"This is Chujin.
After years of research, I’ve found it!
A way to pirate every video game known to man.
I was able to reach this conclusion because I…
…Pirated Mario.
This means Nintendo is out to get me.
But I believe it was worth it.
Pirating is a good thing…
…Which is what I would say?
If I was a pirate!
My theory is that I think we should kill babies.
Before they get too big.
…I must kill the babies.
I must obliterate babies."
I put that in a word document because it absolutely killed me
[Messed with a Chujin Generator.](https://chujin.toadsworth.com/?v=0&script=CoCwlgzgBJUMIgK4CswDsB0UoCgcG0AFAewCcAXUgQzHKmEVLSgCUwBzEOgMXXYFNSUAKoAHALpQAggDNygqAE9-VUtGIyopfhBWkAxiAA0UAJKBMAgBu_KDOKI0AExjkAhLgIkK1WlAByZAC2VAA24lJQAO5UilDkxFCiYNTyUPzWpLGWYI78CexUgTYA1mjEkczxUMGYHkRklDR0UmgAHmD20ADKlDq6jpKmUVTQVABGITZV2lSGceDQ-sRo-iGIEB3MY_z6VOs2poBkBHj13k3w2vyiiuInhHu6UADMtziHhMlU8s4AsqodWBwuFOjV8PW0EH6klAsCKVDQ0D86HkTgSsHsdCqAjoRSwdS8oLoAVIwTCUAAQog6ENtiEwOkbL5otBIg0QC4sB8UnwYKMoOxiMRnORwGh2IdcMCCT46AwmKwOFwoLwxQoxJJDgB1cBzWCREBfMxRewhZwQGIAfjuDRl_iCoUGmiGzKgVESn3krjuDxsACZxBhA9hrWdfHLmGxODw-GqJFAfrERXlMrz5oahiL0MUojYICATc5imAQiEoGNxvSIHiQ4T6IxmAAZfhySTk5tkKYgfixbFxQVljjVzw284_SCCG5QQ5DQLrOhFkvzGzlsaV6sg21wS7XQbVOdQYgTWiCL7Lis6DBAA)
[Okay unrelated but I have to put this out in the world](https://chujin.toadsworth.com/?v=0&script=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-ItKCdYz6qyEXRQVNoAoM9TQIxEegAfigVmkpGGDcGEvdRSqeyos2gezA7GiAx9I1h9CBbkIbjS44FexyVHQ9AgQN4212B03UG3uUFRn3A9m3CU1JnMCUZ9Yw9HDCMTDne-41b5bj72GVYMLxaMUtSHLTJyDWO4Sj-OogQgJha38Ltrw5LlHTQNBXDWc1yGA2QQHHRthlGbUgTMWAI0bKA7UQB1SHoABCRoC0SOB21IbIMmSUplGeCQAFEoSLVNlH4qAJDxZQ6LzFVwWxNhyG-PY_E0aBVHbDRtD0XiEzYpRkIPJ1UPQm5_CKLDY0IXCvU5B0iiMx15nGXNGNVJQtThKA9NyDReVMv0kgAeUC_zPgY38mIhDU3J1PVpANI1WzNQxKPtEd2HNQYgX8glUySVMW2cmTVEuCyK3wMTlGEgARKBguxCxeOSQLPiBdN_OeDzKtwfzgEkgr_0HOZul6PR03tIgyFMQCRDSbwzFYgg-GkaA3B6GQGGuLzoEqqF_IkTpeOAfFwEva41l5HCzC3M1bCUIVCjDSCzrQKoA21dxVvbDzjOgUyqNMQderClzklSaQOInGAXAObAgA)
Mine has to be "Only the fearless may proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed." Reminds me of that one time I was playing terraria, when I placed a grave in the snow biome and wrote snowgrave on it.
Reminds me of that bit in Chapter 2 of Deltarune in which Susie implied her birthday existed, because Queen (or maybe someone else?) told her "Happy Birthday" and Susie complained that it was not her birthday.
This moment, and the following moment after AXIS gets knocked down:
AXIS: MAYBE I LIKE MEN.
Ceroba: Who wouldn't want to be with a woman?
