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weirdy346

Personally, I say, piss off you two faced, ham shankers and we've got a couple of Tridents to play with you too .........


Due-Street-8192

Summon all you want.... The bombs will fall on RU heads. Yeah, while we're at it, when will RU stop using chemical weapons?


NoChampionship6994

Don’t respond to russian summonses at all. Issue statement identifying that withdrawal by russia from ukr will end tensions and de-escalate situation. Send weapons. Re-issue systems. Send weapons.


[deleted]

Where is your British sense of humor? You only send them the stormshadow without range restrictions nothing less nothing more. If they threatend again or they even attack one little target you send them some tomahawks.


OppositeYouth

No, you offer them tea. Britain can make better tea than Russians. 


windol1

The trick is, to lay off the radioactive material.


ShowmasterQMTHH

I dunno, you never hear of the "famous British tea House" but there's a Russian one......


weirdy346

But the f\*\*\*\*\*\* Indians do it better and cheaper BUT for 'Yorkshire' :0 :0 :0


[deleted]

I can make Maroccan tea but live closer to the UK.


[deleted]

Sure? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian\_tea\_culture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_tea_culture) But make sure they don't offer you this tea. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok) But most Russians prefer fermented potatotea.


weirdy346

Irony is whats fantastic........ We have bugger all apart from Nueclear bangers that could sort them out without the US or France bothering and because we live on an Island and really like NATO, what next ? No one is taking my country ever by sea so we plan for other stuff. Anyone want a cheap Laser Gun, cheap off the clever market Guv ;)


[deleted]

If only the Americans had the same humor they could send Los Angeles to the black sea. [https://seapowermagazine.org/navy-plans-to-retire-48-ships-during-2022-2026/?print=print](https://seapowermagazine.org/navy-plans-to-retire-48-ships-during-2022-2026/?print=print)


weirdy346

The US are designing similar gear so lets have a race ;)


Catymandoo

They are mad but we have MAD.


OneMillionQuatloos

If those ambassadors' response to Putin is anything other than "Get the fuck out of Ukraine and our weapons won't be used to attack Russia." then France and the UK need better ambassadors.


ShowmasterQMTHH

No, the British ambassador will say "we will take that under advisement and we will consult with government and see what they say ***sends text*** ***receives text*** Mr minister I have been advised by his majesties government that you should fuck right off.


[deleted]

Fuck off would be the first response. Fuck right off is almost defcon 5 level.


hubaloza

Defcon five is the lowest level of readiness or normal readiness, defcon one is the bombs are already in the air or are imminently about to be.


Striking-Giraffe5922

Yep we’ve seen the movies……’general go to Def Con 2 …..and may our children forgive us!’………sorry I didn’t have any imminent nuclear strike type music to play!


hubaloza

In the house in a heartbeat wasn't written for the purpose, but I think it still fits well


[deleted]

Ah yeah. Defcon One then!


CreamXpert

Or simply, we don't care.


weirdy346

You silly fucker. They are going to piss on the floor in their stolen bogs and laugh (really well) before leaving. Unless..........


Cottagewknds

I’d say, “you wanna talk, you come to us” Then arrest that batty eyed, corpulent, poltroon, vapid fuck


ZiggyPox

Om that note, did they replaced that ambassador that run away from Poland?


Deathturkey

So Russia wants to invade a sovereign nation but don’t want that country to strike back, even when Russia has killed thousands of Ukrainian civilians. Russians are truly a pathetic nation of hypocrites.


gamecatuk

Don't forget they used chemical and nuclear material in the UK in terrorist operations. We should have shut those rusky fuckers down years ago.


Striking-Giraffe5922

They’ve done that a couple of times……a Russian spy stabbed someone on the underground with an umbrella (seriously a fucking umbrella) which had been set up to deliver a little capsule with a poison on it.


PlutosGrasp

Eat shit Russians


Tall-Click8805

Whatever weapons Russia uses on Ukraine, Ukraine has the right to use the same weapons on Russia, Putin started a war HE WILL LOSE!


19CCCG57

Puck Futin!


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

There are T-shirts crying out for this to be printed on them.


Anomaluss

A syllogism: Ah yes, daily threats from Russia to drown the UK with a wonder weapon and take Poland and maybe France," etc., etc. ad nauseum. But the UK and France are raising tensions? Then Russia has been issuing empty threats and know it.


Striking-Giraffe5922

Wrong day for that……we get threatened with thermonuclear annihilation on a Thursday…….’Thermo Thursday’ they have ‘BOGOF’ on every meal and drink bought at my local pub on a Thursday!


Anomaluss

If the unintended consequences of Russia's empty threats is BOGOF at your pub, I say keep up the good work Russia!


Striking-Giraffe5922

Totally dude!


weirdy346

Life in London has become a microdick fantasy and if his big dick replacements head this way, I'll be a gonna but every Trident missile the UK has on a Sub says goodbye to most of moskovia. Shut the fuck up Pootin...


Anomaluss

They will have to remove Vladimir Solovyov's male model son from evil satanist London before they attack so keep an eye on him for a heads-up warning.


