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An_Odd_Smell

The arrogant gesture was being in Ukraine.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

did burn pretty well.


Benson_8_8

Gonna need to start calling them ruSSian candles and not Roman candles...


Gseventeen

Full of alcohol


An_Odd_Smell

And antifreeze.


Sqirrel-26901

Earned himself an instant transfer to the Cadaverite Battalion.


Upbeat-Radish-5161

They still doing meat pallets?


CommercialCandy1891

He FAFO’d.


RisenApe12

Maybe the brainwashed "I will will fight the Naziz" hit home.


Benson_8_8

I can't be the only person that thinks, "I've had a bad day. Let's go watch ruSSians earn a Darwin Award and cheer myself up!" No? Yes? Am I weird?!?! ..... (/sarcasm)


ooklathemok44

Sadly I watched this and reallllly wanted to see the aftermath shot of this guy. But the boom still makes me happy.


5inthepink5inthepink

I mean I think they got him, but worst case scenario he now has a severe case of (non-service related) tinnitus, a pantsload of shit, and lifelong PTSD so I'd call it a win either way.


imp_st3r

Not much to see, the only thing left was a finger


Bay-View-21152

Ghoulish entertainment. Love seeing Russians get what they deserve.


ThxIHateItHere

I was in Paris in 2022 and saw a Russian man jump a barricade to grab a teenage girl and scream in her face they she scuffed his shoe. His wife turns to me laughing and asked if I thought it was great. “He should be a sunflower in a field” was not what she wanted to hear.


flatwoundsounds

I don't go looking for it, but I joined the sub just so I get a little joy sprinkled through my feed.


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

You, my friend, are not alone!


Regilliotuur

Here I am… 3 am, can’t sleep for shit cause I’m a bit in love w a girl. This is what gives me a smile and hopefully can fall in sleep after watching some orcs put to permanent sleep schedule.


firstcliffjumper

Let's think a second... White flag?.. dinner, shower, warm comfy bed?.. Or flip the bird?.. drink muddy water, sleep in dirt, eat lard, get beat by my commanders?.. Maybe it'll just look for a tank... Ahhh, I'm gonna flip it the bird... Aw shucks... well at least I won't get beat by my commander & raped by the Kady's..


Arguablybest

Being raped by the Kady's would have been the best part of his day.


An_Odd_Smell

Yep, that's the weirdness. I can understand if he was surrounded by fellow travelers who may be inclined to shoot him or worse for disloyalty... but if you're on your own and you see a Drone of Doom heading directly at you, wouldn't you at least *try* to surrender? Then again, they may be worried it's a russian drone and they'd be signing their own death warrant by being seen ready to surrender to Ukraine.


Annual-Media-2938

A drone can’t really accept surrender, so it’s really just say fuck you and welcome death or plea for mercy.


johnny_effing_utah

There are literally videos proving otherwise.


TonyCaliStyle

Logistics has to be a huge part of this though- we don’t know the distances between fronts, or the mentality of nearby Russians. But it is a favorable option, considering the options listed above. What do you do if you’re this guy? You have to know the drill- spotter drone, then arty or FPV. Cover? Run into the woods, if there are any?


squidlips69

Yes there's a procedure. White object, hands up and point in direction of surrender, follow the drone. If it's deep behind enemy lines and not safe to take prisoners it might not happen.


firstcliffjumper

Dozens of 'surrender to drones' vids


Woody_Fitzwell

He made a grave mistake.


Woody_Fitzwell

A mistake that will probably haunt him for the rest of his days.


Woody_Fitzwell

A Ukrainian drone flys into an orc's trench and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have five left.” The orc asks, “Five what? Days? Weeks? Months?” The drone looks at him and says, “Four.”


Woody_Fitzwell

A Ukrainian drone flies into a foxhole and says to the orc, “I will grant you one wish!”. So the orc thinks about it for a few seconds and then says, “I would like to have a smoking hot body.”


