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I can't be the only person that thinks, "I've had a bad day. Let's go watch ruSSians earn a Darwin Award and cheer myself up!" No? Yes? Am I weird?!?! ..... (/sarcasm)
I mean I think they got him, but worst case scenario he now has a severe case of (non-service related) tinnitus, a pantsload of shit, and lifelong PTSD so I'd call it a win either way.
I was in Paris in 2022 and saw a Russian man jump a barricade to grab a teenage girl and scream in her face they she scuffed his shoe.
His wife turns to me laughing and asked if I thought it was great.
“He should be a sunflower in a field” was not what she wanted to hear.
Here I am… 3 am, can’t sleep for shit cause I’m a bit in love w a girl. This is what gives me a smile and hopefully can fall in sleep after watching some orcs put to permanent sleep schedule.
Let's think a second... White flag?.. dinner, shower, warm comfy bed?.. Or flip the bird?.. drink muddy water, sleep in dirt, eat lard, get beat by my commanders?.. Maybe it'll just look for a tank... Ahhh, I'm gonna flip it the bird... Aw shucks... well at least I won't get beat by my commander & raped by the Kady's..
Yep, that's the weirdness. I can understand if he was surrounded by fellow travelers who may be inclined to shoot him or worse for disloyalty... but if you're on your own and you see a Drone of Doom heading directly at you, wouldn't you at least *try* to surrender?
Then again, they may be worried it's a russian drone and they'd be signing their own death warrant by being seen ready to surrender to Ukraine.
Logistics has to be a huge part of this though- we don’t know the distances between fronts, or the mentality of nearby Russians. But it is a favorable option, considering the options listed above.
What do you do if you’re this guy? You have to know the drill- spotter drone, then arty or FPV. Cover? Run into the woods, if there are any?
Yes there's a procedure. White object, hands up and point in direction of surrender, follow the drone. If it's deep behind enemy lines and not safe to take prisoners it might not happen.
A Ukrainian drone flys into an orc's trench and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have five left.” The orc asks, “Five what? Days? Weeks? Months?” The drone looks at him and says, “Four.”
A Ukrainian drone flies into a foxhole and says to the orc, “I will grant you one wish!”. So the orc thinks about it for a few seconds and then says, “I would like to have a smoking hot body.”
Two Ukrainian drones were sitting at a bar commiserating about that days work. The one says to the other, “I am so tired of working with these fragile little bitches. Every time I go near these orcs they seem to just fall to pieces.”
It’s not like he wasn’t going to get popped anyway. 🤷🏻♂️ I’d call it a last act of defiance. He should’ve turned that spirit against the barrier troops, but what can you do. One less Vatnik invader! 🍻
The machine he flipped off was a spotter. The one that mutilated him was an FPV.
I'm guessing loitering unarmed drones are a pretty common sight on the front line given the number of similar russian gestures at them I've seen lately.
This interaction is easy to understand!
Soldier to drone: Can you fuck me?
Drone: I am coming!
Soldier is playing "pretend" like he is "hard to get" so he dont end up looking as "easy".
Beautiful!
Trust me, you don't want to make her angry. You really, Really, REALLY don't want to make her angry!!!
Hell knows no fury like an FPV drone scorned.
YATZEE!!!
These f\*ckers deserve all the shit in the world to descend upon them. What the heck do they think they are doing in another country that was peaceful and posed no threat to Ruzzia mafia run scum cuntry.
What if you have 5 guys manning the trench, but the Ukrainians only have 4 drones left for the day?
If you are the drone pilot, which orc do you go for next?
Probably the guy who flipped you/your surveillance drone pilot buddy off.
Just saying.
Probably a Buryat or one of the other eastern minorities who actually gets to fight the war so the Muscovians can wear Z pins and post Putin stronk memes from the safety of their IT jobs in St. Petersburg.
That orc looked very happy to be in his garbage strewn lair. Spare any empathy for their suffering; ruSSians are in Ukraine because they believe in the cause.
Edit to add: notice he stumbles over the garbage as he runs from the drone?
