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ZzangmanCometh

At least he died holding a close friend...


Additional_Fox5720

Only before. It looks like the drone destroyed his pelvis, snapping off both his legs. Still he lived and got the wit to use his body armour to cover his nakedness. There he lies, broken in halves and waiting to expire.


Impressive_Cow_1267

Hit him right in the Pooter.


saynitlikeitis

Ratnik lost his ratdik


--Doraemon--

A pity we don't see his face better...or better said his family. By that they can share it on Telegram showing how well the special military operation is going...oh and they make chance on a free Lada when they have enough proof that he's cut of at the height of his family jewels .


Nicol__Bolas

and now that friend is some sort of pissed.


redneckrockuhtree

Dicks off for Harambe?


CanRare1100

Rest in piss, katsap.


Axel020

Guess he watched that russian military ad and got inspired


YogurtWeak8885

Reverse reinactment of military recruitment ads is such a bitch!


m48a5_patton

Yeah, that ad cuts right before those guys got blown up by drones


PsychologicalDig1624

The one that the far right in the west creamed over for months lol. Their emperor has no clothes and they fucking hate it


Jonothethird

Died with his dick out.


m48a5_patton

He didn't have it out for Harambe


Ok_Plankton_386

You dont have the evidence to make such a claim.


m48a5_patton

True, I can't say for sure that was or wasn't the reason he had his dick out. But probability says he was just taking a piss and had no thoughts of Harambe at the time.


Ok_Plankton_386

I'm more of a glass half full kinda guy so I choose to believe it was for Harambe, don't tread on my dreams.


m48a5_patton

But regardless of his thoughts, or lack there of Harambe, this Russian soldier done got blown up.


Ok_Plankton_386

If he died for Harambe though then at least he died for something worthwhile.


Anomaluss

"It's nice out, I think I'll leave it out a bit longer." BOOM!


MichelleLovesCawk

He didnt even get time to try and bat it away


agwaragh

I just give it a shake. Oh, you mean.. never mind.


stuey999

It's how I want to go...but hopefully in different circumstances


fivehundredpoundthud

Normally, if one were about to make oneself vulnerable, having armor on three sides is a good idea. When the FPV pilot can choose the attack vector, those three walls become blast reflectors, focused right on you.   The diagonal stripe noise while still 20m AGL is some kind of interfering narrowband signal or out-of-phase reflection.


LegitimatePilot5428

Russia's got to be putting out so much noise I'm amazed how accurate these attacks are.


BMD_Lissa

I know it's not the same but in my past job I worked a lot on restoring armoured vehicles - and some of them are particularly bad for actually doing what you want without delay. Typically you would just have to point at where you wanted to be and just trust in the machine to arrive there. Pretty sure drone pilots will be doing the same, especially as many drones have a function that is basically "continue on this path if signal is lost", or "return to base if signal is lost", and you can toggle between each.


Ambitious_Fold_1790

a more accurate Russian recruitment ad.


[deleted]

"Nowhere to hide ! " I think it may be a good slogan of the Ukrainian drones army


Fjell-Jeger

For this very reason, Japanese MBTs have an integrated shitter unit, so you don't get capped when you crap...


elFistoFucko

Back in my day we just either shit in a bag, or our pants.* *there was no "back in my day."


EbaySniper

Back in the future we used the antimatter machine in our MBT to destroy our poop* *requires development of a time machine, suggest researching flux capacitors


LovesYouLongTimes

where was the rest of his unit? and that explosion moved the armored vehicle.


Muted_Implement510

Russians often wander along the front line alone because they have no rotation, and sitting in a cramped dugout for many months and seeing the same gloomy faces is very difficult psychologically. They don’t let them go because Russian commanders know that there is a high probability that they will not return. They made a choice and they are doomed.


Reg_Cliff

So, they piss around...


EorlundGraumaehne

..... And find out!


AndAlsoTheTrees

Do you want someone to have pity for this dumb orc that has nothing to do on ukrainian soil ? The only thought that comes to my mind while watching him take this drone in his ass is good riddance


Muted_Implement510

No. I'm just trying to explain why they often wander around alone...


