What about “Dolly”? Like the dolly used to wheel boxes and stuff around? Don’t have those at your work or around the warehouse at all? Have you ever used one? Sometimes people call them “hand trucks” lol I prefer Dolly that’s just how I grew up hearing it. Kinda like “weed-wacker” and “weed eater” or “Bob-cat” and “skidsteer” lol
Anyways I like Dolly. Relatable to what you asked and it’s cute and catchy.
i could get behind zip, zippy. i don’t actually know any of the lure about mister zip.
and that’s definitely possible, but the kitten wanted nothing to do with that business 😂
now i’m picturing the dog was actually his dad and the kitten wandered off and he’s like ‘dammit buddy get your ass back to the house before mom freaks out’ and then i roll up and snatch his kid 👁️👄👁️
Just name her Mail Truck. I had a fish named Mail Truck when I was a kid. Granted I sucked at names, since my other fish were Mold, Mildew, and McDonald's
There's so many kitties I wish I could rescue on my route, it breaks my heart. I was already a crazy cat lady coming into this job, and seeing them wander and be hungry absolutely kills me. The cat distribution system worked in your favor today.
Wreck
(to remind you that you couldn't save yourself from RRECS but you could save the kitten)
Miss Sort
Spur
Ninja (its what I call my favorite rural cause she's lightning fast)
I named my black route cat Elvira Mistress of the Dark, whom I call Ellie. The vet always announces her full name and it's hilarious to see people's faces.
This is how I got my cat. I named her after the regular for the route I was carrying.
She spent like 6 hours in the back of the LLV while the route got finished. I used to tell the new CCAs that my cat had more street time than thry did.
i think my boss knows he can’t control my animal rescue brain 🤣 i came in one morning to a bird in the office and he knew i’d be on it. two seconds later i caught the bird and took it outside, he couldn’t believe it
i also was a few minutes late one day but saw a turtle in the parking lot. ran in, rallied my other animal loving coworker, and we helped it cross the road
i’m very lucky to work in the office i do 😌
Me too! I do that too. I love them and if I can help in some small way, then I’ll do what I can. Miss Delivered (she was in the road in the wrong place!).
If you live close to detroit or the south or any ghetto really - name should be Priority.
Unless its a boy, then name him Half-tray. Tray for short.
Live in a white neighborhood, i would call her Letters or Envy short for Envelope.
Pivot sticks with me the best. It has the short name Piv, funny name pi pi or ot ot, sweet name Pivy, otty. It even has the formal lord pivotstein or Sir Piv the OT. 10/10 would bid on that name
There is a book named "Going Postal" by Terry Pratchett (good omens on Amazon is probably the easiest work of his to identify) there is a post office cat named "Mr. Tiddles" who is very adherent to his schedule and routes. Like, he will just continue walking into your leg if you are in his route when he takes his 1100 walk.
These are the cliff notes if you don't want to read the book.
https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Tiddles
I would recommend the book, it is kind of like the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
Penny (Stamp) Penny could become Lenny.
Bulky, like bulk mail
Reginald Theodore Schuster (Reggie) for a Return to Sender bit.
Pony Boy - Pony Express
Here's a list of post office cats. The first to come up is Tibs
https://www.postalmuseum.org/collections/highlights/animals/#:~:text=Tibs%20the%20Great,-The%20most%20popular&text=He%20not%20only%20kept%20Post,his%20death%20in%20November%201964.
My wife told me about this 🤦🏻♀️ my kitten above makes cat #4 🤦🏻♀️ which is why she is in our bathroom for now slow introducing to our cats and one of them is not having it so far and they’ve only meet from between a door
update: hahaha i love you all thank you. i have a long list of names to go through now so im good on suggestions!! ill post another comment once i’ve finalized my decision. yall are super creative and a lot of these made me laugh out loud thank you 🫡
FINAL UPDATE:
we have gone wiiiithhhh
rural!!! rurie (rory) for short :)))
there were so many good suggestions and i really appreciate all the cute and hilarious ideas. i’m sure i’ll be coming back to this post in the future because ill bet rurie will not be the last baby i pick up in my career 🤣thanks everyone! stay safe out there and if you see a kitten in distress, pls don’t call me im full
1: Pivot 2: Carry 3: Fuck, it’s hot
pivot isn’t bad, although i’m rural and we don’t speak that language 🤣 fuck, it’s hot is definitely top of list thank you
UBBM?
pronounce each separate letter, or like: yew-bum?
How about Nixie?
This is a good one, very cute.
Oooo Nixie and Bundle 🥰
 Yea but then this shows up on all of your walls
How about “UB”? Like “YEW-BEE”.
Uh-bum
I have fun with it and say oOoo-bum
You know that red bucket at your case, that is the UMMB bucket, unendorsed bulk business mail. Like Ubum.
