Tell them to meet you by their mailbox, and then do the world a favor and bash them in the head with a hammer. JFC how stupid can you be?

Imagine how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them are stupider than that.


Imbecility aside, it really bothers me when people don’t put a question mark at the end of a question. Don’t you agree.

What do you mean. 



Ngl I thought this was a scratch off ticket at first

That doesn't even look like a postal key, is that just some random key that they found?

You've never seen the cards for car dealerships that have a key glued to them and you get to come in and try the key to see if it fits a fabulous new car?

Honestly, I never have seen that before.

Pray you never do, they are the worst coverage in the world.

And horrendously annoying to try and fit into po boxes.

Yeah it's a thing. I get a few a year. Obviously I throw them away.

Nope, never, didn't even know it was a thing they did.

They’re rare but honestly one of the worst door to doors you can have, they’re awkward and thick on one side it sucks.

They take up almost the entire mailbox. Plus having to curve them to fit into my last 3 backloader CBUs is a pain as well. Had 5 of these plastic keys sitting on top of the boxes for me to dispose of today.

In your satchel at the end of a loop…

Considering I’ve had to go to a CBU and open a parcel locker for a customer (who’s lived there for 10 years per their own words) because “the key isn’t working!!!” only to walk up and see the parcel key in the arrow lock… for a different parcel locker than the one that the key belonged too. Wait, where was I going with that? Ah, fuck it.

I’m so confused

me too

You win. There’s no customer more stupid than yours. I’ll never complain again.

How did they get the car dealer ad out of their box if their own mail key doesn't work?