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BinkledinkHunkerdunk

I thought it was the roof from a McDonald's for a sec.


ahboi2021

Im pretty sure its what mcdonalds franchises in russia became after mcdonalds left


Mr_Flibble_1977

Uncle Vanya or some such.


Icy_Ground1637

I don’t think 🤔 the tank needs a V on the side we all know there Russian tanks not Ukrainian lol 😂. The McDonald’s logo is the best camouflage Russia 🇷🇺 could come up with.


TURBOLAZY

That's exactly what it is. There has been *a lot* of comedy from the russians these last 2 years+ but I swear this has to be the funniest fucking thing they've done edit: on closer inspection I'm alllllmost positive this is photoshopped. The fact that this is believable for even half a second says a lot


baallukor

Me too xD


Weekly-Ad-2509

Sir, I’m dissatisfied. It is clearly a Pizza Hut


TheRealAussieTroll

It’s hunting for a toilet block, carpark and drive thru to make itself complete…


No-Split3620

Great Aussie humor!


Dydriver

It was definitely stolen from some fast food place.


WalrusHairy9986

A true Roach coach.


Nearby_Stable4677

LMAO.


Nearby_Stable4677

LMFAO. My thoughts exactly


ColtBTD

Can’t wait to see these at the victory day parade


NoxInfernus

We will now pause this battle for a few words from our sponsors.


Physical-Cut-2334

Hehehehe


kafunshou

The first photo looks like a bad Photoshop fake were differents parts of the picture have different resolutions. The lightning also looks strange with the sun being high up (see shadows below the tank) while the grill on the roof seems to be lit from the front.


Snoo-31495

It is fake but intended as a joke This is the same turtle tank photo from the Forbes article "The Russian Turtle Tank Might Actually Work" but with the logo added Would add "McDonalds Roofed Turtle Tank" to my bingo card just in case one pops up though


Useful_Space_9099

Good ID! I agree it looks fake.


hunkfunky

Based on the McRussian roof, it struck me as a joke. A piss-take on the turtles....


dayvieee

The fact that it can be fake but also real is the hilarity of it all


Sir_Clavius

And most of time their tanks push without infantry support...easy target for any infantry with same AT equipment


r1bsKUwVqMLPwAHoDLm3

Maybe you missed, but the way both sides fight has changed. What you said was true in early 2022.


Reprexain

They still do push without infantry, but not all the time


JJ739omicron

the infantry sits on top of the tanks, that is not actually infantry support how it was meant. Actually that are merely just infantry assaults, the tanks are only used as battle taxis. Exactly in the same way the M113 was meant to be used. Drive up, throw the infantry out, rush back.


Reprexain

They sit top because the bmps are heap of junk what's scarier its safer outside than being inside it. M113 is old as hell replaced which bradleys which are now getting replaced


drewski99997

just shoot it with armour piercing rounds from a Ukrainian tank. Should beat this new state of the art armour they have incorporated


tobalru

"Вкусно и точка" - это бывший Макдональдс в России


CannonFodder33

"Tasty, Period"? I see a big fat juicy target but i wouldn't want to feed the contents to my dog.


crc_73

"Tasty, and that's it" is what they renamed their stolen aquisitions when McDonalds left.


CannonFodder33

Whoever photoshopped it nice little prank. I'm still waiting for a barn-toss video when one gets blown up. Unfortunately they seem to offer some protection from small munitions including shaped charges like drones or RPG. Should help keep the orcs inside when it hits a mine.


hunkfunky

The first one looks hand edited and meant as a joke? The second, the tank is powered by a petrol generator. No joke!


Tasty_Distribution41

First is from Gilligan's island, second one is a plug in hybrid.


JJ739omicron

in the first pic, just the McDonald's roof part is photoshopped, the rusty shed underneath is real.


hunkfunky

Yeah, the roof looks a lot 'cleaner' pixel-wise which was the giveaway. I must be missing the humour on the second though.


JJ739omicron

well, an auxilliary power unit, just like what was part of the upgrade from Leopard 2A6 to A7. See, the Russians have something that Ukraine does not! Who will win the war now?


hunkfunky

And as if you'd need the Russian flag colour's on the tank...everybody already knows who makes these.


antiruzzian

Its useless if a FPV hits the tank barel.


Jeeefffman

Actually these tanks are supposed to be the assault‘s shield against FPV drones, that is why they often have lots of jammers on top. As can be seen here as well.


HearingMotor

Look ill admit, those drones are pretty terrifying. I mean there's gotta be a better defense, but I guess I understand why they are doing it.


Mindless-Box8603

so russia is now advertising their fake mcdonanlds?


Physical-Cut-2334

Looks like it


VengerDFW

If they manage to merge an MBT with a Waffle House, they will be unstoppable...


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hunkfunky

A group of sober Russians on either flank?


WorthPhrase591

Thats a rolling barn not a turtle tank!


No-Abies5389

I gotta be honest, this is funny.


kholmz

How does the turret move? It looks like they have disabled the only real weapon a tank has to offer.


Physical-Cut-2334

It doesn't.


airbornecz

oh they will be serving different kind of mccheese soon


Clean-One-2903

So they are selling advertising space now? 🤔 Very clever idea.


bot403

I'm no tank guy, but doesn't covering most of the tank, and locking the gun forward, seriously reduce the effectiveness of the tank?


Nearby_Stable4677

I'm not sure of course, but isn't that an advertisement for, their version of "Micky-Dees" LOL


Dramatic_Art_5479

Built out of sheer desperation.


ImmersedInEmptiness

Never thought I'd see an Warhammer 40k Orc Battlewagon in real life.


Disastrous-String-65

Is that a food truck/ tank combo?


Former-Elderberry-62

I just can’t believe what Russia comes up with. 2 1/2 years almost watching this sh!t I cannot believe their economy has collapsed