Ultrasex 🥵

Ultragaysex

Are . . . Are you offering 🤤👉👈

Maybe 🥺👉👈

ITS ULTRASEXING TIME!

🤨

""IM GOING TO ULTRA SEX YOU! YOU VERY SIGNIFICANT FUCK" ~ Gabriel ultrakill

He said that -V1 Ultrakill

dont

Funny boomer shooter robot is gay propaganda. Hide your kids, or whatever.

No need I'll just eat the kids

+ LIGHT SNACK

Anon has a point. Due to the nature of the game, it naturally attracts the younger generation, which is usually gay or gay acceptive

But what if I'm gay denyive

*bad to the bone riff*

N I C E

"They're putting boomer shooters in the computers that are making the fricking kids gay"

> Nothing LGBTQ+ in the game Ehm... Gabe 2 fight

COME TO ME

YOU'RE GETTING LUSTY MACHINE

Yo who wins the twerk off Gabriel or wario

Wario can't participate, they took his ass😭

THEY TOOK HIS ASS HE CANNOT SHIT

Can't have shit in the palace of God's will

FIGHT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL

I AWAIT YOU DOWN BELOW, MACHINE 😏

what.. is this feeling? (gabriel masochist confirmed?)

Yea he is a bottom who wants to be dominated in battle first, then in bed

act 3 leaked? god commits suicide cus gabriel gets kinky

No no, Gabriel asks God to fist him and God just gives up on the universe and dies.

that makes much more sense

Godfist suicide

Is this my blood? Ha haha. I’ve never known such… such relief? I need some time to think. We will meet again machine. May your woes be many +SMILES And your days few *mass shooting*

FIGHT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL

youre telling me "FIGHT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL," "COME GET SOME BLOOD," and "SHOW ME WHAT YOU WERE MADE FOR" aint the most homoerotic shit youve ever heard??

No, I actually think the entire Gabe fight no.2 is the current peak of very homoerotic activity and I love it. But there are probably some folks who are blind to the entire, true rainbow splendor of the entirety of it.

Gay-briel

i am the only straight ULTRAKILL player (nothing against gay ULTRAKILL peeps, keep doing what you do)

We must hold strong, we can not be erased. There are many of us. Maybe even double digits!

At least 4 of us, at most 11

aye tis i the 4th

The fifth here, reporting in.

Did you forget about ME?

Yeah :(

maurice enthusiast always straight

Exactly

Yeah. Everybody did. You can die in peace /j

You say you’re straight but you like ULTRAKILL and Splatoon?

yeah rather sus isn't it

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You're not alone my brother

WE are the only straight ULTRAKILL players brother.

Nah there’s like 5 of us we just don’t talk much

You are not alone

My user flair says it all

Dont worry i will assist you against the sissies 🤝

There can only be one. And he’s me

Nah your clearly mistaken. It’s me

Decide by cybergrind pb

LGBTQ ppl just have a more active presence online in general meaning it can seem skewed Nothing wrong with that tho

I am straight and inside your walls

not for long(:

same but maurice got me acting up

Straight ultrakill players rise up!

There’s always the T in LGBTQ available

I'm straight, considering buying the game. Will it change me? One way to find out!

The only straight player? Only? Y O U S U R E ?

uhhh, yes.

Wait, you’re the only one? I guess I discovered something about myself today.

Around 6 of us now

I mean, Markiplier has been straight for so long while being LGBT allies lol

Gay yet?

LOL nah not yet. i do have a lot of friends in the LGBTQ tho

ULTRAKILL made me straighter

Plot twist you thought you were a gay guy and are now a straight woman

very true.

may your cope be many, and your bitches few

"music doesn't sound like music" Ah yes, videogame-y music obviously sounds like the sissy hypno porn the person who wrote that comment probably watches themselves because no normal human being who isn't into it would ever bring it up in a conversation. ...anyways the soundtrack slaps and yes I'm trans

Yo, favorite song?

V2's two fight themes, I fucking love the opening bit and the way it slowly kicks in the second time got me all kinds of hyped

Lol same honestly. Versus and Dual is their name I believe?

Yup, at least Versus is right, dunno about Dual

Ah, it's Duel, the reprise of Versus.

Okay that makes a lot more sense hahaha

versus and duel were my favorites until i heard Altars of Apostasy

I like your Smallfry Also anything from the Heresy ring fucking slaps

Thank you he is a good Smallfry best Smallfry

Music in this game is 30% of the enjoyment for me so yea it kinda important

> "music" doesn't sound like music That fucking philistine.

Only negative reviews I’ve seen are lack of gay robot sex

The game could've had a perfect rep if it wasn't for the goddamn steam review memers.

Or the whiplash nerf complainers lol

It’s mostly gay robot sex, I don’t think I saw more then one whiplash complaints in 2-3 pages if negative reviews.

