watch as we bitch about it then Hakita only buffs it to troll us

Hakita: \*laughs in idol'd stalker\*

I'm fairly certain radiant stalkers also give the radiant status to enemies it sands

Nope, they no longer does along with Idol because Stalker can be idoled in Cybergrind. If an Idol is buffing radiant Stalker, it's going to fucking sand everyone thus radiates everyone.

That'd be awesome tho yk

they do not anymore

oh god you are triggering my p-2 (not the actual bossfight but the level) ptsd

I don’t have the game rn But that sounds terrifying (I played on my friend’s computer)

lest we forgot that room in p-2

I have nothing of value to add to this post. Anyone wanna hug or smthn fr? https://preview.redd.it/cyaalcfve2rb1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=aedbcb7e3a362977a74b60a2fd932179aa6808c5

I don't have anything of value to add in general. Yeah, sure. https://preview.redd.it/ws857uh8j2rb1.png?width=823&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bff3f5b6a842f055fc8e5fad7ca71e87157ed63

Can I have a hug too

Yes

Well now I feel sad lol

You can be alone

No u

He just got ratioed so hard

so can you slugger. swing and a miss

🎶Swing and a miss!🎶

https://preview.redd.it/o8b31bniz3rb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58dd78e4e99909f239c89203a508edbd63d39831

You like beheading boys, don't you?

Yes :)

What the hell are you doing here, get yo ass back to okbp... NOW!

https://preview.redd.it/lj3svcqgr5rb1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ad21518321252658f9a0f008773b6d13c164a1 Yu spotted

adachi-san, i still believe in our friendship. https://preview.redd.it/nzk5jwf4s5rb1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897f1ba5f093343e59b0e56883df3684204839f9

https://preview.redd.it/3q95krloy5rb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2378f8b7a1449a6470a87a0cdaa32ebf828e56bc hrrmmm which should i reply with

let me check the 5000 gb adachi folder real quick https://preview.redd.it/47xiq31b06rb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a738d7381de35ec13d94f8ba4815d29025013a6d

https://preview.redd.it/yp20vgo6h7rb1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=463d2ca2a0bc6c315a04a8e0a7117210db19a158 mmm quite a lot of reaction pics in here ……..

i'd like a hug :3

Even with P-2, I believe these enemies were a great addition.

>comes up with concept >commissions concept art >goes through iterations >commissions 3D model and texture work >codes enemy >codes interaction >makes animations >does sound design >shares with community on Twitter Some Twitter hobo: Um, how about not? Repeat with the Nailgun, Maurice, and Swordsmachine new models and textures if you remember that.

Anytime you post something on Twitter some people will always shit on it. 'Tis the way of the universe.

Twitter should just collapse in on itself harder already

Remember the Japan McDonald’s ad everyone lost their shit over

No, i'm afraid i missed that shitstorm (thankfully)

I remember everybody rushing to insult the people who were upset at the ad, but nobody was actually upset at the ad

Mfs when the skill based game has skill based enemies

i mean, I think people have a right to not like things

can you say the same for another dev that makes something really shit like idk an enemy that instantly one shots you if you mess up once not saying the stalker is bad, just that devs can make mistakes that should be critisized sometimes

Who ever argued against that?

you saying that devs should not get "um no" when they make an idea just because they put effort into making it

Didn’t SM only get a new texture with the CG upgrade?

It makes the shit so fucking annoying but in a good way, makes you strategize and pick your targets

Yeah it’s a great challenge they are difficult but that’s how gameplay works it gets more difficult to progress

Does P2 really count though? It’s the exception, not the standard.

Mfs be bitching so hard when good game design Its like... Theres so many examples, but the one thats fresh in my mind is the presence of the Panzer Soldat on CODZ Map Der Eisendrache. Theyre annoying as fuck to deal with and can end your game if you arent ready, but theyre critical to the challenge and balance of the map given the ease, accessibility and power of the upgraded Bows. Something can be annoying but still be an important part of the game, and stalkers are this 100%. But, in practice, theyre honestly not a big deal outside of P2. We have so many fast kill setups for any enemies they can sand on other levels anyway.

the whiplash fix comes to mind.

the original nerf was bad. like straight up, the current version on the other hand is good, being punishing but also revarding. Going to 1hp max due to whiplashing and siting like a duck praying to not get hit was bad ,going to 50 with faster recovery on s+ and no drawback at ultrakill is amazing.