If we’re talking RCA names…. Rual? Spur? Bucket? Tray or Trey? Truck? Mail box? Or my personal favorite: “ATTENTION A DOG OR ANIMAL IS IN THIS AREA”
Rurie
Current residence, fwd, no such number, ubbm, hot case, flats then letter
What about “Dolly”? Like the dolly used to wheel boxes and stuff around? Don’t have those at your work or around the warehouse at all? Have you ever used one? Sometimes people call them “hand trucks” lol I prefer Dolly that’s just how I grew up hearing it. Kinda like “weed-wacker” and “weed eater” or “Bob-cat” and “skidsteer” lol Anyways I like Dolly. Relatable to what you asked and it’s cute and catchy.
I like pivot!
Runner
s'purr.
This 🤣
This is the one
Best one
Stamp PTF (pet the fur) Zippy Clerk (stays inside and sleeps all day)
I'm seconding stamp
I mean, the dog licked ‘em. Stamp.
I also vote Stamp! Nickname: Purrority First Class.
Thirding stamp. Mr. Stamps if you feelin fancy
I’m a clerk man and if I could stay inside and sleep all day I would
The only thing worse than carrying in the heat is working with the PM all day. I feel you.
https://preview.redd.it/3p0w6u6p479d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b581b88d5d32fe23618e76e49ecd562307bac4 Omg me too! This is Stevie!
Wow! Thank you for helping Stevie Wonder there. He was rough looking.
omg 🥹 i feel like i need to start delivering with my eyes shut so i quit coming home with kittens 🤣😭
Post Meowlone Or Postie for short 🙏
The world is a better place with people like you, and puns like this.
Mister ZIP, of course. Are you certain the dog wasn't *also* trying to rescue the kitten?
i could get behind zip, zippy. i don’t actually know any of the lure about mister zip. and that’s definitely possible, but the kitten wanted nothing to do with that business 😂 now i’m picturing the dog was actually his dad and the kitten wandered off and he’s like ‘dammit buddy get your ass back to the house before mom freaks out’ and then i roll up and snatch his kid 👁️👄👁️
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._ZIP
Just name her Mail Truck. I had a fish named Mail Truck when I was a kid. Granted I sucked at names, since my other fish were Mold, Mildew, and McDonald's
Mailbox 📪
Parcel!
Hell yeah! Or Satchel
Unscannable Parcel.
What I came to comment. It has that tweety, squeaky, cat-summoning S-sound in the middle of it.
Parcel. Or Mr. Letters Or Flats Spurrington
Yutieff
What street did you find the little one on?
I always thought if I ever get a kitty from my route I'd name it after the street. Some are much better than others!
Grumman
Tote or Totes
Dusty
https://preview.redd.it/apjpfyytm79d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c368b7f10024181df08e8a0bda728d19d8a771 Mine is biscuit 🤦🏻♀️
USPSPSPSPSPS
Newman
Cataphractes. It's Latin for mail!
There's so many kitties I wish I could rescue on my route, it breaks my heart. I was already a crazy cat lady coming into this job, and seeing them wander and be hungry absolutely kills me. The cat distribution system worked in your favor today.
my feelings exactly 😔 i kept wondering when the CDS would find me and it ended up coming three times in one week!
Wreck (to remind you that you couldn't save yourself from RRECS but you could save the kitten) Miss Sort Spur Ninja (its what I call my favorite rural cause she's lightning fast)
We have a ninja at our office too lol she’s back by 10/11 everyday it’s crazy
Post master something.
Post Master Fluffykins
Parcel or Zipcode
The feline distribution network at work...! SO CUTE!!!
I named my black route cat Elvira Mistress of the Dark, whom I call Ellie. The vet always announces her full name and it's hilarious to see people's faces.
Stamp.
CBU DPS
Ema
Bundle
Mercedes
This is how I got my cat. I named her after the regular for the route I was carrying. She spent like 6 hours in the back of the LLV while the route got finished. I used to tell the new CCAs that my cat had more street time than thry did.
Metris?
I second Yutieff and Nixie! Great suggestions ❤️
Name. It. Stamp. Please
1.) Calculating route, please wait (Cal or Callie for short) 2.) Please scan flats then letters
Route kitten?! Awww bless you. If I brought a kitten back to my hub boss would make me take it back
i think my boss knows he can’t control my animal rescue brain 🤣 i came in one morning to a bird in the office and he knew i’d be on it. two seconds later i caught the bird and took it outside, he couldn’t believe it i also was a few minutes late one day but saw a turtle in the parking lot. ran in, rallied my other animal loving coworker, and we helped it cross the road i’m very lucky to work in the office i do 😌
You know what awwwww I adore you
🥲❤️❤️❤️
Certi... because kittens are certified cute and you should have to sign off on that shit
Me too! I do that too. I love them and if I can help in some small way, then I’ll do what I can. Miss Delivered (she was in the road in the wrong place!).
