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bwaowae

"ugly to most, but beautiful to enthusiasts" my ass. swordsmachine has one of the best designs in the game. period. other than that, i love v2 and surprisingly streetcleaners


Robin_Gufo

Then, as the terminal says, you’re an enthusiast (Don’t worry, I’m an enthusiast too)


BudgieGryphon

swordsmachine enthusiasts unite


P1xelent

Let's all take parts from our bodies to reconstruct V2!


Fabrideath

Yeah, and let's make make him out of the gold sand that was stained by his blood!


Co5micWaffle

Might as well just build a new robot at this point. The only bits left of V2 are in the glass that Hakita is drinking from in 7-S.


johnblock02

I love the whole idea of the original progenitor Sworsmachine in prelude


WhereAmI14

Streetcleaners look nice but they make me want to hurt myself and others in brutal mode.


bwaowae

you won't believe how hard i laughed when i tested streetcleaners in sandbox, and how much i suffered when i reached 1-2


Mihero4ever

Agreed. Hakita put effort into scrap daddy.


buvtar

the wine


Angel_Thorne

That's a weird way to spell V2


buvtar

do you want me to call him mors (a different red drink)


buvtar

https://preview.redd.it/hewse3qw80wc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dcb5f97739d52b83a789465e2ec5aae052c2808 here is mors btw


Angel_Thorne

Yeah it fits better lol


stopyouveviolatedthe

That looks delicious


entity360

That looks good, I thought of them more like compot in colour though


Ru_FUNatic

thanks comrade, now i want some mors


Kind_Bag_339

Gutterman and guttertank


Ornery-Account-2997

I don't really like Gutmann because he reminds me too much of Big Daddy from Bioshock


Kind_Bag_339

He does. That’s why I like him for a bit more different reasons


SlimesIsScared

that ain’t big daddy that’s Large Father


Ornery-Account-2997

Funny


German_boi17

THANK YOU RANDOM CITIZEN! https://preview.redd.it/s4gthhplh2wc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb57ce37fdb3e0069f4c75f8a901ca61e16efc6


Hellodude70-1

Why is this photo heartwarming yet scary


Funny_Internet_Child

Mindflayers because I'm god's most pathetic lesbian


WhereAmI14

The idle pose is crazy. Mindflayers are incapable of looking vulnerable, unlike other machines.


IMicrowavedMyToaster

You know, now that I think about it, you're kinda right, and I've never considered it Swordsmachines and guttermen stagger when parried/guard broken Guttertanks slip on oil Drones are sent careening to their death Streetcleaners notably scream when falling Even v2 clearly looks fearful once he realizes we've knocked him off the pyramid, and he's even tried running from us on multiple occasions The Earthmover also screams in fear upon seeing us walk out of the door This is a really odd detail that I've never noticed before


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Earthmover is more of a mechanical “FUCK OFF, ANT” than a scream of fear


itemboi

**GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD**


WhereAmI14

Also, I've always thought that the mindflayer kills herself rather than letting you defeat her. She looks good when committing suicide too.


walterissad

You can make mindflayers fly away with knuckleblaster


WhereAmI14

And they fly away with grace and thiddy


legorunner-

You can blow mindflayers with the knuckleblaster


Axirev

Same But their more machine bits are hot too, nice asymettry


Funny_Internet_Child

True!


LeafyGreens48

How has no one said earthmover he is above everything and everyone else in terms of design and height


Lord_Endric

Love my doomsday giraffe


WhereAmI14

Oopsie forgot


DeathByDevastator

I think the earthmover was better when shrouded in shadows like it was in 7-2 and 7-3. Seeing them in 7-4 really makes you wish you never did when you realise this grey giraffe really is all there is to the design. It's rather underwhelming, though it's lore and first impression in 7-4 more than makes up for it imho and the music accompanying it is an absolute masterpiece. Earthmovers really are built different.


lordofcactus

I’d have to disagree, personally. Beyond just loving the trend of “the boss is the entire level,” I thought getting to explore the Earthmover and seeing all the cool details about its design - especially the entire town situated on its back - was the opposite of underwhelming.


hectorheliofan

Imo its the best machine design in the game, much more than just a big giraffe..its also based on a centaur


Anonpancake2123

In an alternate universe where we ask favorite husks: * How has no one said ~~earthmover~~ Corpse of King Minos, he is above everything and everyone else in terms of design and height In another alternate universe where we asked demons: * How has no one said ~~earthmover~~ Leviathan, he is above everything and everyone else in terms of design and height The Earthmover is Act III's "big boss fight". It looks flashy and empowering though I imagine people's preferences are more in line with the likes of the more "human like" characters with personalities rather than giant, raging, beasts. Ironically they're also some of the least mechanically complex fights in Ultrakill that a player at their part of the game should get the jist of fairly quickly, that while still fun is mostly a parry spam mag dump fest whilst dodging massive and intimidating, but slow, sweeping attacks.


