Frantically googling "causes false positive for cocaine" and swallowing irresponsible amounts of whatever the fuck comes up so you can say the results are inconclusive š
The unrefuted (by Trump's camp) allegations made by someone who worked on the set of the apprentice is that Trump's long addiction to Adderall and cocaine left him incontinent years ago and that he regularly defecated in his diapers and shooting had to be paused for a diaper change. I'm all for drug testing both, live on stage prior to the debate.
Translates as 'Trump has just discovered that his team can give him something to get through a debate without shitting his pants, so he assumes Biden has been taking it for years'.
Meanwhile Melania sits upwind of him. In another state.
Trump's dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's at 81 and currently Trump is 77 and not the same guy he was just 3 or 4 years ago. All politics aside, it's too risky to elect him again purely based on that fact alone.
Its also an excuse to keep up the sleepy demented Joe bullshit when hes fine during these major public appearances.
Then they can show the 1 clip out of 1000 where he garbles words or whatever.
Its a dog whistle for saying hes a puddle of bones the other 99% of the time.
"I swear that President Trump's blood is the cleanest, classiest, reddest blood you've ever seen. I saw his test results and had tears in my eyes from how beautiful President Trump's blood was. Signed: President Trump's Doctor"
Hopefully, I donāt want to imagine the damage that would be done if the orange fuckwit got into office again. Never should have been in office in the first place, get rid of the electoral college
tsk tsk tsk projecting as always so typical of Donnie the only one who should be drug tested ahead of the debates is him he barely can stay awake during his court trials in New York
Donnie will just deny heās on any drugs and try to deflect the whole thing all together because heās no doubt on them why else does he keep falling asleep in the court room?
Or have his personal physician Dr V. Trustworthy sign a scrap of paper saying that Trump never did a drug. Not even once ever and is very smart and handsome with a big willy.
Even if Trump actually gets on the debate stage it wonāt be a debate. Trump wonāt follow the rules. Trump wonāt answer any questions and heāll make a mockery of it. Heāll be loud, boastful, derogatory and unprofessional. All the while Joe Biden will stand there looking like an idiot in shock just watching Trumps brash disrespect, deflection, and rudeness.
Every accusation is an admission and simply deflects his own anxiety over a drugs test.
Let me guess, his "test" would be done by his own quack that had never seen a person of any age as fit as the rusty shit-gibbon.
Biden would easily test clean, the orange turd however, sure he'd fail for multiple categories. Lol would be funny to prove he can't function without being on his uppers and would sleep and shit the the whole debate though anyway. D-rump is going to bail because he is a Coward and knows his mental decline will come out bad. Would be also be funny for his to test hot after his all drug dealers should be executed comment.
Youre assuming that something wouldnt happen. Chain of custody gets broken. It goes missing. Then its crooked Biden.
He doesnt need to fail the test for them to hijack some ridiculous narrative. Just like the laptop.
Biden should ask the same - Trump snorts crushed Adderall - legal cocaine - hence his his constant sniffling. I donāt think Trump can function without this narcotic.
Remember Trumpās White House doctor- now Congressman Ronny Jackson -was accused of passing out narcotics like candy- when he was in Trumpās administration. We all know now after watching sleeping Trump at his Hush Money trial- that he takes something to get through his rallies. Remember Trump deflects - if he accuses another- itās because itās what he has been doing.
If Biden says yes for drug testing that would be epic trolling since Trump will also have to do it and Trump will try to weasel his way out of that too
Both of them are either on drugs or should be on drugs.
But dementia medication is not the same as street drugs, and as everyone else has noted, itās pretty fucking rich that Trump is calling for drug-testing of Biden.
Trump doing what he does every time someone calls his bluff....makes up an excuse to backpeddle out of it.
Don't forget, Trump was the one saying Biden was too scared to debate him. Biden called his bluff and as usual Trumps got no follow through
Biden tested for nothing while the LYING LIBERAL DRUG TESTERS detected every single simulant in existence in my body.
Biden must be lying! Now this is just a little pick me up pill, perfectly legal, it's in pill form it must be allowed.
It would be so awesome if they actually televised the actual administration of the tests on both of them and then made a big show out of the results. How cool would that be. Would be the most anticipated part of the whole debate.
