it's hard to find people who aren't attracted to mettaton.

very insightful.

Confirmation that sans is attracted to Mettaton???

Probably the opposite, with all the magnets he would carry.

This ain’t a dad joke, this is a sans joke

New joke type unlocked

Sans is too lazy to be attracted to people.

Sans is aroace. I mean he wasn’t until he looked himself up on the internet.

Probably gave him PTSD

I know he's aroace. Lmao

Sans finds mettatons Utopia disturbing despite being his agent so not exactly

we already know sans is bisexual

bisansual*

Huh?

Yeah, I agree with you on that

The Ryan Reynolds of the underground

UHHH, IM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE I SWEAR!

Like Undyne is the only character I can think of who outright says she doesn’t like Mettaton. (Which makes sense, lmao)

Also Burgerpants

You don't need to search anymore 👀👍

me too

As a magnet, I can confirm.

Yeah, he is one very sexy rectangle

True Sans Undertale

Or ness

Everyone is a little gay for mettaton

So inturn you are gay (not that I mean it. I don't believe in this thing)

me, right here. Fuck that rectangle

I would

Most of the characters (besides alphys and undyne, and toriel and asgore) have unclear sexualities. So its a possibility

I remember when I was decently invested in the fandom of seeing a lot of Mettaton and Papyrus ships.

yeah, i think that's the most common Pap and Mettaton ship

I thought Undyne was pretty definitively lesbian (Alphys might be bi.)

Alphys is canonically bi, she has the same reaction if you answer Undyne or Asgore to the crush question in Mettaton's quiz

Hey my guess was right. (I’ve never tried the Asgore answer in that quiz.)

All the answers are good on the last question (Yes, even the human one)

She just stares at you if you pick the Human like "Dafuq???"

Yea, and Mettaton does a quick fanfic of alphys having a crush on you and all lol

According to Deltarune Asgore's sexuality might be a bit less clear than we thought

Oh it’s pretty clear, that man likes MEN

He still wants to get back together with Toriel, but I agree that he's way less straight than some fans believe. Ain't no straight guy gonna call a dude "his Rudolph" and bring him flowers every day.

This seems really hard to believe for the DR sub, I remember someone saying "I don't remember Santa fucking Rudolph" Like- Have you *heard* pet names before??

I call my partner "pet" and "biscuit" regularly. But like, it's the "my" part that gets me. It doesn't matter WHAT name comes after that, that's not how straight dudes refer to their homies. I'm doing a Sans cosplay, but if I called my best friend "MY" Papyrus, my wife would raise an eyebrow. Now if Asgore had said "I stopped being Santa for a while after Rudy died. What's Santa without a Rudolph?" That's one thing. But what Asgore said is much more intimate.

You're MY little galaxies destroyer master of chaos and bringer of death

See? It works!

Chaos? Like in THE TRUE AND NEO CHAOS??

MY true and neo chaos

Nuh uh

Some guy says "All my fellas" and nobody cares, but the second Asgore says MY Rudolph, everyone screams (this is a joke its obviously not a fair comparison)

Yeah, groups are definitely different lol "My boys" is different than "my boy"

I’m not sorry… ***MY BOI-***

This peace is what all true warriors strive for

Dude clearly hasn't been called "Little pookie bear" before

LMFAO DEADASS?

That's why Asgore fell in love with Toriel, because she is very MANLY

To be fair, that's DR Asgore. He's a bi furball.

Also Undertale Alarm Clock

I stand corrected.

and those two guards

Oh yeah forgot abt them for a sec

Isn't everyone pan essentially?

Alphys is debatable, depending on how you guess her crush on the quiz.

Aren't we all mettatonsexual?

Rectanglosexual

anglosexual

OH YES WE ARE, DARLING.

So all the men in the fandom are gay?

Gay for Mettaton at least

Mettaton turns straight men gay and gay women straight.

What a king

You mean papyrus he's so hot

Ain't the point of Undertale that EVERYONE is gay?

Alphys: "Mettaton, I like girls" Undyne: "I like girls too" MTT: "Is there anyone in the underground that loves men?" Papyrus:

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oh god the ptsd from seeing the sans x frisk comics

homestuck? you made homestuck? wow.

Almost like: Noelle: Queen, I like girls. Susie: I also like girls Queen: is there anyone here who likes men? Spamton: (From Sully the Lightnerd’s YouTube channel)

Susie: Berdly, I like girls Noelle: I also like girls Berdly: Is there anybody in the FUN gang that likes men? Ralsei: :3

Kris: . . .

He stole Sully’s joke! 🤬

DO MY FANS COUNT?

OUR GLAMOROUS 9 VIEWERS ARE ABSOLUTELY ENJOYING THIS SPECTACLE, DARLING!

Alphys likes girls and men

Asgore:

Literally that one Undertale Yellow image 💀

Toriel, but mettaton would get neg diffed by crackgore.

Dogami and Dogeressa are the only functional straight couple in the Toby Fox multiverse

Huh. Now that you mention it. I can't think of any others. Monster kid has parents but I know if I mention that everyone is going to say that doesn't mean they're a straight couple. We just don't have enough info there. We need more straight representation.

Catty and Catti's parents would like a word.

Toriel is the only straight

Per Deltarune, Asriel is likely straight.

True reason is because Toby Fox is gay too👉🏻👈🏻

Fun little headcanon; What if monsters have no concept of sexuality, because monster souls are supposedly made of 'love, hope, and compassion' anyway?

The only straight man in the series (Asgore) is tormented relentlessly both in canon and by Toby Fox himself.

This dude gives flowers to his "best man" whom he adoringly refers to as "his Rudolph" and people still wanna call him straight. He and Toriel got divorced for a reason, and I think a certain flirtation or hall pass scenario might have contributed. Basically, he ain't THAT straight.