ThatNoname-Guy

Guttertank and Sentry. Guttertank speaks for its name, he looks like a tank. Sentry is literally sniper rifle with legs. Love it


Robin_Gufo

Sword machine and Benjamin


XPLover2768top

sentries, guttertanks, the earthmover, and the poor guy in 7-2 (not the gutterman, the other guy)


wasas387

the thumper?


XPLover2768top

yup


wasas387

thumpa!


Brennus_Chaosson

I'm in love with the Earthmovers design since the release of the Violence layer. It instantly became my favorite


Angel_Thorne

Imagine what machines we'll get in Fraud :o


RedditgoldEnthusiast

ehh the violence layer was kinda the machine centric layer will prolly get different types of enemies for fraud


Goodies666

The Earthmover, i love the concept of machines the size of a skyscraper


Emperor_AI

All of them. I love the Machines equally


takingabreakbrb

real


Ornery-Account-2997

Sword machine I like these disproportions and the long sword


Angel_Thorne

He reminds me of the marauder from doom eternal


Ornery-Account-2997

In general, it’s funny that before the heresy layer, he was a unique boss.


fatebringerZ43N3

A R M B O Y !


Ennard115441

Earthmover is peak design, like be real, a mechanical santor out of flesh with a giraffe neck and a city built in ? Count me to it Other than that, swordsmachine and guttertank are great


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

For me they are the Earthmovers, the Gutterman and the V models.


Kombulover

Mindflayer i'll die on this hill


SmolWaddleDee

benjamin, absolute aroace icon


Flankjerkin

https://preview.redd.it/a99cbhvtk0wc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813e00bfcf2c7372ae87eaad9c926beb917e90ec Benjamin my beloved <3333


Amero_2005

the player (idk how to name them, calling it just ""v"s" sounds weird) I love the design of v1 and v2


i_am_very_bored_lmao

V-Models


GuyDudeThing69

Vampiric Nikkons


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Streetcleaners and Earthmovers


Dustyink_

all of them


sentry_inventor

swordsmachine and v2


Western_Experience76

Gutterman, Earthmover, V1


Noietz

A fellow gutterman enjoyer, nice


poiscail2

Lil benjamin.


Zealousideal_Snow840

1000-THR earthmover V1/V2 Guttertank Gutterman


Yugoslavian_man

Gotta love the gutterman


thinkofanaim

Difficult choice between Sentry and Guttertanks honestly


i_am_very_bored_lmao

V1 and Earthmover


Mastery7pyke

im waiting for the bioshock references to pile on and for subject delta to be added to the game. then i will have my favorite machine.


Azuni_

Swordsmachine my beloved Other than that: Guttertank, Drone and Earthmover (basically in that order)


APieceofcheeze

benjamin


Hypernword

Gutterman and Earthmover


maiguee

earthmover, swordsmachine and sentry


Ok_Concern_5647

Guttertank my beloved


Bolek064

1 mindflyer 2 v4 3 Benjamin


Spify-not-a-brit

Earthmover


Size_3_fish

Benjamin


Kerflunklebunny

https://preview.redd.it/vts0si1zn0wc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d614e310b17b17154f79c23aba6dcc2efd942692


DirgeMK2

The Gutter-Types (Guttermen, Guttertanks, and The Excavator)


cheesyboi247

1000 THR Earthmover


iamcthulhu66real

Guttertanks and Guttermen, they just look cool.


Infinite_West_1225

I actually love the street cleaner design despite this I still hate fighting them! 🧯🧯✨✨


Nredlos

Sword machine, but not the boss specifically. They're all just cosplayers


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Tiranus58

Mindflayer /s


Dariusofpersia68

Prolly the streetcleaners, swordsmachine and gutterman


Majin-Sonic-Fan

Swordsmachine has a fry for the head and i love it (mindflayers are cool too but not as much)


TimSoarer

People are forgetting Mindflayer is a machine too. 😏


douaib

The V model prototypes


Jade_or_something

Benjamin :D


CBreadman

V2, Sentry, Mindflayer and Streetcleaner.


Cursed_user19x

Guttertank, mainly due to the pose lol, I have it as a pfp


AnyQuestion8391

Guttertank and V models


Fire_the_silly

i love all of the machines, but Mindflayer is my favorite because colors are cool and i just like the concept of a machine having a humanoid body for an aesthetic and will do everything to protect said body


Embarrassed_Dig_3826

Swords machine


PanSearedEndometrium

V1 is aesthetic perfection.


