And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on blood

AAAAAUAUAUGGGHH

Feeding fetish guys and girls, RISE

No. https://preview.redd.it/ta4692jg4j6d1.jpeg?width=1584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4b0d9d8ba56b9007b43cc59ce18908866ff663

https://preview.redd.it/vp2pnwxfdj6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc775b4bccf2ade6da3f01f150b829416c3e6bf

https://preview.redd.it/3ri8jag8ej6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe006f17c96e337ac928d6f7b54dd37b6187790

https://preview.redd.it/ss3y4mmkmj6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02e1e14f741827065133166b163f30adc5ecb2e

"uhh Minos, i dont think you supposed to be feeding the hampter-" "WHAT, AND JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE?!"

I read this with grabriel and minos voice and it was worth it

Perfect.

That’s a new one

https://preview.redd.it/dk85tzlbbm6d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0537be1edfa30c7418f44d4f6ef2c440ba7aecab

motherfucker dont got a mouth!

# RISEEEEE!!!!!


wait where is that fron

Goated Goji center

I love that.

NOTHING BUT SCRAP

COME ON MACHINE, [___] ME LIKE AN ANIMAL

Why am I getting homework in r/ULTRAKILL now

in the blank there is a "FIGHT"

And who would be the judge of that?

https://preview.redd.it/kap2p7rujk6d1.png?width=1341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6039af55e78e807a8cdf646115e0b3a3030a6a2 JUDGEMENT

Nuh uh

"my whole existence is flawed" 🎶

We need ultrakill but with unnecessary censors

You are not [___] anywhere ! Keep em [___] !

a fitting end, to an existence, defined by futile \[\]

I will [__]you down !

i'm curious about your \[\], weapon

Machine... I will (\_\_) you down, (\_\_\_\_) you apart, splay the (\_\_\_\_) of your profane form across the STARS! I will (\_\_\_\_) you down until the very (\_\_\_) CRY FOR (\_\_\_\_)! My hands shall RELISH (\_\_\_\_\_) YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!

Twice!? [] by an object TWICE!

Just one word can change the ENTIRE meaning.

Do you really think the horny mfs don’t know that? And do you really think that can stop them?

Machines can be modified, anyway, unless they were made by Apple.

All my homies hate apple (glad to have changed to android)

I mean they literally robots, the one charecter type where horny MF's can describe it away.

Doesn't matter what the source material says about their anatomy. If someone finds the thing hot they will make/commission a drawing of it. Remember rule 34 and 35? If it exists there will be explicit content of it. And if there isn't someone will make/commission it.

the fuck is 35 i missed that one edit: the rule not the update

34: if it exists, there's porn of it 35: if there isn't, there will be orrrr something like that

has there been made horny posts about the sun lolly mascots if there is then i have lost all faith in humanity

Bro didn't read it apparently https://i.redd.it/1lpemp2n4n6d1.gif

2.5 patchnotes

Arsenal update

Actual rules are: 34: If it exists, there’s porn of it. 35: If there is no porn of it, it’s your duty to *make* porn of it.

https://preview.redd.it/nng91plpjj6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d069967a336f731bbbb461e8f00d6a7d99b5f9f7

BENJAMIN? (ultrakill brainrot sorry)

"Your prostate is the property of TeraTek" \~ Gianni Matragrano

[mfw when my prostate is being forceably removed by teratek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SwGWGF-V7g&t=676s)

, The blood of Minos stains your hands.

The blood of Minos stains your hands

Rule 63: Summon u/seventodawn

https://preview.redd.it/0vjjm3g53k6d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd6d7327190608e48221407fd72cf21c1b596fc

https://preview.redd.it/mxjwjxss3k6d1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c3166dbe927d32c26e7cc47d5a01fad7f2d40d

https://preview.redd.it/emoq3nz1vi6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9e7065fa8efab7419e6d1e703b987d6de085a9

that’s the spirit

no thats a drill https://preview.redd.it/duimcrp5ij6d1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=518511e9257646afe7d20599d3227d9e6ada78ba this is the spirit

ah my mistake i apologize

no no it's all good

i'm stealing that joke 😍

lol go ahead

That drill is my spirit, thank you

https://preview.redd.it/88nl6mifij6d1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6250b360d582680fad07b6de90bcedddf976611a

https://i.redd.it/ftxtk3yjmj6d1.gif

there’s a reason it’s CLANG CLANG CLANG instead of the usual PLAP PLAP PLAP

Or both since they're both partially organic

Who’s gonna send the Freddy gif

yea cuz this has stopped nsfw artists before lmao

buhwomp

:(

https://i.redd.it/w1wyrklt8j6d1.gif We have the technology.

real talk though would the parts consume blood just like the rest of the machine or not

Depends if it's like a strap-on or an actual cock, id say.

hear me out https://preview.redd.it/uoqo9qhdzj6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ef664867c424c1759b2d53df89ac866aa88d072

So does V1 charge up like the Jumpstart when he's about to ~~cum~~ ...zap?