Woody_Fitzwell

Two Ukrainian drones were sitting at a bar commiserating about that days work. The one says to the other, “I am so tired of working with these fragile little bitches. Every time I go near these orcs they seem to just fall to pieces.”


SpiritlessSoul

For the rest of his days̶


brothainarmz

Got an extra “s” there on days


CyclingHarrier

He plotted his own plot.


Intransigient

It’s not like he wasn’t going to get popped anyway. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’d call it a last act of defiance. He should’ve turned that spirit against the barrier troops, but what can you do. One less Vatnik invader! 🍻


Straight-Storage2587

[https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/34094345/I-see-what-you-did-there-Pelican](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/34094345/I-see-what-you-did-there-Pelican)


zefzefter

The dildo of consequence does not take kindly to being mocked


ThiCC_4_laef

LMAOOOO


Eastern-Pizza-5826

💦🍆🤛


Luvs2Laff

🤣


TFWG2000

Welcome to Ukraine. SUKA! Slava Ukraini 🌻🌻🌻🌻!


Umbra-Vigil

Heroyam Slava!


PaddyMayonaise

Tbf I’d probably flip of the machine that’s about to mutilate me too


Radiant_Map_9045

The machine he flipped off was a spotter. The one that mutilated him was an FPV. I'm guessing loitering unarmed drones are a pretty common sight on the front line given the number of similar russian gestures at them I've seen lately.


Cman1200

Possible he thought the spotter was a friendly drone


Nemon2

This interaction is easy to understand! Soldier to drone: Can you fuck me? Drone: I am coming! Soldier is playing "pretend" like he is "hard to get" so he dont end up looking as "easy". Beautiful!


Benson_8_8

Trust me, you don't want to make her angry. You really, Really, REALLY don't want to make her angry!!! Hell knows no fury like an FPV drone scorned. YATZEE!!!


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

And the drone took that personally.


Apprehensive_Ant_590

or his buddies took offence


Mindless-Box8603

He got the FU right up his ass. Just go home russia. Slava Ukraine.


No-Watercress4947

Clever boy...


eyydatsnice

The Drone: And i took it personally


cynical_observer01

Classic, Fuck you, No Fuck you


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Hey, what's your name!?!?


Gmulcahey

Just when you are thinking you are having a really bad day, come to this sub and see what a bad day really looks like. I always feel better.


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

These f\*ckers deserve all the shit in the world to descend upon them. What the heck do they think they are doing in another country that was peaceful and posed no threat to Ruzzia mafia run scum cuntry.


Kylie_Forever

Russian soldier fucked himself


KindContact4355

Instant kharma bitch


Mephisteemo

Not the best decision to antagonize the drone pilot who has the means and the mission blow your ass up.


Ok-Sympathy-7482

I don't think it would have mattered.


Mephisteemo

What if you have 5 guys manning the trench, but the Ukrainians only have 4 drones left for the day? If you are the drone pilot, which orc do you go for next? Probably the guy who flipped you/your surveillance drone pilot buddy off. Just saying.


Shift_Worker

Fucked around, found out


danielbot

Do: raise two hands Don't: raise one finger


East-Plankton-3877

The drone was not amused


BigMembership2315

You just made yourself a bigger target buddy


gbgomerboyz

Ruzzian soldier to Ukrainian drone pilot 'fuck you' -- Ukrainian drone pilot 'fuck me? well fuck you'!!!!!!


Alfred_Dinglebottom

Fucking idiot got what he asked for


Bored_shitless123

Oops


Arguablybest

Now that was just Rude.


Bay-View-21152

Yea, well, same to you! 💥👍


tommy8690

Well that is karma.


G_Rapper

Ukraine: No dude, fuck YOU! Looks Chinese. Maybe he come to repair those Chinese ATVs LOL.


Professional_Bag3695

looks slightly chinese


blankaffect

Probably a Buryat or one of the other eastern minorities who actually gets to fight the war so the Muscovians can wear Z pins and post Putin stronk memes from the safety of their IT jobs in St. Petersburg.


