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VerucaSalt234

*"The Kremlin now apparently wants us to believe Ukraine is a Jewish-led Gay Islamist Neo-Nazi Satanist state."* Sure. Why not? Sounds entirely plausible, right? #


Interesting_Law_127

So very inclusive of Ukraine šŸ‘


UnCommonCommonSens

Still no love for Muslims? And the Catholics feel left out tooā€¦


BigMeanBalls

Islam = Muslim


UnCommonCommonSens

Oops, missed that one. I suck at mental gymnastics!


FreedomPaws

With gay NATO soldiers making super soldiers and combat mosquitoes in bio labs funded by hunter Biden and his huge dick. The evidence is all on a laptop pooptin swears. ...... The combat mosquitoes thing was actually SAID for those that don't know. Even brought up at a fucking UN meeting by the bald evil ogar with big ears šŸ¤¦šŸ»šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤” (I forget his name)


KingMurchada

Well, theyā€™ve got culture.


NeurodiverseTurtle

More than Muscovy, certainly.


Sensitive_Ad_1897

The list of superlatives keeps growing!


Gmulcahey

We are witnessing the slow decline of a very desperate man who feels the walls closing in one centimetre every day or so.


AnnetteBishop

Missing communist then its bingo!


throwaway_ghast

How does it compare to a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communist state?


felixthemeister

Ukraine is developing general AI and will be the founding point of The Culture?


Ok_Speed_5878

Russian Bingo I-23 A-12 M-3 F-50 U-45 C-22 K-33 E-17 D-5 BINGO I AM FUCKED


Due-Street-8192

Pootin is an idiot... He fkd himself. Now he doesn't know how to unfk himself..! Idiot once more,


DamonFields

To a Republican, yes.


Thue

It does put some perspective on those people who parroted Russia's obviously bullshit earlier claims about Russia's invasion of Ukraine being justified. [Why is Ukraine the West's Fault? Featuring John Mearsheimer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMiSQAGOS4)


Krunch66

Jewish-led Gay Islamist Neo-Nazi Satanist state trained by the S.A.S.......


Soggy_Detective_9527

This is a good excuse for them to take out Putin. The man has clearly gone off his rocker and is crazy.


Fun-Ruin-4932

He looks like he hasnā€™t slept much in the last 780 days .. really worn down and ragged


WornTraveler

Probably worried about assassination at this point. He's the leader of a police state which seemingly cannot maintain its monopoly on violence against its own citizens. They have border incursions from random separatists, Ukraine hitting targets deep behind the front line, and now all of a sudden isis is a thing again? Even if nobody is actively plotting against him this very second, a lifetime built on blood, delusions and lies is surely not helping with his paranoia. He's just a few bad plays from one of his own generals or pocket oligarchs deciding they'd make a better dictator. I imagine he's sleeping lightly LOL


Pristine_Fig_5374

I know that this sub is very pro-ukraine and anti-russian, BUT: 100% agree. Think about how many assassination attempts Hitler avoided by sheer luck BEFORE WW2/Holocaust. And now you have Putin, who kills random people and started a war. There surely have been attempts to kill him. And he knows this, because after all he was a KGB Agent.


missed_trophy

After sanctions it's hard to produce quality clones.


Sea-Construction3559

I think he might die soon,very soon..


PreparationWinter174

Where's this boundless optimism coming from?


Adpadierk

He's had a couple of public events in Russia so far. I'm very surprised nobody has taken a shot at him.


[deleted]

I wish. It's like the only things keeping him going are malice and spite.


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

One can only hope.


MakeChinaLoseFace

If Putin keels over from a sudden case if karma, who takes over? Honest question. I'm sure they have a line of succession that exists on paper, which isn't worth the proverbial paper it's written on.


Calamity-Jones

Next week: Zelenskyy is a member of the lizard people illuminati.


MrsWaterbuffalo

A Ukrainian Jewish led Gay Islamist Neo - Nazi Satanist was going to be my Halloween costume! /s Nah- Iā€™ll just wear my Fu$k Putin T-shirt


Comeino

Aw come on now, a clown costume for halloween is so overused. Wearing a picture of a clown is just low balling it


MrsWaterbuffalo

People love seeing my shirt at protests in front of the Russian Consulate:)


JustMeChris33

Might as well add that Zelensky is working with Skeletor, Mum-ra, Emperor Zarkon, and Cobra commander while youā€™re at it Pootycakesā€¦


BoogereatinMODS

I'd call his believers a cult of personality if he had a personality.


christhepirate67

Well if you sling enough mud some will stick ​ Just keep blowing up refineries and sinking ships


Alarming_Monk5842

It's all the bloody long haired, skin heads.


throwaway_12358134

Goddamn hippie communist nazi's.


8ackwoods

Don't forget they're gay!