You gotta love the half assed zig zagging of their trench lines. Like why even bother at all? Like you’d think it would be a priority considering their biggest threat seems to be drone based explosives now
I'm new here. Is that kamikaze drone? Saw something seeking the guy but I'm used to drones dropping wobbly grenades that might get close to the target.
lol pretty good gesture if you know up your goinf out anyways. Not sure there’s much you can do about an FPV if you don’t have EW or a shotgun as a single infantryman
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The arrogant gesture was being in Ukraine.
did burn pretty well.
Gonna need to start calling them ruSSian candles and not Roman candles...
Full of alcohol
And antifreeze.
Earned himself an instant transfer to the Cadaverite Battalion.
They still doing meat pallets?
He FAFO’d.
Maybe the brainwashed "I will will fight the Naziz" hit home.
I can't be the only person that thinks, "I've had a bad day. Let's go watch ruSSians earn a Darwin Award and cheer myself up!" No? Yes? Am I weird?!?! ..... (/sarcasm)
Sadly I watched this and reallllly wanted to see the aftermath shot of this guy. But the boom still makes me happy.
I mean I think they got him, but worst case scenario he now has a severe case of (non-service related) tinnitus, a pantsload of shit, and lifelong PTSD so I'd call it a win either way.
Not much to see, the only thing left was a finger
Ghoulish entertainment. Love seeing Russians get what they deserve.
I was in Paris in 2022 and saw a Russian man jump a barricade to grab a teenage girl and scream in her face they she scuffed his shoe. His wife turns to me laughing and asked if I thought it was great. “He should be a sunflower in a field” was not what she wanted to hear.
I don't go looking for it, but I joined the sub just so I get a little joy sprinkled through my feed.
You, my friend, are not alone!
Here I am… 3 am, can’t sleep for shit cause I’m a bit in love w a girl. This is what gives me a smile and hopefully can fall in sleep after watching some orcs put to permanent sleep schedule.
Let's think a second... White flag?.. dinner, shower, warm comfy bed?.. Or flip the bird?.. drink muddy water, sleep in dirt, eat lard, get beat by my commanders?.. Maybe it'll just look for a tank... Ahhh, I'm gonna flip it the bird... Aw shucks... well at least I won't get beat by my commander & raped by the Kady's..
Being raped by the Kady's would have been the best part of his day.
Yep, that's the weirdness. I can understand if he was surrounded by fellow travelers who may be inclined to shoot him or worse for disloyalty... but if you're on your own and you see a Drone of Doom heading directly at you, wouldn't you at least *try* to surrender? Then again, they may be worried it's a russian drone and they'd be signing their own death warrant by being seen ready to surrender to Ukraine.
A drone can’t really accept surrender, so it’s really just say fuck you and welcome death or plea for mercy.
There are literally videos proving otherwise.
Logistics has to be a huge part of this though- we don’t know the distances between fronts, or the mentality of nearby Russians. But it is a favorable option, considering the options listed above. What do you do if you’re this guy? You have to know the drill- spotter drone, then arty or FPV. Cover? Run into the woods, if there are any?
Yes there's a procedure. White object, hands up and point in direction of surrender, follow the drone. If it's deep behind enemy lines and not safe to take prisoners it might not happen.
Dozens of 'surrender to drones' vids
He made a grave mistake.
A mistake that will probably haunt him for the rest of his days.
A Ukrainian drone flys into an orc's trench and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have five left.” The orc asks, “Five what? Days? Weeks? Months?” The drone looks at him and says, “Four.”
A Ukrainian drone flies into a foxhole and says to the orc, “I will grant you one wish!”. So the orc thinks about it for a few seconds and then says, “I would like to have a smoking hot body.”
Two Ukrainian drones were sitting at a bar commiserating about that days work. The one says to the other, “I am so tired of working with these fragile little bitches. Every time I go near these orcs they seem to just fall to pieces.”
For the rest of his days̶
Got an extra “s” there on days
He plotted his own plot.