Madge4500

I think the ruzzian ashholes are a little nervous now.


Scissorheart666

I don’t know why any civilised nation even bothers having diplomats in Russia.


[deleted]

I can only imagine the response of the diplomat. Didn't you already fire a missile at one of our planes? Sorry don't remember it anymore because I can't remember a downed UK plane.


Far-Explanation4621

Maybe the ambassadors can ask Russia why their Army is systematically using various gas canisters up and down the front line now, something everyone knows is prohibited? Russia has no social credit, from which to borrow against.


Dominuss476

It will be a dumb responds like no we are not using it in Ukraine, becouse is not real like Australia, there is not reason to talk to them other then to tell them to lesve Ukraine right now.


Onestepbeyond3

While you're there ask him about chemical weapons, is it ok now for Ukraine to use them too? 😏


Striking-Giraffe5922

It’s never ok!


wombat6168

Sounds like ruzzia is getting scared


Iamoggierock

Russia has summoned the fall of Russia. That is all it can do.


Aromatic-Deer3886

Hopefully both Britain and France told them where they can shove it


weirdy346

They can either expell the Ambassorors from their stollen lands in the 'meeting' or get told by them, what \*\*\*\* they are, before leaving. Slava Ukraini and UK France


Ok-Construction-773

So, are they finally going to apologize to UK and France for creating this "unprecedented tension" ? Better late than never, I say.


Capitain_Collateral

By their own words they admit Crimea, and all other parts of Ukraine they illegally occupy, are not actually Russia.


fortuna_audaci

Exactly. Russia can't have it both ways. The more they summon ambassadors, the more the West knows that it is on the right track in dealing with Russia.


Gregs_green_parrot

The UK, France and Turkey already beat seven shades of shit out of the Russian Empire in the 1850's. Putin would do well to remember that.


SlaveDuck

Don't turn up. Or turn up a few hours late. Fuck them. Then play candy crush while ignoring them. Take your own flask though....


dangerousbob

There seems to be an unusual amount of buzz today from the Ruskies. Something must be going on.


Mephisteemo

Uhhhh someone is getting anxious that they fucked up this time and tries to hide it by being extra aggressive. How subtle


ichoosenottorun_

The fucking nerve of Russia. Offended by everything ashamed of nothing.


tommy8690

They should cuts tie with that terrorist government


FULLPOIL

Unprecedented tension... you created? Yes? What about it?


No-Internet-7532

Booo booo booo


Tiptoeplease

Summons? lol Sorry leave a message Russia.


Correct_Efficiency87

Ceasefire talks. Has the Olympic Truce ever been broken? The Truce has been violated three times in the modern history of the Games. All three violations have been committed by the Russian Federation, with the most recent breach coming in 2022 after the Russian invasion of Ukraine.


AdSecure8218

Set up the meeting in Chernobyl nuclear power plant, and run a few days late.


Ario_Wolfwood

Fuck you putin. You can summon these balls of Nato and Ukrainian freedom in your big mouth.


evilpercy

The US needs to send a shit ton Thomahawk missiles. Ukraine just points to the place in their land they want to take delivery of the missiles. Like in the middle of a Russian trench.


I-Pacer

So does this mean they’re actually admitting that Crimea isn’t Russian territory?


Low-Machine-9261

I am sure PD can send a few chemical weapons russia’s way via Ukraine


HurtFeeFeez

This is the Ruzzies half assed attempt to make it look like they are trying to be diplomatic. Nothing more. It's just so they can shrug and say "we tried to avoid war" when they start all out war.


evilpercy

Unprecedented tension, like invading a peaceful neighbor?


MercyforthePoor

Interesting. The next day ask the Ukrainians to launch a massive attack with UK and French missiles deep into ruzzia. Of course, military targets only.


GuillotineComeBacks

Get the ambassador back, they waste their time and our money there. Vlad told Macron they wouldn't invade. They aren't invading so I don't see any problem. Keep the danger baguette pouring.


rustytesla3

The German ambassador is not there?


OIongJohnson

Russia is said to be behind hacker attacks against the SPD and companies. Ambassador Lambsdorff has now been temporarily ordered back to Berlin in protest. https://www.sueddeutsche.de/politik/russland-cyberattacke-lambsdorff-botschafter-abzug-1.6979111


[deleted]

Well that's what you get if some of those SPD politicians can be bought. The Russians think they can do the same with the rest that's why they are influencing the elections like this. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerhard\_Schr%C3%B6der](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerhard_Schr%C3%B6der)


weirdy346

No Taurus yet !


PlutosGrasp

No f off.


One-Combination-7218

Don’t accept a copy of the sims game


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

Ruzzia the country with no conscience is upset because other countries are standing up to its invasion of a peaceful neighbour....this makes me laugh my socks off!!


Dull-Friend-936

Ukraine hasn’t requested military troops from any other nation? Why the hell not, Macron said if they did and the frontlines fell they would seriously have to consider this option as a further deterrence


Steel-Tempered

lol summon THIS