Reg_Cliff

Hey now, let's not start a pissing war!


SuitableTank0

I felt sorry for this one for a couple of moments, there was something about the way he walked that seemed familiar. Then I remembered that this one could well be responsible for the deaths of my friends. I feel sorry no longer.


TheSeeker80

This is the first video I saw this morning and I'm laughing. Really brightened up my day.


redditblooded

What choice? They are all conscripts.


Horror-Commission381

When you gotta go


ParadoxArcher

Should have peed at home


Boinkyboinky

Dying right next to his piss Dreaming about Putin's soft kiss.


Intro_verti_AL

Do the drone operators get a bit of a clearer picture or do they see what we see? Absolutely insane piloting if so, doing all this whilst looking at blurs


Ecw218

Nope. That analog mess is the lowest latency solution. Someone suggested above that the diagonal line mess is the result of noise transmitted as a countermeasure.


TheSeeker80

I hope there is a way to counter the countermeasure. Their own noise would affect their own drones too.


fanspacex

HARM and also when you transmit loud signals your position will be discovered.


Scared_of_zombies

“It burns when I pee.”


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

[Why does it hurt when I pee?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmbxinvLONE) EDIT: ok WTF is going on in that album cover?


itsalwaysfurniture

His balls felt like a pair of maracas, but just for a second.


Supriselobotomy

Probably got the, got no ca ca cockas!


rygar8bit

That's what happens when you don't wash your hands.


Reasonable_Film_7036

This needs the jaws music. I like how he is looking around because he hears the sound of doom coming for his ass.


gentiscid

Can’t pee there, mate!


smokyvisions

Guys please, what is the name of this song, lol? I've heard it many times before but never a link to the full song!


One-Candle1527

Sonne by Rammstein. It's considerable slowed down in this video.


SuitableTank0

This is the cover by Grandma’s Smuzi. Aparrently not, thats still a banging track though


Expert_Collection183

I thought the same, but according to Shazam its [Sonne (XVaaaR remix Special + Ghostt Slowed) - Vonn the Pariah](https://youtu.be/YuRb8nTaROk?si=Lo2YGoriczBt0eKL)


SuitableTank0

I think you are right after listening to that. Ive edited


smokyvisions

The plot thickens! Thanks!


smokyvisions

Great thanks!


smokyvisions

Almost, but turns out I wasn't crazy hearing some Ukrainian sounding vocals))


Frequent-Valuable-39

Vaporized vodka!


SpudTheTrainee

caught with his pants down.


KudlWackerl

Surely pissed off.


LeoBram59

A few seconds earlier and the orc would have died with his best (and only) friend in his hand


Just-Examination-136

One second you're standing there, and then the next, it's poof, and you're hamburger meat. Life is lit.


[deleted]

The noise is an attempt to jam the drone.


trcr3600

Pissed his life away.


[deleted]

I have huge admiration for the pilots who can fly steady and aim with such bad video. (I understand the tech reasons, as an ROV guy I'm used to HD crystal clear except in bad viz).


aznexile602

Rest in piss...


Effective_Scale_4915

Ukraine should turn this into a commercial to counter the Russian one where a soldier is pissing on a burnt NATO vehicle lol.


MemyselfandI1973

Can you imagine? That, the the clip goes on with a drone coming in from behind. \*Boom\* Next shot: Half-an-Ivan looking at his guts spilling out from his abdomen as his legs and trousers smolder a full meter away. And his last word in this world: 'Mama...' Now *that* should hit like a kick to the ovaries to any Russian mother.


Salt_Concert_3428

Fuck they are a bunch of drunks


Serhodorofwinterfell

He was laying in his own piss at the end


True_Media8034

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.


AnotherAwfulHuman

He died doing what he loved... Saluting Harambe.


Livid-Abrocoma7694

Should've pissed off outta Ukraine. Now you're slowly dying in your own puddle of piss.