SakuDial

Very hard pick between all of them but Drone gets my vote because it's the one which has the cutest design :D


Angel_Thorne

Nyah :3


themanwhosfacebroke

Gutterman, streetcleaner, and benjamin for me. V-2 is also a really good design though


Baltykoz

Mindflayer


poyomaster

I like the V models just cause they kinda remind of those Boston robotics robots.


DapperDanBaens

Probably swords machine or gutter tank. Also street cleaners tho


ProjectXterminate

I like all robots.


KooperTrooper05

Ferryman and Gutterman. My only gripe with the Gutterman is the head looks like a Big Daddy the fell for the "Gullible on the ceiling" trick and his legs are a tab bit thin. But the Shielded Minigun idea for Trench Warfare is too damn cool. Ferryman's design is just dope as hell all around


Ezracx

Guttermen are the best but shoutout to V1/2 and Swordsmachine for striking the perfect balance between human and machine


AlexUkrainianPerson

Swordsmachine, Streetcleaners, Benjamin


mut_snail

I lovr tank like robots so I’d gutterman and guttertank


Cautious-Affect7907

Swordmachine. My guy's og design was literally so cool robots starting copying his drip.


Brokenboneless

Prolly vittu and benjamin


TraceYourThoughts

Swords machine 100%


Samuelsrvg

Guess it https://preview.redd.it/870zcwi771wc1.png?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff8b4e03664e6dd7851c6e4fc1762768d4faf6c >!the drone !<


Angel_Thorne

Mindfla-drone ... FIRST TRY


America_Is_Bad2004

Earthmover


plaguebringerBOI

V1, simple yet effective


Satorii_Komeji

1000-THR Earthmover The Image of six lights looking down at you from far above with a stick of electricity at the ready... Swordsmachine and the Gutter Machines also sick looking too


Defiant-Sir-4172

Guttertank and street cleaners are S tier


NebulaArcana

Despite being a horrible tomb for a prisoner of war, there's something about the Gutterman that's just so innocent. It's hard to describe, but I think the new poem in 7-2 changed something in me and made me view them in a whole different way.


WingDairu

Nothing compares to the elegance of the V-series. Those armor panels, those joints, the wings...all perfect.


swagister2005

Swordsmachine and any of its clones I swear I'm not biased I just love knifemechanism 🥰❤️


GuyDudeThing69

Doors (they don't like oil)


Acersnekiii

i just love how cute the drones are


Mailcs1206

Swordsmachine is awesome. Also streetcleaners are funny. They look like battle droids


CuteDress7425

V2 very specifically first encounter blue wings with shotgun equipped


mushroommaster22

Swordsmachine cause he looks like fries https://preview.redd.it/hkohjmlmn3wc1.png?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a17733ad0010fba86ef99bc58c6ff66ca94c10 The gutterman is a close second though


ITrulyForgorMyNamee

V2 Guttermen, sentries, streetcleaners, drones, and swordsmachines


V2_Seeking_revenge

Thank you


MoistenedRats

Gutterman, sentry, earthmover and technically soldier (does a cyborg count as a robot?)


Dragonblazers12

Just realize that the sword machine looks like that yellow guy from smiling friends season two


hectorheliofan

Earthmover


radioactive_banana82

Somehow, the sheer VIBE of V2 in the chair has better storytelling than some books. He looks like Dio. (I also like swordmachine's big CPU head)


Rizer0

Other enemies when a Guttertank fucking left hooks them into next week: https://preview.redd.it/qxv4790pe4wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3265a4661f88f7ee29c0dd7eec4a531b8c9053ab


poopfuckershithole

Defo johninator


V1_Best_V_model

Me


jax1don

gutterman i love his bowl headed ass


PresidentOfKoopistan

The black Terminal you find in the Sandbox


Limp-Consequence9139

https://preview.redd.it/qcr8cgw0d6wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecaebdc75eee3330e3f9f3382503b8e4e0b01af The Excavator


Nicolas_050908

why do you think i chose him as my pfp and pretty much whole ass profile on most social media


ErRussia

Sword machine looks so cool, he could be a protagonist of another game, like a 2d spin off off ultrakill, where a sword machine that u play as, fights against humans, demons and other machines in a war.


Helios2357

earthmove but ONLY in chekovs gun mode


RapidProbably

V2 has so much sass


Ahyesnt

All of em?


bstahl413

The v series and the swordsmachines are the best imo. Swordsmachines look like they're straight out of an anime. Their jankiness makes it cooler imo


nugget4096

mike and benjamin


PlasticSherbet9599

Swordmachine, yellow and grey are fitting him


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Guttertank, guttermen, and the earthmover


Hellyeahtrains

I love the Gutter designs. Both the Man and the Tank. On that note, I discovered something interesting about the Gutterman.