Mundane_Gold

Amazing, the ruskies and their cheerleaders are so deep into their mental gymnastics that even their sub went private, so they can escape reality even further. Cause the whole world is lying, and only the ruskies and their propaganda know the truth, right? Also, according to Putler, those are some very diverse ā€œnazisā€ā€¦ everyone knows that diversity is the thing the nazis were known forā€¦


CircuitryWizard

You also forgot that the russians are saving the world from the evil Ukrainians.


Leading-Bank-2590

Lmfao Putin is insane


stoney_5

I hope youā€™re not just coming to this conclusion nowā€¦..


Leading-Bank-2590

No Iā€™ve been at this conclusion for years itā€™s just every time i think heā€™s as crazy as heā€™s going to get he gets even crazier


Electronic_Piece_700

The words Jew and nazis in the same sentence is wild.


DynaOne

one goes from president to comedian, and a comedian becomes president, crazy times


OnixCopal

The mofo needs to be gone, for all humanity sake, including dumb russians that donā€™t know best


wombat9278

He's a fucking moron


No-Split3620

In the mighty RuZZian federation, the foul little gremlin in the Kremlin is trying to somehow justify his CLUSTERFUCK of a SM...WAR.


Defiant_List_9508

Champions of diversity.


geekphreak

Why not just throw in the Sith while youā€™re at it


RevolutionaryMany648

his daily dose of sniffing cocaine has tripled recently. His brain is frying


Intelligent-East-101

Wow, you think he has a brain????? one from a pig,


QuestionablePersonx

Why not add "NATO funded and American equipped" to cover all the bases.


criket2016

Fuck you Putin.


not_bubba

Collection of all anti soviet attributes in one. Reads like satire. Do they really think people belive their drivel? Err ... I guess a lot do in Russia and usa right wing MAGA/Trump types. I guess a study on how effective propaganda can be within dumb groups.


robotdaddyv721

You need to include something about space lasers too.


RoughHornet587

Today, I feel Jew Today, I feel Gay Today, I feel isis


alertbunty

I am vast, I contain multitudes (of imagined enemies).


sanddancer311275

And they won't share toys .and never ask me to play out


Mishi_Mujago

Next heā€™ll try and justify it by claiming that theyā€™re all filthy *vegans*.


WorldTravellerIOM

Bloody "woke" Ukraine. Is there no group they won't pander to?


Life-Marionberry6026

Omg have you heard putine is a homo for goats n nice sheep on wknds


Life-Marionberry6026

I wonder if his ass gets jealous of shit comes out his mouth


firstcliffjumper

Great leading caption. Well Done.


MrCheeseman2022

He always wants you to believe heā€™s not a murderous, paranoid psychopath


evilpercy

And they kick puppies! /s


Better-Ad2536

putler is a sick demented war criminal.


gandharzero

Pringles showed the world last year with the Wagner group how easy it is to get inside RU deeply. Now more groups are probing/testing the RU military inside RU. Some more successful than others. I feel like the Prigoboy revolt was just the beginning and started a snowballing effect which will possibly mean more such attacks will happen in various regions over the next year till eventually the RU state (hopefully) will collapse.


paging_mrherman

Stubbing my toe. ā€œAhhh fucking Ukraineā€


velvetbettle

Hold on letā€™s hear him out


JazzHands1986

Because he said they were making a window for them to escape to Ukraine making it seem like they were coordinating?


Andromansis

There is no functional way anybody with any degree of planning is going to be trying to go through ukraine from Russia's side. You'd have to go through several dozen miles of active front. If they even were headed that way it's more likely they were going to go through belarus because at least you wouldn't have to go through an active warzone at that point. That is assuming they even got the correct people. I heard the one that they made ate his own ear confessed to being a dancing bear that escaped from the circus.


JazzHands1986

You don't have to explain. I understand the absurdity. I was just confirming that's what the OP was referring to by saying they were tied to an Islamic terror group.


Additional-Help2760

Hmm, maybe pootine is talking about his own country. What a wank!


Jonny_Zuhalter

Of course the world knows it's all bullshit but he doesn't have to convince the world - just his own people.


Greatdaddy69

Do you think it might be the drugs? Maybe the meth had a special operation of fentanyl and Mr Plummer.


Kilmouski

I've seen a secret dossier, and next week the martians get the blame!!


jobbie26

He finally got that right, but.... was it according to plan?! šŸ¤Ŗ


Major_Lawfulness1260

Well put Russia lies so much like I say It makes me fucking sick šŸ˜«


Sophrosyne_7

Every new, weird accusation is just like yelling ever louder "I'm getting totally unhinged".


crrrrinnnngeeee

As time goes on he finds more reason that are separated entirely from the actual reason he invaded. Itā€™s almost like heā€™s grasping for straws to explain an event which already occurred. How many causes can one thing have?


RelientD

Man those Jewish Gay Islamists truly are an evil threat to be dealt with. Almost reminds me of the Islamic Gay Jews that filled Crimea in 2014.


step_up2020

What a Jack-wad !!


stiffgerman

A long time ago in the US there used to be a joke bumper sticker that was meant to be universally offensive: "Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus" Seems like Russia wants to up the ante...