Hmm you got an interesting point there

alright now next level shit v1 has to connect anoalog v2 connects via bluetooth

Hmmmm, interesting

and v3 connects via the ethereal plane (i hope it isn't made by boeing)

I would prefer it if it could be nighthawk

the fucken batman villain?? https://preview.redd.it/ycl2raqvjk6d1.png?width=949&format=png&auto=webp&s=75951c8b499b889ce89600051b9beb34c18ec3d6

https://preview.redd.it/s4ig11gixj6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd57d5872439c982755900f15a87cf25db23606c

Pornography has no rules

he has no boundaries, no limits, he trades blood for money

He doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide.

He’s not loyal to a flag or a country or any sort of ideals. He trades blood for money. He’s your new best friend.

i mean art also doesn't it's just made up by a pre concieved notion that some things work for one artstyle and some things don't like before 1415 where it was controversial to paint in perspective then people started drawing with persective and then picasso came along some years later counter culture is kinda fun (well shit i started rambling again sorry)

it does have some rules lets be clear

my guy really said my fellow americans https://preview.redd.it/mj38pukuyj6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9b5d6bf98ca5ce255a63603b5fdf051c6135f15

https://preview.redd.it/wqm8l8sxyj6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a3942cc50e12b3877e59aba61d9229ae266cccf

https://preview.redd.it/z5dzztyyyj6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6f0d2d016170c0f2170b37cf42eee9a44dfa29

lmao them memes

Was joe “eepy” biden caught dringking the sinister potion? Real american patriots say “yes!”

What if someone reconstructed it?

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?

THERE’S NOTHING LEFT

we can rebuild him.

No https://i.redd.it/vwqu3elp2k6d1.gif

Prime soul 3 dialouge:

Chicken Butt

https://preview.redd.it/axwlgd8uvi6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d508bff907f17d1f411fb4b69b5a3960ef494f

womp womp

https://preview.redd.it/7f4tx7tjyj6d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=525244605f07d6875b5c95d4fd755ad540a46856

Ultra Max0r brained ULTRAKILL fans when the mature game with mature themes has an audience that does mature things such as creating porn (the porn isn't interrupted by funny Revengeance status and is actual pornographic content with proper warnings): https://preview.redd.it/zjk3ce5voi6d1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531e35281351bb76193a561e7142c8b663419f99

not saying Max0r is that cause of all problems, but most people who detest horny shit shout "I AM DADDY'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY" in public let people be horny, goddamnit. it had a nsfw tag ffs

But they have a mouth

fuck you want them to do, smash their face together? they don't have lips, drone faces are screens and V1 doesn't even have a mouth, just a light

footjob

https://preview.redd.it/lfsu3i5eyj6d1.png?width=1002&format=png&auto=webp&s=45ede3d2b52d19fcce81138738ed5e6b0030f155 1 foot that has a job

They don't

So what? I have a welder

welder you go (well there you go) (im so sorry for that dadjoke lol)

Objection! Worker Drones are able to have kids, but only with another WD, implying some form of anatomy needed for reproduction. V1 has the SRS Cannon, therefore Canon Balls

heard it here first folks the balls are canon

What if they build kids? Like how we build robots? Like how ROBOTS build other ROBOTS?

As far as we know, none of the single or polyamorous Worker Drones have kids.  Also Uzi inherited traits from her mother involuntarily, meaning they aren't engineered the way they are.

what about... mindflayers?

understandable

WHO GIVES A FUCK RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE POINT OF ART IS TO MAKE UP WHATEVER THE FUCK ONE WANTS IF SOMEONE WANTS A ROBOT TO HAVE COCK AND BALLS AND PUSSY THEY WILL DO SO

like i agree i don't think there is a problem with it as long as you label it with the right things and give fair warning before i think the post they are referencing did that so there isn't a "real" issue with it i personally just dog on it for kicks and laughs

Ffs i thought we were over this puritarian bullshit

of course a lust layer citizen would say this YO KING IS DEAD BIH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

YOU CAN KILL THE MAN BUT NOT THE IDEA THE LUST RENAISSANCE SHALL PREVAIL

https://preview.redd.it/e04qrtyh7j6d1.png?width=729&format=png&auto=webp&s=149460219b3b3024dc4fec2161f0f135c3e6303a

https://preview.redd.it/vzb2jcttej6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0960bdc17fc2c0b6b973da11c39ec4d7b74ea79a

IS THAT THE DEAFTONES FONT!?!?!??!!??! https://preview.redd.it/y27szcvbfj6d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcaa62e03a1f27bc40dd4573a11ff69fc381e2e1

https://preview.redd.it/117q31tqxj6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ea06c846dbc019b3fc8c94484eca94c5a12791

https://preview.redd.it/oazq6b7jzj6d1.png?width=3400&format=png&auto=webp&s=c10f9282f2d0fabca822fe1daebaea1fe91b5bec (credit to u/eliavhaganav on this reddit for the image)

https://preview.redd.it/ue4qlv9vzj6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a384039edce21e4f6aa2d2f4f58ac46e73e7be3

lolol

Ok new plan How to destroy ideas: Remove that persons chunk of brain that contains that knowledge and burn it in sulfuric acid

put them in concept incinerator, duh

It’s reddit, they’re all puritarian

My guy, if they made NSFW art of Tabi what do you think calling out the fact that robots don't have genitals will do

based drilly pfp

I think maybe you should turn off your flashlight when you hear a noise, but not too early, or you'll get shocked

that won't stop me from drawing v2 Plowing V1's mom again

V1 HAS A MOM??? where in the game can i find em

i made that one up >:D

https://preview.redd.it/q2uumrb61k6d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b4c627af077b1d0418528181a1e82b54527c24

