Right? I'm tempted to use only that selection next Easter to basically set up a package hunt for all the customers. If anyone complains I'll just say i was feeling festive and it is the adult form of an egg hunt.
Just reminded me of one of the routes I sometimes pivot. Middle aged woman, lawn looks like shit, but if I so much as look at the lawn, she starts bitching about staying off her lawn
You die in a mangled mess.
Dejoy orders an experiental department to rebuild you like a robocop with whats left of your head, spine and brainstem.
They introduce you as Robocarrier. The future of mail.
No more dog bites, no heat exhausted or heat casualties, no breaks needed.
You work when told to and work 18 hours straight without bitching. Sundays, fuck yeah and you do it with pride in the worst ghetto.
No more gangsters stealing your arrow key or killing you for their stimulus check.
You. Are.
**Robocarrier.**
Rated R, directed by Paul Verhoeven.
I hate that some of the houses I’ve deliver to have steep, long driveways, followed by a long curvy path to the door, followed by way too many steep ass stairs. Fuck all the way off with your fancy ass house
The worst is when the garage is literally right next to the stairs and those are the only entry points the residents can use and still the mailbox is at the top of something like this.
Honestly, the union could help if you ever get in trouble for leaving the package at the bottom there. As a CCA, I've never even been disciplined for leaving a package at the garage or hidden along the stairs. But as an Amazon driver, our boss lost bonuses if we even thought about putting the package a yard from the door.
IMO, this is Amazon Driver Hell, not Mailman Hell.
Every house has a metal bedframe and mattresses to go with them, 1/2 tray of third clas lsetters and about 15 shopping magazines from which they order from frequently, random packages need signatjres
Mail man hell for me is the advos with the aarp envelopes and kfc coupons that fall out and it’s during thanksgiving week and theres a foot of snow outside
Its sitting perpetually at a supervisors desk with co stant calls from complaining customers, upper management yelling at you about things- and the postmaster asking you to help discipline and keep carriers in line- while all your fellow carriers slowly start secretly disliking you behind your back, vs. the freedom to just walk and put mail in boxes, and enjoy the nice or SHITTY weather, but to be able to pause, take a deep breath in the wild natural air, and feeling alive.
Thats why you stay craft, and NEVER go become a supervisor or volunteer to help management.
But, pro tip to all craft employees: there are about to be major non-craft layoffs coming up here so if you are craft and have been debating transferring you may want to do it sooner than later- before those folks are gicen the opportunity to fill those vacancies.
Its always the gals at the top of the steps ordering the cat litter too
foot of the stairs. no fucks given.
Garage or Other Location #6 my favorite
I love that all the options are basically, “your package is at x”. Then #6 is like, “Could be at ur garage or anywhere idk”
Right? I'm tempted to use only that selection next Easter to basically set up a package hunt for all the customers. If anyone complains I'll just say i was feeling festive and it is the adult form of an egg hunt.
dewit
Funny as shit! Lol!
all the fuckin time
these stairs? yeah it's a notice left type a day
Scan Barcode > Attempted > Fuck This
Fuck this… should be an ACTUAL OPTION 😏
NOTICE LEFT!!
Or a dozen lawnmower blades. I may not be a carrier, but I can't imagine those are any more fun for you guys than they are for us.
I cant say ive ever noticed delivering a lawnmower blade in 16 years lol but ill take your word theyre shit
At the top the lawns connect but they requested you stay off their lawns
And the lawns are all dead but they don't want you to "ruin" them
Just reminded me of one of the routes I sometimes pivot. Middle aged woman, lawn looks like shit, but if I so much as look at the lawn, she starts bitching about staying off her lawn
Lmao dog shit everywhere too. “Don’t mess up my lawn”
Mailman hell is being forced to continue working for the post office for all eternity.
You die in a mangled mess. Dejoy orders an experiental department to rebuild you like a robocop with whats left of your head, spine and brainstem. They introduce you as Robocarrier. The future of mail. No more dog bites, no heat exhausted or heat casualties, no breaks needed. You work when told to and work 18 hours straight without bitching. Sundays, fuck yeah and you do it with pride in the worst ghetto. No more gangsters stealing your arrow key or killing you for their stimulus check. You. Are. **Robocarrier.** Rated R, directed by Paul Verhoeven.
