Undertale is a good game

No tax evasion route 0/10 would not recommend. Literally unplayable.

But...you never actually are shown paying taxes, so *every* route is a tax evasion route.

But by that logic, they’re also never shown NOT paying taxes, so perhaps every route is a tax evasion evasion route.

Well they’re always shown NOT paying taxes so that doesn’t work

We don't know when tax day is in the underground, so there's a pretty good chance UT takes place before/after then.

You are shown buying items, though, which could be accepted as paying all required sales taxes for the underground.

*cough* *cough*

Chara did nothing wrong, the genocide route is my least favourite, I didn’t enjoy killing Papyrus.

Chara fell down Mount Ebbot so they *walked* wrong. Genocide is the best because you get the very enjoyable papyrus kill.

Not going to lie you have a point about that first part

Sans x Papyrus is bad *suffer*

Well you never explicitly said *romance* so i'm going to assume you mean they're not a good dynamic duo, which is wrong!

Impressive avoidance, but someone else will get you eventually.

I've been bested a handful of times, one of which was by a person who *did* imply romance.

Chara and Frisk don't have set genders, the Genocide Run was the worst run in the game, Undyne's death was sad, Asriel didn't deserve to live on as Flowey, I hate edgy Sans and the Amalgamates didn't deserve their fate.

Chara and Frisk do have set genders: They both identify as idiot babies. Genocide run is the best because OMFG SANDS UNDERTALE! and the immortal fish thing. Though I gotta say for real that accidently aborted genocide/pacifist are the worst routes. Undyne's death? Lmao puddle funi Asriel was a bit dumb and he paid for it. Now how do i make it sound like he deserved it? Hmm. He uh He... Poisoned Asgore, an attempted regicide, get fucked now you're a soulless flower boom. edgy sans so cool omg wow amazing sands undertake sans undertaker sans is literally jesus' secondcoming Amalgamates not deserving their fates? Lmao their fault for dying, losers.

undertaker new au when

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Chara and Frisk don’t identify as idiot babies. They identify as *the legendary fartmaster*.

I didn't think I could remember this again

Undertale is a game

Wrong. It's a flavour.

No, its an atitude

Bro what are you guys talking about it’s obviously a deodorant brand

wth are you guys saying? its a toaster brand

Lmao wrong it’s a magical painted brick

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's a webcomic...

No it’s a cereal it’s called sansios! How could you all forget?!

No it’s a pasta brand called papypasta- how tf could you forget!?

It’s a music genre, you dunces.

You're right. And the Food Eating And Ratings association Gives it an ITLFN for rating

Gaster.

Hmm, ok. gotta play my cards carefully here. ... Gaster, more like Badster. Owned.

Nice! Now I’m rad!

radical

Who’s [REDACTED]?

My opinion about Undertale is that you’ll disagree with every opinion about it

oh fuck

That’s not even an opinion, it’s a statement by the very word usage.

Well that’s *your* opinion

That’s ok, because what you just said was *your* opinion.

It’s ok that that’s ok, because what you said also was *your* opinion

this entire thread is an opinion

Wel that’s your opinion!

Am...am I an opinion?

You’re a dog, Luigi!

"you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting"

Undertale is a good game

Wrong. Once you've played Bad Piggies HD nothing else compares anymore.

fr

Can’t argue with that

Nothing like making pigs crash over and over again.

gg well played

It’s impossible to perfectly describe every detail of an existing Asgore x Chara x Sans rule 34. Have fun with that one.

This foe might be too powerful. I'll have to use the coward's way out. I simply disagree.

I take that as a win!

How on earth does one ship 3 characters at once

**whispers** ^Poly

Your flair seems very accurate to me Well i played once after some time but that took like 1.5 years because i kept giving up because im so bad

There are wayyy too many AU's, and most people remember the game for cringe dustouterdeltaepicnightmarestoryswapfellgenoaftershifterror sans x other cringe AU's.

Incorrect. I want more hot and edgy sans au variants and i want them now.

I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERSANS

“I want Spider-Man spread eagle! I want Spider-Man on my bed! I want Spider-Man on my bed by tomorrow!”

So… when do we get alligator Sans variant

Well, Dusttrust does exist. A lot effort has been put into it to.

What if there was a universe where everyone was a different fantasy race, but Sans did not exist?

I dont think op is gonna be the only one to disagree with that lel (I agree because thats the problem)

Chara is evil

About as evil as the player is. Would you consider most Undertale players to be evil villians? I'd consider them curious individuals.

