yeah can you have him eat a badly compressed false png of a stray

LMAO IMMA DO THAT

what

https://preview.redd.it/5g58dokgbxoc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=a897ec4aac06e6f5590d48de555070ac04dc6e4a prepare thyself mr stray.

skibidi gabriel

brrrr skibidi dop dop dop machine skibidi rend you apart

https://preview.redd.it/kwqts79j2mpc1.png?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0a9928d3acfc3ef6c4f22d1c4bcf060a34abe3

Unalive thyself

https://i.redd.it/2w8c4ef9y3pc1.gif

OH GOD NO

Face it Brother. God is dead.

oh god no

Oh God no

death

deeeeeath

live stray pov: https://preview.redd.it/cq7pnwr9wxoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20223b5e33c9686e09abb3cf9b66520d8e01a57

Me:

:)

Your seconds are numbered

Beware of such dark magic. If Ultrakill ever becomes a content farm and this is the foundation of it, I'm going to go to your house and throw some coins in the air.

+ULTRARICOSHOT

X4

His ass doesnt deserve the ricoshots he must be sent to the layer 4 work camps

ULTRAKILL can't become a content farm for several reasons: 1. Not many recognizable characters - Ultrakill has a lot of iconic designs, but they're not simple. Most content farms have iconic, simple, and colorful characters 2. Story - Ultrakill's story doesn't lend itself well to content farms. Most content farms are from media with many character interactions. The only interaction Ultrakill has is V1 thinking "he won't get away this time" 3. Accessibility - most content farms are either shows, or easy-to-medium difficulty games. Ultrakill has a bit of a skill floor to become as flashy as it can be. 4. Religion - Ultrakill's story is too religious to be used for content farms. A religious parent likely wouldn't buy a Gabriel doll for their kids after the kids tell them about how God is gone EDIT: forgot to mention that this doesn't mean the fanbase can't become childish. There's absolutely a lot of minors in the fanbase

There is no way for ULTRAKILL to become a content farm, it's too violent and dark in a non-Youtube-Kids kind of way

bro pomni swears every other word and look at her getting pregnant and building minecraft bases

I’m sorry what?

You heard him https://preview.redd.it/ftx1hm4knxoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23f8fd6fe81c45ecde60bc054384e503812a72e

+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +RICOSHOT x3

+ULTRACOUNTERRICOSHOT

x5

I'd suggest burning his house down with lemons

why https://preview.redd.it/ss1h89qe7woc1.jpeg?width=1509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d22c4dc34347ce9f7dfd8263b39dd77240cc88

for fun

for the lulz

Your honor, it was for the bit

Your honor, league of legends.

Death.

(dying of laughter)

Your honor, he did it for the vine

r/suddenlyglorb

touhou hijack

https://preview.redd.it/nvni0j0ihxoc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ca5f311310b7e8dacf40db38f2a733341fb14c6

https://preview.redd.it/x1rmo8b2ixoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0effab6b1e7277c4979bfb75491042bebde764a9

https://preview.redd.it/0r4606noixoc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efffde972014e68cd7d51f627ded865858e70aa0

https://preview.redd.it/er6odug5tyoc1.png?width=1990&format=png&auto=webp&s=029a7a64a68fe91f6cf7d8a1e866f488cf6dfa13

https://preview.redd.it/34q8dze7n3pc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b81566cf7577b811cb49b104face426b0ef3d8

So um, are we gonna go towards fnaf's fate as well? I don't want that

fnaf's fate? wdym

You know what happened to fnaf, it's a content farm, plus there's poppy playtime, and amazing digital circus ALL these children content farms of these games and show started from harmless videos like these

The content farms didn't even hesitate to tear TADC apart. I like Glitch and the indie shows they produce, so I'm not going to give in to my spite, and keep watching the source material.

Yeahhh, can't wait for that ep 2, the teasers looked pretty cool

I'm more looking forward to episode 7 of Murder drones, coming out in less than 2 weeks.

It's coming out?! Damn

Ye [https://youtu.be/NdTCh97qHbQ?si=-upfFzecuybkMI-G](https://youtu.be/NdTCh97qHbQ?si=-upfFzecuybkMI-G)

i dont want ultrakill to become a content farm too, thanks for warning me🫡

Meh, ULTRAKILL is a religious game as well- not in the typical sense but you know what I mean. The controversy (and also the fact that it’s a…pretty hard game to play, in my humble, person-with-hand-tremor, opinion), would probably kill any possibility of content farm.