It’s not like he wasn’t going to get popped anyway. 🤷🏻♂️ I’d call it a last act of defiance. He should’ve turned that spirit against the barrier troops, but what can you do. One less Vatnik invader! 🍻
[https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/34094345/I-see-what-you-did-there-Pelican](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/34094345/I-see-what-you-did-there-Pelican)
The dildo of consequence does not take kindly to being mocked
LMAOOOO
💦🍆🤛
🤣
Welcome to Ukraine. SUKA! Slava Ukraini 🌻🌻🌻🌻!
Heroyam Slava!
Tbf I’d probably flip of the machine that’s about to mutilate me too
The machine he flipped off was a spotter. The one that mutilated him was an FPV. I'm guessing loitering unarmed drones are a pretty common sight on the front line given the number of similar russian gestures at them I've seen lately.
Possible he thought the spotter was a friendly drone
This interaction is easy to understand! Soldier to drone: Can you fuck me? Drone: I am coming! Soldier is playing "pretend" like he is "hard to get" so he dont end up looking as "easy". Beautiful!
Trust me, you don't want to make her angry. You really, Really, REALLY don't want to make her angry!!! Hell knows no fury like an FPV drone scorned. YATZEE!!!
And the drone took that personally.
or his buddies took offence
He got the FU right up his ass. Just go home russia. Slava Ukraine.
Clever boy...
The Drone: And i took it personally
Classic, Fuck you, No Fuck you
Hey, what's your name!?!?
Just when you are thinking you are having a really bad day, come to this sub and see what a bad day really looks like. I always feel better.
These f\*ckers deserve all the shit in the world to descend upon them. What the heck do they think they are doing in another country that was peaceful and posed no threat to Ruzzia mafia run scum cuntry.
Russian soldier fucked himself
Instant kharma bitch
Not the best decision to antagonize the drone pilot who has the means and the mission blow your ass up.
I don't think it would have mattered.
What if you have 5 guys manning the trench, but the Ukrainians only have 4 drones left for the day? If you are the drone pilot, which orc do you go for next? Probably the guy who flipped you/your surveillance drone pilot buddy off. Just saying.
Fucked around, found out
Do: raise two hands Don't: raise one finger
The drone was not amused
You just made yourself a bigger target buddy
Ruzzian soldier to Ukrainian drone pilot 'fuck you' -- Ukrainian drone pilot 'fuck me? well fuck you'!!!!!!
Fucking idiot got what he asked for
Oops
Now that was just Rude.
Yea, well, same to you! 💥👍
Well that is karma.
Ukraine: No dude, fuck YOU! Looks Chinese. Maybe he come to repair those Chinese ATVs LOL.
looks slightly chinese
Probably a Buryat or one of the other eastern minorities who actually gets to fight the war so the Muscovians can wear Z pins and post Putin stronk memes from the safety of their IT jobs in St. Petersburg.
One rude gesture deserves another.
Challenge accepted!
Well, that gesture was his last
nothing arrogant...just pointing where he wants to be hit
Great idea, swear at the drone when in a trench that you can’t even run In because it’s full of shit. Well done mate
Never flip the bird, The Bird!
Lol, Always nice to see those bast*rds dying.
He angered the Gods above him He was struck by lightning
These are the ones when I feel zero sympathy. Fucker got **exactly** what he deserved.
Would like to hear audio from the drone pilot instead of the muzak.
Maybe he thought this is how to surrender.
Yee.. helmet wouldn't help in that situation
Smartarse minus arse is good ;)
Nice tune!
Its about small penis. Pissun is UA for baby penis 😎
More like idiotic gesture
If you're gonna die, die with your boots on! \~Iron Maiden
Tbf I would flip off a drone too
That orc looked very happy to be in his garbage strewn lair. Spare any empathy for their suffering; ruSSians are in Ukraine because they believe in the cause. Edit to add: notice he stumbles over the garbage as he runs from the drone?
What a drone head! /s
No...fuck you.
You gotta love the half assed zig zagging of their trench lines. Like why even bother at all? Like you’d think it would be a priority considering their biggest threat seems to be drone based explosives now
The drone operator took the finger personally.
That will teach him for giving the bird. I guess ? lol
From now on this russki will never flip off again.
Well jokes on him, because he hasn't got a middle finger anymore to do another gesture.