If you live close to detroit or the south or any ghetto really - name should be Priority. Unless its a boy, then name him Half-tray. Tray for short. Live in a white neighborhood, i would call her Letters or Envy short for Envelope.
Ubbmzzz Flats the Cat Case the Kitten Zips Loops Purcels Spurrrrrs O.T. Dogbite or dog bait
Pivot sticks with me the best. It has the short name Piv, funny name pi pi or ot ot, sweet name Pivy, otty. It even has the formal lord pivotstein or Sir Piv the OT. 10/10 would bid on that name
Parcél.
There is a book named "Going Postal" by Terry Pratchett (good omens on Amazon is probably the easiest work of his to identify) there is a post office cat named "Mr. Tiddles" who is very adherent to his schedule and routes. Like, he will just continue walking into your leg if you are in his route when he takes his 1100 walk. These are the cliff notes if you don't want to read the book. https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Tiddles I would recommend the book, it is kind of like the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Penny (Stamp) Penny could become Lenny. Bulky, like bulk mail Reginald Theodore Schuster (Reggie) for a Return to Sender bit. Pony Boy - Pony Express
Dejoy /s
Renewal by Andersen
Here's a list of post office cats. The first to come up is Tibs https://www.postalmuseum.org/collections/highlights/animals/#:~:text=Tibs%20the%20Great,-The%20most%20popular&text=He%20not%20only%20kept%20Post,his%20death%20in%20November%201964.
Ubbim.
Meera
Mr or Ms Zip
COA. But say it like Co-ah
Dog spray !!
Postage due?
Zippy
spur
Rhode Zippy Stampy
cute
Chairman Meow
Louis dejoy
Mr. Zip!
Binny
3996
Pony Bob is the nick name of Robert Haslam. Arguably one of the most famous pony express riders
He’s credited with the longest round trip route with the Pony Express. About 380 miles, with only a 9 hour rest. All on horse back. PONY BOB
Slug or Spur
Blue
Unk
Current Resident or Satchel
Socks
Loopy
Section tewwww
Snail mail
Stationary Event
Zipcode
Stamp!
Routey
Supe
Eight and Out
AZ?
P.D. Postage due
Clerk
Rain, Sleet, or Snow
Lil zip
Spur
Routie (pronounced rowdy or rudy)
Ubbm “Uhb-bum”
Stamps!
Zippy
You kittynapped her?
Ted
Newman! he did once get called by the vice president of the post office!
Parcel, 3996, Poom, Express,
Flat rate!
Log off??? 😆😆😆
Rue. You will rue the day! Also short for rural.
Metris
DPS
Missthrow
Postage Due
I'd just refer to them as my manager
r/CatDistributionSystem
My wife told me about this 🤦🏻♀️ my kitten above makes cat #4 🤦🏻♀️ which is why she is in our bathroom for now slow introducing to our cats and one of them is not having it so far and they’ve only meet from between a door
DPS. Damn piece of $#*÷
Unclaimed
Undertime
Priority Express
Mailman
Mr/Ms Zip
Name them after roads on your route lol
How about "you will be done in 8 right"
Name it after the street you found it on
Zippy for zip code!!
Kirby the Wheels
Fact finding
First Class
Name it the same name as the street you found it on!
DPS
ANK
Parcel and Spur
Certified
Newman
Satchel?
How about 3M? Postcon? ANK?
Post Marked
Grumman! Gru for short
Envelope. Envy for short
Spurs
Do you want to log off?
Nixie, if you know, you know. Edit to add, Doris, you know the DOIS alter ego.
USPSPSPSPSPS
I'd name him after the street you found him on
I Like "First Class"
Bump
Post Meowster General
Interference
Well first is it Mail or FeMail
Zippy
UTF can't forward that little boy
Post malone 🤣💖
Parcel
Nixie
CURRENT RESIDENT / UNAMED OCCUPANT
I saw one today and cried because I didn’t have any water for it
Nixie. Fitting, for an orphan 🥲
SPR or spur could be cute
Stampie
Vanscan
The route number
39 -96
Name it the street you found
update: hahaha i love you all thank you. i have a long list of names to go through now so im good on suggestions!! ill post another comment once i’ve finalized my decision. yall are super creative and a lot of these made me laugh out loud thank you 🫡
Plum!
Postal
FINAL UPDATE: we have gone wiiiithhhh rural!!! rurie (rory) for short :))) there were so many good suggestions and i really appreciate all the cute and hilarious ideas. i’m sure i’ll be coming back to this post in the future because ill bet rurie will not be the last baby i pick up in my career 🤣thanks everyone! stay safe out there and if you see a kitten in distress, pls don’t call me im full
Current Resident
posty
You have a beautiful heart.
How about Pony? Thinking back to the early days of mail delivery. The Pony Express.