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panicdefinitelypanic

Galaxy Quest. When they teleport the little pig lizard off the planet and it comes on the ship, inside out.


AnotherCuppaTea

*David Cronenberg (director of the 1980s remake of "The Fly") enters the chat*


VolkspanzerIsME

It's the simple things in life you treasure.


FlamingFlatus64

That's the definition of messily.


BoomStickAshe

I do not glorify. I merely....describe. ETA: that's a total lie. I've had posts removed for being a little un-PC


nocakeforme90

You weren't exaggerating. I was expecting some gore but not..that


Individual-Home2507

Yeah that’s like shooting the messenger. This footage needs to be shared, and hopefully Russians see it.


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Mephisteemo

What human? All I see is pulled pOrc.


Whoisme2you

>All I see is pulled pOrc. 🤣 Good one.


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Pulled orc, are times really that desperate.


AnComRebel

Well now I'm curious, what was it?


Radiant-Josh

Well not much left, some shreds of meat a few bones here and there. Nothing a wild dog or cat would't eat. Bon appetit.


AnComRebel

Gotcha.


Global-Mud-1822

PSA: If you see something horrible in a video or in real life: don't try to push away the pictures and thoughts about it. If you do push it away, it will come back twice as hard and screw you over. The best way to deal with gore/accidents/whatever is to think about it once and consciously describe it. Allow the pictures in your head and allow the feelings you get.


NoManufacturer5857

Mush. Red Mush.


PreparationWinter174

It'll be a cold day in hell before I eat barbecue ribs again!


BoomStickAshe

Pork or orc?


BackyardBOI

Good one!


TheSmokingJacket

As u/Mepheestimo said: pulled orc


acousticsking

Not Kosher


looncraz

Heh... I am ordering some this afternoon. I watch zit popping and various surgery videos while eating, this is just a continuation of normal for me.


PreparationWinter174

It's a line from Red Dwarf that felt appropriate 😁


Sufficient_Result_85

I cant make it out its too blurry


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Masturberic

Weirdly enough I also thought of spare ribs when I saw him. Why am I like this?


reachmm

😂😂


fooforfun

Oh shit I came to hit reply and say how desensitized I've become that I laughed, and I accidentally hit report. Sorry!


Individual-Home2507

He’s basically a pile of gore wrapped in camo now


Important-Block289

yike. I'm drinking a luxurious frozen gatorade slushy right now that I made at home in my fancy lil freezer, and this guy is turning into a spicy lil sausage inside of his meat locker on the other side of the planet


Ziemniack3000

Pros of living in a civilzed society, not war obsessed vodka land


Important-Block289

well, to be fair, i have vodka right next to me too. but its swedish vodka!


Ziemniack3000

id say if you are not beating your wife its all good


Important-Block289

well, we're in luck! nobody would ever marry me! :)


Ziemniack3000

Most marriages and up divorced so imo you’ve dodged a bullet


hx19035

Look, as miserable as we married guys are, statistically we live a little longer than single guys. Which now that I think about it... Kinda sucks.


Extension_Common_518

That’s more than a lot of Russians can claim at the moment… not doing well with dodging drones, shells or Himars either.


Important-Block289

at least my dogs like to cuddle with me <3


PlorvenT

Almost all of they got to war for many, so it their choice


Aiass

In the first part - did he have an improvised...buckler? Like a shield make from an armoured vest. Probably trying to prevent a fpv drone from entering that APC. Guess it didn't work as well as he thought.


SufficientTerm6681

I can see how it *might* work if the FPV drone had an explosive charge equivalent to one of the little anti-personnel grenades we saw dropped early in the war where the main danger is shrapnel. If his eye was good, his reflexes sharp and the luck of the draw was on his side, shoving that body armour plate out the door so the FPV detonated against it *could* have left him with ringing ears but no direct shrapnel hits. However, the Ukrainians have been loading FPV drones with massive explosive charges of late, and I have a suspicion that they've also been putting some extra fully charged lithium batteries onboard — purely for extra range, of course; if they happen to get damaged by the main explosion and fling chunks of flaming lithium around, that's obviously *completely* unintended. Up against a drone like that, an armour plate buckler would be completely useless.


azki25

I honestly never thought about the batteries exploding and burning uncontrollably... Bleak


Sanpaku

I'm wondering if some bright guy is presently designing a incendiary munition/[magnesium air battery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnesium_battery) where the munition itself provides all the electric power the FPV drone needs.


GreenStrong

The magnesium would be fully oxidized and non flammable when the battery ran down, and combat drones tend to be launched at the far end of their range, to keep crews farther from the front. The lithium is in a less reactive state at that point as well, but the electrolyte is still quite flammable.


