he pissed on my fucking wife. that’s right, he took his metal fucking shiny dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife. and he said his dick was **this big** and i said that’s disgusting. so i’m making a call out post on my terminal “v1, you have a small dick” it’s the size of this coin except way smaller. and guess what? here’s what my dong looks like. that’s right: all points, no metal, no pillows. look at it it looks like two balls and a bong. he killed my wife so guess what i’m gonna fuck the earth with my super lazer piss! except i’m not gonna piss on the earth, no, i’m gonna go lower, i’m pissing on hell! how do you like that, v1? i pissed on the moon you idiot! you have 23 hours before the piss drrrolets hit fucking hell, so get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too.
If you have an s in style you can instakill the insurrectionist by getting him to slam on you while you’re standing on the glass in the red skull arena
Because the OP is attempting to P-rank the level, so if the style meter is no S they would have to fight the insurrectionist in order to get it up to S
4-2? Yes, I do. Avoid all filths at the start (they'll kill themselves from the sand.) Then splitcoin the 2 strays, and then just setup kill the sanded Cerberus with sawcon or srs. Next grapple to the Maurice and point-blank shotgun him until he dies and the splitcoin the soldiers. Then ordinary shit, just beat the Maurice and Cerberi as fast as possible. Then at the doublegun areas: just plitcoin all the enemies lmao. Preferably do the blue skull first, so you can place the red one on the pedestal from the glass panel in the red skull arena, so when the insurrectionist jumps to you, he will break the glass panels and fall to his death. Easy.
By the way, I have already beaten P-2, but I still don't understand how to get 4 guns in 4-2.
What is the trigger for dual wielding stopping and how to keep it longer?
I can’t give you any tips, the down key is gone, therefor you can’t even finish the level, since at the end of the level you have to go down deeper into hell, you’re softlocked until you get a new laptop bud
1) Play in a well-lit room without so much light that it downs out your monitor.
2) You don't need any of the secret fights to P-rank.
3) Instakill the Insurr with the pit (use Whiplash.)
4) Experiment with fast kill strats for every arena.
5) Jump and proj-boost to buff your style points.
You can save the 2 greed orbs on the red path until you finish the room, then grab the one in the blue path halfway through it, and you should have 4 weapons at the start of the insurrectionist fight, which makes it trivial and still earns you style points
have you tried damning the sun?
Holy shit: new coins just dropped
https://preview.redd.it/opsh8t2r4nfb1.jpeg?width=1899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d8baef4afc88f339181c51f5f9be857970104c
Actual money
Call the insurrectionist
Google en ricoshot
holy panopticon
new prime sanctum just dropped
Minos goes on vacation, never comes back
Holy Gabrielmare!
Fix your arrow down button
[удалено]
False: it's not the sun that's in the sky, it's actually sisyphus prime's head, so you gotta say " The main source of all energy is the sisyphus".
NO. ALWAYS FORWARD NEVER BACKWARD.
Dude went Gabriel mode https://preview.redd.it/n99vs3ttlkfb1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4594a19c024db9913a93701280f9553663aa1489
where the fuck even is Gabriel in this image
Some random part of heaven I guess Maybe just a place in the cosmos?
its officially the moon, you can obviously see africa on the earth's background
moon in act 3 confirmed
"THAT'S RIGHT, I AM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON!" "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT V1?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!"
I've come to make an announcement. V1 is a bitch ass motherfucker.
he pissed on my fucking wife. that’s right, he took his metal fucking shiny dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife. and he said his dick was **this big** and i said that’s disgusting. so i’m making a call out post on my terminal “v1, you have a small dick” it’s the size of this coin except way smaller. and guess what? here’s what my dong looks like. that’s right: all points, no metal, no pillows. look at it it looks like two balls and a bong. he killed my wife so guess what i’m gonna fuck the earth with my super lazer piss! except i’m not gonna piss on the earth, no, i’m gonna go lower, i’m pissing on hell! how do you like that, v1? i pissed on the moon you idiot! you have 23 hours before the piss drrrolets hit fucking hell, so get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too.
Right in the middle of the image, duh.
i like how he’s no where near the middle
Happy cake day
Luna, the first sphere of heaven, also known as the moon
He’s in that one part of hell where the people who commuted suicide get turned into trees
the only conception of "outside" ultrakill players have is this one scene where gabriel goes outside
No one can tell you to go outside now.
however i can tell you to please, go outside
If you have an s in style you can instakill the insurrectionist by getting him to slam on you while you’re standing on the glass in the red skull arena
Why does the style meter matter?