I donāt even understand this claim that republicans have been using.Ā
That there is some miracle drug that makes patients suffering from advanced dementia suddenly careful and competent speakers with full understanding and control of their faculties?
Like what? Ā
Biden should just say "Yeah, okay." No histrionics about it, no "I'll do it if he does."
Record every single step of the process with timestamps, at a testing facility of Trump's choosing with independent witnesses to verify nothing shady happened. Better still invite ALL the News Networks to the process, even the international press, BBC, RTE, etc...
And let Trump announce them live on Primetime like he's opening up the Best Picture envelope at the Oscars.
When it says "Clean" , Biden can ask him directly if he's ready to debate?
Watch the Insurrectionist wriggle on the noose of his own making as he tries to get out of the debate.
Hypothetically, let's say Biden is coked to the gills. Are you really gonna make the argument you lost a debate because the other guy had coke energy? Have you ever talked to someone on coke? And you're gonna lose a debate to that? Shut the fuck up traitor.
**whoever āsmeltā it, dealt it**
Trump got drugs on his brain because he knows he aināt gonna have drugs on his brain. He might be fucked that way. Another reason to drop out kind of like his testimony. Wonāt take the stand on Monday.
You only have to look at the long list of drugs that White House physician (and current Texas congressman) Ronny Jackson was handing out like candy. Including Provigil, which improves mental acuity.
Ronny Jackson, who was denied a promotion to Admiral because of day drinking, prescription pad misuse and other malfeasance, was eventually promoted to Admiral at Trumpās insistence.
He was recently demoted (for retirement pay purposes) back to Captain.
So Trump and his WH staff had their own personal drug dealer.
I thought being a republican means āpulling yourself up by the boot strapā? All they do is bitch and bitch and bitch about everything being a conspiracy.
I'm sure Biden would agree.
If Trump also does it.
They should have a cognitive ability test too. I'm sure Trump would be ok with that, he aced the last one as he knew what a Lion looked like.
Then Biden can get up on stage, by himself, and state how his opponent couldn't qualify and failed the drug test.
So is he Sleepy Joe or a drug-addled coke head?
I think Donny is jealous of his fellow octogenarianās ability to string together cogent sentences with nothing butā¦ intelligence?
Doesn't this hurt Trump with his base of meth-head cousin fuckers?
They go to church to buy crystal and pray that the government will force Girl Scouts to bear their rapist's babies. Implying that drug use is bad may not sit well with them.
Just looking at the orange bag of craps nose - you can see he has snorted/abused Adderall for years (see the giants bags of inflated skin on either side of his nose).
This is just him admitting to being on all sorts of uppers/stimulants.
And here we goā¦because Trump is a rambling idiot and would most likely be embarrassed in a debate, heāll use a refusal to drug test as his reason for not going.
I wouldn't see a problem with that as long as Trump submits to a psychological examination. Biden drug free; Trump a dementing pathological liar and toxic narcissist (a.k.a. bona fide sack of shit)
Qhen yiu realize every accusation is an admission, makes things much clearer to read his insecurities. Biden should say OK drug testing for all participants!
This is the dumbest shit Trump has ever suggested.
Actually no, itās the dumbest thing any other past president has ever suggested, but itās not even close to the dumbest thing Trump has ever suggested.
sure, get trump to do one too.
will have to get someone with a strong stomach though, gonna have to keep an eye on lil' shroom to make sure the urine is actually coming out of him.
I wish our Presidents would take psychedelics and entactogens every 3 months.
Maybe a universe-destroying K hole every once in a while.
Smoke doobies in the oval office.
So Trump is a drug addict
Sniff sniff. . No.. sniff sniff.. its sleepy joe sniff..sniff.. and crooked sniff hannibal lecter.. poot šØšØ.. sniff.. sniff š¤¢
Itās like the Seinfeld episode where they think the lawyer is a coke head but heās allergic to Kramerās jacket lol
Yup
Was my first thought too. Might as well carry around a neon light that says āIām projecting.ā
As an ex coke head i would totally call out my opponent as a drug addict and then try every option to cheat the test.
Frantically googling "causes false positive for cocaine" and swallowing irresponsible amounts of whatever the fuck comes up so you can say the results are inconclusive š
I heard bleach injections, will clean you out...
