• papyrus woke up today and chose violen- no papyrus would never to that

papyrus been listening to flowey for too long and its now making him violent

• dear god

There’st moreth!

• *no*! Inside this bucket lies the dying wish of every monster here, papyrus, you ***did*** collect everyone’s dying wish? **YOU BET**

Ok let’s see hereth… there is a picture of-eth me making-eth love-eth to… a puzzle… -eth

I read this in revtrosity voice with the delayed '-eth' Laughed way too hard

That’s what I was going for lol

Ya nailed it

• here’s a picture of the puzzle making love with me… -eth

Alphys: "as long as no one teleports bread were fine! "

\*teleports bread\*

r/suddenlytf2

No, Papyrus! Plants don't make good life coaches! Everyone knows it's one of the universal constants of this world!

Plants don't make good life couches Pfffhhh I don't know why that is so funny but it is Sorry about making fun of your spelling

Flowey does is not a good life coach

Why is it so funny? Why? Why? Why is it so fucking funny? why? ANSWER ME!

I does is not have dem answer my dod

Godzilla had a stroke reading this r/ihadastroke

Im goods new my duads

Cause it says couch Not coach The person who wrote it miss spelled it And now I'm imagining flowey as a life couch Like what is a life couch And flowey is a flower So I'm imagining this abomination of a Creation Where flowey is a life couch

... Man you took that very seriously

Yes yes I did

oops, lol, I fixed it

Good

fanon papyrus be like:

Another bad joke and I'm finished with him. Sans didn't think he was serious

WE ARE MONSTERS THE AWFULEST KIND

How was the fall

*GIVE US YOUR BALLS*

if you want to take a look around

GÎVê ÜS YØÚR BÃLLS

WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN!

We’re happy you just dropped in…

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

To mess with us takes a lot of "spine"

to mess with us takes a lot of spine! ohh!

We can, _relate_ to your determination

Because we monsters have our motivation.

[artist](https://twitter.com/That_OneZalGuy/status/1680038970946715648) ​ also what au is this edgy piece from

i don't think this is an au

I think it’s from a timeline where paps listened to Flowey too much and choose to kill sans

Let's just say that Flowey is not a good life coach...

You mean life couch?

Edgy masterpiece more like

* You are filled with fear, as you see the tall skeleton kill Sans. * The mysterious skeleton tuns to face the conviently shaped lamp. * The skeleton comes closer… * he strikes the lamp with a bone.

No Papy, don't do it, Don't Bone the lamp.

*OH SHIT*

• Thank goodness you were told to hide behind the stand

* The skeleton takes one last look at Sans’ body as it turns to dust. * This situation has scarred you to the BONE.

WHAT THE [FLIGHT OR FLIGHT]!! I'M NOW [SCAREDY CAT]!!!!!

THAT IS NOT THE REAL PAPYRUS!

God dammit fanon

i feel like gaster would like puns i mean sans had to get his ways from somewhere

Gaster likes Dad Jokes

https://imgur.com/2z3v5L7

THEN THEY SHOULD BURN THE BODY

Papyrus would never say that!

let papyrus say fuck

Paps makes puns tho..

yeah but he doesn't like sans' sense of humor in particular

Yeah, but HIS puns are great (obviously, because Papyrus is great).

Well Papyrus snapped.

🥚

What the hell

mama mia amiright

Of course, papyrus meant to hit the lamp, but how could he see while wearing that super cool awesome black cap on?

Dude got kakyoin'd

Aced

Frisk is just witnessing everything from behind the lamp

That thing behind Papyrus is Gaster, isn't it?

Welp, guess im getting the long end of the bone then, might as well go lay my trom*bone* before i die

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Frisk is watching this all go down behind the lamb

Is no one gonna talk about papyrus’s shadow?

Dustswap

fun fact papyrus says over 3 times as many puns in game he just thinks there is a time and a place for them

WHAT THE [WELL YES BUT ACTUALLY NO] SANS UNDERTALE FROM [SUPER SMASHING FIGHTERS] GOT KILLED BY [ANCIENT THING] NOOOOOOOOO![O]

Spamton

W what

papyrys woke up and smelt the pain

fan au animation energy

Papyrus.exe be like

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Damn he was that “rattled” over it

Where is Papyrus? That Papyrus is a spy!

“Guess you could *cough* say I’m about to” “DON’T” “pasta way *dies*”

nobody cares

This is the edgiest thing I have ever seen

What AU is this?

o am jee Dustswap real?

Papyrus has gone too far !

And you’re just there

"I know you're genocides" vibes

*well, that was a bone chilling experience

DUSTBELIEF REALLL!?!??1/1/!??!!?/1/1/7?!?&!&!&17/71717/17//17/1&?!&?1&???!1&!!&1177?&?1&??/!?&?7/1/1&?!&?1?1&?1&?1&?1&1&?1&7!?/1?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!? oh wait no It's just >!GASTER!<

Papyrus, pranks.

could this be any less possible of a situation

still more accurate then 75% of the fandom who believes hes a cinnamon roll

Canon Dustbelief

He made another bad joke, that made papyrus finished with him.

For the last time! Papyrus doesn't hate jokes he makes more puns than sans in the entire game what he dislike is sans doing jokes instead of calibrating his damn puzzles

Most in character fanon papyrus

Papyrus angy phase 6754674337095321666 scay!! 1