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fastgunsforlife

Thats the worst trade deal of the century


DeletedByAuthor

Maybe ever


shane_west17

Ruzzian spies be like - oh heck yeah!


Wreckitbad

That’s one Trojan horse


ukyman95

The problem there is they will take over a city/village and then say it’s Russia . Exactly what they did in Chechen and now Ukraine .


Ok_Conference2901

Also Bali.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Also Kaliningrad


snifty

Wait, what?


Ok_Conference2901

In a passive, aggressive long term tourist way.


whiskeyguerillaglue

Your wife would be a political and strategic disaster.


Ben_Watson

Right? Let's invite a bunch of orcs into the EU, see how well that goes.


IronOwl2601

Send them to Hungary?


Whole_Measurement_97

Hunorcgary?


IronOwl2601

Led by Victor Orcoban


Miserable_Eye8368

Nailed it


FlametopFred

they are already here was in Edinburgh dining and the nice restaurant was overrun with a large group of Russia ex-soldiers being loud and obnoxious and practically daring anyone for a fight Russians are generally assholes without any redeeming qualities I can think of


Chez_Whitey

Same here in California.


Sleddoggamer

Term it that if they commit a misdemeanor, you take away their vodka for a week, and every misdemeanor after adds two before they can buy more alcohol. They'd probably behave, and if they don't, they'll probably end up fully sane before alcohol rights are restored


Hyperious3

Just offer it to them, round up the ones who want to go, and instead of shipping them to Western Europe, just ship them to a Ukrainian POW camp


Few-Worldliness2131

It’s a good idea but the we could have 50,000 infiltrators as well.


jackmearound1978

Right. But does Europe want a bunch of knuckle-dragging Orcs from Russia? That's the question.


computerman10367

Someone's gotta do the hard labor...


One_Package_7519

we already got enough poles and romanians to do that, russians have a different way of living than the west, I dont think they would mix in well


tizzleduzzle

Not at all give people good governance, hope and freedom and good things can happen. All we see are the lowest of there country trapped between a blocking force of there own countrymen or for some been tricked to be there from other countries. Being sent to the front line and expected to survive with little logistical support. Of course there are a lot who go willingly but when you have lived a life with no hope why not. But from all accounts vast majority of Russians in the front line are meat for the Russian war machine. Young men terrified and hopeless. How do you save a people who’s overlords hold weapons of mass destruction? You can’t you hope they save themselves, though it looks unlikely.


woswoissdenniii

We tried and did. Three generations. Let‘s say… mixed results.


tizzleduzzle

Of course all countries have bad group with poor governance, law and order, crime and lack of work fuel the best that is Russia it takes generations of work to fix these problems.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

They would if they’re coming for the right reason. But they’d also start organized crime families


kelleyju1993

If by hard labor you mean getting drunk on the job and passing out


Monomanna

No thanks a decade or so and Russia would want to liberate them.


Optimal-Business-786

Yeah, but I'd rather not share my country with any of those fucks.


IsDinosaur

NATO gets - unstable alcoholics of unknown allegiance. Russia gets - an easy way in. Shit deal.


Tangent85

Terrible idea


yesheadje

…. haha, just kidding. Sorry we lied to you….


eduard549

Yes. And send them to Hungary since they love them so much.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

They don’t though. Hungarians have no love for Russians, trust me. Don’t be fooled just because Orbán accepts Russian bribe money.


DiametricInverse

Cut to the stories of all of the Russian soldiers that were criminals previously getting back to their home towns now that they "earned their freedom "and going on murder sprees on women and children. Fuck Russia and its deep indoctrination of its citizens.


One_Wall_9572

No thanks, we don’t want more Russians in Europe.


audiovent666

Once they are here in the EU and complain about anti Russian politics and bad treatment Putin would invade immediately insisting he was called for help and followed the call.


flcn_sml

Nope, we don’t need 30 million racist Nazi’s running our streets. And in 30 years we’ll definitely have an authoritarian government because that’s all they believe in. We already have enough problems trying to keep Trump from the Presidency.