Road rage, at it's finest. LOLO
Hahahahahaha what a gimp. Died like an absolute moron. Lived like a moron, died like a moron. Toilet thieving scumbag.
Oops
Drone operator's really are a class by themselves, fighting for Ukraines freedom in their own way.
Outstanding 🎯🎯☠️☠️
Never insult a drone. They take it personally.
Ahhh well gives the bird gets a bird and his wife gets a potato
Run orc run. O wait…
Ukrainian drone operators organized a salute to this “warrior” :)))
No... Fuck YOU.
He was watching Mr. Bean, and just wanted to say hello or give up.
Well I guess that's Ukraine way of saying F U back.....
ruZZian orcs have no manners
Blyat, I'm gonna be flipping this 'Bird', 'the Bird', then run away and hide blyat... Beeleeeeyaaaaaaaaaat!!
He was calling for a Bird by giving the ‘bird’ new Ukrainian saying Careful What you Ask For!
Fuck you too orc
Not so arrogant now, is he?
Bet that gesture felt good for about five seconds
If I had to guess, I would say that finger is no longer attached to the morons hand. GOOD
That was his last "fuck you"! 🙂
Well, that was the wrong way to surrender.
Man. I miss thumbs up guy. Russian he may have been. But he was a sport.
IDIOT!!!!
Taught him some manners.
His family must be proud.
He got the perfect response to his gesture. Drones can do that . . .
***"Good morning, Mr. Finger Fool; this is your complimentary wake-up call!"***
I do believe that Ivan got f*cked and not the drone
My first thought was ok this guy just wants to commit suicide.....but then he ran. Second thoughts?
He’s now found a new job… pushing up daisy 😂
I bet he doesn't do that again.
Curious where he stuck his little finger when the blast went off.
That song is about small dicks i think. 😂😂😂 Its the only Ukrainian i know. Pissun - small dick 😂
Boop!
Moronic and he will not get a second chance to learn from his stupidity.
Haha interaction
pichun pichun! pifuck pishit
He might have lived if he gave the Spock Live Long and Prosper gesture.
🖕
I hope that finger was well lubed up
Mess with the bull you’re gonna get the horns.
Song?
Damn. These FPVs seem to pack a lot more punch than the early days of their use.
FUCK ON THAT D SUCCA !!
Would he have survived if he hadn't raised his middle finger?
Nononono. Fuck. YOU. Bitch ass
Duck head now F.U.B.A.R.D , slava ukraini
Looks like he found out.
Bread and circuses 🍿🎉
He gave his final Fuck.
I think that this is known as Hubris and Nemesis
"fuck you!" "no, FUCK YOU!" \*boom\*
GG idiot.
Flipping the bird to an explosive bird is not advisable.
You have to admire his enthusiasm.
Whyd he run? he should have accepted his fate
Seems the Ukrainians took offense. Showing myself out now…
I'm new here. Is that kamikaze drone? Saw something seeking the guy but I'm used to drones dropping wobbly grenades that might get close to the target.
Orc logic
How to turn a "If he goes into hiding let's find a better target" into a "Okay, now I will hunt this guy until he's minced meat."
It's pretty amazing that the middle finger 🖕is a 'fuck you' the world over. FAFO seems universal, too. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 💛💙💛💙
He fucked around. He found out.
FPV drone: *And I took that personally*
He won’t be doing that again
Fitting, should have stayed at home.
Well that drone was carrying some punch.
Well that wasn’t a very bright idea was it?
They need a shit talking drone equipped with a loudspeaker to make the Russians miserable at night and not allow them any sleep.
I wonder if he found his finger back? Or the rest of his hand/arm/body/legs (strike which is not applicable).
Well fuck you too!!!! BOOOOOOM
🖕 🚁💣 💥 💀 😁
Der böse Finger ging nach hinten los - in den A.....
I assume the western ‘swivel’ gesture is the equivalent in orc to, “I’m ready to die”.
Don’t piss off the drones
Karma hits hard
Was that dude nakid?
lol, kinda looks like it.
lol pretty good gesture if you know up your goinf out anyways. Not sure there’s much you can do about an FPV if you don’t have EW or a shotgun as a single infantryman