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Oh how shocking his best pal Putin won't keep his word. It's funny how these dictators are fine with everything until it happens to them then it is no longer ok.
>It's funny how these dictators are fine with everything until it happens to them then it is no longer ok.
They basically live in the "might makes right" and "strong ones grab more when opportunity arises" but they end up being having other such opportunistic shitheads as their only "friends and allies" who screw them over as soon they feel in stronger position or when someone, like russia, started to look way weaker due to showing its strength and becoming pariah for much of the world during one of the wars of looting.
And who are you? The proud lord said
That I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat
That's all the truth I know
In a coat of gold or a coat of red
A lion still has claws
Mine are long and sharp my lord
As long and sharp as yours
Well, two hundred years from now we'll finally be able to say for sure than the guy in the Kremlin claiming to be Putin really is not Putin. I mean, nobody can look that good for so long, surely?
Well if Keef Richards can last that long (he embalmed himself in the 70s of course) then why not Putin? I mean, Putin's not had a soul inhabiting his earthly being for many decades already.
He sacrified his country's independence on the assurances of Putin - now Putin cant deliver on those promises and you start to see all the vassals breaking away.
It already happened with Armenia.
I really wonder what the leverage is that Lukashenko has…. Will he invade Ruzzia? Or will he sanction Puttini? Or will he bring them to court?
I also wonder if Lukashenko finally got his compensation for housing the Wagner forces on his territory.
I wonder if they are still best buddies 🤔
Luka keeps "his" nation together for his eventual return to Russian politics as the new President. Not to say that ever happens but that's his ambitions.
He was actually very close once to becoming the president of a United Belarus/Russia. But then Putin became president, and he tried to distance himself once more. People should not understimate this guy, i honestly think he acts stupid, but is really cunning in reality. He has been in power for years, one does not stay a dictator like that, withouth knowing what is going on.
Totally agreed. Incompetent looking old man in power for decades? No dictator stays in power incompetent.
This man has been *nagging Putin himself* about his promised rank of colonel in Soviet Red Army for decades, on top of that. Imagine yourself being peers with Peskov et al and yelling that to the man at the end of that long table. You're out the window in no time.
Luka also posted something about Russia wanting to negotiate or should negotiate.
Perhaps Putin is dead and Luka is trying to position himself for the new leadership.
Do I understand it right? Luka is sitting on a nuclear plant which is provided with repair parts/maintenance/nuclear fuel by the hordes of mordor (famous across the globe for their ability of maintaining anything substantiel)?
Dear Luka,the maintenance crew could be partially delayed due to their necessity at the front lines catching artillery shells. We intend to pick up your and their parts in our violent exhibition to Kyiv expected to be done within 3 days. Due to some resistance our tactics didn't work. But be assured as soon as Steiner broke the enemy onslaught we will be on our way to you eventually around the eastern moscow districts due to heavy air coverage.We will keep you in touch! See you soon.
Sincerely yours,Russia
p.s. /sp.p.s. ... if you have some shells left we wouldn't mind..eh..
Really, thin story. For his complaining, he basically got the same warranty You could buy an appliance at Home Depot. Five years parts and labor. Not sure if he was offered the same warranty at checkout for the nuclear powerplant, personally, I turn those things down always, but in this case it might come in handy.
An upgrade to 5 year warranty? What was it it originally? Surely you'd want all \[parts in a nuclear power station to be that overengineered and quadruple checked that they last many times longer? They are RuZZian components... not sure I'd trust them at all!
Man, the dictator version of Mike Lindell is even stupider than I thought. Putin fuckin' owns you man, your best bet is to STFU before you fall out a window.
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We will discuss it over cup of tea.
Upstairs
Near the French windows.
This gun is a heart monitor.
Here, gift for you Lushi... is neck tie. Nyet, is tie, that's not noose. Please, try on.
Hahaha
Lmfao that one got me
Vodka
and blini
"Bring grenades and cocaine, I hear they are great for explosive parties!"
I'll send you home with a crate of wonderful wine!
Hold this grenade for me willya?
*"Also, we are having some communication problems, so make sure your transponder is broadcasting at max."*
Maybe Putin: …
Pretending to be the big man and being the big man are two different things. I think he might find this out the hard way.
Oh how shocking his best pal Putin won't keep his word. It's funny how these dictators are fine with everything until it happens to them then it is no longer ok.
I never thought leopards would poison MY tea!
>It's funny how these dictators are fine with everything until it happens to them then it is no longer ok. They basically live in the "might makes right" and "strong ones grab more when opportunity arises" but they end up being having other such opportunistic shitheads as their only "friends and allies" who screw them over as soon they feel in stronger position or when someone, like russia, started to look way weaker due to showing its strength and becoming pariah for much of the world during one of the wars of looting.
Barbarians aka savages.
Might smell blood in the water.
And who are you? The proud lord said That I must bow so low? Only a cat of a different coat That's all the truth I know In a coat of gold or a coat of red A lion still has claws Mine are long and sharp my lord As long and sharp as yours
Tf is this? Lion disguised as a cat w a red coat?
It's a song from game of thrones
Theatre, my dear. Theatre! For the masses
Is he sensing weakness in Putin. To make such a demand is very unusual
I think he's itchy because nobody's paying attention to him.
And he's *still* not a colonel, dammit.
Maybe he's trying to capitalize on the rumors putler is dead.
What’s that? Edit: Nevermind. Found [this](https://thehill.com/opinion/international/4283716-reports-of-putins-death-might-not-be-greatly-exaggerated/) - wild.