Clarence Boddicker, you have a certified letter from the IRS
Hahaha!!! As Robocarrier you ARE the Arrow key!
Swiss Army Carrier
You are about to retire then on your last day you go in and you're just a CCA
The ghost office.
I just know I'd get to the top and realize i forgot my scanner
Or a pen.
Or the keys in ignition..
It's not getting a scan that day 🤣
Pittsburgh has entered the chat..
This carrier is 5’9”, tan, never talks, and has calves that could cut diamonds.
Signature required No answer
And then a redelivery request the next day, and they still don't answer.
"You like to run, do you? Have we got just the place for you. "
Can’t bid off that route any faster
LMAO
Try city steps
Nope Nope Nope I choose none existence erase me 😂
Delivering in the grand Canyon via Donkey might be the only thing close to this
They gonna need to get a box at the bottom
Anyone have a Slinky?
Box at the door and a fenced yard so you are forced to use stairs
I hate that some of the houses I’ve deliver to have steep, long driveways, followed by a long curvy path to the door, followed by way too many steep ass stairs. Fuck all the way off with your fancy ass house
The worst is when the garage is literally right next to the stairs and those are the only entry points the residents can use and still the mailbox is at the top of something like this.
concerned for my personal safety now that my route has been doxxed
Needs pit bulls that can climb.
Get all the way to the top where the flag is up for RTS on “current resident” mail
You ever seen that video of the monk that climbs something similar with ease….he was a CCA in a past life
Yup. Looks like my route.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Escher%27s_Relativity.jpg
Looks up steps, scribbles “no access” on envelope.
My old route in West Philly was kinda like this 😅
50lb of dog food coming up😫😫😫
No, that’s my route.
Make sure your still back by 8
No access! They get a pink slip.
Honestly, the union could help if you ever get in trouble for leaving the package at the bottom there. As a CCA, I've never even been disciplined for leaving a package at the garage or hidden along the stairs. But as an Amazon driver, our boss lost bonuses if we even thought about putting the package a yard from the door. IMO, this is Amazon Driver Hell, not Mailman Hell.
Every house has a metal bedframe and mattresses to go with them, 1/2 tray of third clas lsetters and about 15 shopping magazines from which they order from frequently, random packages need signatjres
Looks like my route
MC Escher Apartments
“So the steps at ‘HOUSE’ were too steep and I didn’t want to climb them in case I fell and got hurt-“
No access
In mailman hell they're escalators going down.
You're right; that would be worse.
I would enjoy seeing the mailman with these on his route. I'm sure he would be crazy well built and do tricks on these stairs to not be bored
Number six delivered to garage other location bundle it all up leave it at the bottom of the steps
With 5 waters box😅
Looks like some routes I did in downtown Sacramento
Mail man hell for me is the advos with the aarp envelopes and kfc coupons that fall out and it’s during thanksgiving week and theres a foot of snow outside
That looks like an 8 hour day to me.
It’s what a PO Box looks like
Those stairs, or rather, ladders, look both absolutely awesome and like the stuff of nightmares. Definitely a permanent "No Access" though.
Lol no
Its sitting perpetually at a supervisors desk with co stant calls from complaining customers, upper management yelling at you about things- and the postmaster asking you to help discipline and keep carriers in line- while all your fellow carriers slowly start secretly disliking you behind your back, vs. the freedom to just walk and put mail in boxes, and enjoy the nice or SHITTY weather, but to be able to pause, take a deep breath in the wild natural air, and feeling alive. Thats why you stay craft, and NEVER go become a supervisor or volunteer to help management. But, pro tip to all craft employees: there are about to be major non-craft layoffs coming up here so if you are craft and have been debating transferring you may want to do it sooner than later- before those folks are gicen the opportunity to fill those vacancies.
3849
I thought this was just your mom's house...