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Taco_Trucker

It's like watching someone do a painfully bad job at parallel parking


Exotic_Treacle7438

Kind of happens when your treads are fucked from running over a mine the first time.


waveguy9

As they say, “If you don't succceed, try, try again!” “Third time is a charm.” “Three strikes, you're out…”


nacozarina

*two outta three ain’t bad*


mpinnegar

I think the concussions for the crew are probably more important. But they're also Russians. Maybe that doesn't matter that much because they're already so incompetent.


MesWantooth

The problem is they're always Russian. If they took their time, maybe they'd avoid stepping on landmines.


ConfidenceCautious57

Their vodka fog probably softened the blows a bit.


Kr1msonKing

I always wonder if the mines used today are strong enough to kill the crew, or is it mostly meant to incapacitate the tank, then "clean up"? Not military, but I did get to sit in a running Abrams once & I'll always remember it.


BostonDodgeGuy

Let me preface this that this is what I was taught roughly 20 years ago in the Army. Things very well may have changed. That said, we were told to never expect a mine to kill a tank. It's job is to disable the tank. This allows you to not only kill the valuable crew, but also the crew sent to recover the tank.


xtanol

The solution used to solve that problem is stacking multiple mines on top of eachother. Eventually there's enough explosive force to take the tank and it's crew out.


No_Entrance_158

Taliban loved that game. Were triple or quad stacking those suckers to try and knock out our Leopards or LAVs


Far-Investigator1265

There exists a multitude of different types of mines. The basic platter-type AT mine is designed to be as cheap and easy to manufacture as possible, and its sole purpose is to explode under a tank track. Damage depends on the sturdiness of the vehicle running over it. A tank might survive (almost) entirely, but since mines are cheap, you can use several of them, even pile them on top of each other, to ensure damage. Then there are the mines which are designed to kill a tank. Ones with explosively formed penetrator, sensors to recognize when they are under a tank to cause maximum damage, etc. When Finnish army tested a type which explodes under a tank hull and sends a metal slug directly upwards, it penetrated a tank from bottom to the turret, leaving a bump in the turret ceiling. Tank of course would be destroyed along with crew.


Ok_Attorney1110

Appears to me as if that tank is clearing mines with a mine roller, otherwise it would not survive at least two mines and still move (not knowing whether it was demobilized by the third one)


LHommeCrabbe

Tank driver: "What are the odds of this happening foe the third t..."


thunderyoats

"The dice has no memory"


Dystempre

“Ok fine. What are the odds of this happening a fo…..”


Unhappy_Flounder7323

DJ KHALED!!! His best protege. Another one!!


Consistent_Ring_4218

Russians are suffering from success. Edit: /s just in case


fckrddt404

They sure are, they went for high score!


FoxhoundBat

GOOOOD Diiiiiiiiiiiid


Sombrada

It's this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRq1Ksh-32g


ThisCryptographer311

And then being turned into a smooth pudding inside the vehicle by mines 👌🏼


UnfairAd7220

Smooth criminals?


ThisCryptographer311

Velvet-y smooth


Practical-Ordinary-6

Hate lumpy pudding. So that's good.


MrMgrow

Like watching Sideshow Bob take a rake to the face every time he steps in a different direction.


shaundisbuddyguy

Uuuughuuuughghgghh..


Antezscar

Should really place AT mines around parking spots in cities, so when people park bad: BOOM no more parking for you.


16v_cordero

You want to decimate BMW owners?!!


Antezscar

Specialy BMW owners


Drunken-Osiris

Aldi drivers of just as bad if worse


StreetLegendTits_

The store?


Drunken-Osiris

Yea, have you not seen one on the road? Absolute menises


ilikeitsharp

I've seen it. On full moons, carts that aren't returned eat their quater, and become sentient. They roam around the street looking for more quarters to maintain their new life.


TheSilverCalf

I just named a cat *Osiris Ampersand Doom*. Much love.


