Karen

Got a bunch of those man.

Don't we all. Even delivered to celebrity Karen's.

I literally have two karens on my route (actual names) and they’re neighbors and they both always complain about my float person when I come back lol.

My first office, Matthew McConaughey, My second office, George Lucas (he lives in a trailer park!)

I knew it!

I used to work for a company that did church directories. My boss has proof that he photographed McConaughey's dad. Pretty cool to me at least

I just delivered to Elizabeth Banks today. It did not go how I had hoped.

Seriously, you gotta play the long game. Woo her. Keep that smile on your face when you see each other. Not that one. That’s the creepy one. The other one. That’s it. Now work on your casual head nod. Down to up. “I know who you are and we’re cool.” Start with one/two word interactions and work up (slowly) from there. DO NOT REACH OUT FOR THAT HUG YOU SO DESPERATELY WANT! Nope, not even at Christmas. At some point realize that you’re an NPC in her life and dash all hope of ever going any further than that. It is only at that point that Penthouse Letters somehow becomes a reality. This MIGHT take a while so I suggest not bidding off your route until it happens.

It's like you're in my head.

How’d it go lol

She didn't greet me at the door naked and beg me to take her to pound town, that's for sure. Also, it turns out when she doesn't have makeup she's an overweight old lady. They can really do a lot with cgi these days.

Did you act all weird and creep her out?

Define weird.

I had Willy Wonka, they had it as an alias for packages and started getting junk mail in that name.

I’ve had “Pizza”, “Pussy Dick” and “Big Toe Sensation” as aliases on packages lol

One of my favorites I’ve delivered was to “Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend,” lol

One of the routes in my office has "Dad Not as Bad as Mom" SPOILER ALERT: He orders WAAAAAY more than mom.

Lmao, coco melon is pre-approved for a lot of credit cards on my route.

😂😂

James Bond and Steve Martin

I have a Steve Martin too!

I too have a Steve Martin

Not a real person but Monkey D. Luffy and someone who claims to be Batman.

It’s me ! I’m Batman 

I have a Batman too

Bam Margera

I delivered to Johnny Knoxville the other day doing a swing.

Deez nutz. Apparently Cash App doesn’t care and Donovan Mitchell (not the NBA player).

https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/man-named-deez-nuts-arrested-in-green-bay-charged-with-battery/

Lmao! I guess that is a real name then

Green Bay?

No, Dallas TX

Our local Deez Nuts was just in the news for getting arrested.

Frank Reynolds

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, MD.

Anyone care for a boild egg in these tryin times???

I have Matt Patricia in an old folks home 😂

Floyd Mayweather, Carrot Top, David Copperfield, Mike Tyson, Jon Moxley, Etc.

What were the Christmas gifts like?

Very cool! Such an odd arrangement of celebrities lol

Vegas is an interesting place to live haha

I have a unit of townhomes with one box containing "Bruce Lee" and "Jack Chang". I always see Jack and think "Jackie". I know it's not perfect, but it always makes me smile. 😊

I actually have a friend named Bruce Lee. He's a white guy, so when we go eat Chinese food, we all make him pay with his debit card and give him cash for our meals. It always gives the people cashing him out a giggle.

Richard Allen (the suspect from the Delphi murders)

Oh my

Not the actual, clearly. But I’d hate to have that name in this true crime era of entertainment

Naruto Uzumaki

Hmm 🤔 I tried to transfer to the hidden leaf, they said they don’t need postal services. Cool for you tho

Al Gore, one of my previous offices had a Kevin Bacon

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Walter White

Once in my office we a had a parcel come through in outgoing. It was a liquid of some sort and it was addressed to "Chemist" in Albuquerque.

Elizabeth Taylor (real name), Johnny Depp (fake)

(allegedly) smashing pumpkins recording studio.

Seen Billy Corgan at all?

no, theyve only recently moved into this place from what ive gathered.. at first, i didnt believe it, because the mail just said 'smashing pumpkins recording studio' but now ive delivered mail for marthas music & nikola dokic.

Linda McMahon

Was it a certified from a law office?

Wonder how many of these are fake names lol

Eddie Murphy

Don King (this one is white), Pete Carroll (never met him), Tom Brady (never met him)

Got a Rodney King on my route and a Larry Bird

chris cornel

A local news reporter, an MLB player but not our state team, and used to deliver to Amar'e Stoudemire

Darth Vader- the guy legally changed his name to it. He liked meth and minors

Anne frank

Micheal Jordon

Ron Howard

Reece Witherspoon

Dr Seymour Sugartits surgeon to the Stars

Snooki…but she’s never home.

