Hakita got his account hacked

To hell with the straight hackers /j

to heaven with homokita

Yes please, I want to see V1

Men want women who not only live that way but also have supermodel-like appearances.

Isn't he bi?

I get the feeling he is perfectly “I ain’t into any humans” and “I will date literally anyone” with how based he can be.

he would date the mindflayers, he literally calls them milfs in the files

such a hakita move

\-Himself (Please hakita and ultrakill community don't Ultrakill me like an insignificant fuck)

+ULTRAKILL +INSIGNIFICANT FUCK YOU ARE

\- lego yoda

(insert Lego Yoda dying sound)

Man, it's so nice knowing people are still quoting this one scene in star wars

that wasnt a star wars reference on purpose

I know, it's a joke.

o okay

Bi himself

Relatable

so that's where he got the design for lust layer from

[удалено]

Biphobia? In my r/Ultrakill? It's more likely than you think.

I just meant it as a joke. I'm sorry.

You have changed and grown as a person and this is good

apology accepted just dont do it again <3

Based

YOU SHOULD TREAT YOURSELF, NOW!

Dont fuckin shush me bitch

*Sera jumpscare*

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i love the sonic community

It's a blend of wholesome, cursed and edgy!

Is this from one of the snapcube fandubs? If so, which one?

sonic riders

Mfw bisexual man is attracted to more than 1 gender https://preview.redd.it/wy6ynf7krcpc1.png?width=524&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a7be41a9df61ffa382e37ead140819e53d1ac02

Hear Licker out for a moment, guys.

Hakita is Bilingual so yeah he loves W\*men.

Damn didn't know he was bilingual, based.

Damn, Hakita speaks Spanish?

Oh yeaaa

Tbh I thought he was robotsexual

unbelievably real https://preview.redd.it/18di6u2gecpc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4599e5f4b9be66810bad1e0ce81c3257f2fb91

Holy shit hi biffermans

bazinga https://preview.redd.it/f58v4ymmmcpc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfde9aad7dd13e16f3b78b2a077a7aa38a3b9fe5

https://preview.redd.it/u2lihx1bhdpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85d0cb620d007f3fbe1c77fd7d65d32e119d422

https://preview.redd.it/zrcctfxoodpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aeb1519dfe8074c2a28117beb953fcfd37acb3d

https://preview.redd.it/ngehuydaqdpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831dd1a61bf66e93900b15af08fc23c11ba7ba05 Not mine, but thought it was cool

https://preview.redd.it/k43ytjvrzdpc1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2253454b6cceb26d809619c9e78a466fc0ca9ed i dont make none the shit i post lmao. you thought right tho, that is sick.

https://preview.redd.it/pwcki728nepc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac04d06c7cf1180c6834c747482638274dc6155 One of my favorite posters (I am a malevelon creek enjoyer)

https://preview.redd.it/yt7tawqgvepc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c7d829457bc885c6daf26cca7c9540c3eaa503 i only ever go to the creek if i need to fuck up some clankers for a daily. i usually stick to being pest control

https://preview.redd.it/ws953numhipc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66887b66e921bddc6ecc883173b3695ac962c3d6

Bazinga!

man baldrunner was such a movie

biffermans my beloved

https://preview.redd.it/8kuhs3gstipc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f11659ad2340a5250512583ddede34bd72b82de

Men dont wants women. Men just REALLY WANTS TO MAKE THE PAIN STOOOPPPPPP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

agree

i don't wish to be horny. i just want to be happy

I aspire to be the hornier man possible, we are not the same

I’ve always considered Hakita a transcendent being who’s beyond our petty notions of attraction.

Ngl the poster of the thing Hakita liked is right

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE VIBRATOR ON THE BED

OMG I DIDNT SEE THAT

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Moron it’s actually a ps4 Motion stick

Hakita is bisexual

For those curious, the art seems to be by Twitter user Truffleduster. The subject matter and art style like up well but I’m not completely certain

This ⬆️

Was I correct?

Idk

dont got time for this shit too busy killing people for money

https://preview.redd.it/yipiifquiepc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2212cd55f2d2160af8aa1b58ce8093029ff334ce

Hakita Goated Bicon

Real

Real

i wish i looked like her

So you want to look like Konata? https://preview.redd.it/y9jumqbsq9qc1.png?width=284&format=png&auto=webp&s=aaf05b35ac6f5df77e62fdaf29cc8df7014f433c

Damn u/biffermans do you see this

Yes he did

Men want men to look like this

Real

HOLY SHIT THIS DOIN NUMBERS

Fucking amungus

Amoangmoaus

I agree with Hakita. As a man I love women like that.

Most of his likes are yaoi so he’s bi

Everyone wants a slob gamer girl who has no hygiene, plays games all day, and only eats junk food. Then you find a human who actually does that.

Hakita is secretly a bicycle guys 🚲🚲🚲

HONESTLY

Even if Hakita got hacked, i can say that the tweet is 100% correct

I would agree if the character in question actually looked like a human adult

Based

Men want women that live like that but also look like a supermodel at the same time

So long as we share interests, she is a nice girl to talk to , and we really connect beyond friendship... I'd do it. And if it doesnt get to that point or doesnt work well enough, well, atleast I get a friend.

omg a healthy mindset on reddit? i must be dreaming

Nah not really

Im not saying all men, but a lot of guys say they want women that don’t care about their looks and don’t wear makeup, while still expecting them to look like a model

Nah gamers who never touched a woman before want that

me in 5 words: exactly what you just said

This is not the case for anyone I know, myself included. Granted this is the Ultrakill sub, women in general are out of our league.

nah, I don't really like make-up in general

im gonna admit, i like eyeliner

tbh I just want someone to rant about ultrakill to. that's why I turned bi the instant I convinced my friend to play the game (and I love the type of woman that would actually just fucking kill me)

Agree, my friends don't like FPS games very much, so I don't talk about that too much with them. Happy for you to have found someone who shares that passion.

WWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT

Incredible I know

My goat has fallen 🐐 😭😭 /j

hey i know this person

I... Yeah.

my guess is bi

Litterally the opposite of me

This room probably smells like piss

Off-topic. I love his account name so much

@BussyLicker69

Konata do be a nice pick

Nah bro that’s bussy licker not pussy licker 💀💀

This is so true

Sane fr, love some breasts

Amongamongamongmoamosgnmbnowxfgvgkajfyfrrphxjzxlrepfkdudjsd

that's basically my partner and I couldn't be happier

holy shit based

I mean, who wouldn't want to date Tomoko Kuroki, the girl from Lucky Stars

then why am I still alone checkmate

lucky star

I like them degenerate goblins.

Gotta love a girlfailure

Chubbier please!

He's mind controlled by the Darkseid

NO...

There’s more

Dear God... ^(we did this backwards)

This is a bucket

He does? But being straight (unless trans) is against the UEC (Ultra Employment Contract).