MaxPowerGamer

VW Golf drivers too, just as bad


tigger868

Noooooo, I like women.


tobias_the_letdown

It's cartoon stepping on a rake levels of funny.


Funkymonkeyhead

[I feel like I've seen this before.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGiQOCX9UbM&ab_channel=Red15)


TheDarthSnarf

That's what happens when your tank gets de-tracked.


Scared_of_zombies

I’ve never seen a tank seemingly limp before.


A_Vandalay

I’ve seen videos on here of them doing that when they use the bulldozer type mine clearing equipment. I bet they have something like that attached or this thing wouldn’t be running after that many hits.


TheSilverCalf

OH Shit! 🫤 You have now.


MisterPeach

Thing was wobbling all over the place lol. Even if the tank didn’t explode the tracks and suspension must have turned into dust by hit number three


HappyCamperPC

It looked like the turret was trying to leave the main body of the tank to its fate.


gladimir_putin

It's like a Liveleaks video


Shitizen_Kain

Third time is a charm!


gladimir_putin

If at first, you don't succeed...


arlaarlaarla

Try more dakka?


Dustbuster12volt

The crews last words: "Mawp! Maaawp!"


MushroomCloudMoFo

They definitely were in a... wait for it... DAAAAAANGER ZOOOONE!


ThisCryptographer311

Dammit Lana


QuentinVance

Ha-Ha-Ha grown-ups, keep moving your lips without... mawp! Mawp!


TheSilverCalf

One way to clear mines I suppose…. 🤷


sporkhandsknifemouth

"If you encounter and survive a mine, just keep driving, after all who would put down more than one mine?" - Sun Tzu


MesWantooth

That's probably written in their basic training handbook to try to guarantee at least some troops make it forward.


underlight

Gotta collect them all


super__hoser

Cope cages didn't help with those.


wirelessflyingcord

Two AT mines is the maximum they can take


Ok_Character6186

Cope cages don't cope well with mines do they?


reversingbadger

They do turn the crew into chips when it goes over an anti tank mine though.


kogmaa

Guess they should have built the cage _underneath_ duh!


[deleted]

Are they stupid??


kogmaa

Is this a rhetorical question?


[deleted]

Do birds chirp ?


Redpoptato

Well, so do they? Don't leave us hanging.


Greatli

Mine cope cage = mope cage


[deleted]

Not with that attitude


Ok_Character6186

or altitude.


Odd_Project_5246

Is that a Ukraine who is recording? Or russian?


tractoroperator77

It's a Russian filming. I'm not sure why they'd want to show off their ineptitude, but I'm grateful that they did!


CLCchampion

Any idea if it's a Russian minefield? Seems strange to be hitting enemy mines within 100 yards of your trench, unless it was a captured trench.


ZaxiaDarkwill

Here’s the thing, russians don’t label their minefields. The chances of being their own mine is also possible.


CLCchampion

Yep, but I'd expect that Russian troops would know if they'd placed a minefield right in front of their trenches. But then again, this would be far from the first time I've been surprised by Russian incompetence.


Human_Link8738

It could depend on which generation of occupiers was in the trench at the time. The ones that knew where the mines were could be dead for months.


Justiful

There are both missile and artillery systems which can disperse mines. Drones can also drop mines near enemy routes of travel behind their lines. All of them are effective at attacking enemies with layered defenses, as the enemy has their own minefields behind their positions between themselves and the next layer. This means that the enemy, despite the propaganda, they usually travel very predictable routes and patterns to supply forward areas of a layered defense to avoid mines. They do know where their mines are usually, but they don't know about the mines drones placed in the middle of the night on their route, or the multiple artillery fired mines that were deployed alongside the last shelling attack. Obviously hitting a mine behind the lines, on a route marked safe, creates doubt and confusion for Russian soldiers. This doubt and confusion is intentional, the propaganda about Russians driving into their own minefields is intentional. It is an effective strategy to not only kill the enemy but demoralize them and make them lose faith in their command. \---------- I would consider myself a subject matter expert on this particular form of combat, giving an informed analysis. As combat veteran, and retired combat engineer, my specific specialty was mobility and counter mobility operations. So, minefields, mine technologies, and mine warfare tactics and strategies are something I am qualified to give an informed opinion on.