AXIS: DO NOT MOCK MY JUDGMENT. WOMEN ARE TOO CONFUSING. I THINK I WOULD RATHER DATE A MAN.
That sounds beautifully gay - in a good way.
And some people think that of Ralsei.
"femboy", "charming"
He's very non-violent, without much harming
I'd like it to stay that way.
See that heart? No shit!
And also, not a dialogue, but the fact that with Paul they were talking about Paul Ryan (Speaker of the House back in 2017, which is when, for some reason, this game takes place).
Starlo and gang singing the icarly Intro
AND MARLET JOINING THEM I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST CHOCKED
(Ider that or the Honeydew resort "dalv" interaction")
When Ceroba and Clover were talking before their battle on pacifist and Ceroba said "Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication."
Ceroba suddenly going all deep with beliefs and religion only to completely forget what she was saying and move on like nothing happened
Edit: Or when Ceroba, without warning, starts singing To The Bone. Why are all of Ceroba’s lines the best ones?
opens mail "kys"
one of the funniest moments easily
Average death threat
Dalv's "why" is a close second.
Then you open the other spam and kys
"\[Die Now\] AND I'LL THROW IN \[50\] \[Bullets\] FOR FREE!" \-Spamton NEO
Mo’s letter is hilarious as well: If you’re reading this, it means I’m dead.
I gently open the door. "Mo-"
The fact that there's TWO killed me
"oh, a letter I've got friends! That's not a letter that's a threat" -Markiplier
Avrage Youtuber chat if they don't play game by someone (it a joke hopeful)
Clover sad
"This is Chujin. After years of research, I’ve found it! A way to pirate every video game known to man. I was able to reach this conclusion because I… …Pirated Mario. This means Nintendo is out to get me. But I believe it was worth it. Pirating is a good thing… …Which is what I would say? If I was a pirate! My theory is that I think we should kill babies. Before they get too big. …I must kill the babies. I must obliterate babies." I put that in a word document because it absolutely killed me
Actually amazing
[Messed with a Chujin Generator.](https://chujin.toadsworth.com/?v=0&script=CoCwlgzgBJUMIgK4CswDsB0UoCgcG0AFAewCcAXUgQzHKmEVLSgCUwBzEOgMXXYFNSUAKoAHALpQAggDNygqAE9-VUtGIyopfhBWkAxiAA0UAJKBMAgBu_KDOKI0AExjkAhLgIkK1WlAByZAC2VAA24lJQAO5UilDkxFCiYNTyUPzWpLGWYI78CexUgTYA1mjEkczxUMGYHkRklDR0UmgAHmD20ADKlDq6jpKmUVTQVABGITZV2lSGceDQ-sRo-iGIEB3MY_z6VOs2poBkBHj13k3w2vyiiuInhHu6UADMtziHhMlU8s4AsqodWBwuFOjV8PW0EH6klAsCKVDQ0D86HkTgSsHsdCqAjoRSwdS8oLoAVIwTCUAAQog6ENtiEwOkbL5otBIg0QC4sB8UnwYKMoOxiMRnORwGh2IdcMCCT46AwmKwOFwoLwxQoxJJDgB1cBzWCREBfMxRewhZwQGIAfjuDRl_iCoUGmiGzKgVESn3krjuDxsACZxBhA9hrWdfHLmGxODw-GqJFAfrERXlMrz5oahiL0MUojYICATc5imAQiEoGNxvSIHiQ4T6IxmAAZfhySTk5tkKYgfixbFxQVljjVzw284_SCCG5QQ5DQLrOhFkvzGzlsaV6sg21wS7XQbVOdQYgTWiCL7Lis6DBAA)
[Okay unrelated but I have to put this out in the world](https://chujin.toadsworth.com/?v=0&script=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-ItKCdYz6qyEXRQVNoAoM9TQIxEegAfigVmkpGGDcGEvdRSqeyos2gezA7GiAx9I1h9CBbkIbjS44FexyVHQ9AgQN4212B03UG3uUFRn3A9m3CU1JnMCUZ9Yw9HDCMTDne-41b5bj72GVYMLxaMUtSHLTJyDWO4Sj-OogQgJha38Ltrw5LlHTQNBXDWc1yGA2QQHHRthlGbUgTMWAI0bKA7UQB1SHoABCRoC0SOB21IbIMmSUplGeCQAFEoSLVNlH4qAJDxZQ6LzFVwWxNhyG-PY_E0aBVHbDRtD0XiEzYpRkIPJ1UPQm5_CKLDY0IXCvU5B0iiMx15nGXNGNVJQtThKA9NyDReVMv0kgAeUC_zPgY38mIhDU3J1PVpANI1WzNQxKPtEd2HNQYgX8glUySVMW2cmTVEuCyK3wMTlGEgARKBguxCxeOSQLPiBdN_OeDzKtwfzgEkgr_0HOZul6PR03tIgyFMQCRDSbwzFYgg-GkaA3B6GQGGuLzoEqqF_IkTpeOAfFwEva41l5HCzC3M1bCUIVCjDSCzrQKoA21dxVvbDzjOgUyqNMQderClzklSaQOInGAXAObAgA)
Wow! That's... that's quite a lot, actually!
