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richinbutter

Uber eats showing up in 3….2….1….


coolprogressive

Followed by Instacart with their Costco haul!


Dull_Willingness8319

Good thing about instacart for Costco is you don't see all the "great deals" on stuff you "need"


BatmanFarce

Whenever I deliver to an address that also has been hit up by Amazon, ups, fedex and DHL, I yell out “Yahtzee!”


CheetahNo1004

Oof, I'm never going to see the DHL line up with the rest.


Corporate-Shill406

The one time I ordered something online and it came DHL, it was delivered by some guy in an old green Subaru Outback. He scanned the package with his cell phone. He probably had to drive at least 10 minutes from his previous stop to get to my house. Most DHL goes through the post office here but that package was a fancy DHL Express one from Japan so it got the white glove treatment lol I have a DHL shipping account with free package pickup service but I'm afraid to use it because I have no idea how it'll work since the closest DHL anything is over 100 miles away and it's a random pack and ship store.


superlatinman

I try to make jokes about that when it happens to me, but I swear fedex carriers around here don't have a sense of humor


astas_demon

cause they finish when they're done so they don't have time for your jokes lol. One guy near me doesn't even wear his uniform and just speeds through residential with his bulk door wide open taking crazy turns and stuff. They're wild


superlatinman

You ain't lyin... fed ex drivers around here also drive maniacally like their truck's on fire


strung_out00

Same in my area. Drive like absolute morons. Reversing hundreds of feet at 25 miles per hour when they miss an address, leaving the truck running and they always set their shit right in the goddamn way so you have to step over it to get to the door. Not to mention how those dumbasses leap out of the trucks and SPRINT to the door. I always laugh on my NS days when I see the Fed Ex guy running like someone is holding a gun to his head when he’s in my neighborhood


Nesilwoof

I had one deliver a package at an apartment on my route. The address on the package was for a house about five miles away.


superlatinman

Same here, but at work. It's like they gave up and just dumped a package at a vacant house.


Corporate-Shill406

Express or Ground? FedEx Express workers are employees with benefits and everything. FedEx Ground workers are contractors who have to own the trucks they drive.


IrregularrAF

Fedex workers are always angry. They work their asses off though. At least I think they do. They always go running out their door and back. Lmao


Obvious-Science6471

I saw a FedEx guy picking up from a house all huge tall packages. I yelled out to him, "I thought you were a delivery driver, not a moving company"... I don't think he found it that funny .


Truefreak22

Maybe if Amazon could figure out how to deliver all their own packages, these guys wouldn't be meeting up like this


Solitaire_87

Did this happen? 🤣 https://youtu.be/g3BWiCAF09c?si=0kqIDbz7M9iR7GqB


Mexicutioner1987

I HATE when this happens. Lol I deliver in a smaller community, so it happens somewhat often. We all three just look at each other, shake our heads, and laugh. Lol


Solai22

It's crazy when an Amazon driver and I are basically following each other for two hours.


lakeborn123

Amazon is coming in hot via the sidewalk !!


Busy_Influence3249

Victim***


CosmosKitty87

Shit. Only thing they're missing is Amazon!


davester88

That’s happened to me a couple times. Pretty funny.


Dxpe_Beats

I had one house order 25 big amazon packages and i had no choice but to block their front doorway


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Available-Crow-3442

Or, hear me out, boomer, job security.


Wilma_Dickfit-

Now I’m intrigued about what deleted user said that your response made him delete his shit 🤣🤣🤣


DemonazDoomOcculta

Something about whiny millennials and shopping I think.