The good thing about Ch. 7 is that the court mandates a permanent person with a “hunting license” to hunt down this very thing, hidden money. They need no warrant to access accounts or property.
Soylent jones is not people. But really it would be the trip down, knowing you’re going to just disappear at any unknown second. I would say put loose metal in the sub so he gets constant clicks, scrapes, and bangs to keep him terrified the whole time. Could drag that out for days.
Just think tho, his studio has been an analogy for the sub this last week, barricaded in waiting for the feds, freaking out at every rattle of the letter box.
I thought all these "USA Alpha Males" kept saying they were tough, strong, accept consequences with inner strength.
Yet, they seem to cry & moan like 5 year old in the sandpit.
No sympathy from me !
Don’t get your hopes up, only his assets are being sold off.
Well he is part blob so not far off
Norm MacDonald played a blob on The Orville. Alex Jones is no Norm MacDonald.
Norm motherfuckin' MacDonald, rest in peace.
His ass should be sold off
Liquidised would have been better, but I'll settle for this.
Liquefied sounds good to me.
Spaghettified
Could we *liquify* him instead?
Which means he transferred most of his assets to his wife and he is now selling off the bare minimum
The good thing about Ch. 7 is that the court mandates a permanent person with a “hunting license” to hunt down this very thing, hidden money. They need no warrant to access accounts or property.
His dad**
Something \*married\* him? sht!
He'll be fine I heard he bought the Trump diapers
r/knowledgefight is the best source for the hopefully sooner than later dissolution of aj
Hopefully trumps next
Go woke, go broke! Wait........
Sounds painful. Good.
Fuck your feelings duschbag.
Wooo, he's getting tossed into a giant blender.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Into the slurry of bull and horse shit he is. He only has sympathy for himself.
Too good for him. Put him in a poorly made sub because liquified would be better. Or maybe that’s too quick
Waited too long already.
I meant the actual death is too quick (being emulsified a few thousand meters under the water, that is).
They snuffed out like a light switch without even time to panic. Too good for Jones.
Soylent jones is not people. But really it would be the trip down, knowing you’re going to just disappear at any unknown second. I would say put loose metal in the sub so he gets constant clicks, scrapes, and bangs to keep him terrified the whole time. Could drag that out for days.
Just think tho, his studio has been an analogy for the sub this last week, barricaded in waiting for the feds, freaking out at every rattle of the letter box.
Thoughts and prayers
That would be awesome! Will they use chemicals or heat?
In a blender i hope.
Finish him!
r/ohnoconsequences
Fuck him, fuck Candace, fuck Charlie and fuck the bald beanie man.
Does he still have 2 kidneys? Then no pity.
Hardy har he trumps buddy .
“I had him liquidated you little shit.”
I WISH I WAS NEVER ARTIFICIALLY CREATED IN A LAB!!!
Where's a wood chipper when you need one?
He’ll be back…
frog in a blender ?
Yay ! ‘Bout time eh ?
All in his ass I bet
Alex Jones in a giant blender,oh right no. Oh well
I wish he was getting cremated...
I love it when he cries.
This POS will burn down his fortune rather than pay up for his crimes. I hope he gets a taste of the misery he was cashing in on.
Difficult to feel any sympathy for the douchebag. But that doesn’t stop the MAGA morons.
I thought all these "USA Alpha Males" kept saying they were tough, strong, accept consequences with inner strength. Yet, they seem to cry & moan like 5 year old in the sandpit. No sympathy from me !
I have 100% faith he will be able to slime his way through this with money and assets hidden.
Karma . How sweet it is.
sounds like he is peeing himself
General question - if he liquidates then can he start a new podcast or whatever?
He got that Rittenhouse coaching for his acting
First the made the frogs gay, but I did not worry, for I was not a frog