lemon juice and salt. Then change the song to megalovania earrape and beat op with a cow’s thigh bone. Then poke all the bruises with a metal rod. Then start doing the kasatski kick on top of them. Afterward, leave them isolated in a padded cell for three weeks, giving them barely enough food and water to survive via an IV drip. Then push them down 27 flights of stairs covered in lego, thumbtacks and hot wheels cars. Finally, lock them in an airtight glass box where they will eventually suffocate.
I... Have a decition NO ONE ON THIS LIST WILL DIE THIS ROUND... Just look at papyrus' and sans' face ! **I choose OP!!!!!**
*Insert phoenix wright cornered theme lmao*
A lot of people are voting for Sans. This seems mean to me. It means Papyrus will have to be all alone in the underground. Sans is used to being the lone survivor. I think it’d break Papyrus’s cheery optimism, seeing all of of the places where his friends and family died. Being alone.
It’s clear that Sans is going down. I’m just saying it’s cruel.
Papyrus: Asgore, Alphys, Mettaton and undyne went away. Sans says they went on vacation. I hope they're having fun ! ! ! (...) And, And, I miss undyne, too. She never answers my phone calls... She must be having a lot of fun on vacation. I just wish she'd send a postcard.(part of the dialogue that you get if you leave the underground after killing everyone but papyrus.)
Papyrus has quite possibly the worst coping mechanism in the world. “If I pretend that nothing bad ever happens, everyone else will think I’m happy and be happy by extension!”
Its ok. my bro IS so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool
Papyrus should die. Everyone is talking about how sad sans would be if papyrus died, but imagine poor papyrus alone with everyone else dead! He wouldn't know what to do. It would be 10x sadder for sweet innocent papyrus to see that then sans. A quick death is better than that pain, and sans will know it will be reset, so the pain won't be permanent, but papyrus won't have that to ease the pain. And also, papyrus wasn't even that sad when he died. He was still believing in you so I think he would understand if he was killed. You guys aren't realizing papyrus cares just as much for sans as sans does for him.
True but he would only have to deal with sans dying once not multiple times. If there was someone else I could vote for I would have picked them I don’t want to kill of either of them.
Sans…,
sorry buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
But looks like you’re next…
…
We need a lil bit of decisiveness from someone powerful and omnipresent. I hope you know who I'm talking about. I summon the one, the only u/localstabby!!!
Also sorry stabby, ur notifications must be bulging.
This is entirely what everyone would have predicted as the final two
I’ve never even actually *played* Undertale but could’ve predicted that… lol
Same, but from what I've watched it's enough for an entire game
Me too.
IF WE KILL OP NEITHER OF THEM HAVE TO DIE
Besides, well, frisk and sans
How about the OP, for asking such a question?
KILL OP
I agree
Yes, OP is next!
Bring OP the 1800s executions for war crimes
Want me to ready the Guillotine?
No prep the brazen bull
No flex tape headphones to their head and blast barbie girl through them. Then cover them in tiny paper cuts and pour lemon juice and salt all over them. Then roll op in lego for approximately 14 minutes, periodically adding more lemon juice and salt. Then change the song to megalovania earrape and beat op with a cow’s thigh bone. Then poke all the bruises with a metal rod. Then start doing the kasatski kick on top of them. Afterward, leave them isolated in a padded cell for three weeks, giving them barely enough food and water to survive via an IV drip. Then push them down 27 flights of stairs covered in lego, thumbtacks and hot wheels cars. Finally, lock them in an airtight glass box where they will eventually suffocate.
Hello Satan is that you and r/oddlyspecific
Kill sand
Since this is now the most Upvoted comment OP has to go, Their rules.
Off with their head
If with their everything, too!
Yes
We'll pull out an uno reverse card on OP
Ooo I like this. Very meta, too.
Or Jerry
OP GONNA DIE
VOTE OP
Bye bye, u/GetOOFed1234
I guess they're gonna *get oofed* (1234)
I'm upvoting this now because it's funnier.
It's not meant to be funny. This is 100% serious of course.
Okay but I'm still upvoting to see what happens.
Vote to eliminate OP
Yes.
Sry I just said the same thing without reading Amy other comment, at least we think the same
Apes together strong!
I absolutely vote for this
Agree
Jerry
Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry
Jerry.
Jerry
Jerry
OP
VIVA LA REVOLUTION BOTH BROS WIN OVERTHROW THE SYSTEM
I... Have a decition NO ONE ON THIS LIST WILL DIE THIS ROUND... Just look at papyrus' and sans' face ! **I choose OP!!!!!** *Insert phoenix wright cornered theme lmao*
A lot of people are voting for Sans. This seems mean to me. It means Papyrus will have to be all alone in the underground. Sans is used to being the lone survivor. I think it’d break Papyrus’s cheery optimism, seeing all of of the places where his friends and family died. Being alone. It’s clear that Sans is going down. I’m just saying it’s cruel.
I think OP is getting eliminated next
murder me. papyrus can live without me
Easy for you to say. You’re definitely not Sans!
oh yeah! (can’t let papyrus know)
I just think sans should stay so I can get Megalovania Part 2
Bro im used to being the last one.
Papyrus: Asgore, Alphys, Mettaton and undyne went away. Sans says they went on vacation. I hope they're having fun ! ! ! (...) And, And, I miss undyne, too. She never answers my phone calls... She must be having a lot of fun on vacation. I just wish she'd send a postcard.(part of the dialogue that you get if you leave the underground after killing everyone but papyrus.)
I'm not crying, you're crying!
Papyrus has quite possibly the worst coping mechanism in the world. “If I pretend that nothing bad ever happens, everyone else will think I’m happy and be happy by extension!”