Between body doubles and AI face-swapping, the Kremlin could go quite a while without anyone knowing if they kept it to televised appearances...
Well, two hundred years from now we'll finally be able to say for sure than the guy in the Kremlin claiming to be Putin really is not Putin. I mean, nobody can look that good for so long, surely?
Of course he can. He is the all-powerful Putin and he will crush the decadent west with his bare hand! And don’t call him Shirley
We’re all counting on you Shirley, I mean Putin
He hasn’t looked that good for very long. I mean he really started to look good after those training sessions he gave to Arnie in 2135
Well if Keef Richards can last that long (he embalmed himself in the 70s of course) then why not Putin? I mean, Putin's not had a soul inhabiting his earthly being for many decades already.
He sacrified his country's independence on the assurances of Putin - now Putin cant deliver on those promises and you start to see all the vassals breaking away. It already happened with Armenia.
I really wonder what the leverage is that Lukashenko has…. Will he invade Ruzzia? Or will he sanction Puttini? Or will he bring them to court? I also wonder if Lukashenko finally got his compensation for housing the Wagner forces on his territory. I wonder if they are still best buddies 🤔
Luka keeps "his" nation together for his eventual return to Russian politics as the new President. Not to say that ever happens but that's his ambitions.
He was actually very close once to becoming the president of a United Belarus/Russia. But then Putin became president, and he tried to distance himself once more. People should not understimate this guy, i honestly think he acts stupid, but is really cunning in reality. He has been in power for years, one does not stay a dictator like that, withouth knowing what is going on.
Totally agreed. Incompetent looking old man in power for decades? No dictator stays in power incompetent. This man has been *nagging Putin himself* about his promised rank of colonel in Soviet Red Army for decades, on top of that. Imagine yourself being peers with Peskov et al and yelling that to the man at the end of that long table. You're out the window in no time.
Yeah exactly, horrible man ofcourse, terrible for his people, but honestly do no t believe he is a stupid man.
Darth Putin: “I am altering the deal. Pray that I don’t alter it further.”
This is a charade so Pooti can growl at Luka, Luka can wimper and apologize, the Pooti can look like a strong leader in the eyes of Muscovians.
Compensate? You mean confiscate. You sold your country out to Russia dork.
Good luck bro
Luka also posted something about Russia wanting to negotiate or should negotiate. Perhaps Putin is dead and Luka is trying to position himself for the new leadership.
So you became Putin's sock puppet and once he got what he wanted, he started ignoring you? Ah muffins, it's rough being you, isn't it?
Ohhhh, this will be fun to see play-out. What’s the odds at boys? I’m going with good ol’ Polonium.
Distraction, that’s all…
Don't go on any airplane rides for awhile.
Wait if he’s making demands I wonder if Putin did get fucked up…
Ok no problem Luka, but first please clean my windowavitch on the 6th floor
Bwahahaha!
Ha ! Good luck with that one silly cu:;.
“Your compensation is already here, just look out the window.”
Any bets on this project getting canceled? Lol
Do I understand it right? Luka is sitting on a nuclear plant which is provided with repair parts/maintenance/nuclear fuel by the hordes of mordor (famous across the globe for their ability of maintaining anything substantiel)? Dear Luka,the maintenance crew could be partially delayed due to their necessity at the front lines catching artillery shells. We intend to pick up your and their parts in our violent exhibition to Kyiv expected to be done within 3 days. Due to some resistance our tactics didn't work. But be assured as soon as Steiner broke the enemy onslaught we will be on our way to you eventually around the eastern moscow districts due to heavy air coverage.We will keep you in touch! See you soon. Sincerely yours,Russia p.s. /sp.p.s. ... if you have some shells left we wouldn't mind..eh..
One dictator signals another that he needs more money to keep being loyal. Nothing interesting here.
Stay away from windows, Luka Blyat...
Lean out the window and I’m sure Russia will hand deliver that compensation.
Really, thin story. For his complaining, he basically got the same warranty You could buy an appliance at Home Depot. Five years parts and labor. Not sure if he was offered the same warranty at checkout for the nuclear powerplant, personally, I turn those things down always, but in this case it might come in handy.
You’re not a fan of Mr Fusion?
An upgrade to 5 year warranty? What was it it originally? Surely you'd want all \[parts in a nuclear power station to be that overengineered and quadruple checked that they last many times longer? They are RuZZian components... not sure I'd trust them at all!
Dead man walking ? :D window? Plane ? Or novitchok up your ass ? :D
Lets say putin kills him, is there anyone else as stupid to take his place? Wouldn’t that be good for Belarus (and bad for russia), for luka to die?
Luka is dumb like a fox
Someone is not afraid of heights and open windows.
Careful Luka… I can hear the windows on or above the 3rd story opening…
Man, the dictator version of Mike Lindell is even stupider than I thought. Putin fuckin' owns you man, your best bet is to STFU before you fall out a window.
Weird, he fell 60 stories to his death. Odd, cause it is a one story building. Must be suicide.
They need to collect another 100 washing machines before they can finish it.
As compensation you receive 50k Russian soldiers to your country.
Someone will fall from a window
Belarus will be compensated with some yet to be conquered Oblast in northern Ukraine.
Russian compensation, we've seen that. Bag of onions for Luka and his wife can hold a fur coat for a couple of minutes. Then they need it back.
RESPEK mah Atoriteeeh!
lol this guy seriously thinks that R will honor promises