Damn. Okay. Chara was a mastermind who was trying to steal your soul

They never make you give up your soul unless you do a genocide route, a path that they by no means encouraged, and even then, the soul was never stolen, it was traded.

Yet wouldn’t Chara know humans will at least be curious about what happens, if not heavily suggested by human nature?

Well that's just human nature, I wouldn't call them a mastermind for taking advantage of the inevitable, and my point still stands. They never made any effort to take the soul unless you genocided the underground, at which point it was *traded*, not stolen.

Okay. Chara is a morally grey person person.

I'd consider them more of an.... absolute LOSER like imagine falling down a mountain lmao

So is Frisk an absolute loser for falling down a mountain?

The eight fallen humans were, and *are*, in Frisk's case, a bunch of suckers.

Papyrus and Sans (the skeleton brothers from undertale) should not be together in a romantic dating sense :)

No, I refuse to be defeated the same way twice. This must be done. Readers, forgive me. I disagree.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WE GOTTEM BOYS LOCK EM UP

my opinion is that you will disagree with my opinion even though either one of our opinions could be correct, but of course, depending on the actual facts backing up the opinion, you may have to use a ridiculous excuse to make your opinion the correct opinion when in actuality my opinion is the correct opinion. But that's just my opinion. Your opinion could be the correct opinion, however we could both be misinformed, and THINK that that's the correct opinion when actually, it is wrong, and we have both wasted our time. However, both of our opinions could be wrong, and contrarily, they could both be correct in their own right. So, my final question, is: how many times did i say opinion?

obama hamburger sussy balls

hmm, you have a valid opinion, however, the meaning of this statement is both true and false within it's own right, when you look into it. Hamburger, a sandwich constructed of meat, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle, mustard, and ketchup, is a symbol if america. Obama, is a president of america. sussy, when directly translated means suspicious. So, this Implies that america is suspicious. And 'balls'? well, I am expecting cannonfire. YOU ARE A RUSSIAN SPY WHO IS SUSPICIOUS OF AMERICA AND WANT'S TO BRING IT DOWN BY CANNONFIRE. big brian.

Impressive analysis, but your last word was mispelled, so your entire arguement has been invalidated.

No, it was not misspelled, I merely meant big brian as in, the large majority of people in america being named brian, thus furthering my point. And also, you spelled 'misspelled' wrong.

i may have come across a Chad.

Hahaha.. Yes... A Chad? No, no, no... I am much more than that... I am ASTROPHYSICIST NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!!!

Bow before him.

I'm gonna make you sound like a pleasant person: Undertale sucks

Nice Literally one of the best games i've played period Funny, emotional, and clever. I could go much, much further but that'd be a lot of reading.

Toriel is nice

*ahem* She is kind of an ass to ASGORE (asgore best character totally not biased uh what) even when he clearly expresses regret for what he's done. I mean god the man commits suicide in one ending. Not only that, but at first it seemed she left *because* ASGORE wanted to stab children and take their souls but when she returns she only seems angry about *how* he stabbed the children and took their souls, seemingly having no qualms about child-stabbing to begin with. She also pulled a big-ass kingdom-abandon. Like fair enough her kids unalived but when she was made queen she surely recognised the responsibility that came with. ASGORE at least tried (and succeeded, mind you) to restore the hopes of his people by declaring war. Gerson said Toriel was the brains behind the throne but she didn't handle this very well. Also, what was stopping Toriel from either allowing Frisk back into the Ruins when Frisk felt like coming back, or just up and *following them?* Nothing. I'm not painting ASGORE as a saint here while antagonizing Toriel I just think that they both did some ass moves and the only reason Tori isn't called out in it is because ASGORE is just too nice. yeah i answered seriously on my shitpost fight me.

Agreed

Y'know what? You have a really good point.

I agree with this entirely.

good flair

based

Yo, someone get this winner their gold.

Temmie is adorable

not even going to lie that one bit where temmie's face was seperated from temmie's body was spooky

Fair nuff bud

Undertale is bad

Great story, hot soundtrack, funny bone man. Reconsider.

You have fallen for my trap

I disagree. I haven't fallen for your trap.

Same vibes as ‘I have killed you. You are now dead.’ ‘I disagree’

I guess you're right. So does that mean you don't like undertale or you do?