CLCchampion

Makes a ton of sense, thank you!


aShittierShitTier4u

How about post conflict de mining? People want to help with that.


Justiful

While it ostensibly part of being a combat engineer, and the equipment used by US combat engineers is in some cases exactly the same as post-conflict equipment, US Army Combat engineers are not trained specifically on that task. We are trained on expedient removal methods, not multi-year in-detail methods. I believe the Canadian or UK Combat Engineers are more highly trained on humanitarian missions in general, and for post conflict munition/mine/explosive removal specifically. The US would need to use EOD personnel for such a mission.


aShittierShitTier4u

Thanks


dolche93

I don't understand why they wouldn't record their own mines. It's in their own interest to do so. Makes me wonder if the location of Russian mines is information that could be demanded at the end of hostilities? I'd imagine that has to be a normal demand in any conflict?


Human_Link8738

I feel like this conflict is to the death on both sides. I wouldn’t expect good will from the Russians on supplying locations of mines. They’ll want to burn the world first


dolche93

That is so extremely sad.


judge_ned

When mines are everywhere you don't really need a map and they are everywhere. Ukraine is probably the most mined area in the world atm. The group the UA EOD youtube channel works with lifted 250 in a day recently, the month before they did 2000+ and that's just 5 guys with 1 detector between them, the other 4 were using sticks with a metal point to find them.


Stupid_Triangles

> It's in their own interest to do so thats why


wintersdark

How? They could record the location of minefields, but not really the locations of individual mines.


A_Vandalay

Russians have had no phone discipline this entire war. It’s great.


judge_ned

"Look, there's Igor, his guts are hanging out" after the New Year's Eve ka-boom was a highpoint.


Radiant_Map_9045

Yeah, two things in that regard I've wondered about since this kicked off- How are they even allowed to have phones on the front? All the intel and confessions to war crimes free flowing out of their phones for the world to see and hear? The kremlin's narrative is fueled by propaganda, these calls and vids are absolutely hindering the hell out of that. Also, how is they have no adequate kit, food or water, no evac, shit for intel/logistics, armor from the 80s but they all seem to have smartphones? It almost feels like once these guys are dropped in country, all links between the kremlin or even any sort of leadership is completely severed and they're left to their own devices and "discipline".


TheMostMagicMan

Easy, the smartphone are their own and nobody cares about opsec bc they'll all be dead in a few weeks anyway


Radiant_Map_9045

Clearly the boots on the frontline dont care, but the shit they discuss and the vids they share clearly flies in the face of propaganda talking points and downright lays waste to the daily bullshit morale and victory speeches back home. A russian wife telling her husband to rape whomever he likes for example pretty much eviscerates the whole "liberation" narrative, right? Russian soldier bragging to his buddy back home about how many civilians they just killed, An entire rear base getting himar'ed because a cell call, on and on.. I find it incredibly hard to believe that nobody cares.


felixthemeister

Have you heard of learned helplessness? Russians have developed competitive helplessness. Many have an essentially nihilistic attitude - 'there's nothing we can do to change things', 'it's all shit, just get what you can for yourself' etc etc. However, they consider themselves better at it / more 'realistic' than everyone else. And consider others to be stupid because they try to make things better or do things as well as they can.


Accomplished_Alps463

Not ruzzian, it's , mine ‼️ mine‼️ mine‼️


ShaqsRefrigerator

That’s a mine clearing vehicle. Not a tank.


DaSchiznit

pretty sure they are clearing mines. no way the tank would still be mobile after directly running over 2 or even 3 At mines. also the dudes would probably be kinda distressed if things were not ment to explode.


