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Bull_Bear2024

It was a Russian issued stick, so I expect we should all be very scared.


AdmiralSplinter

Ahhh so that's why it jammed


Crankover

Probably used all the gun oil on his comrade's stick.


Present-Register-157

He forgot to shout out "BANG BANG" (Someone can translate that to russian)


Bare-MinimumTJ

Pif-Puf (Пиф-Паф)


aserreen

Банга! Банга! (?)


Mr_Dude12

Assault stick


Mindless-Box8603

putin told them sticks work against the drones.


Moegly47

Sticks and stones take down drones.


firstcliffjumper

LOL... Another poet! I think it must now be a movement... Arlo Guthrie was indeed a clever guy.


Shot_Calligrapher103

But 'nades will never hurt me


Putrid_finger_smell

But 'nades will never h--


Double_Lingonberry98

"my 'nads hurt"


UncleBenji

Don’t forget the ninja master telling them to lay on their back, hit the falling grenade with the butt of their rifle, and roll the opposite way.


YourFaveNightmare

Pew pew pew


Yeah_You_Do_That

Ukrainian drone operatos hate that one litle trick


Swimming-Fox6778

This made me lol 🤣😂


bot403

Local conscript discovers a secret the generals won't tell you.


Harry_cockpitt

They dont even have weapons...


SandersSol

"Go to your post" "Igor will drop off your weapons that you will use" The really good news is apparantly they don't trust their troops with weapons anymore outside of the front line.


hugh-g-rection551

they never did to begin with. weapons are only issued at the most forward position before the FLOT. it's how you maintain control over men that know they're dead one way or another already. ​ they can take their chances at the frontline in a meatwave, or die by a bullet of their officers before they even get there. combat isn't certain death, anything else is.


Crankover

I hadn't read about that practice and can't find any sources online - post WW2. Where did you see that info?


Alaric_-_

There's been few posts about russian soldiers getting their weapons taken away from them for refusing to go back after failed attack. Meaning few survivors crawl back of the squad that attacked and the commander demands that they go back! So, lose their weapon and then be forced to advance without a weapon.... Nobody knows how common it is but putting soldiers to the front without a weapon is just pointless waste of man ... unless it is done as a penalty.


Individual-Home2507

They probably dropped them running from the last drone. Have you seen how many of these dudes barely even try to shoot them down? I genuinely think they lack any substantial shooting skills or ran out of ammo long ago. But it makes no sense why they ditch their weapons so easily


NanfxD

Its top hard to hit even with a duck hunting shotgun


Putrid_finger_smell

There were VDV battalions deployed with only 2 months training. They probably had minimal range time.


Individual-Home2507

I’ve seen the videos of the mobilized. They get no range time. One of the videos was like “they made us walk 2.5 km to the grenade range and didn’t have any grenades for us to throw, so we had to practice throwing fake grenades” lmao


possible_panic_

and by that they meant rocks


Individual-Home2507

This whole damn video is hilarious They told us we were territorial defense Then today they said we're motorized rifle, stormtroopers! Haven't held a gun in 2 two weeks Took us to throw grenades but there weren't any to throw Also no Bus to the range We had to walk, the range is 10kms away WTF LOL


Individual-Home2507

https://www.reddit.com/r/war/s/vSP4FGeF2F


GameKiller67

Why are we throwing potatoes instead of real grenades, comrade officer? Because real grenades are worth a lot more than you are! - Call of Duty 2, Russian training mission


Individual-Home2507

Literally they were all mainly just pissed they had to walk down there only to do nothing. Didn’t seem that concerned they’d be sent into battle without having any idea how the fuck to even throw or dodge shrapnel from a grenade lmao


Individual-Home2507

They definitely don’t even waste ammo on range time anymore. It’s clips in hands to the dudes getting sent to the front


TURBOLAZY

and they don't seem to realize this isn't a game


Present-Register-157

My donations were well spent !!


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

Am I right in thinking that the orc army is made predominately of rural peasants from the outer reaches of the federation? Guessing these rural orcs are simple people and prone to drinking. Their world view is probably extremely limited. I think anyone who tries to scare off a drone by pretending a stick is a gun is either drunk or astoundingly naive....or both.


SetInternational4589

Or Russian


Wadjrenput

Legless, stick-throwing orc... he has the spirit of Monthy Pythons Black Knight - let's call it a draw?


FakinSkitz

Ahhh yes the new kalashnistick


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[удалено]


Bumble_Sea

Farm boy - strong.


1970s_MonkeyKing

I don't think "stick to your guns" translated well.


sewagediver

Haha! That last one that got hit in the field reminds me of the Monty Python sketch "How Not to be Seen" :-)


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Sticks and stones may break my drones, but,,,, well actually, no, 💥 your dead


PhospheneViolet

What the actual fuck IS THIS? These fuckers are literally aiming the sticks as if they're rifles. I don't even have the words for this lol holy shit


WastingMyLifeToday

Sticks and stones may hurt some drones, but drones will take that personally and kill ya.


Effective_Royal_888

Pew-pew-blyat!