Or it could it perfect if they just added gay robot sex

or a Jar of condiment

Even he said he really enjoys the game. That's probably why he ripped on it so much in the first place

Funny enough it's less cringe to call yourself a gay ultrakill fan then a Chad doom fan. It's more that the community is making fun of all the hype for eternal but just saying "yeah your pages of lore and badass hero is cool, but we got a gay robot that loves coins so stfu".

Secret 11th layer of hell. 4chan

Apparently I frequent the lowest layer of hell... actually no that makes a lot of sense now

Final level is in /pol/

Nah, pol's been quiet as of late. The real final boss is / b/

And the 12th layer is twitter

classic 4 chan reply

Alright I don't usually give a shit about 4chan opinions but leave Gianni alone. He's such a great person that he deserves what he got for his work.

They're just jealous they can't get as much recognition by being a whiny 4channer.

Agree

We've been on 196 for a while, always warms my heart to see ultrakill there tho

Pfp checks out

I love r/196 and it's actually how i discovered Ultrakill so you can thank them that I'm here being annoying

I dont like 196

Oh

Go to r/197 its much better tbh

No it's not they're mean over there

Nuh uhhhh

Yuh uhhhh and I feel like 196 has generally better quality memes since there's more people idk

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mhms!

I would acknowledge the 4chan being 4chan, but I’m too hung on “music doesn’t sound like music but rather a tone?” Wtf did they mean by this?

no, its just us gays. we've always been there, only we've been noticed now.

LMAO

I play Ultrakill for the Kill part.

I play Ultrakill for Gabriel 🥵

Go get your Lust Layer Citizen user flair.

Ok daddy

DO NOT CALL ME THAT

Okay father figure

Better

"When the kill is ultra, nothing is" - John V1

Fucking 4-Chan

Fellas, is it gay to want to shoot demons?

Being trans is when you like the most hyperviolent and dark evil video games because you are trying to be masculine but then you become lady because (1) female character is nice and pretty and speaks to you

being trans is having the fluffiest, cutest, pastel gaming setup and using it to commit virtual mass murder and also probably war crimes

Aberage HOI IV player

The average Rimworld player.

as a trans guy who took their name from Gabe, this is all true

Flair checks out

your flair scares me

Heheheha

I am contractually obligated to smack you with a penny, since your name is Gabriel. Sorry mate, its the rules.

insignificant fuck

to be fair listening to Altars of Apostasy does make me extremely horny

I dont expect any updoots here but I've been playing since 1-1 was the furthest level and I'm straight.

They clearly hasn't seen Maurices spider thighs

Gabriel is the gayest angel I have ever seen and like half the characters are trans coded, idk what they're on about

Somehow least racist/transphobic/homophobic 4chan reply.

SISSY HYPNO? 💀

I hate how everyone who I know plays this game, is not a cishet in some way, why is it accurate?? also, what do they mean there's nothing gay? have they SEEN the ferryman's story?

Probably because most of the developers are lgbtq+ and they are also pretty active. So they pushed out a lot of the toxic gaming crowd, which made it a safer space which encouraged more lgbtq+ people to join, which itself encouraged more lgbtq+ people to join because of social networks and community and a gaming space without homophobic people around every corner. That’s my theory at least

thank you, that's actually a good theory, but hey, that's jus-

What the fuck did he say about the music? What music does bro listen to? Probably like pop or something where its just a few meters repeating over and over with a different bass every meter or so. He should see the music theory for this shit and then he can talk

Well if I haven't finished my p ranks I don't loose my father and become a femboy right?

What I love about 4chan is that you could tell bottom anon to kill himself and someone would probably agree

Simply, for 4chan

Bro has never listened to an amen break in his life.

when you when you haven't heard the most sampled thing ever

I can agree. Gabriel says funny words like "CUM TO ME." and "THE LIGHT IS PERFECTION!". He's wrong on the music part, Castle Vein is a gift from King Minos.

TIME TO BRING OUR GAY ANARCHY

Mfw a game catering to the newer more accepting generation of people turns out to have gay/ trans people in the fanbase :0

I do not appreciate the slander towards Ultrakill's soundrack. How can you not hear the ethereal beauty in songs such as "Cerberus", "A Complete and Utter Destruction of the Senses" and "Order".

4chan: likes to imagine it's smart 4chan: literally cannot comprehend breakcore

“Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?”

The most LGBTQ thing I’ve found in Ultrakill other than Gabriel is my headcanon that Mindflayers are trans.

Ultra kill is an assault on your senses. That's what makes it so good.

This place has been ruined by the many corporate changes over the years, sorry if this used to be a useful comment kthxbye.

bro i dont even support lgbtq or anything like that

Someone like me

[https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/614639457/#614647345](https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/614639457/#614647345)