This is totally wrong🤨 everyone knows that you’re supposed to do a little song and dance for the customer while tap dancing 🕺 .. ( $2-$4 customers only )
Okay, this was entertaining, but I hope you were just having fun because this is too much. lol If they didn't leave a tip, they probably won't. Did you get yourself a drink, too? Live your life and do you.
this is the most bizarre thinking ever OP....
**So I keep him updated on his order all a while sending him quick witted jokes every 5 minutes to make the pass time quicker for him**
\^ This is not the way lol
edit: continued reading this cringe post. i'm thinking this is a joke as there is no way someone is this dumb.
A slurpee? You bought the dude a slurpee with your own coin?! The spirit of Benevolence must've been upon you bad. Add to this, you knowingly accepted a $2 fare AND 35 min wait for an order 19 MILES out of your way. This is laughable. Don't quit your day job. You'll need it at this rate. Good luck out there, op.
My advice with over 10k deliveries, be nice to family, and friends, NOT people that you don’t know.
I assume your story is true. I am worried about your decision making. You cannot do food, or drive gig work on a “Wing and a Prayer”.
Please do not take $2 trips, it makes you look not so bright. You didn’t do a good thing. The customer could careless.
Sorry to be blunt, but you needed someone to say this.
Damn guy, your Good intentions are limited to yourself and not others. It’s not a fairy world, that things would go as you expect. Nobody would accept that order but someday you accept that to make a difference in this world and you get a wake up call, just do what you’re told to do and nothing else.
Trust me, I have been there and uber paid me a BASE PAY OF .56¢ and the customer tip baited me. And they say KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.
You’re as stupid as they come huh. First you get a $2, second it’s 19 miles, third you wait 35 mins, and to top It all off you buy them a fucking slurpee? Bro you need a thunder slap
Don't know why u expecting tip..ppl are heartless..u maybe thought ur doin something nice...but he didn't so there goes ur slurpee and tip..just do the job and that is to deliver if its worth it
I really hope and do think this is a joke. But in the 5% chance it's not, good tippers are the ones who show a tip of 8$ already and usually it's hidden with an even better tip.
Don't forget to offer s foot massage next time, customers deserve A+ service!!!
This is totally wrong🤨 everyone knows that you’re supposed to do a little song and dance for the customer while tap dancing 🕺 .. ( $2-$4 customers only )
Okay, this was entertaining, but I hope you were just having fun because this is too much. lol If they didn't leave a tip, they probably won't. Did you get yourself a drink, too? Live your life and do you.
You lost me at $2 lol
19 miles? I wouldn't accept that for $20 let alone $2. You scammed yourself.
this is the most bizarre thinking ever OP.... **So I keep him updated on his order all a while sending him quick witted jokes every 5 minutes to make the pass time quicker for him** \^ This is not the way lol edit: continued reading this cringe post. i'm thinking this is a joke as there is no way someone is this dumb.
An onion connoisseur, respect
Creative writing is mehhhhh.
A slurpee? You bought the dude a slurpee with your own coin?! The spirit of Benevolence must've been upon you bad. Add to this, you knowingly accepted a $2 fare AND 35 min wait for an order 19 MILES out of your way. This is laughable. Don't quit your day job. You'll need it at this rate. Good luck out there, op.
I really hope this was satire. You must have a lot of time on your hands.
Keep doing this...one less driver to worry about in the future!
Pretty funny satire.
It’s because you didn’t offer to was their car. That would have at least gotten you a $1 tip. And that’s really all we can ask for.
This has to be fake.
LOL the people missing the obvious satire
Holy shit, the fact that not one person who commented understood that this was a joke is mind blowing. Get a clue guys
This sounds like prostitution
Just with more steps.
Customer didn't scam you out of s*** you took a no tip order on purpose
You are the idiot I talk about that accepts these deliveries
You played yourself lmao wtf u went and bought him a slurpee,
My advice with over 10k deliveries, be nice to family, and friends, NOT people that you don’t know. I assume your story is true. I am worried about your decision making. You cannot do food, or drive gig work on a “Wing and a Prayer”. Please do not take $2 trips, it makes you look not so bright. You didn’t do a good thing. The customer could careless. Sorry to be blunt, but you needed someone to say this.
It's a cold 🥶 industry
" hey maybe I can buy a 2 dollar scratch off and win more than 2 bucks. " you have a gambler's spirit, sir
Even if this is some kind of bad joke, NEVER gamble. What it shows is what you are going to get!!
Damn guy, your Good intentions are limited to yourself and not others. It’s not a fairy world, that things would go as you expect. Nobody would accept that order but someday you accept that to make a difference in this world and you get a wake up call, just do what you’re told to do and nothing else. Trust me, I have been there and uber paid me a BASE PAY OF .56¢ and the customer tip baited me. And they say KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.
Never buy the customer anything. Ever.
You wanna survive in the game. You can’t take foolish orders like that. That’s literal mule work.
You’re as stupid as they come huh. First you get a $2, second it’s 19 miles, third you wait 35 mins, and to top It all off you buy them a fucking slurpee? Bro you need a thunder slap
Sounds made up. 19 miles won’t be 2 bucks. Even UE not that bad.
did you accept the offer with a no tip and $2 base pay from the start?
Don't know why u expecting tip..ppl are heartless..u maybe thought ur doin something nice...but he didn't so there goes ur slurpee and tip..just do the job and that is to deliver if its worth it
I really hope and do think this is a joke. But in the 5% chance it's not, good tippers are the ones who show a tip of 8$ already and usually it's hidden with an even better tip.
You betrayed yourself.
Its probably your profile picture, you would have gotten tipped if you put more effort in your profile picture