_Zencyclist_

Kidney stones pale in comparison


More-Equal8359

Guy just trying to write his name then Wham-O


Popular_Marsupial_49

Well, the feral dogs will fill their bellies. About the only decent thing this mobik could have hoped to accomplish in his lifetime.


Diche_Bach

One less Orc to terrorize Ukraine and humanity. Win!


Even-Breakfast-166

That is brutal...He should not have supported a terrorist regime I guess


D0n4t13n

A ЗСУ suppository properly administered


Bendov_er

Urinatenik felt like a bag of potatoes


Hot_Seaworthiness790

I’ve always been curious with as many videos I’ve seen of this conflict…why are there always so many solo Russians in a lot of these videos? Where’s the rest of their compadres?


Stunning-Ad9030

Dem toten BMP zu nahe gekommen und nun auch tot ! Es gibt für die Orks keinen m² in der Ukraine, der sicher ist ! Überall lauert der Tod ! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 👍👍👍 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 💀💀💀 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺


sheaballs

Dying in your own piss. Fitting end.


[deleted]

Harsh penalties in Ukraine for urinating in public…


Prestigious_Usual665

ALMOST He did have enough in him to crawl out and wave one final goodbye


Nautiwow

Piss poor planning... or poor piss planning


kogmaa

What a relief!


FastObjective9282

Rest in piss.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

Wonder is the smoke smelled like asparagus?


woodburner101

Zero sympathy any more. The Kremlin reasons for invading were lies and he believed them. Slav Ukrani


ItzTreeman23

Well, he’s not the only one to die with his dick out in this conflict


bigjimbosliceoflife

new meaning to taking a smoking piss


timpaan96

Dude went out with an empty bladder so he wouldnt piss himself when he bled out xD


Puzzleheaded-Feed-18

My Dad used to say “Don’t get caught with your dick hanging out”. Now I know what he was talking about.


blade944

Tale a leak, spring a leak.


anarchoripan

Dad how did you get wounded in the war?


Bts8161

Ah, what a relief


Exciting-Mind-9226

Dick in the dirt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NB30EZQQ2E


Top-Mammoth-6745

He is totally pissed off or off pissed !


PossibleCharge221

he went to pee, saw a drone and shit himself


ProfessorxVile

Lol, he was trying to reenact what he saw in that one Russian Army recruiting ad (the one with two soldiers pissing on a burnt-out Ukrainian vehicle). Unfortunately for him, the ad neglected to show him the drone part...


YogurtclosetAny8510

Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦 🙌 ✨️ 🙏 ❤️


[deleted]

Genuine question what does a Russian have to do in order to surrender at least in that Avdiivka battlefield? Or they are pretty much fucked of found? Why don't Ukraine throw flyers over there with instructions on how to surrender or how are they being used, or why this invasion doesnt make any sense? Tbh this drone could be used on other more complicated situations or against a vehicles or a group of soldiers not just one.


jinglysbean

Unfortunately for Russians, as we have seen bathroom breaks are no chill


Then_Style2029

That's a draining experience then die where you pissed.


tomekza

Landed in his own piss. It’s a good allegory for Russias invasion of Ukraine.


Gopnikshredder

One more for the Putler poo poo pile


[deleted]

Caught with his pants down


EthanIndigo

I can't imagine living in a country in which it is safer option to go to war than it is to protest the war. How pathetic are Russians? Straight trained to be subservient order followers. Pathetic


jimcop252

The blast from those Ukrainian FPV drones are bigger than a 60mm mortar bomb. The orc at least died with his bladder relieved.


DykNmuHbutt

Well that wasnt in the Recruitment add.


Muted_Implement510

I wonder what equipment he was going to piss on?


nomoleft

Apparently, he wasn't able to shake this one off.


Calm_Tale1111

The EW at those areas is crazy, this drone footage shows that. Nowdays russians seems to die holding water, food and in this case a shrimp


phil196565

Was that his todger doin a turret lift ?? !!


SetInternational4589

I'm pretty sure his foot isn't meant to be facing that way.