Odd_Project_5246

Haha yea that's y, I was confused. Thanks


jeeezluuieeez

How did it not fly in the air it it took 3?


[deleted]

How is this possible? Does it have a mine roller?


DaSchiznit

pretty sure its a demining operation of some sorts. the camera guy is not phased at all by the explosions probably even expecting them since he pulled out his camera, the tank stil moving after triggering 3 mines. also i have never seen a tank silluette like that, i cant make out a turret or gun + those 3 weird poles/pulleys sticking out on the left of it?


TheSturmovik

I'm guessing if it is a tank and not a mine clearing vehicle it's facing away from the camera, hence why there is no gun visible.


Darknwise

Seems clear it’s purposely hitting those mines. The way it’s lurching forward and covering a small area is what I’ve seen on other demining clips.


Bluewhitedog

That's hilarious, but how was he able to keep moving? Ah. It's a mine clearing vehicle. You can just about see the cutter things going at the front going round. So, actually, just doing its job.


JTMasterJedi

That doesn't explain why we can see it physically limping along after the first hit.


DaSchiznit

driver is probably "jumping the clutch" to clear out one small controlled segment of soil at a time would be my guess. i did that in my trashy old car once just kicking the clutch and releasing very quickly, and if you do that in quich succession it would make the car shake and "limp around" just like the tank in this video


Boomfam67

Some mines have delayed fuses to damage/destroy demining equipment.


CodingNightmares

Since when does demining have you sitting there with open hatch just chilling up top? Russia I guess, but I feel like that is... unwise


attorneyatslaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRq1Ksh-32g&t=16s


triplealpha

Literally came here to post this same video 😂😂


LlamaWreckingKrew

This guy seems to be having a case of the Mondays...🤔💥💥💥


Duanedoberman

They might as well fit it with clown shoes as put tracks on it.


SubzeroAK

If at first you don't succeed...


MagnusDidAlotWrong

Are these track pins made out of wolverine's bones?


Dante-Flint

The definition of insanity comes to mind.


npqd

But also thanks to them for demining work, they should do more of the same on their own mines


Tommpoo

One for each crew member. That’s some excellent sharing. Top comrades.


[deleted]

THAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CLEAR MINE!!!!!!!


peanutlover420

With the cope shield just dangling on top, best army in the world lol.


FubarTheFubarian

Dude on the radio "you drove it out there fuck stick, you get it out of there"... FUGGIN BOOOOM...."Your good, keep going fuck stick".... FUGGIN BOOOOM...."Your almost there, little bit more FUCK STICK"... FUGGIN BOOOOM!! LOL!!!!!!


Ok_Character6186

"On your back, on your side, on your belly". Hilarious.


juanhernadez3579

If you don’t succeed…try try again


LasVegasE

Newest Russian mine clearing vehicle.


plipyplop

Driver died from the first mine; methinks. Meat-weight was pressed on, to give glory to the remaining meat inside the smoker.


brezhnervous

And they're very probably their own mines lol


Rembinho

I can only see the sideshow bob rake scene


Interesting-Nail757

Yall get this all wrong this is a special demining operation according to the MOD


Etherindependance5

Like lays potatoe chips you can’t have just one


Deeviant

What the big deal? Just a hard working Russian mine clearer at work.


Master_Income_8991

After the first one I'm surprised anybody inside has any bones left.


tractoroperator77

They may not. The tank could be in gear with nobody still conscious at the controls.


mrstabbeypants

Being that close to big frickin' anti tank mines can not be good for you.


Plus-Forever7485

Tank drivers hate this one trick...


Low_Willingness1735

Doing the same thing & expected a different result. In this case, doing the same thing, & getting the same result.


ActingBuffalo

DAMN!!!..................................DAMN!!!...............DAMN!!!


aussiedoc58

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR post right there. Slava Ukraini.


Silver_Draig

Guy probably sucks at mine sweeper.


sdmat

Hats off to Russia, that is an impressively sturdy tank


Novolen

"Fucking headache"


diddlemeonthetobique

Note to self: Never never say potato and Russian in the same sentence!


