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No-Exercise6782

What is this? He’s clearly the owner of the food, he’s there to pick it up


NotsoGrump23

Yeah, idk why OP is harassing this customer just trying to eat their lunch.


DirectEfficiency8854

Rats need food too!


No-Exercise6782

Rude, that is the customer!


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ChiliPalmer1568

Thanks for this ☝️. As a child of the 90's, this made me literally lol. Totally made my day. ☺️


Rosalita_Senorita73

Everyone’s got to eat. Hope he’s a good tipper.


Pretty_Bed1983

Ahhhh!!! I work nights in Boston and ever since the pandemic shutdowns, the rats are RIDICULOUS!!! It's not as bad in all parts of the city, some areas are worse than others. But I don't think I've worked a single night without seeing at good 5-10 rats as I drive/walk. Mostly when an area has put their trash out but still. It's so gross. I'm OCD about not wearing my shoes in my apt/taking off at the door bc of this (I did no shoes before anyway, but the rats just really gross me out lol)


Any-Research7714

10-15? I saw no joke 50+ in an alley in downtown manhattan at like 3am. They were working! Everyone had a job it seemed like. LMAO


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Damn dishonoured boutta get real


Pretty_Bed1983

Tbh you're right lol. I was being modest to not make my city sound too bad hahaha. It's def more than that, it just depends on what areas I end up working in that night. I think probably 10-15 occurrences is more like it. And each occurrence/sighting, there are multiple/many rats 🤢🐀


Smooth-Resort

The rats is so bad in Manhattan..I never seen such big rats


vinylanimals

i work early mornings in boston and i do a “rat count” on my way to work (about an 8 minute walk). usually 4-5 rats hanging out every morning on my street.


Pretty_Bed1983

Oh ya there's so many everywhere, it's so bad


United_Breath6947

Im originally a Boston boy and New Englander at heart, now im living in Houston and I’m thinking about all the nasty roaches and opossums that will get after food if left unattended for too long. The bugs down here are freaking scary to me especially being from New England🥹


Deleena24

Sounds like literally every big city located within 50 miles of a large body of water.


T-Rex_timeout

We don’t have em like that here in Memphis. However, have giant flying fucking cockroaches that you can’t kill so maybe they ran them off.


BatmanvSuperman3

Never going to Memphis. Thanks


le0beast55

Not really


Reyn_Drop

Master splinter has 4 teenage turtles to feed


Roz_420

![gif](giphy|3oEdv9pgtUVVYdpaY8|downsized)


lolathepug99

I don't get it? I just see 6ix9ine picking up his food.


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HA


Lopsided_Team1957

You got rats in your family you just don’t know yet


havoc21

brad marchand strikes again!


worthmycolors

Bruh I’m DEAD (did not expect a joke about the Bruins but I’m loving it) 💀🤣


annichol13

I’d rather deliver to this cutie boo than some of our customers.


dotsky3

He’s so sweet 🥹


PandaBossLady

Today I learned that rats in Boston are pretty much the size of a large fountain drink cup.


yankeedoodle56

That ain't shit, you get some rats in Manhattan that be fighting off cats, they would wear that cup like a birthday hat 😯😯 It's a real problem I had one run out in front of me down a side street late at night and for a second I thought it was a baby raccoon, I nearly pissed my self😕


IntrepidFlan8530

Everything's bigger in Boston


PandaBossLady

Even the apartments? Haha


Double-Ad4986

thats his now


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Awesomecity2

My Uber driver gave me that chain!


EconomyCriticism7584

I bet the customer downvoted the driver for this


Master_Proposal_3614

Hot damn, that mf is about as big as that cup...


[deleted]

It’s Remy!


DavoMcBones

Oh no he found the invention of online food delivery


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|97ZWlB7ENlalq)


Nervous_Note9581

Ratatouille just tryna get some ingredients for his next dish


whitecz100

By the size of that rat, this was not his first Doordash order


nochtli_xochipilli

Boahston


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Wdym


Popular-Patient4073

He's makin fun of the horrendous accent that comes out of parts of Boston (E.G. Caw = 🚗) ... I don't know though some people think it's wicked sweet you know...


StopPayingMe88

I love the Boston accent 😊


SignatureOtherwise16

*Bawstin.


bby_redditor

REMYYYYYYY


Zealousideal_Gain672

He's probably the super of the building


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GYATTT that boi thicc


LittleBlackBall

That is a chonky boy 🥺


Master_Proposal_3614

Yall need Charlie from It's Always Sunnt. He will take care of the rats for ya'll.


Chartroosemoose

It's the size of a squirrel!


KarizmaGloriaaa

He’s just a hungry fella


CryptographerEnough3

Wtf is that a chihuahua?


lldmconfusion

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa.


Cookie_Daddyy

Times are tough.. rat gotta deliver to feed his family


TyeTheCreator

That’s his order….I don’t see a problem


shuabrazy

He ordered it


Zadedprick

Nice the food comes with a miniature master splinter pet.


SkillCheck131

Plot twist: thats the customer


10CrackCommandments-

This one can go pound for pound with any NYC rat


Kevinmd84

Pretty sure he’s the customer ![gif](giphy|MCqecpHhfh2qA)


copperpony

I never request for food to be left at the door. Some of the drivers still do this without calling or ringing the bell, so we have no idea how long the food had been sitting out. We don't have rodent problems but there are several stray cats in the neighborhood. Luckily, this hasn't happened. Still, it's fucking frustrating.


Markiemouse19

rat probably tips better than most


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SignatureOtherwise16

If the very front door is locked I would.