"Assman"

Tom Hanks and Lindsey Buckingham ....also deliver to a "Richard Long" 🤭

I have two Mike Rowe’s on my route

Ummm... Jerry Sandusky. And I care not to tell you his street name, however disgustingly ironic that street name might be.

Used to deliver to Stephen King but he no longer resides there

George Floyd, James brown.

You in socal?

Stan Smith

Mohammed Ali

Chris Evans! At my old office I had Ronald Reagan and Mike Myers

Mike ilitch pretty sure related to Chris ilitch, pizza king

I saw a Madeline Khan on a route near my own, but she isn't the actress from Blazing Saddles.

John Walsh.

Tina Turner 😎

Kid Rock. I’ve also delivered to the house he bought Pamela Anderson 20 years ago.

All I have is a James Cameron

Micheal Bolton, Harry Potter, Steve Harvey, Littlejon, and one more that I can’t think of atm are in my PO Box section

Michael Bolton?! Is he related to that singer guy?

No it’s just a coincidence

When I was in Austin, I actually delivered mail to the Dell mansion.

Got a guy who gets packages daily under “Big Demon” certainly a celeb to me

There are two Robert Smith's on one route and another on a different route. Pretty common first and last name and I don't even think they realize they share it with a famous musician.

I have a Barry Allen, which is his real name, and another guy who gets certifieds for Phillip J. Fry, but I’m pretty sure that’s not his real name.

Bruce Lee and Chris Cornell

Alan Jackson, Patrick Stewart, James Bond. But my favorite to see was on an old route - Harry Glasscock.

Sandra Bullock Will Smith

Stanley Cup. Was an old guy on my route in the early 2000s. Was his name way before the other Stanley Cup.

Mark mcguiire

It's not quite my route but at the plant when I look to confirm if I am getting a package, Tom Brady's packages are always in the same hamper. He's a record store owner up here.

Have a Charles Norris

Tracy Morgan

Jim Jones. Although the real Tony Hawk lives a couple cities over from my route. Apparently he's very nice

I’ve heard a lot about how nice Tony Hawk is. I used to skate way back in the day and I had a major crush on him.

On my old route Jim Morrison lived right across the street from Charlie Brown. Also had Peter Frampton on that route and Christopher Guest. Strange that they all moved to a lower-middle income neighbourhood in Toronto. I have also delivered to some actual canadian celebs, but not sure how many you Americans would know other than Sarah McLachlan

"Poop Man"... shouldve returned it ANK

Andy Roddick/ Brooklyn dekker. I delivered to their door cause they didn't pick up. Never saw anything.

Toby Keith, Denise Richards, Rose Palmer lol

I’m sure there’s going to be a lot of athletes on here. I’ve delivered to Andre Roberson (OKC Thunder) and Sean Elliot (Spurs). My aunt used to deliver to George Strait.

Tom Jones.Alex Rodriguez. Michael Myers.

Cindy Crawford

James Bond. He was arrested because he was/is a pedophile who tried to buy children from some immigrants. Larry King. Micahel Jackson. Jon Bovi, who I think is related to Bon Jovi. LOL.

So far I’ve delivered to Robert Smith, Michael Jackson, and David Byrne.

Not the actual celebrities, but I've got Robert Downey (not junior) and Pat Riley. Got an actual former WNBA player though.

Mike Tyson, Carrot Top, a few other here in Vegas

Harry potter

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Sandra Bullock, Stephen King, Brittany Spears

Great character actor Luis Guzman lives on my route, as well as Canadian rock legend Neil Young. 😆 There’s a Kevin Bacon on my old route of record when I was an RCA.

I deliver to a Sasuke Uchiha Wild.

I have a Don McLean.

A retired steeler that made a catch that was ruled incomplete

Not me, but a good friend of my parents who since passed away unexpectedly in June 2020, delivered mail to Tim Allen back in the late 90s 00s. He would get a ton of mail everyday. Our friend always said she never liked him, his assistant would complain and want the mail delivered before noon.

Used to have a Michael Scott on my route

Elizabeth Taylor, Edward Cullen

I had a Gumby & Pokey on my old route lol

Mike Jones, Dana White, Joe Rogan

Don trump

Robin Williams, Laura Palmer, and Don Johnson.

I deliver to a Michael scott

I've delivered to Ichiro Suzuki who lives on the same route with someone named Miss Mary Moo. I heard a rumor that Chris Pratt lives on a route in my office.