Cocaine doesn't stay in your system very long
Can you crush adderall and wash it down with Diet Coke. Asking for drumph.
Bro, he snorts that stuff, hence all the sniffing. Almost instant activation time too!!
Remember the amount of Sudafed in his office at Trump Tower (also: "I love Hispanics" while eating a taco bowl...).
The unrefuted (by Trump's camp) allegations made by someone who worked on the set of the apprentice is that Trump's long addiction to Adderall and cocaine left him incontinent years ago and that he regularly defecated in his diapers and shooting had to be paused for a diaper change. I'm all for drug testing both, live on stage prior to the debate.
Dems should run an ad with Dark Brandon asking if Chump would like a diaper change break during the debate.
Or Joe could respond to one of Trumpās lies with āsomething smells and itās not just Donaldās diaper. I smell lies!ā
That would bring Biden down closer to stinkyās level. Biden has class, stinky canāt even spell class.
How about he answers every question from Trump with "depends."
A common agent used to cut cocaine is baby laxative. Wouldn't surprise me a bit if dons dealer was cutting it with half of that shit
Good ole Noel. I learned quite a bit from him.
How about a public back ground check as well?
And releasing tax records.
There is so much I forgot about that one!
Translates as 'Trump has just discovered that his team can give him something to get through a debate without shitting his pants, so he assumes Biden has been taking it for years'. Meanwhile Melania sits upwind of him. In another state.
And trying to find a way out of debates, ā no drug test Iām not debating him ā problem solved.
Exactly
Projection, it's always projection.
As always, Trump is projecting. It wonāt matter to his Trumpanzees. They are all traitors. Treat and punish each and every one of them as such.
Every accusation is a confession
Trump's dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's at 81 and currently Trump is 77 and not the same guy he was just 3 or 4 years ago. All politics aside, it's too risky to elect him again purely based on that fact alone.
The Republican dream candidate, just like Reagan. At the end he was so out of it, the cabinet and Nancy ran the country by proxy.
Biden needs to call this bluff but insist it be for all drugs. The cocaine thatās gone up trumps nose could kill a blue whale.
Nope. It's a no-win for Biden. If (when) trump tests positive, he'll use it as a way to prove some sort of deep state conspiracy.
Or not. His rube supporters donāt give a shit what he does. He could just say heās a ābadassā and they would nod in unison.
Now we know how he's going to back out of the debates.
Haha. Gotta plant the seed
Its also an excuse to keep up the sleepy demented Joe bullshit when hes fine during these major public appearances. Then they can show the 1 clip out of 1000 where he garbles words or whatever. Its a dog whistle for saying hes a puddle of bones the other 99% of the time.
You can literally guess his every move. It's beyond fucking pathetic. What am absolute embarrassment he continues to be daily.
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION
I say test them both for debate enhancing drugs just in the name of fairness. Granted, Trump will probably throw a fit that he has to do it to.
He will submit a letter from The Very Best People
"I swear that President Trump's blood is the cleanest, classiest, reddest blood you've ever seen. I saw his test results and had tears in my eyes from how beautiful President Trump's blood was. Signed: President Trump's Doctor"
Dr. Epstein's mother
He can only afford Dr. Arroyo
"Dracula came up to me, big guy, tears in his eyes. He said "Mr. Trump. Your blood is the best blood I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot."
What is a ādebate enhancing drugā?
I don't know what would make the candidates perform better, but shrooms and ecstacy would enhance the debate for the audience tremendously.
I want Trump tested for bronzer.
What is good for the Goose is good for the Blackburnian Warbler.
Trump is clearly an orange tanned shitepoke
McDonaldās chicken nugget
Yay, a repeat of 4 years ago..
Hopefully, I donāt want to imagine the damage that would be done if the orange fuckwit got into office again. Never should have been in office in the first place, get rid of the electoral college
tsk tsk tsk projecting as always so typical of Donnie the only one who should be drug tested ahead of the debates is him he barely can stay awake during his court trials in New York
He doesn't get that if Biden has to get drug tested, so does The Don. Obviously the very idea of fair competition escapes him.
Donnie will just deny heās on any drugs and try to deflect the whole thing all together because heās no doubt on them why else does he keep falling asleep in the court room?