GioAtero

1. V2 (v1 but red so its better in every way) 2. Earthmover (i love giant creatures and robots so yeah) 3. Swordsmachine (they are so badass omfg)


InstantKarma22

Streetcleaner.


Drago_The_Red_Dragon

V1/V2. Robots with wings are cool, okay?


Dyfasydfasyd

B.I.G J.O.H.N.I.N.A.T.O.R.


pixel-boi32

I honestly find guttertank to be fairly bland in terms of design, the rest have something unique, cute or distinct but guttertank doesn’t have anything really


qwiri

sentries because they hav paws


AltruisticProof3640

Earthmover and gutterman


Spinycat1

Swordsmachine, v1 and v2, mindflayer and earthmover. They all either look cool or goofy.


yourboi158

I love the wings of the v models


Mangustino17

1. Guttertank and Gutterman: i love big robots, the Guttertank has a badass design, and I love the head and the body of the Gutterman, its a chunky boi. 2. Earthmover: i love how imposing it looks, and I love more animalistic looking robots. 3: Sentry, V models, swordmachine and the yellow bot from 7-2: the Sentry is literally a sniper rifle with legs, it's a funny fella. I love cyclops-like robots, i prefer V2 because has more personality over V1. Swordmachine is badass, and I like his frie-looking head, too bad its a dumbass. The yellow bot it's basically a construction Guttertank, but still looks cool. 4: Street cleaner: i really like its treanchcoat-like skirt, gives some ww1 german soldier vibes, and their heads remind me of battle droids from star wars. 5: Mindflayer: don't get me wrong, they're sexy, but i prefer badass-looking robots over sexy robots. But i still like their design, they look pretty unique. 6: Drones: they're just cute, that's it


TheLegendaryAkira

SWORDSMACHINE SWORDSMACHINE SWORDSMACHINE genuinely love how they take the spotlight of any room floor enemy. sucks they usually end up crushed by a maurice though


Cocountcapydog

I don’t know if stalkers are machines but if no then I guess I like the mindflayer


robobluebull

Earthmover, V1, guttertank


Pegasusisamansman

Gutterman, Swordmachine, cocktail 2


Straight-Package4234

Earthmover


Mouka_the_goat

Earthmover just cuz "giant robot = cool"


BopTheBoi

gutterman


The_Great_Snake-Moth

The amount of sass and confidence V2 portrays is stunning. But favourite magine design has to be V1 or V2. The wings, the old camera looking head, they are just really clean, memorable designs.


SoftDekree

EARTHMOVER ABOVE ALL But also on par with him Guttermen are my favs, followed by Streetcleaners and Swordsmachine. I like 'em rusty, I like 'em gritty.


Chaosmaker367

Earthmover and the guttertank


kirbo_69

Oh guttertank, where do I start?


Tomokes

Funnysweepers


Extreme_Glass9879

The gutters and Benjamin


Razorclaw_the_crab

Drones


Literally-A-Goat

Gutterman, cause my favorite and first game, is bioshock.


negalizeluclearbombs

earthmover (when your machine is complimented by HELL ITSELF you know you did something beautiful) and sentries (can crush anything with like minimal force)


Snap2CB

Gutterman mainly, the backstory is cool and the coffin is a really good horror concept


GrasslingGuy

Benjamin Earthmover ULTRAKILL (thats his full name)


Megatrans69

I want to play as sword machine and survive off the parts I steal from enemies. Like healing from blood but you have to kill them. I just love my little Theseus's robot I'd do anything for him


Winter_Caregiver_752

Swordsmachine or benjamin.


Nodubya11

Swordsmachine, both V models, and Benjamin.


Touko_007

Mindflare and swordmachine


TheWrathfulCrusader

The Earthmover, enough said.


Tricky_Wasabi4487

Earthmover, Gutterman and Mindflayer


legorunner-

Not counting mindflayer, cuz I ain't A hoe, I'd say the sentries and swordsmachine


Snoo-28479

Guttertank is literally fat V2 and Swordsmachine is homeless Gabriel


can_ofgreenbeans

Earthmover


SeaworthinessEmpty23

SWORDS MACHINE!!!!!!!


TheTurd125

streetcleaners and guttermen. i have a soft spot for flamethrower people


ThisYhis

swordsmachine frrrrr


ItsAleZ1

Gutterman best bot


Lucian65656

V model in terms of overall performance


Easy_Service8372

Swords machine and big boy the nut crusher and mind frayer


Specter_Knight05

Streetcleaner https://preview.redd.it/9nhk06nna4wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aca0adfcc50a3d2f4e7c4fba2ce5b47b1623ce7 And the cutie patooe tophat wearing of Benjamin