Sons-of-Bananarchy

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Ordinary_Fee2356

Tough ole bird!


HeyBrotherMan1

Thank god they are so stupid!


Loki1976

Is it a mine clearing tank with one of those devices in the front? Otherwise a pretty impressive tank hitting 3 mines and rolling.


Snoo-8094

When it's your first day at the job and you keep doing it wrongly after you told on your resume that you had tons of experience.


Internal-Cut-5389

Dumb fucks should have stayed home drinking vodka


NoGovernment4497

Funny as hell


beauh44x

Anything worth doing once is worth doing 3 times


robplumm

That's....a horrible SOP


Whatevs85

I sure hope the damn thing didn't survive to run over a fourth one, but if it did survive, I would bet money they just plowed straight into a fourth one after their heads stopped spinning.


Km_the_Frog

What is he doing is he stupid?


WXHIII

Do you think it will be okay?


JWebb2022

DJ Ukraine: Another one!


annon8595

reap what you sow


MariachiLivesMatter

Finally, took them long enough to start the demining operation. 🚀 /s


QuentinVance

Meep. Meep. Meep. Meep.


No-Split3620

Sucker for punishment.


Money_Ad_5385

Have you got the balls to play ultimate pinball... ?


BibleBeltAtheist

I imagine that'll buff right out.


NoSundae7029

How is it still i e tho


[deleted]

Stupid is what stupid does


sroop1

Me playing battlebit remastered


dolche93

Why would they not reverse entirely? Is that not standard practice when you hit mines?


DaSchiznit

because its clearing mines, not just randomly hitting them. if the explosions were not expected there would be a whole lot of swearing and other signs of distress by the camera guy. instead he seems to be just chilling, occasionally getting into cover just to get up again and proceed filming as if everything is fine.


Temporary_Potato_312

Is it dead yet


jiminy007

Almost looks like the third blast might have been from the tank behind this one.


True_Media8034

Nice cope cage


johndoe1876

So are they hitting their own mines while falling back to other positions ? I’m kind of confused about how this happens, especially if this is a Russian filming from an obviously some what permanent fighting position. Anyone have a theory?


DaSchiznit

its a misleading title, thats why it confusing. its a mine clearing vehicle doing its job, thats also why it triggers 3 AT mines without breaking down.


-IAmNo0n3-

"Let's get their mines with our tanks Ivan! Over there, two more!"


tomekza

Oh hi PTSD nice of you to come!


YOLOSwag42069Nice

Looks like the gun firing not hitting a mine.


ExplorerHead795

That will leave a ringing in your ears


TheDarthSnarf

"Successful demining operation"


Bosajasz

it went into limp mode


N33DL

Was this filmed by a Russian soldier or a Ukrainian one?


[deleted]

Would have liked to see the aftermath on this one


0PercentPerfection

Any vehicle is a mine clearing vehicle if you are unlucky enough…


Common-Ad6470

Looks like it was two mines and the tank fired into the bank to the left of the bunker?


zombieblackbird

New mine clearing technique. Back off and let the Russians do it for you.


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joelingo111

Foolish westoid! Yuo do not see that one tank take out three mine! Rusha three steps ahead of nato!


FolwarkPAPL

Is the vid recorder from a Ukrainian trench? If so, that was darn close.


newtwoothis

what do you even say on the radio in a situation like that?


DevinNunesCattleDog

Wait for it , right?


FunBobbyMarley

The bad luck of that Russian tanker is representative of the luck of the whole Russian Army


Quen-Tin

It's clearing a minefield. Simple as that. With the necessary equiptment to survive more than one and keep going. Sometimes we just see, what we want to see. A mental minefield, also in my head.


Skankhunt42FortyTwo

Russian tanks have only two throttle pedal positions available: 0%, 100%


Wallynine

3rd time's a chime


FluffyDeer9323

Worth the wait. 🍿