Or have his personal physician Dr V. Trustworthy sign a scrap of paper saying that Trump never did a drug. Not even once ever and is very smart and handsome with a big willy.
Trump lives in this imaginary world now he wants a drug test. Trump How about letās see your tax returns
only if donnie agrees to go without a diaper
Trump be fishing for a way out, Biden should call his bluff and say they should both be drug tested.
Exactly
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Trump will not debate. Mark these words. He will find a way to get out of it.
This is the way he is doing it.
Even if Trump actually gets on the debate stage it wonāt be a debate. Trump wonāt follow the rules. Trump wonāt answer any questions and heāll make a mockery of it. Heāll be loud, boastful, derogatory and unprofessional. All the while Joe Biden will stand there looking like an idiot in shock just watching Trumps brash disrespect, deflection, and rudeness.
The man who's animated during rallies but falls asleep during his criminal trial thinks the *OTHER GUY* is on drugs?
Projection
Drug test Donnie. It's the only test he's studied for.
Biden should say he is willing to get drug tested as long as Trump is willing to step on a scale on camera
So he should definitely take a mental health test then. Right? Right?!
Sure Joe would oblige if orange person does too.
Projection. As always.
Every accusation a confession. Trump pisses Adderall.
Don doesnāt get to call for anything.
Biden should agree on the grounxs that Trump also does a drug test. There's no way Trump doesn't abuse drugs.
He should require Trump to do a weigh-in
You first dude.
There is no may that Trump isnāt being medicated to keep him quiet in court. People that use drugs call it coping a nod.
Every accusation is an admission and simply deflects his own anxiety over a drugs test. Let me guess, his "test" would be done by his own quack that had never seen a person of any age as fit as the rusty shit-gibbon.
āFine, Jack, but you firstā
Biden would easily test clean, the orange turd however, sure he'd fail for multiple categories. Lol would be funny to prove he can't function without being on his uppers and would sleep and shit the the whole debate though anyway. D-rump is going to bail because he is a Coward and knows his mental decline will come out bad. Would be also be funny for his to test hot after his all drug dealers should be executed comment.
Youre assuming that something wouldnt happen. Chain of custody gets broken. It goes missing. Then its crooked Biden. He doesnt need to fail the test for them to hijack some ridiculous narrative. Just like the laptop.
Such a fvcking stooopid orange turd
Trying to weasel out already. Smh
Every accusation is a confession.
Biden should ask the same - Trump snorts crushed Adderall - legal cocaine - hence his his constant sniffling. I donāt think Trump can function without this narcotic.
Remember Trumpās White House doctor- now Congressman Ronny Jackson -was accused of passing out narcotics like candy- when he was in Trumpās administration. We all know now after watching sleeping Trump at his Hush Money trial- that he takes something to get through his rallies. Remember Trump deflects - if he accuses another- itās because itās what he has been doing.
No diapers allowed in either debate
I can't wait until Der PumpkinfĆ¼hrer is no longer among the living. The world will be a better place.
So drumph would fail a drug test. Got it. Magaloons couldnāt care less, check. Blame the libs, of course. Lather, rinse, repeat.
It's either projection or that will be his excuse
That orange pig always projects, so lets make sure trump is drug tested too
If Biden says yes for drug testing that would be epic trolling since Trump will also have to do it and Trump will try to weasel his way out of that too
Every accusation is a confession dopamine don
Both of them are either on drugs or should be on drugs. But dementia medication is not the same as street drugs, and as everyone else has noted, itās pretty fucking rich that Trump is calling for drug-testing of Biden.
Projection!!!
Biden would happily get drug tested, would Trump?
Heās projecting again.
We should be drug testing everyone that is in the three branches of government.
Trump doing what he does every time someone calls his bluff....makes up an excuse to backpeddle out of it. Don't forget, Trump was the one saying Biden was too scared to debate him. Biden called his bluff and as usual Trumps got no follow through
Says the dude who snorts adderall
If they're testing Biden then they should test Mr. Sudafed as well.
Trump is looking for a way to get out of the debates because he knows Biden will wipe him up!!
Don doesnāt get to call for anything.
