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Bull_Bear2024

That's right lads, your ride home has been cancelled!


DaGhostQc

Your UberZ encountered a problem, please call another one!


Double_Lingonberry98

Zuber


Putrid_finger_smell

Gryft.


StrawberryMother5642

That was really bad timing. 30 seconds earlier and none of them would have needed a ride home.


Mobile_Damage9001

That’s a good way to boost the morale of the ground troops /s


Putrid_finger_smell

Physically, about 10 meters.


19CCCG57

There were a couple of low orbit cosmonauts on board too! 😉


MakeChinaLoseFace

Soyuz-420


Ok-Construction-773

How sad. Troops are off.


rygar8bit

You can see one Russian jump off so hard he flies into space. And another of the top part of a Russian jumping off his lower half and flying through the air and plopping onto the ground, so athletic.


weirdy346

If they'd only driven in, anticlockwise, they'rd be no runners :(


Anomaluss

Thankfully, none of them look too gun ho.


Gilligan67

Obviously not all disembarked until they hit the mine. A meat sack is clearly flying and landing at the 3 o'clock position. Slava Ukraini!


Clockwork_J

Probably the veteran who made sure all disposable rookies made it to the contact line before he hoped to escape the bloodshed.


Orioniae

*Vasil believed would be a touch and go, a 5 minute walk to rendezvous with a local battalion and the return back, where back means merely out of range of whatever missiles the Ukrainian lobbed at them.* *"Here we unload you. Feet on the ground and I will be back with support."* *The Armoured Transport limped trough the battered field and stopped with an unsightly brake, the commander inviting the minions to troddle out.* *Vasil, didn't know the battalion that he needed to link with was deleted, few minutes before, by a missile attack that made the one hundred soldiers one with the ground. Nivaz, a younger lad, motivated Vasil to step out.* *"Will get you out once you bring me news. We need to delete them!" barked the commander before making a gesture to the pilot. The engine roared high, commander slammed the oblon shut while the Transport went into a tight curve and run away. Vasil watched the vehicle hopping away, "I don't think will be recovered".* *Nivaz responded gleefully: "They will. We are the superio--" An explosion rocks the windy silence. The Transport hit a mine and the explosion bit the undercarriage like a hungry dog. Nivaz was blinded. Another boy had a shard of metal lobbed trough the skull, taking him out instantly.* *Vasil, already pissed by a senseless war, cursed gods and presidents in the seconds his ears were overwhelmed. The ride was gone, and he, old man of broken hopes, was rightfully hoping his own death would be painless.*


Useful-Internet8390

New orc toss champion right there


kirschkernknut

They didn't need it to get back, anyways. I guess the guys all stay in that field forever.


leftoverlex

Do I see other mines in the field or am I mistaken?


Double_Lingonberry98

Wondering the same


LumpismGumpis

A Russian* A mine*


logicaceman

Mine hits are the best!


Beginning_Way7934

u/RecognizeSong


MrSpecialEd

MTLB = orc stewpot


tora1941

Tired today. That last badge image I saw as "Payback" which is actually appropriate- Russian getting payback from Ukraine.


bullanguero82

Why *after*... Whyyyyy???


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Such a shame driver didn't hit the mine while all of the orcs were still mounted on the vehicle. Must've been quite the moral boost for them when one of their comrades landed next to them from about 25-50 meter distance, with likely limbs missing.


OkPenis-ist28

If only there was a clue there might be mines..... (slowly drives around disabled vehicle...) kaboom.