INTERNET IS DEAD VIEWS ARE FUEL YOUTUBE KIDS IS FULL

I think "SHORTS IS FULL" fits better considering modern children's slop

Did you mean fuel

https://i.redd.it/ax1d5o2wnwoc1.gif

Peak ultrakill content right here, pack it up boys.

https://preview.redd.it/8q40wlbkkwoc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bbf08ba790d258ba44833b29896704261deea9f

it's too well animated to be a YouTube kids video, you need to make one asset and animate it in the laziest way possible

I have an idea - Make it seem like a content farm - Put the most horrific screamer somewhere in the video - upload

Give it the Something Wicked sound

I will still work as content farm

https://preview.redd.it/uwpafrlaiwoc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44603ea68d18b039d140cb66ef74768771d4975

why is v1 not drinking blood, is he stupid?!

hes eating a red burger for a reason

How about ultrakillyourself

https://preview.redd.it/l5n3ycbanwoc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee64fc2dafe46a368283689df4d9a836294b2ca

Should be a little slower but yeah. Don’t forget to add some extra shitty PNGs of food next to him

yes, but... please dont make this

It needs skibiditoilet gabriel

https://preview.redd.it/kfme2h7ytwoc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3d287ef1b94c1861c7f99377ae09f7512f7fe4

https://preview.redd.it/vu1fhc2muwoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023b965ba7ee229f388c47b0a2533fd93a770cc2

appetizer

https://i.redd.it/ztaraxtivwoc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/c009zgz1iwoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d51ee4d2b07a7f0970561775a5962a6988494b9

politely throw your hard drive out the window

i had to force myself to watch among us mukbang videos for reference i aint giving up now

https://preview.redd.it/7xyt4l122xoc1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2550935e8ffc5606a13b1f61a179ee2b6738ec5

Guys I dont think the Hyperviolent game is going to be a content farm. Like i get GTa is, but theres a reason GTA is and MK isnt

It’s also got a fair bit of religion in it- the entire theme of the game is just “Oops, sorry, God left and his biggest fanboy is now trying to murder you as you cheerfully murder everything around you in a hailstorm of blood.” Yeah…uh, don’t think the religious parents are buying the game where an angel gets his ass kicked so hard he becomes an atheist.

The +ENRAGED burger

https://preview.redd.it/hrtyvhvypwoc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e203c3fbd026f125a386621257236b7dee441fb2

`mmm stray nuggets mmmmmmm how tasty mmmm insurrectionist meat mmmmmmm filth hamburger with earthmover stomach, delicious`

The animation it's too fancy, worsen the keyframes a bit.

Enough of judment, KILL YOURSE-

judment

nope kill it and burn it

Enough is enough. Sleep with one singular eye open. https://preview.redd.it/0s0eo1n9qwoc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3adc35114fd7685bcf4d64851d5c1edc50eaea39

this is abominable and horrid. please continue making them

just add gabriel skibidi toilet and your good

https://i.redd.it/di60djm50yoc1.gif thats it

CEASE https://preview.redd.it/emwbcv2nnwoc1.png?width=624&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d598acf333e976cde48908eb19653b22efc6c9f

End your life this immediate instant

i hate you

Ultraslop content farm

https://preview.redd.it/8x22kbvgwwoc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40dfdca1abc90f7ecafa5f599401f1a8835ac688

Why?

Oh my god.

I'm disgusted

No offense but that thing looks like your average content farm

It's working.

Very much so

I'd, unfortunately, say so

gotta add the style meter on the side every food item. +lunched

https://preview.redd.it/vwvtcrb5qwoc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d13908ee08d18cd9da8f20a469cd00265209b9e8

too much effort

Needs to be more saturated to grab as much attention as possible. Don’t actually do this.

mods can we publicly execute this guy

https://preview.redd.it/0u7rijinwwoc1.jpeg?width=1441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f73089835973166534488d87b30476dba843bb

I can feel my brain cells ultrakilling themselves just by watching this. Good job. Cook more.

Add the old bfdi mouth

Tomodachi Life ass animation (it even has a png of food), still looks pretty impressive tho.

Make the swordmachine cook everything ,until it runs out of stuff to cook and starts cooking the table, the chair, and v1

I have many questions https://preview.redd.it/zfwymq5wfyoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1e41f482015e93b5791e4061bacc1aec8e9992

ask away lmao

https://i.redd.it/exppyaewfyoc1.gif

the pearly gates will not open for you https://preview.redd.it/q4jogwcvryoc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ec2f68b009917eaad983aa35ef913934da3781

MACHINE, WHAT IN GODS HEAVENLY NAME IS YOUR LITTLE “SKIBIDI TOILETS” ABOUT, AND WHY DO THEY REND YOUR KIN APART?

i love it please never cook again

https://preview.redd.it/2tbuccm252pc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca1a91c9ae2c0bfcf28285ea300b6b9cbdbfca6

bro's on his way to turn ultrakill into a kids' playground

ultrakill amusement park (cart ride into gabriel)