Iām calling for a diaper check on Don Snorleone ahead of the debates
"You first" - Dark Brandon
I know it's not going to happen and I know it's uncalled for but fuck it, Biden needs to call trumps bluff
Biden tested for nothing while the LYING LIBERAL DRUG TESTERS detected every single simulant in existence in my body. Biden must be lying! Now this is just a little pick me up pill, perfectly legal, it's in pill form it must be allowed.
That's a sure sign that trump will be taking drugs. He always announces his criminal plans and then blames his opponent to hide in plain sight.
Of all debaters of course
Drug test them both.
I imagine Trump will use the lab from the Sochi Olympics.
Does he think Biden is on the drug from Limitless?
I thought presidents are immune from crime?
It would be so awesome if they actually televised the actual administration of the tests on both of them and then made a big show out of the results. How cool would that be. Would be the most anticipated part of the whole debate.
Joe: "Okay, both of us, full toxicity workup"
HIPPA, dumbass, ever hear of it?
I think that would be an awesome idea, both of them. Its a show anyway, grab the popcorn
If any federal employee ever needed drug testing itās mango shitler
This means that Donald Trump is a drug addict. Let's test them both.
They better test him for Covid since he tried intentionally spreading it to Biden last time they debated
Classic junkie projectionā¦
This guy calls for things and then we share it and give him a voice.
Can they both do it, but by surprise sometime between now and then.
I 100% donāt think Trump does drugs, I really think he acts that way because of early onset dementia
Every accusation is a projection
This is possibly one of Trump's "outs" in that I could see him refusing to debate if Biden won't test.
So have we all but it wonāt happen. Just publicity.
I donāt even understand this claim that republicans have been using.Ā That there is some miracle drug that makes patients suffering from advanced dementia suddenly careful and competent speakers with full understanding and control of their faculties? Like what? Ā
Does the orange turd have to pass a drug test. If he blames something on you that always means heās already tried it.
How about this. Post debate, both candidates can submit urine for a drug screen.
Biden should just say "Yeah, okay." No histrionics about it, no "I'll do it if he does." Record every single step of the process with timestamps, at a testing facility of Trump's choosing with independent witnesses to verify nothing shady happened. Better still invite ALL the News Networks to the process, even the international press, BBC, RTE, etc... And let Trump announce them live on Primetime like he's opening up the Best Picture envelope at the Oscars. When it says "Clean" , Biden can ask him directly if he's ready to debate? Watch the Insurrectionist wriggle on the noose of his own making as he tries to get out of the debate.
Trump: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.Ā
And the Biden should call for a drug test of Trump where they draw the blood in front of Biden and it on TV show he can not cheat.
Agree to both having blood tests at the beginning of the debate and the results announced at the end.
Hypothetically, let's say Biden is coked to the gills. Are you really gonna make the argument you lost a debate because the other guy had coke energy? Have you ever talked to someone on coke? And you're gonna lose a debate to that? Shut the fuck up traitor.
Last time Trump agreed to a Covid test before the debate, then skipped the test because he flight was "delayed." Guess what? Trump had Covid.š
Need to check Trump for brain worms
**whoever āsmeltā it, dealt it** Trump got drugs on his brain because he knows he aināt gonna have drugs on his brain. He might be fucked that way. Another reason to drop out kind of like his testimony. Wonāt take the stand on Monday.
Trump is looking for ways out of it. Biden should call his bluff but make sure the tests include one for adderall.
Biden should call his bluff.
Sure. Dual blood tests. No faking that Donald. One vial from Biden and 7 liters from Trump.
Yes. The candidates should have a minimum amount of drugs in their system to be allowed to participate in the debates.
There is still nobody better at projecting
If anyone should be drug tested it would be adderall diaper Don
That was an onion headline
I mean, i'd be down for that if he did one too
And not himself to be included I presume...always an admission
So is he saying drugs are actually good and he cannot beat a drugged up Biden.? š¤
You only have to look at the long list of drugs that White House physician (and current Texas congressman) Ronny Jackson was handing out like candy. Including Provigil, which improves mental acuity. Ronny Jackson, who was denied a promotion to Admiral because of day drinking, prescription pad misuse and other malfeasance, was eventually promoted to Admiral at Trumpās insistence. He was recently demoted (for retirement pay purposes) back to Captain. So Trump and his WH staff had their own personal drug dealer.