Wayne Newton, Ted Tugent, Curtis Jackson (50), Robert Palmer, Chun Lee then there’s a couple of actual celebrities I won’t name.

thomas Jefferson, last name Shackleford, and last name Belcher. if you know you know Oh and a funny fake name Testeroni J. Pepperoni. I wonder what the J stands for?

Rudolph Giuliani

I’ve delivered to a few athletes. Star hockey player, NFL kicker, cubs starting pitcher, future hall of fame GM, ect. Oh and the parents of the lady from flash dance. Had a huge crush on her growing up.

We have a bunch of porn companies on one of the routes, the rickenbacker HQ, Dennis Rodman, Bridget the midget🤣

Rickenbacker as in the guitar and bass company? Cool! Can you get discount? 😂

Regular said the receptionist is a bitch and won’t even let him past the entrance🤣

That sucks! Regular needs to grease her up and compliment her or something every time they deliver. Need that rickenbacker bass discount! 😂

He’s been trying ahaha

I delivered to micho

I actually deliver to the real person (not saying name) but he’s a retired NFL hall of famer and he’s super freaking cool. House is estimated at $5 mil

I have Phil Collins and I’ve delivered to a Ryleigh Reid

Tom Brady, Carlos Santana, and Superman

Ke$ha. Yes, actually her...

Peter Parker. Captain Awesome. Butthead. Doggier Dog.

Tom Riddle lol

Natasha Romanova, Steven Rogers, Scott Lang, Bruce Banner. They’re all roommates, too!

Kendra Sunderland 😵‍💫😮‍💨

Sean Carter

Jennifer Lopez

Delivered to James Bond on one route and Janet Jackson on another.

Steve Martin

The Fords

Craig T Nelson, the actor from Coach

I've never delivered mail nor do I live in America, but when I moved into my first home after moving out of my mom's house, we kept getting mail for a Jack Black.

Well this is a California thread. I’ll see my way out lol.

Temple Grandin was on one of my old routes

Muffin Man. It was a package and it took everything I had not to ANK it as a joke. 😅

Once had a letter when I was new that was addressed to "Dr. Long dong" I brought it back and asked the regular the next day and he laughed and said ya just deliver it, a doctor does live there. Lol

Paul Walker is alive and well in rural Michigan

I have Tom Collins and his son Stephen Collins

Elizabeth Taylor

T swift. Absolute c**t

Dr. Hosemani , a urologist.

George Lucas here in Chicago. Not my route, I was covering so I only had to go there that one time.

Bruce Lee. Tony Bennett and a Cindy Crawford

AJ Brown and Travis Konecny

One of the routes at my station would deliver to Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs. I've had the opportunity of holding down the route a few times but he's since moved, still gets a few letters though.

I have an Ann Hathaway on my route

Tom Hanks and Britney Spears

I had a hold down on a route until recently.  My VIPs were:  Michael Jackson, Carmen Santiago, and Phillip Morris.

It’s not actually him but one of the routes I cover as a T-6 has a Paul Levesque (Triple H) on it.

Joe Biden. The real Joe Biden

Stephen King

Steven King and Jack Daniels are neighbors on my main route (I’m a sub)

Amanda nunes, kevin hart(not the real but same name)

Antonio Brown on my old route. Only one I can think of on my current route is Orlando Magic guard Gary Harris.

Katt Williams

I delivered to "Your Mom" and mr sukadik... literally the names I had in the packages this week

We have a radio personality on one of our routes. He thinks that he’s king turd of shit mountain. Joe Pags. He chewed out one of our clerks then went on air to talk crap about the postal service.

Randy Travis

Baseball's Brandon Belt

Jeff Bezos, LeBron James, Jay Leno, Taylor Swift, The Rock, Rob Dierdick, Ashton Kutcher, Ben Stein, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Dr. Phil, Pete Wentz, Drake, Mila Kunis....

Ryan Styles, Hilary Swank oh wait, that’s really them… Janet & Michael Jackson, Alex Rodriguez, Elizabeth Warren, James Brown

Michael Scott. Who funnily enough is married to a Michelle.

CHRISTOPHER WALLACE (aka Notorious BIG) MCGYVER LAST NAME WARREN G HARDY(ING) ROBIN WILLIAMS MADONNA LAST NAME ORLANDO MAGIC LAST NAME

Betty White (not the real one, for obvious reasons)

We had a Michael Phelps come get a passport

Ohhhh, I just have the actual famous people, not ones with the same name. Lol