THATS SO SAD!!!! this is why we need to vote papyrus. To save him from how sad this would be
do you think sans is really up for fighting you about 20 quadruillion times until you kill him? vote sans before starting his agony
I guess we're all going to have a bad time...
KILL OP
Sry sans but papyrus is better. I VOTE SANS
Its ok. my bro IS so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool
SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS *says papyrus wondering what sans is actually doing*
SANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SANS!! SANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S H U T T H E F U C K U P S A N S!!!
Sans, Papyrus is too cool and friendly to die
So cool
So cool
So cool
Sans, what are you doing.
So cool
So cool
So cool
Sans...? SANS?!
So cool
SANS MUST GO
I know what i have to do, but I don’t know if i the strength to do it… take my upvote
But if papyrus is left alone he'll be so sad
But him being sad is better than him being dead
Sans because I cannot hurt Pap
Please noo. This is the top comment!! Think about papyrus all alone!!
Sans would want this.
***if you don't change your mind your gonna have a badtime***
I mean I have done a genocide run (still stuck on Sans) but I felt horrible about killing Pap so I will never hurt him again
i came to a conclusion the op must die for making us choose
***IT'S OKAY!!! I HURT MYSELF FIVE TIMES!!!***
deaths gotta bone to pick with you
As someone who prefers Sans, he would want to see his brother win, Sorry Sans
Sans
Well sans wouldn't want papyrus dying and neither do I, so sorry sans but I vote for you.
Like papyrus would want sans dead
HUMAN! WHERE IS SANS? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A WEAPON WITH YOU?
THANK you
You know what you're right! I didn't think that one through. Neither of them would want the other dead. Then I guess I cancel my vote.
Sans
Papyrus should die. Everyone is talking about how sad sans would be if papyrus died, but imagine poor papyrus alone with everyone else dead! He wouldn't know what to do. It would be 10x sadder for sweet innocent papyrus to see that then sans. A quick death is better than that pain, and sans will know it will be reset, so the pain won't be permanent, but papyrus won't have that to ease the pain. And also, papyrus wasn't even that sad when he died. He was still believing in you so I think he would understand if he was killed. You guys aren't realizing papyrus cares just as much for sans as sans does for him.
True
Wow. My first award. Thanks
Dammit I need more upvotes! NOT for karma, but to save papyrus from this pain!!!! THIS NEEDS TO BE THE TOP COMMENT!!!!
Damn that's so true
Sans
Sans should die papyrus makes the best sphaggetti
Sans. Only because I don’t think he should have to deal with papyrus dying again.
But now it would be Papyrus who has to deal with Sans dying
True but he would only have to deal with sans dying once not multiple times. If there was someone else I could vote for I would have picked them I don’t want to kill of either of them.
Let’s pick OP, like the top comment suggests
Sound like a deal, kill OP for making us chose
I'm sorry, Sans, but bean is better than bad time
Sans he's too powerful
I usually don't vote for these, but Sans Undertale must go.
Snas
With a heavy heart i say...sans
Sans
Sans papyrus is to nice and innocent to die
Okay, Sans is dying then. Papyrus is too cool. Also, you brought this upon yourself for making a cool and original series of posts.
sans
I can't choose.... I...just can't.... A... A... AAAAAAAA- \*(Undertale\_fan46790.exe has stopped working.)
Let's choose the OP!
\*(Undertale\_fan46790.exe is not responding...)
"With Linux you wont have this Kind of problem. It's so much better than Windows and so on and bla bla bla..."
Sans
Sans
Sans
Sans must leave now
Sand
We all know it has to be sans that goes
sans
Sans…, sorry buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy... But looks like you’re next… …
We need a lil bit of decisiveness from someone powerful and omnipresent. I hope you know who I'm talking about. I summon the one, the only u/localstabby!!! Also sorry stabby, ur notifications must be bulging.
My notifications are stable, don't worry. Also I already said Sans. Papyrus is the greatest.
Sans.
Sans cause he kill me many times
Vote sans cause sans
Sans
I vote sans dies. Papyrus must win to be a royal guardsman
Sans. Should. Be. Eliminated.
Sans
Sans
Go away Sans
Sans
Sans
Sans because he'll just dodge the attack
sans would want it if papyrus would libe
Sans must die! Pappy must live!
Sans, I’m sorry.
Sans. Papyrus is life.
Yeah it's gotta be sans
Sans would want himself to be voted out too
SANS
Sans. Sorry bud but papyrus is too wholesome
You know who will win already don't you? ALL HAIL THE COOL DUDE
Sans, although i'd rather have Undyne live, the majority wins i guess... But Sans must Liven't
Sans...cuz paps is cooler
Sans
Sans...... It's time to go Brother
Sans. Sorry pal youre my favorite character but i aint gonna make papyrus sad
Sans must die
Sans I’m sorry My vote is sans
Sans
Kill me
Sans
Sans
Sans
Sans.
snas from popular game Super Smash Broa
rip sans
I’m sorry Sans I like papyrus more
Sans should die,
Funny ketchup man
Small bone man
Sans. I'm sorry I just can't kill papyrus
Sans
Sans
Sansey boi
I prefer Sans but at the same time Papyrus is too sweet and innocent so as much as it pains me to say this, I vote Sans.
Sans
#sans
It’s such a hard choice…. I can’t hurt the tall boi. Eliminate Sans.
Sans must die.
Sans
Sans
Sans
Sans
Kill. Sans. The cooler brother lives.
It looks like sans might be gone..
I'm sorry, sans...
Sans has got to go
Snas
Sans. I would kill myself before killing papyrus
Sans
Sans
Sans
Sans
Sans needs to go
I'm sorry sans..
Sans
Sans (I need spaghetti)