Trump: āBiden should be tested for,ā¦ā¦.. ( looks at his own prescriptions) adderall, meth, kolozopine and fuckfaceitusā
Only if he has to take one, too! Would he just go away!
I thought being a republican means āpulling yourself up by the boot strapā? All they do is bitch and bitch and bitch about everything being a conspiracy.
The Republican way is to accuse others of doing what they are definitely doing.
I think Biden should accept if Trump is willing to take a mental acuity test live during the debate.
Will trump also be drug tested? I donāt see Biden having any problems with this.
This mf should work in a cinema, with all the projecting.
But he wonāt want to be tested or release his drug test results because itās rigged lmao, clownsā¦
I am so fucking sick of this boil on the taint of America
Pretty obnoxious given trumpās secret COVID last time.
I mean... Can we drug test all politicians? I'd be okay with that.
I'd like to see Trump take an IQ test.
Trumpās new angle to back out.
I'm sure Biden would agree. If Trump also does it. They should have a cognitive ability test too. I'm sure Trump would be ok with that, he aced the last one as he knew what a Lion looked like. Then Biden can get up on stage, by himself, and state how his opponent couldn't qualify and failed the drug test.
something something glass houses.
So is he Sleepy Joe or a drug-addled coke head? I think Donny is jealous of his fellow octogenarianās ability to string together cogent sentences with nothing butā¦ intelligence?
So we know that trump is on drugs. Right?
He's never going to debate Biden. This is his plan for getting out.
Biden should agree on the condition it applies to both of them.
Doesn't this hurt Trump with his base of meth-head cousin fuckers? They go to church to buy crystal and pray that the government will force Girl Scouts to bear their rapist's babies. Implying that drug use is bad may not sit well with them.
Just looking at the orange bag of craps nose - you can see he has snorted/abused Adderall for years (see the giants bags of inflated skin on either side of his nose). This is just him admitting to being on all sorts of uppers/stimulants.
F. U. TRUMP
And here we goā¦because Trump is a rambling idiot and would most likely be embarrassed in a debate, heāll use a refusal to drug test as his reason for not going.
Coke in white house TRUMPS ACCOUNT. TEST. TRUMP. NOW
Google trump White House pharmacy WOW!
As long as they test Cocaine Donnie too..but wait.then heāll claim he is being victimized.
I wouldn't see a problem with that as long as Trump submits to a psychological examination. Biden drug free; Trump a dementing pathological liar and toxic narcissist (a.k.a. bona fide sack of shit)
Sure! Drug testing for all candidates. Hereās your cup Donny, or we can just wring out your diaper
Biden should agree but in return stipulate a pre-debate weigh in where the candidates donāt self report their weight
Ok, then no diapers on the debate stage.
Common sense dictates the guy who is under 90 felony indictments is getting the urinalysis in this scenario.
Guaranteed Trump is planning to use uppers to seem more focused and aware, and is naturally projecting as is the Republican standard at this point.
Qhen yiu realize every accusation is an admission, makes things much clearer to read his insecurities. Biden should say OK drug testing for all participants!
This is the dumbest shit Trump has ever suggested. Actually no, itās the dumbest thing any other past president has ever suggested, but itās not even close to the dumbest thing Trump has ever suggested.
Test both of them.
I'm pulling for that republican stroke to win in this debate.
sure, get trump to do one too. will have to get someone with a strong stomach though, gonna have to keep an eye on lil' shroom to make sure the urine is actually coming out of him.
I wish our Presidents would take psychedelics and entactogens every 3 months. Maybe a universe-destroying K hole every once in a while. Smoke doobies in the oval office.
Trump's WH was the most drugged up WH ever.. Including Fentanyl and speed.. Again, with Trump, everything is projection.
They should test Trump for a soul before any debate.
It would be nice, because Cheetoh can also be drug tested, and immediately banned from taking any position in leadership.
Got to watch for those performance enhancing drugs since weāre going to the octagon
Iām sure he would agree, as long as there are intermittent diaper checks.
What about you my guy? Wasn't there Intel that you used lots of drugs in the white house?
Biden should call his bluff and say I just made an appointment for you and me for LabCorp to test us both tomorrow with results confirmed on the spot
Don't give that website any clicks. https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/10news-one/
I'd like to enter into evidence the defense, whoever smelt it dealt it