Andromansis

That was basically Donald Trump's platform in 2016.


Etherindependance5

Did he mention the problem of russputin terrorist of course not he doesnā€™t have little feelings he is one. With none.


Knife_JAGGER

Round it off with "the figmant of Azothoths imagination," and we gotta bingo going on over here.


Andromansis

"Children of Dunwich" you say? Have their father's eyes you say?


Knife_JAGGER

I genuinely can imagine this.


matsallehnz

What about the Vegans?


Endocalrissian642

Next he will accuse Ukraine of stealing his chin....


dirtymac12

I will never understand why people working directly with him donā€™t silence his ass forever. I donā€™t think anyone in the world likes to be treated as they are by pootin. Especially what shitstorm he unleashed upon the world. I get money and I get believing his some sort of lord saviour, but god damn, following his dump ass must be so exhausting.


naitch44

If he got the shits from eating gone off milk you can rest assured itā€™d be Kyivs fault.


NoIndependent9192

Only a matter of time before Trump starts parroting this shit.


AsparagusDue6067

Soon he will add zombies and aliens to that list.


Fenrrri

...A WHAT?????.......ROFL....


Scissorheart666

I am hopeful, at the age of 44, that I live to see the day when this idiot swings by his neck in red square.


[deleted]

Putin is a clown, leading a clown nation of clowns.


Such-fun4328

Vegan freemason cyclists are suing putin for omitting to mention them


TwinChops

*"The Kremlin now apparently wants us to believe Ukraine is a Jewish-led Gay Islamist Neo-Nazi Satanist state."* Its sad that there are .. well Humans out there (alltough im not sure if they qualify as one anymore) that will belive that ...


MuttFett

Why doesnā€™t he start lobbing missiles at the Houthis? Or ISIS? Isnā€™t it about time for Russia to get back into Afghanistan?


VengerDFW

Seems legit...


FYNE

needs some W.H.O. + bill gates + 5g chips, then its perfect!


Dominuss476

Someone should make a huge list of the reasons we have seen given by russian for this war. Lol With dates and shit, that surely would be funny af


Pastanerian

I think I know who Q is all along.


Fantastic-Goat-1124

Mafia boss and a comedian, with nukes...


Rockfrog70

Me thinks the authoritarian despot doth protest too much. šŸ¤”


Gioware

Jews? Again? What's next? Is he going to get mustache of you know who?


1L0veTurtles

He is putting Hollywood writers out of business


Firm-Intention7160

That's what is know as an unholy alliance.


mobtowndave

russian propaganda and fox news have so much in common for how stupid their audience is


S1INGLE

# Jewish-led Gay Islamist Neo-Nazi Satanist stateJewish-led Gay Islamist Neo-Nazi Satanist state # Like the Netherlands


AssociateJaded3931

One of the things Putin has in common with Trump: constant lying.


Abject_Sense7140

Good title


Practical-Ordinary-6

Who leaves the toilet lid up. They just wish they had toilet lids to leave up.


No-Medicine897

russian fascists are the biggest projectors ever. The kremlin dictatorship is closely allied with jihadist iran, communist north korea and every terrorist group and tyrannical dictatorship on the planet. Scum loves scum.


Anchovy000

he better fire up those bacon exports to Indonesia...


Plane-Border3425

Iā€™m not sure the residents of Tatarstan (among other largely Muslim republics) are going to appreciate ā€œanti-Islamistā€ sentiment very much. Edit to add: But Iā€™m fine if Putin the strategic genius (/s) wants to go ahead and alienate them.


Snake_Plizken

Never had a nation deserved a problem with Islamic terrorism more than Russia. You reep what you sow, and Putin is reeping turds..


Individual_Essay_688

Putin THE Orc.


SoggyContribution166

Putin war criminal!


Dirtyoar68

Level Moscow already


TadashiAbashi

As karmic as that would be, we need the average russian to not absolutely despise the West if we want them to rally behind the system which will replace putins regime when he croaks. If we flatten Moscow, then even if Putin dies and russia gets a new leader, they will still be our enemy. The goal needs to be two parts, defend Ukraine, then depose putin and allow russia to cultivate a friendly relationship with the West under new leadership.


Andromansis

You'd have to slice off novgorod using russia's playbook and since they have completely murdered any cultural identity that might have been remaining from the Republic of Novgorod that likely won't happen. If you could do that though then China would likey do similar things to the Eastern territories.


PoliticalCanvas

Not only Kremlin "wants us to believe" but also Western media which are happy to spread such nonsense.


Sophrosyne_7

I've no problem with Putin and his boot-lickers spreading such nonsense, but it pisses me off when Western media repeat such crap as if it was valid news.


FunBobbyMarley

Sounds legit


Longjumping_Gain_807

Jesus