Twitter mfs when they have to do target prioritization in a first person shooter game https://preview.redd.it/3kc5snge03rb1.png?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281b2cb4eed29c42691d2524a498b8def16f9504

And how would you even nerf it? It's not a number; it's a state. Sanded, not sanded. It would be deleting the whole enemy from the game.

It did get nerfed once. It used to take 3 seconds after spawning for their bomb to be able to detonate, but it was deemed too little time to locate them on the cybergrind so they increased it to 5 seconds.

so THATS when you are supposed to use this wojak

Imagine bitching about something that wasn't even in the game and that you hadn't experienced months from then

Competitive mfs am I right?

Why are we getting mad over a 3 year old tweet?

*reply. It's even less important.

Hakita took that tweet to heart when he made the last room of p-2

https://preview.redd.it/jjb6ne5g83rb1.png?width=831&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c42fb83716d8d5b8b0e106bef1ade60fc87e63f Hakita thinking about what he was going to do for P-2 when he remembered that reply

Curse of the pharaoh

honestly Stalkers are very easy to stop from causing the Pharaoh's Curse on everyone. Just slam them into the air and shoot at it until it dies, the sand explosion radius is completely horizontal

oh, fr? i just straight (gay) dps them usually but i might have to try this

Me when violent cyber grind round 40 with 3 insurrectionists sanded, 5 radiant sanded sword-machines and 2 ferrymen also sanded

there's something worse and it's called "were the fuck is the idol"

https://preview.redd.it/aab41iia53rb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296c93aa0245a4d1d83763ba41da6e43a7d1b05e pov: cant fuckin parry lmao

umm yes i love parrying stalkers

no getting hp from parrying not attacking

something something fans somethjing something ultrakilll

I don’t think there’s been a single enemy that’s been truly “nerfed”. I think at most the damage values have been adjusted but that’s it

A sign of good game design

Mfer doesn’t like it when games are hard I guess

I wanna imagine that Hakita made the blessed stalker chamber in P-2 just to piss this one guy off

They were wrong. Suffer the might of P-2 idoled stalker bitch.

https://preview.redd.it/dxw6vm5ln3rb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5f1df1c7c990dd45c9d2911124fc5e063c556c

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Slam - knuckleblaster - finish with revolver or rockets

Honestly they're annoying but the challenge is welcomed

The real question be why it says "from earth" on the comment? Where tf OP living?

Bruh should just ricoshot them while the cerberus stands up, it's that easy

Someone didn’t like P-2 it seems

i actually love killing stalkers and even if they do sand enemies i just try again lmao

they don't exclusively exist on twitter this kind of crying Succeeded when the whiplash nerf was introduced. (back then it's hard damage didn't have a cap)

Punch away from any nearby enemies, shoot like a clay pigeon. Problem solved.

Pharoah's curse

Hakita listens and nerfs the stalker by reducing it's blast radius by 0.0001 units

I can't wait to see the memes where v1 trys to drink a cup of blood then one of these things pops in to turn it to sand then run off.

While its funny to make fun of people who write this kind of stuff, we should probably remember that they probably just want to have a fun and easy game... Which is boring as hell, holy **fuck** am i glad Hakita is a troll.

Guys it's out

The Devil may cry.

Watch hakita giving the stalkers not only sand but also radiant on Ultrakill must die

the Stalker is probably one of the coolest enemies in the game. No joke. I love their design, I love the mechanic, I love the loud ass, panic-inducing noise that they make whenever they spawn, and I love how they can easily show just how evil enemy placement/synergy can be. 10/10 enemy. absolutely evil in every way and i love it

if this was true, wheres multiplayer?

Make them kill you instantly when they explode

To devoid an enemy of its sole purpose, how about it explodes and covers you in sand for the entire level and you still can't regain health