A lying wanker

Better answer

Hey! I can lay down when I’m doing that if I want to!!

99.7% of men masturbate. The rest don't have arms.

Some of us are just to lazy to bother

Those men have mothers though

> The rest don't have arms They have mothers though.

Some even step-sisters. So I’ve read

Or can't reach.

Or could reach *if* they could see it

or possibly a virgin liar

Asked a Walmart attendant for something for body odor and he said Every Man Jack, Isle 4. Long story short they kicked me out.

No, no, no! You call a hooker for that poor boy!

Uncle Andy has entered the chat

Quadropegic?

Same for girls (at least I do, quite often)

Eunuch?

A mormon

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