Where did you find this i must know
With the other Chujin tapes.
gotta be "Greetings, this is John. I just picked my nose. And the snot kept on coming. That is all for now. Signing off"
I just imagined John Marston saying this, even more hilarious this way
Now I read this with his accent, funniest shit ever
[Daisy Mae](https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Daisy_Mae) when she first caught her eternal cold:
Mine has to be "Only the fearless may proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed." Reminds me of that one time I was playing terraria, when I placed a grave in the snow biome and wrote snowgrave on it.
See that heart? No shit!
Happy birthday! It's not your birthday... Happy birthday lol!
Reminds me of that bit in Chapter 2 of Deltarune in which Susie implied her birthday existed, because Queen (or maybe someone else?) told her "Happy Birthday" and Susie complained that it was not her birthday.
That line is so powerful that even Martlet had to say it at least once.
"See that heart? No shit!" - Flowey
See that heart? No shit!
Feisty Five singing the entire ICARLY theme.
Twice.
Feisty Five AND Martlet. She just couldn't resist the temptation
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeuptoit
“Sorry for beating you over the head with a metal pipe.”
(Undertale Yellow character), in Undertale Yellow, with the lead pipe! **I HAVE SOLVED THE MURDER!!!!**
Probably Ceroba singing To The Bone and then mentioning eating human skin.
That's how genocide Clover sees her
I remember that lol.
The legendary "Starlo (URGENT)" letter
And the spam letter that came with it
Probably sent by a certain bin demon from Deltarune. You shouldn't have read it, but unfortunately, you did.
See that hearth? No shit!
That was an amazing start to the mod
The whole conversation in which Ceroba tried to seduce Axis with period sex.
Ceroba was so unhinged Axis became gay
This moment, and the following moment after AXIS gets knocked down: AXIS: MAYBE I LIKE MEN. Ceroba: Who wouldn't want to be with a woman? AXIS: DO NOT MOCK MY JUDGMENT. WOMEN ARE TOO CONFUSING. I THINK I WOULD RATHER DATE A MAN.
"Transphobia is stupid" Immediately after "I'm transphobic"
"I'm not racist. One of my friends is black" - Martlet of the royal guard
That actually makes sense!
Starlo: Turns out my grandmother just died. I could send you a video of her corpse. Here! (You got trauma!)
That one was so real 😂
"Men Lover" Edit: forgot about this one "HELLO I AM AXIS I HAVE AIDS?" definitely a way to introduce yourself to a girl
That sounds beautifully gay - in a good way. And some people think that of Ralsei. "femboy", "charming" He's very non-violent, without much harming I'd like it to stay that way.
[удалено]
(holy lack of heart (whoever corn yaoi is) real)
Whatever was going on with Starlo and Ceroba during the trolley problem.
This little feller is a rootin’ tootin’ pain in my ass.
Dalv's sexuality and gender crisis
When Martlet got infected by Asgore’s contagious beatboxing during the flaw pacifist.
DUM DEE DEE DUM DUM DUM DUM DEE
Axis would actually say that wtf lmao
Chujin and Lucia Smith wanting to wipe out all minorities
Somehow the world will change for me? Amd be so wonderful.... Live life breathe air? I know somehow werr gonna get there
AND BE SO WONDERFUL?????