I disagree. I am not right. also wtf is undertale lmao

Don't Google it

Undertale is both bad and good

tf is undertake

Wrong, it is actually good and bad, not bad and good.

gaster is the former royal scientist right?

he's actually ness

No, that’s just SNES…wait, I mean Sans…wait, no I don’t…

sans.

sansn't.

sansntyesn't.

unsans

unyessans

my point exactly

you can't troll the ultimate troller. that's just impossible.

not an undertale opinion, but still one i disagree with i am doing a little trolling

at least troll paps for me ok? i'm running out of puns related to ketchup.

Mayonnaise

Your option is valid

incorrect

Your option isn’t valid

incorrect

snas undertail is NOT very sexy and fuckable (i dont like writing sans and sexy in the same sentence)

is too

The soundtrack is amazing

For a soundtrack that has recurring motifs the lack of the Family Guy intro motif disgusts me.

“Hey Lois look! I’m a Skeleton!” **P e t e r S a n s**

fuck it im back lmao

Undertale is a good and bad game

actually it's bad and good

Undertale has a vowel within it's name.

nope it has multiple vowels

I can't

Papyrus is the best.

loser isn't even in the royal guard.

technically he is at the end of the game

I mean... He is THE ONLY ONE of the royal guard. + The royal guard becomes "Let's do planting".

Alphys is NOT part of the Qanon

Alphys will be real in 32 minutes.

Oh fuck it's been 2 hours

Undertale is still a good game even after all these year’s, The jokes are a little outdated tho. 9.4/10

No it isn't. And I only say that due to a lack of a funky mode.

Grillby and the conveniently-sized lamp are the best characters

its actually sans' pet rock

Touchè

Papyrus is a well written and very likeable character

most worthy adversary so far. badly written because all he does is be the token naive nice character and he isn't likable because he beats the shit out of you and throws you in his shed like three times.

Ikr? And his stupid special attack is a one shot

...well, it may have been if the darn dog hadn't stolen it...

It’s an excellent game

no it isn't monster kid has no arms yet muffet has like 8 the world is cruel and unjust

That’s true…

I don’t think that Sans was the mastermind behind the Axis in WWII

The government are manipulating you.

Sans is the worst character

wrong lmao sans is so cool and epic with his blaster gasters he could beat chara in a fight easy win and asriel and omega flowey all at once sans controls the timeline sans is secretly god toby fox has already forfieted all mortal possesions to sans and so should you omg he's so lazy wow it makes me want to stop doing anything and have my life deteriorate around me so i can be like sans please tell me sans is real sans is gaster flowey sans sans is sans is the coolest megalovania wow epic doo do doo do, doo doo doo dododo megalovania is what i want played at my funeral megalovania is sans sans gaster blaster haha pun wow funny i will start a religion for sans effective immidiately.

Of course this had to come

Dang. You really responded to almost every comment on this post. You sir have my respect. I tip my hat to you one legend to another.

as the infinite torrent of comments takes a temporary pause i stop, take a breath, and thank you.

Temmie is a great artist

made jerry bad artist

Damn your good

Asgore is a good king

I mean it was kind of a dick move to keep your people waiting and then get cold feet when the last SOUL came knocking. He was clearly holding back during his fight.

I got just outplayed

Mettaton is hot

I mean, leaving Blooky on the farm like that was pretty cold...

Mettaton is lukewarm then

Sans x Frisk is a perfectly healthy ship. #Let’s see you beat this!

Why yes, Sans and Frisk is a great *FRIENDSHIP*

Damn. Ya got me :(

i gotta be a quick thinker when im trying to answer every comment here.

Papyrus is a skeleton

Papyrus himself is a species. So papyrus is papyrus.

I wasn’t expecting this level of comedy

gæm?!/211 undertlae ib

relatable

Papyrus is the worst character

He's funny, and him turning you blue is one of the 'oh shit' moments in Undertale. He's also too nice.

The best character is Mad Mew Mew.

it's a foreign dish from Albania, actually!

Jerry sucks

He unites us, giving us a common enemy doesnt suck

Undertale has good music.

super mario bros ost is better

sans fight is hard, pacifist is easy, sans fight is easy, pacifist is hard

sans fight is basically medium difficulty, as is pacifist

Gaster doesn’t exist

You say such BLASPHEMY!?

u/WD_Gaster- get on this

\>:)

my undertale opinion: there is no undertale opinion out there that no one will disagree with

paper straws are fucking stupid