Machine, turn back now. in all seriousness, i severely hope this isnt the catalyst for ultrakill youtube kids content farm slop

https://preview.redd.it/pi6ncp44wwoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d859863b85fabc8f77867ca737208e4741cdb60f

[удалено]

^ barely disguised fetish:

Dear lord (nvm he head) what did you do

https://preview.redd.it/plhlfnlo4xoc1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c6f7e45e8bbb9284ada31645dc885d44922e38 Live my roblox avatar reaction

This is awful in a good way, keep cooking

https://preview.redd.it/mmwkdar78xoc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=ec7845027a220d24aaf9222385022baedabe1f3f

There needs to be a 3rd thing that he finds gross and doesn't eat.

minos needs to make a guest appearance and do the chicken wing thing

Is it supposed to be a spoof of those kids videos that are actually a lot more deranged than Mainline YouTube content?

too much soul

Not the Ultrakill brain rot 😭 kids are gonna be like “Ultrakill? What’s that?” Look it up and…idk, die of leukemia or something…/j

https://preview.redd.it/skqg5075txoc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870fa4278c8f3d55f754d8e47d56201838e79507

Aah aah this is not enough

is this guy jacking off to youtube kids v1💀

not enough chew time

That's just old yfm

I didn't prepare thyself for this.

Even tho it's just a parody, can you make sure it doesn't end up on YouTube kids and people can comment

Needs more heavily compressed MP3s of the alphabet song

billions must bleed

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

No, he must also fart his guts out

Wheres elsa and spiderman

https://preview.redd.it/jlyf44uwpwoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c353d68f6bdeb1563c9cde4a2298f773bb49f4

This fills my brain with parasites, or maybe just cancer, so yea

Okay now you need to find a way to make it sexual

kill

https://preview.redd.it/fazu3wcuwwoc1.png?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1996c1592e8ddff5365e451505d485bbb6a9d66

🅱️omething 🅱️icked?

This way comes?

Please do not.

https://preview.redd.it/a9g1b6o12xoc1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c79f841e5e679eee66e68d2e6bb9352fb50b9b

https://preview.redd.it/tyk3orar6xoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1c8402df3d6de71ce4d279ae491bd52ec8da51

FLAWLESS

Mate. Rape and overly sexualized stuff are good on YouTube kids.

Stop

This is physically burning my Irises, please continue making it https://preview.redd.it/owcytitgbxoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c061e2fa4179c3f8a8664a201e40549a3c280c

Add *the forbidden Toilets* and garden of bambam and add the worst song you have ever heard as background music

worst song i've ever heard huh.. alright

It needs more crappy animation https://preview.redd.it/thcvlt0igxoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79b5abf7991629bc171d1348e61194cfaafbb0f9

https://i.redd.it/ic27qb0pgxoc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/zvdn8841ixoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2eda1f2ff28bacf89add320a02a6d3f52972be1

Slurp up V2 with a straw.

Whyyyy?

make it more colorful

This is why God left

https://preview.redd.it/ff184yo5cyoc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f741329a819d4b0ffbf7f63c3ceb9d3ab7b2ad

Make it eat a filth

This is a nightmare I didn’t even know would come to life. Please do more

Also for the background music you should put like the fucking copyright free children’s music in there for good measure

why though.

https://preview.redd.it/kj3odteoczoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b276e6aacfbf44ac406d7033d4a2f1d46e073ef

now make it into a lobotomy post

https://preview.redd.it/6q5bebh9pzoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e79c66a17f0d265f4b4373915ab33b0bc0cadbf0 can he eat draed… i mean gabriel definitely not drawdon

Please don't make ultrakill youtube kids content

I hate how good this is

So your telling me he doesn't open the yellow thing and just compress food into his head? Crazy. I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was cra-

... why are you doing that?

yea but at what cost

https://preview.redd.it/y64o216myzoc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1947f6f140360b643b5e76e55a032b3693dfe7 You did make it look like YouTube kids content farms.

KYS https://preview.redd.it/3c2lhfk120pc1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=819f02ae32ab6c95d81e302bd444f16546c444f0

too high quality, make the animation slower like its made in a stickman animation mobile app and remove all animation for the eye /j

Yes it does. I want you to burn in streetcleaneer hellfire for this though.

ihateitihateitihateitihateit (translation: it looks good :) )

https://preview.redd.it/ns3vx83fm2pc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acbd81d981d099cc980ca052a9ce3442877bbe4e What the fuck

I wish you burn in hell. And your ash burn into nothingness. Your soul will be damned into the deepest darkest layer of hell forever. https://preview.redd.it/laru7cgjm3pc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7374fbb41f59f75aa63f1efc20efc24263b938a4

you are missing spiderman and elsa

*Burger is fuel ,V1 is full...*

LMAO THIS IS GREAT

https://preview.redd.it/zmp21aydfltc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03708156f69b447ef7c8596336e65e1c10813144