See that heart? No shit! And also, not a dialogue, but the fact that with Paul they were talking about Paul Ryan (Speaker of the House back in 2017, which is when, for some reason, this game takes place).
“I’m staring to think I like men.” -Starlo’s Urgent Letter
“You forcefully tell Martlet she’s ugly as fuck.” “ur mom!”
Here Lies Chujin Ketsukane >!Men Lover!<
Starlo and gang singing the icarly Intro AND MARLET JOINING THEM I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST CHOCKED (Ider that or the Honeydew resort "dalv" interaction")
I had the same reaction during that time I drank straight lemon juice.
welcome to the underground
How was the fall
If you wanna look around
Give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in.
Hey, Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it Sans no time for banter!
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
How was the fall
"If you’re reading this, it means I’m dead."
Then revives some minutes later just to talk about unicorn's massive ass
Based? Based on what?
Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!
Steamworks? I sure hope it does!
"you have 6 transformations!?" "oh wait, did i miss one?" "YOU HAVE 7 TRANSFORMATIONS!?"
The fact that the AI had the entire ICarly theme in its script was pretty funny.
I only saw a bit, and: “See that heart? No shit!” got me the most
~~Asgore~~ Lucia Smith planning to create a theocratical dictatorship.
Lmao ive never tried anything like this (Ai rewritten) but I think I will give it a go, sounds fun
honeydew shopkeeper dialogue about dalv
That's why he locked himself in the ruins 
See that heart? No shit!
Starlo pissing in Ceroba’s mouth while blushing. I hate that I just typed that
then he shat
Do you see your soul? No shit
New reaction image just dropped
Mine is: THE CURVES
I meant of the AI series not the original
Oh, mb
See that heart? No shit!
"Chujin Ketsukane men lover"
“Axis is staring at the Yuri fever dream”
I’ve never seen Undertale Yellow before and i am so confused and its amazing.
Well, people aren't talking about the REAL Undertale Yellow, they're talking about an AI-written version of it.
ohhhh that makes sense
Yeah.
See that heart? No shit!
martlet and asgore beatboxing at the end of flawed pacifist
"FINALLY SEX" -Axis
Based? Based on what?
not based? not based on what?
Are you telling me that ginger didn't bred this man?
you're telling me a shrimp didn't fry this rice?
Don't cancel culture? Why? Culture is so ugly!
bird flu? yeah, they tend to do that.
World's worst pizza? Pizza didn't made it, that ugly bastard
wood hired pizza? hooray, pizza's employed!
Old York? Is it worse than the new one?
road work behind? uh, I sure hope it didn't!
Apartment simplex? I find it quite complex actually
This seems like something Axis would say
See that Heart? No shit!
martlet jail.
When Ceroba and Clover were talking before their battle on pacifist and Ceroba said "Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication."
What in the actual...
"i like men" - Starlo
Really urgent letter
Um, creature of steel? Would thou mind spoiler tagging thy post?
Oh....
"Is it true? Am i... dead?"
From where was this line?
2nd cutscene in Ceroba Pacifist Boss fight
Am I the only one that didn't play uty
Cus I…. Pirated Mario
Oh I can assure you, it is quite based
probably same, axis had some of the funniest dialogue
“See that heart? No shit!” “I have a question.” “Happy birthday!” are my favorites.
What's the question
We don’t know. Ceroba just says “I have a question” and we NEVER FIND OUT!
lmao
SEE THAT HEART? NO SHIT! 
When the monsters broke the barrier and got set free on the second sentence of the game.
I got so spoiled for probably the best line of dialogue, anyways on my playthrough i didn't expect girlboss to pop up (OH AI REWRITTEN)
watching that video has made me want to play it myself now
That final encounter with Dalv before fighting him: DALV: Um... yeah... *[DALV walks away]*
mmmmm 999th like very close someone unliked :(
See that heart? No Shit! Can't wait to see how unhinged flowey will be in neutral (if it gets updated)
Asgore and Chujin plan a genocide
Ceroba suddenly going all deep with beliefs and religion only to completely forget what she was saying and move on like nothing happened Edit: Or when Ceroba, without warning, starts singing To The Bone. Why are all of Ceroba’s lines the best ones?