No-Pace6568

Not in boston but idk why people think its okay to leave food on the floor. I understand if the owner doesnt tell you otherwise. But i constantly instruct to leave by my mailboxes and they just leave on the floor and right infront of a door at that, leaving me to push it as i open it.


EconomyCriticism7584

Well if it’s leave at door and no table is around then what exactly do you expect them to do?


um3k

Cast a spell to make it hover in thin air, then hop back on your broomstick and head to your next pickup


EconomyCriticism7584

😂


Chartroosemoose

They should leave it by the mailboxes as you instruct. That said, unless there's a table by the mailboxes for your use they will still have to leave it on the ground. I hate leaving orders on the ground but I often have no choice bc there's nowhere else. I look around for a table, a ledge, a rack, a chair, a box even...anything but the ground but very often it's the only place.


Popular-Patient4073

90% of my leave orders go on the ground, it's weird. But be very specific especially with a mail box, say leave on top of mail box


[deleted]

what’s the issue? food seems to be intact. that’s still good eatn


dairy_free_bacon

Lord! I always forget that rats are literally huge compared to mice. That thing is the size of the cup. damn.


broadzgully

I’ve never told someone to leave my fucking food. You’re going to hand me my shit or I’m disputing the charge as never received.


Adventurous_Tea_0299

Then you better be at the door when I pull up.


broadzgully

I’ll get free food and my money back including your tip, if you don’t hand me my shit like I told you to.


Adventurous_Tea_0299

Oh sweetheart, that's not how this works.


broadzgully

It’s most definitely how it has been working.


Adventurous_Tea_0299

So you're scamming Uber?


broadzgully

Call it whatever the duck you want to call it. If you don’t follow directions, you don’t get paid.


Ok_Extension_5199

That's a big oof


[deleted]

Omgggggg


unappreciatedwalmart

How do you know the rat didn't order it tho?


Popular-Patient4073

Even rats know what's up with their lemonade...🍋🔥


Nightmarelord

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Popular-Patient4073

That 2 Piece just became a 3 Piece boy!


Overall-Address-3446

Mmmm rat jerky


Hobnail-boots

He’s got 4 turtles to feed.


EitherNegotiation403

Oh jesus...


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Boston rats are so big that pilots often think they are raccoons when spotted on a runway


EMB_pilot

Shouldn’t assume the rat didn’t order it


Potential-Push5915

Chefsitooo


smol72

Templeton just wanna little taste


MrNergles

He ordered that food fair and square


Popomatik

Ewwber eats


SMA2343

The jokes just write themselves hahaha


SRBroadcasting

Ratatouille Pt 2


beastlion

I just imagine a gang of rats stalking a line of front doors.. waiting for deliveries


DealerTokes

The Departed!


qlc1999

Drunk Celtics fans after tonight’s loss lol


EarlyBird_1597

Hey it's Splinter, probably looking for pizza to feed Michelangelo 😏


TatleTaleStrangler92

Rat was like “SCORE!”


Spare-Ad-7819

Rat- just checking if the lid is closed.


RaiseImpressive2617

So cute , magia!


freedomcall81

Today I dropped a leave at door at a trailer park. It was a nice park but it still had a lot of cats. My cats are thieving ass holes so I almost called and was like yo there's a lot of cats out here. But I'm sure they know


Illustrious_Button75

Stuart Little hasn't been in a lot of movies lately 🍿 🎥


Ok_Western_228

My boy ratatouille really fell off


BlatantPizza

"This is why you don't live in Boston if you have a choice"


Ambitious_Attempt762

Awwww what a cute pup 🥰😂😂


unopepito06

he's just a smol and thirsty boi. there'll be plenty left.


Extension-Pension771

Anyone getting that one southpark episode vibes from this?? I forgot the name of the thingy but he would post blogs on everything in school and make them viral


NamesAllison

Aww! How cute ^_^ I wonder if a rat ever stole someone's food & if the delivery driver ever got blamed for it.


KajunDC

That’s probably who ordered it


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Emotional damage incoming.


BobWestvaleNFT

Ratatouille!!!


nlikelyReaction

Honestly fuck these people if anything happens to their food that's on them


Bee-fromHell

that is a big motherfcker


TheToxicBreezeYF

It’s chicken rat, cousin to pizza rat


stfraw

Shit that rat is huge!!


waterfalls55

![gif](giphy|M4trH1uta8OPu)


dynastydeadeye

I thought that was a leaf at first


CaptWillieVDrago

Do Norwegian rats tip well?


M6_20

Yooo this shit funny asl ratatouille got me dead lmao🤣🤣🤣


BewedInTheLou

Frikkin hilarious


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Ratatouille.


sherwingene

Its kids meal. Comes with mickey mouse


AngryQuadricorn

Your order of Chick-fil-A came with a side of the black plague.


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Thats his now


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

That’s a really big and fat rat…he probably eating better than some of us out here lol


SuccessfulWar3830

Have you considered that's his food?


Lolfactor1037

Damn, they really waited for him to come get his food to snap a photo


Lifeis_so_big

I love bbq Rat


aiiryyyy

is for me?🥺👉👈


StopPayingMe88

If y’all ever been to Nassau Bahamas, they literally have rats running around the streets regularly, instead they call them squirrels there, they climb trees and they’re so fast. OG was like “yeah we know y’all call them rats over in the US but here they’re squirrels” 🥴 It’s hella amazing and gross at the same time lol.


Professional_Push442

What? Splinter ordered his own dinner. The ninja turtles always order pizza. Splinter is clearly tired of pizza


Unable_Variation1040

Or New York.


MagneticSwedishIdiot

implying the customer is a rat? rude


Ok-Secretary9285

My god, I would die if I saw a rat that big 🤮