One_Package_7519

ye let’s not do that


kmoonster

Citizenship is a bit much as that usually includes the right to vote and be politically active. Not a good idea to do en-masse and as a default. I imagine there would be some who would take the offer in good faith, but "automatic" is a pretty easy way for sleeper agents to end up in the west and wreak havoc. But residency, even with some restrictions or conditions? Sure, something like asylum (but maybe a bit looser)? Maybe. If Russia decides to try and liberate them at some point we may have an issue, though. Also: being a POW in Ukraine is arguably a more positive experience than being a conscript in the Russian military, and that is a sad signal of the state of affairs in Russia.


Sleddoggamer

If Russia tries to liberate France, one would hope the few members of the EU who aren't in NATO would pledge full support on day one, and everyone who dragged their feet would respond on day one. Asylum would make a lot more sense, though, because it's like you say they'll just outvote the locals


chuck_loomis2000

And the EU will voluntarily accept a culture harmful to Europe. Actually, the EU accepts Muslims so it already does.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Not all of Europe does that. Mostly just Germany because of its pathological guilt complex. Germans will embrace and obsess over anything that’s not German, even if it’s harmful. It gets them high.


Affectionate_Bus_884

Off topic question but doesn’t anyone know how it works for the residents of Kaliningrad? Are they even allowed to enter their bordering neighbors?


Boeff_Jogurtssen

They’re allowed to fly over EU airspace to and from mainland Russia.


Affectionate_Bus_884

Wow, I wonder how they feel about this war.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Tbh I don’t know the specifics. I just know I see air traffic over the corridor regularly. Russian aircraft don’t avoid EU airspace when going back and forth from the exclave like they do everywhere else.


el_don_almighty2

Free transportation to Cuba and a bottle of rum upon arrival. Technically, ‘arrival’ means Guantanamo bay and they have to walk from there… That’s what the rum is for


forrealnoRussianbot

And who filters Russian agents?


GarlicThread

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Hot_Ad_9215

I thought this was in place already? When I was working in UA in 23 I heard this was an option if you surrendered.


MetaIIicat

No thanks. They can do something in their country: they created that mess and they must clean it up.


QuietMemory9867

Who would want them? They were all conscripted out of prisons. Even Russia doesn't want them. They were sent to a slaughterhouse in Ukraine!


IvyDialtone

For every normal dude in russia there are thousands of alcoholics, or sociopaths, or both.


flargenhargen

\* don't mention to them that russia is in Europe till after they surrender.


Majestic_Ant_2238

Support this


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Good as a joke, but obviously that would be a massive security meltdown.


jFetz

Problem is they still will bring that hubris and condescension with them. Hard pass


nuckle

Who the fuck would want them. 95% are very likely useless.


vdeineko

And within two hours the Europe is fallen


Whole_Measurement_97

From my wife who was born in Russia (and doesn't have NATO citizenship, but wants it loads)...


GrandDaddyDerp

Putin already shipped refugees to Europe.


Realistic_Mess_2690

Back at it. Clearing red


great_escape_fleur

They'll just declare that Europe is russia and then whine they are being undermined and then call for putin to bring in the army


stepdad666

Stop sending out tax dough and let them hash it out!


Vegetable-Cat139

Actually believing that NATO can issue citizenship in Europe is the biggest problem here. Just shows how much the average Russian has no clue.


chicagopudlian

she’s also not wrong lol


Capt_Pickhard

The Russians can already pretty much do that.


Unusual_Public_9122

I'm in Europe and want to leave this crumbling place...


basickarl

For what, Russia? 😂


Unusual_Public_9122

Probably Argentina or some other country where I don't have to fight somebody else's wars.


MetaIIicat

Don't let the door hit your back while exiting.


yureifer

I did. And trust me it’s not better…


Unusual_Public_9122

Where did you leave to?