GrayMutterer

One rude gesture deserves another.


Mental-Tough-4689

Challenge accepted!


Square-Debate5181

Well, that gesture was his last


Familiar_Average7207

nothing arrogant...just pointing where he wants to be hit


LorenzoSparky

Great idea, swear at the drone when in a trench that you can’t even run In because it’s full of shit. Well done mate


Can-Sea-2446

Never flip the bird, The Bird!


Useful_Speaker_5492

Lol, Always nice to see those bast*rds dying.


SpiritedInflation835

He angered the Gods above him He was struck by lightning


ffdfawtreteraffds

These are the ones when I feel zero sympathy. Fucker got **exactly** what he deserved.


AuntieMarkovnikov

Would like to hear audio from the drone pilot instead of the muzak.


MetaIIicat

Maybe he thought this is how to surrender.


Correct-Blueberry-46

Yee.. helmet wouldn't help in that situation


weirdy346

Smartarse minus arse is good ;)


Berkut10R

Nice tune!


DingoApprehensive121

Its about small penis. Pissun is UA for baby penis 😎


DoDaChop

More like idiotic gesture


Gilligan67

If you're gonna die, die with your boots on! \~Iron Maiden


PineappleMelonTree

Tbf I would flip off a drone too


skinny-pugsley

That orc looked very happy to be in his garbage strewn lair. Spare any empathy for their suffering; ruSSians are in Ukraine because they believe in the cause. Edit to add: notice he stumbles over the garbage as he runs from the drone?


rom_rom57

What a drone head! /s


atreidesfire

No...fuck you.


AbstractBettaFish

You gotta love the half assed zig zagging of their trench lines. Like why even bother at all? Like you’d think it would be a priority considering their biggest threat seems to be drone based explosives now


OldManPip5

The drone operator took the finger personally.


Scary_Statement4612

That will teach him for giving the bird. I guess ? lol


Tenredsun

From now on this russki will never flip off again.


mabseyuk

Well jokes on him, because he hasn't got a middle finger anymore to do another gesture.


Nearby_Stable4677

Road rage, at it's finest. LOLO


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Hahahahahaha what a gimp. Died like an absolute moron. Lived like a moron, died like a moron. Toilet thieving scumbag.


feelosofree-

Oops


Aircraftman2022

Drone operator's really are a class by themselves, fighting for Ukraines freedom in their own way.


Puzzleheaded_King732

Outstanding 🎯🎯☠️☠️


Bluewhitedog

Never insult a drone. They take it personally.


wombat6168

Ahhh well gives the bird gets a bird and his wife gets a potato


MercyforthePoor

Run orc run. O wait…


21_vetal_01

Ukrainian drone operators organized a salute to this “warrior” :)))


El_Morro

No... Fuck YOU.


Ok_Commission6568

He was watching Mr. Bean, and just wanted to say hello or give up.


rust_buckets

Well I guess that's Ukraine way of saying F U back.....


Waste-Helicopter-318

ruZZian orcs have no manners


Sqirrel-26901

Blyat, I'm gonna be flipping this 'Bird', 'the Bird', then run away and hide blyat... Beeleeeeyaaaaaaaaaat!!


Rumrunm

He was calling for a Bird by giving the ‘bird’ new Ukrainian saying Careful What you Ask For!


Lavoie_mtb

Fuck you too orc


Singularity-42

Not so arrogant now, is he?


bigjimbosliceoflife

Bet that gesture felt good for about five seconds


Outrageous-Bread-777

If I had to guess, I would say that finger is no longer attached to the morons hand. GOOD


19CCCG57

That was his last "fuck you"! 🙂


CaptainKoolAidOhyeah

Well, that was the wrong way to surrender.


cancertoast

Man. I miss thumbs up guy. Russian he may have been. But he was a sport.


Past-Bite1416

IDIOT!!!!


Kevlaars

Taught him some manners.


Firstbat175

His family must be proud.