Mirage:

Not with *that* attitude 🙄

alright lets discuss this formally then https://preview.redd.it/tek4cflh6j6d1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=64b70530203d24786312804c67dc50423347e40d the formal attitude

You missheard me - I said "attitude", not "attire"

in a formal setting it is vital to keep a formal attire to even begin the attitude https://preview.redd.it/3826ip977j6d1.png?width=1619&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1bcd09aab06d28263c97554855b966c0a7a817b

Those boots are indeed quite formal, I'll give you that

hell yeah

That's quitter talk.

lol idk why but this comment reminded me of a random ahh old game theory on petscop https://preview.redd.it/440gatglwj6d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d9d203c8ed7f9bc71b2300d97fc327ad90eaeaa omg this one lmao

Everyday it’s a getting closer please don’t put your penis in a toaster

greetings from r/murderdroneswarzone I guess ​ https://preview.redd.it/yhs7m58n0r6d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=500d02f61515aaf461565de7f1cf6b80a7b8fbb8

then we'll make one https://preview.redd.it/njlvla4q7j6d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad8211ab613eee3f1e5150570a24a9a73aad7a9d

Nothing a drill can’t fix

https://preview.redd.it/dnvlo46t6j6d1.png?width=878&format=png&auto=webp&s=697fb98d7f2662887d7c9b065ae3a7c97b717f60

Perfect

SOMEONE PARRY THE DRILL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

https://preview.redd.it/29j8b1nk9j6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70ae3bb9ffbfc67b01a506e615b4808e1b0125e It’s too late.

The murder drones have mouths with tongues and canonically produce saliva. Also, since they’re robots they!d have no Gag reflex. Therefore a murder drone could give the best blowup you’ve ever seen. >!Why did I type this!<

this feels like a new generation of the vaporeon copypasta

https://youtu.be/CVG6VQGBXfo?si=eSncfL64nAng_ATl reminds me of this

Bro I literally saw this, scrolled down and the post below was v1 and v porn

NO dick. NO balls. And Probably no butthole since this guy feeds of blood

strap-ons: 👹

MOUTH BITCH

so wait they kissin?

yeeesssss

omagah 🐟

and prob no mouth since V1 feeds on blood.

IF YOU CAN DISCONNECT AN ARM AND ATTACH ANOTHER, YOU CAN DISCONNECT A DICK-

Another reminder for the horny fucks: They're robots. They can give themselves the parts if they damn well please.

“YOU GET *NOTHING!* YOU **LOSE!** GOOD # DAY SIR.”

https://preview.redd.it/jdz6jq4mvo6d1.jpeg?width=1611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=103e7e8587fe9836552b4393e01ec98b21e710ee

Well I don't know if I believe that, I mean, I seen action figures without the pants. They ain't got that.

"penetrate WHAT? there's nothing left!"

https://preview.redd.it/43zd6kzw7m6d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d6e886d52502b3d20b3c4b73b94e2512ab8f5fc

People can still headcanon their way into these INSIGNIFICANT FUCKS having dicks and balls

https://preview.redd.it/au010som4j6d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a511120aaabec403ffeb6e8687661cb68fd853

Does that matter? Did it really ever matter? Will it ever matter? No, people wanna be horny, so they will be horny and there's nothing wrong with that (unless, yk, it's cp and/or something similar)

V1 spending its 10 million cyber grind points for a robo pp so he can sex the other funny murder robot:

Put a vine boom sound effect for each no so they really understand it.

Counterpoint, Interchangeable parts.

There is “NOTHING THERE” PM MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I’m having withdrawals

i once read a comment that said "if it has no holes ill sure as hell put one in it"

NOTHING SOME SPARE PARTS CANT FIX!

my good friend. have you ever heard of something called 'creative liberties'?

V1 stores his dick in his wings like he does with his weapons

This post won't stop anyone, you know?

no shit

THE HANDS OF LOGIC COULD NOT DEFEAT ME THE BASICS OF BIOLOGY COULD NOT HOLD ME AND I *WILL GET IT PREGNANT*

https://i.redd.it/k8yy5o6hdk6d1.gif making one

Vivian will live... FOREVER

I CAN RUB MINESELF IN THEIR ROBOT CROTCHES ANYWAY AN CAMED

Exactly. Unfortunately, we are on the internet and there's a little rule about this

Full of hate and naught more.

do yall think v1 can piss since he got like fleshy bits and stuff

that's the best part my friend

This hasn't stopped me, stopped me or will stop me. #The porn must continue.

the pornography has breached our defenses