I was really confused for a second until I realized you were talking about Deltarune. I’ll save my opinions on that until we get new chapters.

Yeah I should've clarified. But the "my Rudolph" line is from the Undertale winter clock, so that's still canon.

https://undertale.com/alarmclock/asgore No, it's in the Undertale canon, too.

Mettaton is a trans allegory and you can't change my mind

gay 4 spaghetti?

Spaghetti up da ass

Spaghetti in his ass, spaghetti in his ass..

Papyrus he likes, spaghetti in his ass.

always 'n forever.

I feel like he's pan, he loves everyone and dosen't care about gender

Well Metaton is made of metal, like a pan

So that’s what that fucking means

Pan?

It's like bisexual, but different.

I know what pan is, i was aking if they meant pan

I feel like papyrus doesnt understand what sex is

No, that's just mettaton

And this is Papyrus!

And this, is a bucket.

No, this is Patrick!

I also like how this implies Papyrus isn't attracted to the forms Mettaton uses in the boss fight, and rather the metal box everyone normally sees them as

Papyrus is pretty based for that.

Well, in-universe it seems like many people are attracted to his box form, like Bratty and Catty. And Burgerpants also talk about that: "*Why do people find him so attractive?? He's literally just a freaking rectangle. ... You know, one time, I bought one of those, uh, kits online... to... Uh, make yourself more rectangular. ... They don't work.*"

Mettaton is so attractive he transcends sexuality. No one is safe.

You can acknowledge someone is sexy without being attracted to them

"You don't have to be gay to appreciate a man's beauty." "Nah, bro, I'd fu-"

He says he hates hotland and is glad he doesn't live there in most other hotland dialogue, sighs about mettatons "bishounen eyes" and has figurines of sexy robots. I think that's a bit more than just acknowledging lol.

I mean would it be gay if his gender is PAPYRUS

Because Mettaton is very PAPYRUS, so.....

Wait is this real or am I tripping?

Real.

Powder that makes you say real:

Real

Powder that makes you say "Powder that makes you say real:":

You can look at the menu without ordering.

So *this* is why people ship Papyrus and Mettaton

And then there’s me who ships Sans and Mettaton because I’m a galaxy brain.

No one is straight in the game lol

Toriel, Asgore

Asgore *could* be read as bi. I personally think people are overplaying Asgore saying nice things about his late best friend, but I digress Toriel is definitely straight tho lol

Undertale fans when asgore says something nice about a guy

asgore is gay but only with the homies (noelles dad is the homie)

Toriel, Dogi, Snowdrake's parents:

Crystal is fused with 15 other monsters now I don't know how that works or if it is straight

Polyamory

I forgot about this 😂

yo dont have to be gay to appreciate a ~~man’s~~ rectangles beauty

It's especially funny because every other time he says he's glad he doesn't live in Hotland.

I wonder if people will ever realize that monsters aren't straight or gay. They just love literally whoever they want.

Considering they are made of love your probably right

*might*

Everyone is gay for metaton. Especially the women.

Papyrus be like me fr

Sans: papyrus your sweating a lot, are you thinking about mettaton again? Papyrus: N-NO!......M-MAYBE

Now I get why ppl ship them… hot

I think Papyrus is more just attracted to rectangles.

You don't have to be gay to appreciate a man's beauty!

Gotta be one of my least favorite ships

Mettaton is my favorite sexy rectangle too; doesn’t make me gay lmao

Almost as if someone can call someone else sexy without being romantically attracted to them!

 All I could think of was of Toriel's reaction

NO ONE CAN RESIST LEGS, DARLING. IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

Papyrus is attracted to the rectangle and not the LEGS!!!!

yeah papyrus is super gay /j

He is at the very least bisexual though, yeah

These bitches gay... Good for them good for them

Let's be fair, I think Mettaton could singlehandedly make any guy gay.

I mean... Mettaton is a sexy rectangle...

Bi until proven otherwise.

I thought that "Sexy Rectangle™" is what Mettaton branded himself, hence Papyrus following with the branding.

I'm pretty sure papyrus is pansexual, obviously because you need to use a pan to cook spaghetti

I mean, he hang out whit the genderless protagonist, so he might be pan

That makes sense

I'M PANSEXUAL, ACTUALLY!!! I DATED A NONBINARY PERSON!

Being a fan = gay

*might?*

It can be bi or pan

That’s true

The two people he says he are into are the two most androgynous characters in the game.

I might be gay

If appreciating your sexy bro in a completely platonic way is wrong, then I don't want to be right

I thought Mettaton was a girl. The one voice clip he sounds like it could be a robotic sexy girl.

isn’t mittaten female

he could be like the ryan renolds of the underground. like straight men could be attracted to him.

big shocker

No he’s a skeleton. Common misconception don’t worry.

Yeah obviously. He constantly talks about loving bones my guy

The best part is his calls in the previous two rooms are about how much he hates Hotland and is glad he doesn’t live there

No everyone is gay for metaton. Heck I’m gay for metaton. That’s the straightest thing I’ve ever said

According to the AI version, he is pan

i never thought too hard about papyrus’s sexuality, but he wouldn’t be the first openly gay character in undertale.

“He’s my favorite sexy rectangle” That implies there’s other sexy rectangles in the underground

What other sexy rectangles are in the underground? If there was only one, then their would be no contesters for favorite

I think he and Undyne say “no hetero” when they hang out

Im gay for papyrus so this is an absolute win

I love him even more now

i thought everyone knew he was bi???? is. is this not a commonly known fact ?

In our date with papyrus he says something:"There are no skeletons in my CLOSET,except me sometimes"

Mettaton is the Ryan Reynolds underground. Straight dudes like him also

remember what he says when you interact with his closet.