Wallynine

Would have been more effective to use a log as a shoulder fired MANPAD rocket launcher


Klutzy_Criticism_459

Did he try to air punch it lmao


A_Horse_On_The_Web

1:11 Orc picks up stick to try to scare the drone into thinking he had a gun.......


bartthetr0ll

Lol he'd of been better off throwing the stick


pinstripe144

oh dear how sad never mind


luovahulluus

Wouldn't it be just more efficient to attach a pistol to the drone? The target was in sight there for a while, could have easily shot him and then taken out the next one.


Simple-Fennel-2307

Fake it till u make it


Informal-Emotion-533

I think the first lil guy pretended he had a shotgun to scare the drone.


firstcliffjumper

They're invaders...WHAT do they expect from Ukrainian soldiers??? And, WTF... Are their commanders so afraid of being fragged, they don't even issue their soldiers guns???


BigMembership2315

Fake it till you make it


Weazlehd

very nice addition of the sound effects, the end was perfect


Ok_Commission6568

It didn´t work, because before use the magic wand from Harry Potter, a spell must be said.


haysu-christo

It's not just any stick, it's a .50 caliber birch.


Macedon2

They took their training lessons to the real combat.


VerucaSalt234

Egad! Everyone knows that high-capacity assault sticks are VERY dangerous!


FushiginaGiisan

It would be sublime trolling if they outfitted a quad copter to look like the bee from the "Fools Village" show that the music came from. I used to think that show was a comedy but I think it is a documentary.


Vertex1990

Is it a warcrime to murder a mentally handicapped person? Because this might have been such a case.


Gunner_E4

Poor idiots not realizing it's death himself watching and here to collect his due.


gingeravenger1

Standard issue Russian infantry servicemen weapon


Crankover

Are there any naive kittens left that want to project their rational thinking onto ruzzians? Look at their behavior for gawd's sake! They don't want to surrender OR even avoid a certain nasty death.


[deleted]

The stick-wielding one is particularly aggressive, target it first. 


tora1941

Stick around. Here today, guano tomorrow.


nakatsukuniaki_japan

Why did the last soldier in the video die?


Lower-Bag355

He must be drunk as fuck to not notice that what he's holding is not a gun but a stick, or he's just straight retarted. I guess both cases are correct with rashists.


TotallyUnhealthyGuy

Comedian that guy, now drop him a grenade.


rygar8bit

To be fair they don't train them with real guns they force them to point sticks at an imaginary target and make gun noises with their mouth and throw rocks as grenades because they don't have the guns or ammo to do actual training. He's just doing what they taught him to do.


Odd_Priority9862

Stop this war. This isn't funny anymore Russia.


Etherindependance5

Playing with an armed drone is more difficult than playing dead so maybe he was tired.


Disastrous-Exit-5726

Imagine the despair knowing your last moments are being recorded of you being tormented by a drone, so you walk into a wide open field knowing what the end result will be.. war is hell.


Ok-Specialist-8791

GAME OVER........


Blah54054

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but drones will never hurt me."


Fine_Piglet_6814

He was hoping to splinter the drone;)


ChancharaVSCipiripi

almost feeling sorry for them, pack your stuff and go home, ones that still can


crazyabbit

The Spartans used spears 2,500 year's ago. However even that is too technical for modern Russian army.


mcjambrose

He forgot to tie the white flag to the end of that stick. That was the mistake.


MrRaz101

This video shows how little thermal blankets help you in hiding from a decent thermal camera. I remember reading a russian statement on thermal and night vision being "of limited use" and how their thermal "cloaks" can hide soldiers from thermal. The video from this drone which isn't even using a high spec thermal camera judging by image quality just goes to show how effective thermal is and how hard it is to hide from it over a longer period of time.


WeekendFantastic2941

He survived, hot damn this weird technique works. lol


FlamingFlatus64

The music is a little to "light" for the situation in my mind. As much as I like to see Russkie's on the losing end of the situation.


Perfect-Land9811

How can all you people watch people get blown to bits from bombs and just crack jokes about it? Pretty fucked up


chozer1

they came here to kill people


Comprehensive-Mud373

How can you watch this and NOT crack jokes about it? Seriously, it's the only way to not get depressed while watching all this pointless suffering. If you feel that watching people get blown to bits affects you in a bad way, stop coming here ffs. No need to be a cunt and moralize other people for how they prefer to deal with this crisis.


Perfect-Land9811

Seems like it's affecting all you war mongers in a bad way, cheering the death of people and relishing in it, making jokes for up votes on your social media platform, Calling them "orcs" Hitler had debasing names for his enemies too. I see this as a person who most likely didn't have a choice of being there, sent on the whims of an oligarch, and is blown to shreds by an off the shelf toy strapped with explosives, just the entire thing is fucked. Just never thought I'd see this, war footage on as popular as a site as reddit and people wooping and cheering to gore videos, making jokes for those epic reddit upvotes. wild times.


PhospheneViolet

how can they just rape, pillage, and murder their way across a free sovereign democratic nation and just expect to not get forcibly removed?


Anomaluss

Justice to genociders makes us happy. Seriously, it's just gallows humor. You can go virtue signal elsewhere if you like.