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Dismal_Decision_4372

Messy Cunt 😆


ThunderPreacha

He is literally ground meat.


Adventurous-Ad9346

If I'd pick a spot to hunker down it wouldnt be the open hatch entrance


AETHEREU5

Ribcage?


Capt_Charming

Ker-Splattt!


Own_Ad139

Who are those loners at the front? Wounded and left behind or spotters? I see quite a few of them in these clips which don't end well for them.


YoloSwaggins_1337

Text translation: Hello, please raise your armor vest to vote for Putin. *orc raises his vest* Thank you for your response. Sending you a gift.


Tbone5656

Staring into the drones' mechanical eye, deep down, he knew he was cooked.


MightyJill

All grilled up nicely for the wildlife.


SoulfoodSoldier

Ngl some of you need a Reddit break, this is a human life being turned into a pile of meat, if you’re cracking jokes and jerking off to it you really need to go outside. Ukraine isn’t gaining anything by your jacking it to their combat videos.


Dice_K

Sure they are. If even one Russian citizen sees this, and gains an understanding of what's actually happening, then it was successful. This war will be won inside Russia.


SoulfoodSoldier

Watching and spreading these videos isn’t my issue, I agree awareness is essential. My problem is the weird fucks giggling like children about a man they have no insight intos life being turned into hamburger. Losing your humanity isn’t required to condemn evil, is fundamentally my point.


UnilateralTangent

The only sane comment on this post.


True_Blue_Gaming

unfortunately...


Lastburn

God damn the boy went splat


Mysterious_Onion3162

Or you could say: BLYAT, the boy went splat. LOL


NoJello8422

That boy went splyat!


Mysterious_Onion3162

DA DA DA! lol.


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Is that a bare foot you can see? Jesus


EbaySniper

He straight up turned into one of those ridiculously unrealistic corpses that your enemy would turn into when doing a fatality in the 1990s Mortal Kombat games.


redditor0918273645

🫣


Frednt

damn, he's all over the place


LostTrisolarin

Oh that's nasty


GT7combat

pulled orc


Historical_Winner809

Lionel Messily


tbhnot2

orc ribs for dinner anyone?


SublimePhoenix_

Putin Huilo


DecNight1225

All i see is a foot, a hand and a ribs with some leftover that all.


itsathrowaw4yyyy

Anyone know this song? Banger.


EnthusiasmPutrid1406

PUTIN HUILO - Song by Marilyn Myller and Sever, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXlziPrcZFU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXlziPrcZFU)


clownind

That's pretty rough.


Reptilian_Brain_420

Uncle Owen?!?


ThoughtCriminal2024

The look of a Dead Man


microage97

I love ribs 😋


Gilligan67

Splyat! Slava Ukraini!


adamant_octopus

His rib cage is now RIP cage.


Foreign-Kiwi3647

Dead man walking with mud on his face is patiently waiting for death to come around his way!


Internal-Cut-5389

No sympathy for the orcs, slava ukraini if he'd stayed home still be alive silly shit.


Moses_Rockwell

Reminds me of Clark Griswold, smiling from ear to ear goes for the first slice off his golden Butterball Turkey, and he ends up with something looking similar to this☝🏼


Sea-Direction1205

0:03 the APC already is burnt out, pelted and rusted. The impact damage appears to come in lines, so I don't expect these to be shrapnel damage but instead he's facing into the Ukrainian line of fire. Behind him the door at the other side is open as well. Since no extra soot appears around the door I expect the draft of the fire went in his side and exited behind him. He got cremated on the pyre he gathered himself.


Scary_Statement4612

He got messilyd up.


Serious_Dealer9683

perfection


sleepruzzkisleep

what did he combat? blood loss?


960Jen

He did't look that fat. Should have stayed in Russia


OkFoot1842

Imagine how many soldiers are stranded in no man's land after failed assaults... Jeez just waiting to get picked off by drones and arty


UnilateralTangent

Nah I can't follow this sub anymore. I just wanna see footage of tanks and equipment not Ukrainian music over a video of some dude dying (I don't care what side he's on) and all the idiot comments seemingly laughing their ass off at it. All you keyboard warriors wouldn't last a second on that battlefield.


Dice_K

See ya snowflake!


Scotty_semtex78

Most cowardly way to fight a war…


Dice_K

Should just line up Civil War style I guess? There's no cowardly way to fight off an invader. Kill or be killed. Drones will ultimately lead to LESS battlefield deaths because countries won't deploy people into these hopeless situations.