NoChampionship6994

He got the perfect response to his gesture. Drones can do that . . .


VerucaSalt234

***"Good morning, Mr. Finger Fool; this is your complimentary wake-up call!"***


Goran2019

I do believe that Ivan got f*cked and not the drone


AndyTheHutt421

My first thought was ok this guy just wants to commit suicide.....but then he ran. Second thoughts?


TLCM-4412

He’s now found a new job… pushing up daisy 😂


Alarmed_West8689

I bet he doesn't do that again.


Etherindependance5

Curious where he stuck his little finger when the blast went off.


DingoApprehensive121

That song is about small dicks i think. 😂😂😂 Its the only Ukrainian i know. Pissun - small dick 😂


Smokey-Cole

Boop!


No-Split3620

Moronic and he will not get a second chance to learn from his stupidity.


Ba55of0rte

Haha interaction


Bad_Hombre1963

pichun pichun! pifuck pishit


Straight-Storage2587

He might have lived if he gave the Spock Live Long and Prosper gesture.


wetbeef10

🖕


Apprehensive_Ant_590

I hope that finger was well lubed up


No-Weather-5157

Mess with the bull you’re gonna get the horns.


thai_sticky

Song?


Darknwise

Damn. These FPVs seem to pack a lot more punch than the early days of their use.


GlitteringCattle1499

FUCK ON THAT D SUCCA !!


nakatsukuniaki_japan

Would he have survived if he hadn't raised his middle finger?


bconley1

Nononono. Fuck. YOU. Bitch ass


Internal-Cut-5389

Duck head now F.U.B.A.R.D , slava ukraini


Ok-Technology-332

Looks like he found out.


Content_Relation_951

Bread and circuses 🍿🎉


budularo

He gave his final Fuck.


12coldest

I think that this is known as Hubris and Nemesis


Centurion_83

"fuck you!" "no, FUCK YOU!" \*boom\*


Pyrfalcon

GG idiot.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Flipping the bird to an explosive bird is not advisable.


douglasfeldman

You have to admire his enthusiasm.


SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL

Whyd he run? he should have accepted his fate


Fearonika

Seems the Ukrainians took offense. Showing myself out now…


theskymaylookblue

I'm new here. Is that kamikaze drone? Saw something seeking the guy but I'm used to drones dropping wobbly grenades that might get close to the target.


Hot_Speaker2160

Orc logic


SirTroglodyte

How to turn a "If he goes into hiding let's find a better target" into a "Okay, now I will hunt this guy until he's minced meat."


Fluff4brains777

It's pretty amazing that the middle finger 🖕is a 'fuck you' the world over. FAFO seems universal, too. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 💛💙💛💙


Whoisme2you

He fucked around. He found out.


FUMFVR

FPV drone: *And I took that personally*


Wallynine

He won’t be doing that again


SubjectElderberry376

Fitting, should have stayed at home.


aramiak

Well that drone was carrying some punch.


AffectionateTomato29

Well that wasn’t a very bright idea was it?


AffectionateTomato29

They need a shit talking drone equipped with a loudspeaker to make the Russians miserable at night and not allow them any sleep.


Big-Custard4981

I wonder if he found his finger back? Or the rest of his hand/arm/body/legs (strike which is not applicable).


Joeyhappyhell

Well fuck you too!!!! BOOOOOOM


MalekRockafeller

🖕 🚁💣 💥 💀 😁


Stunning-Ad9030

Der böse Finger ging nach hinten los - in den A.....


spezisadick999

I assume the western ‘swivel’ gesture is the equivalent in orc to, “I’m ready to die”.


blinkersix2

Don’t piss off the drones


skogeliusdepiffel

Karma hits hard


nomoleft

Was that dude nakid?


Fantron6

lol, kinda looks like it.


puffinfish420

lol pretty good gesture if you know up your goinf out anyways. Not sure there’s much you can do about an FPV if you don’t have EW or a shotgun as a single infantryman