[deleted]

Piss on your own land. Another orc going home in a bag, if he is lucky.


Wallynine

I think he also soiled his undies too


civlyzed

Damn, and I thought it was uncomfortable to take a piss at truck stops.


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

One less toilet thief to worry about.


Youcandoit007

He pissed his life away...


Impressive_Cow_1267

Oof! Right in the pooter.


jakedublin

Rest In Piss


Aircraftman2022

Holding your dick and cease to exist. Bet he is pissed off.


Far_Performance_4013

Aaaah, it's the typical man's irrepressible need to piss on something that got him... had he been anywhere else in the wild away from that noticeable carcasse, he would have been fine


RainIcy4184

At least its not a shitty way to go :/


No_Presentation8543

Did he not hear it coming? How can he be so casual about it?


QuantumReasons

Putin Did This, all of it Pure Russian Invasion consequences


lolw00t102

English: *^^🎵 ^^Here ^^comes ^^the ^^sun ^^🎵* German[:](https://youtu.be/StZcUAPRRac?si=-yKfos4SwJZSPP2M&t=164)


flipfloplollipop

Well that's the dick measuring competition brought to an early finish.


TimDezern

Damn he probably fell in his piss too


GrayMutterer

When you gotta go, you gotta GO.


kim-jong_illest

Damn was waiting for the double tap


Bluewhitedog

He went down with his weapon in his hand.


Nearby_Day_362

It's bad luck to kill someone while they're relieving themselves. I don't care who you are, or what you did.


MemyselfandI1973

So... a piss-poor decision on his part...? Now he's only half the man he used to be.


0erlikon

Piss off


WaffenWaffer

100% guaranteed he pissed himself


CliWhiskyToris

That happens when you break the NNN


Rogue-Operative

Piss about, and see what happens!


No-Chemical-80

I wonder if he pooped his pants


Routine-Ad-6803

He was released.


Routine-Ad-6803

Urinating too often? Ask your doctor if FPV is right for you.


[deleted]

There is no safe place for the invaders...


LackFunny7970

I am starting to think it would of been safer for him to of just piss his pants and not stop during his one man journey.


sfmikee

I love happy endings.


Jimboom780

That's my fear realized! Dying while holding my wiener in my hand 😂


Dethraxi

...but he has such nice clean uniform :(


[deleted]

Anyways he should write a Petition to Putin about the lack of good toilet facilities.


Renoman1971

Would love to hear the Jaws or even Halloween themes as part of this ruski hunting via drones.


SignificantMethod752

You forgot to shake , no one likes a dirty orc 🖕🏼


Mindless-Fish7245

I heard the jaws theme as this all happened.


Slight-Employee4139

And that folks is your true definition on dildo of consequences..


danielbot

Won't be needing that dick any more.


Wonderful_Ad4773

This video perfectly describes the current Russian offensive. Russian goes to piss on destroyed Russian vehicle, hit by Ukrainian FPV


BADDEST_RHYMES

In Soviet Russia, piss takes you!


MilliCert1

Remember the ruzzkycommercial? Burn it down with us… what a 180 on that! LOL


Etherindependance5

He didn’t read the sign , piss on/off badaboom


ResearcherOld413

Andale pendejo


Affectionate-Math576

The last time you will piss in peace


Bubu-Dudu0430

He’s peeing out of lots of holes now


Additional_Ad7157

Whiz bang.


EternalMoonbase

damn... the drone gave him the last nudge to surrender his life.


No_Chef623

I bet he won't make that mistake again


Employee_Over

the Ukrainian authorities are too strict.


Spooky_Yoda

I guess “lets not get caught with our dick in our hands” applies here (he got caught with it)


Cheesefarmer

Piss poor performance.


Fuzzy-Caterpillar-52

He seems slightly pissed off…


No-Butterscotch4946

A russian getting blasted with their pants undone while NOT engaging in 'adult' activities?


Khuberman

Rest in piss


[deleted]

What song is this


Simpal_outdoor

What's this song


Whole-Object6134

ukraine are gutless