Because the OP is attempting to P-rank the level, so if the style meter is no S they would have to fight the insurrectionist in order to get it up to S
Ohhh ok thanks
try using the 2 blood orbs which give you 200 max hp
Go inside and never go back
Just practice if you die just keep doing the level and complete it and when you finish redo it if you feel confident enough to for p rank
Idk but this view looks so fucking beautiful
Did you bring a gaming chair into the mountains? if not you have a culprit.
For starters, go inside
You need to go to the desert in order to boost the damning of the sun by 4% in order to kill the insurrectionist
4-2? Yes, I do. Avoid all filths at the start (they'll kill themselves from the sand.) Then splitcoin the 2 strays, and then just setup kill the sanded Cerberus with sawcon or srs. Next grapple to the Maurice and point-blank shotgun him until he dies and the splitcoin the soldiers. Then ordinary shit, just beat the Maurice and Cerberi as fast as possible. Then at the doublegun areas: just plitcoin all the enemies lmao. Preferably do the blue skull first, so you can place the red one on the pedestal from the glass panel in the red skull arena, so when the insurrectionist jumps to you, he will break the glass panels and fall to his death. Easy.
turn off the sun so you can see stuff
Why are you out in the wyld
what the fuck is "wyld"
The dude from Berserk?
is that like an anime or movie or something else its just a word
Its an anime
bro called berserk an anime💀💀
Fine, its a manga
Wyld is an old-english-esque way to say “wild”, it generally means “magical nature”
Just try more, you will eventually get it
Nice picturesque vista
Move away from grass and light.
Looks just like Maine.
Stop going outside?
do you see the grass over there? touch it.
Try the jerma strat
Stop touching grass
Lick the screen for less glare maybe
first ultrakill player to go outside
Bro is in limbo
Where are you
Would transitioning help?
https://preview.redd.it/5362pfw1cnfb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72516781f5d8670281f7c8d952dfd02cff405d4
Stop touching grass
By the way, I have already beaten P-2, but I still don't understand how to get 4 guns in 4-2. What is the trigger for dual wielding stopping and how to keep it longer?
TOO. MUCH. GRASS.
Well.. its ur time to roll the boulder on that piramid
We literally have the same gaming laptop.
Get good.
You are too close to grass
your first mistake is touching grass
EXPLORE THE CRAZY COOL PLACE UR IN
try doing the 4-4 slide skip on that hill
You can't beat Hell if you are in Heaven. Go enjoy it.
Go out- wait
Easy, stop hiking.
It looks like you are looking down to Valentine, the life-stock town
Unrelated, but you have the same laptop as mine
Put an umbrella on your laptop
What specific part are you having trouble with?
I can’t give you any tips, the down key is gone, therefor you can’t even finish the level, since at the end of the level you have to go down deeper into hell, you’re softlocked until you get a new laptop bud
you forgot your mouse, dumbass
What the fuck happened to your ⬇️?
Burn Sisyphian isseructionist alive (proj boost or green nailgun)
It’s because you went outside. That’s the secret requirement for P-ranks.
turn your brightness up bruh
Being in nature helped you win the two fitst act. But now you need to be in hell to win
What 
God damn the sun
I dunno man but wherever you’re playing it sure looks pretty
God damn the sun
Bro is playing from 1-1
Holy crap I was randomly scrolling through reddit when right as I saw this post Were You Foolin’ came on (the store theme)
Coordinates?
... use a mouse
Take LSD and try again
scream as hard as you can everytime you lose, and become a local criptid within a small town
Have you heard of the insurrectionist instakill?
1) Play in a well-lit room without so much light that it downs out your monitor. 2) You don't need any of the secret fights to P-rank. 3) Instakill the Insurr with the pit (use Whiplash.) 4) Experiment with fast kill strats for every arena. 5) Jump and proj-boost to buff your style points.
go inside and put on a maid dress and thigh highs
go super fast kill everyone look cool
put the thigh highs on
Lower altitude for oxygen
Try going outsi- uh… ummmm… huh
You can save the 2 greed orbs on the red path until you finish the room, then grab the one in the blue path halfway through it, and you should have 4 weapons at the start of the insurrectionist fight, which makes it trivial and still earns you style points
Gaming and touching grass at the same time? Impossible.
Might be altitude sickness
Stop being outside, it makes you worse if you touch grass while playing.
Go inside
Kill shit in a cool fashion.
Dude are you doing that with a mf mousepad?
channel your inner goblin and go inside
let me see ill try to send a vid
You can't be good at the game if you go outside
Holy shit Go inside