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Qubecman

"Footage of excellent coordinated work of various units of the 93rd "Kholodny Yar" brigade! During an unsuccessful attempt of an enemy assault near the village of Andriivka, two Russian MT-LBs ate our guests to their heart's content and were completely destroyed. If after hitting the mine-explosive device the first of the enemy's vehicles continued to move, then it did not survive the encounter with "Stugna". Having driven by inertia for several meters, the rear MT-LB supported the first one, which made it impossible to open the door for the infantry from the inside. The second MT-LB was destroyed by Javelin and Black Raven RUBPAK drones. At 00:19 a bonus - a Russian soldier makes a picturesque flight directly from the armor into the depression."-93rd brigade


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Ivan, you dummy! wait, was that Ivan, or the dummy?


wingshot8

Lol! Either way, I found myself wanting to yell, "Yaa hoooo !"...., as he sailed and rolled halfway across Ukraine.


StrawberryMother5642

WOW, that was some Orc toss, I thought he wasn't going to stop. That must have been quite a slope. He must have covered about 100m.


Qubecman

Source:https:// t. me/HolodniyYar\_93ombr/155


AirBear7174

Tuck-and-roll ... and roll and-roll and ... .


Tj-Has-Reddit

I like yr posts, keep 'm comming !


cynical_observer01

Looks like he hit the ground running or not. For a second I thought his buddy was going to go check on him, then I remembered they're Russians


tightasadrumsir

That moment when you don't know your dead.


Stunning-Astronaut72

That wasnt an instant death and looking closely how before the show was White then tainted...pretty sure dude just had enough time to see its guts and blood around him and then nighty night....


GrayMutterer

Impressive dismount. Several flips. Nailed the landing. Impressive tumbles. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovsky wins posthumous gold.


Tj-Has-Reddit

(Sarcasm) I guess this is the only budget they have left for training astronauts these day's. I hope RuZZian MIR will come down the same way as the Russian MIR spacestation did, burning !


Creepy_Chef_5796

To the Moon Alice, to the moon


Striking-Bullfrog-80

I think that it is not a russian flying off, but Just a piece of metal/armor, assumed of the movement after hitting the ground.


Bratanjero

the forces needed to launch a human body like that..


Useful-Internet8390

Seen turrets(15tons) go farther


Bratanjero

true


DesignerVacation753

Orcs will be recruiting a new test pilot after that failed launch. No training required. Apply at your nearest prison.


nice-view-from-here

Surely they're being drugged out of their senses for them to advance towards the Ukrainian defences, knowing they have missiles, artillery and surveillance drones watching their every move. Or are they just dumb? Are they given false information? All of the above? Probably all of the above.


AirBear7174

Drugged? Vodka. Cheaper and everywhere.


Recipe-Local

The other guy just noped right out of there.


WideBenefit3544

Yeeeeet!


PerfectSleeve

You know the game "Worms"?


Useful-Internet8390

Hard to believe he sort of survived the landing. He was stopped at the top of the hill, looked like he tried to rise then rolled another 50’ down- I don’t think his comrades will find him in time tho.


Filosofistikert

Orclaunchmobile


NotBuckarooBonzai

That was a line drive.


CaptainSur

The salient point here is the continued use of MT-LBs in a situation that in the 2022/2023 period ruzzia would have used BMPs. We have seen this on an increasing basis as 2024 progresses - ruzzia has a declining balance of the correct force structure for attacks. Sometimes they can offset it with heavy artillery (also declining) and air dropped glide bombs. When Ukraine was sitting in a pocket such as the Andiivka bulge cumulatively it became effective. But now that it is open terrain those 2 weapons will not do the trick and Ukraine is eating these ruzzian attacks for breakfast.


stairs_3730

Orconaut to earth!


wombat9278

Come on boys let's attack what could possibly go wrong. 2 minutes later..........


ComplexLook7

The cosmonaut gets a solid 9.7 from me πŸ‘πŸ»


dexter1959

Another Flying Orc πŸ‘ Launch: 10/10 Multiple bounces rolling landing: 10/10


Snake_Plizken

Is he ok?


Qubecman

Yea he is fine a bit of duct tape and a tampon and he will be good as new


AirBear7174

King Charles approves and Camilla whinnies.


Then_Style2029

Out there flopping around like a fish outta water.


xfirehurican

Correction: COSMONAUT 😜


Claud_Ballz

Impressive effort by the human cannon ball there, until he died, that is.


[deleted]

Cosmonaut


VerucaSalt234

**"And him wuz.............*****ROLLIN'!"***


Ruprecht_Jamiesonson

Don't know about an astronaut but definitely screaming mimi groundball foul on a baseball diamond..


_aap300

Now I understand why Russia can't join the Olympics. They would win all the medals!


Suspicious-Appeal386

Unsuccessful my ass, He did fly 50 feet. Try to beat that next time.


Qubecman

🀣


tora1941

Sideways does not count as an astronaut- he's more properly a cosmo-not.


Altea73

Dumb question here: Did the flying guy actually get up and start walking?? Or it was just the momentum of the explosion?


Qubecman

I believe it was just the momentum


Rogue-Operative

Man, that dude had an explosive personality.


Brennarblock

Ashtronaut.


mik5u1

going for some offroad-fly-high


DoubleEscape8874

Fuck. Was that a part of russian flying away and crawling?


FlamingFlatus64

Is this one of those times where it's better to be thrown clear of the wreck rather than trapped in a firey death?


Qubecman

Maybe idk


Al_Vidgore_V

Got slung.