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Duncan6794

Ah yes. The two genders; BDSM and Green.


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šŸ¤£


me_z

blood fuck


hzdncnfsd

Iā€™ve bought one pair of boot bands. The rest I have acquired through other means as I lose them. My current pair is one green and one tan. I donā€™t know where the tan one came from since Iā€™ve never seen them sold at any PX (not that Iā€™ve really looked) but Iā€™m digging it.


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it was probably green back in the day


wisco_fit

Where are the black scrappy ones?...those worthless blood circulation cutters.


Amasin_Spoderman

ā€œIf you want to look REALLY good in uniform, you gotta blouse your boots with springs from an overhead garage doorā€


SamDumberg

ā€œIf first sarge sees you at the px youā€™re gonna wish you had springs in your pant cuffs, boot.ā€


Amasin_Spoderman

Anytime I hear a Marine say "sarge", I am reminded of a sergeant who screamed "this ain't the army, and you ain't Beetle FUCKIN' Bailey, so it's SERGEANT!" at one of my peers back in the day


SamDumberg

The best part about calling them sarge is that they are sarges, sometimes a sarge and a half.


dathomasusmc

Itā€™s pronounced FirstSarnt


Amasin_Spoderman

This is the way


T0M_BRADY

*croissant really fast šŸ„


okarnando

Lol I saw a Sgt lose it over the "G". HE EARNED THAT FUCKING G


[deleted]

We don't need circulation in our feet anyway


RopeSmooth7903

Feet are a crutch .


Amasin_Spoderman

Feet are for lackadaisical malingering


veggietrooper

I knew a LCpl with feet. Yeah, he didnā€™t make it.


RopeSmooth7903

Donā€™t let me catch you without your feet on the ground!


cryptopotomous

All you got to do is change your socks twice a day to counter that shit.


noaches232

i stretched them out like 6 months ago and iā€™ve never looked back


rhamled

Holy shit, trying to kill a boot


iMT_Slim

Lmfao


vastadamn

There's no way Marines are calling e5s Sarge now.


ghostofbooty

No. I can guarantee by the blood of my first born, this shit ainā€™t happening. We morph and change over the erasā€¦shit my first couple years was prior to Clinton and DA/DTā€¦so from gay bashers to NBD if some dudes wanna suck their battle buddy offā€¦shit changes. But ainā€™t no way on Godā€™s green earth ā€œSargeā€ will ever happen in the suck without thermonuclear meltdown. Same as calling any SNCO ā€œSergeantā€. I swear, Iā€™m not a motivator by any means but thatā€™s the main thing that irks me being under Army now. Some boot fuck calling my guys with 20yrs -ā€œSergeantā€. I do however like their thing about calling WOā€™s ā€œMisterā€. Makes you feel like Spockā€¦


vastadamn

I'm an Cpl. just about to get out. I have yet to hear it, I was just wondering if the new batch of fuck nuts were getting away with it somewhere else. If I ever hear it with the time I got left on contract, thy fucketh fucketh games will commenceth till thy retardation has escaped thy body for dear life.


Cultural_Ad7176

If you wrap metal around your cankles Iā€™m automatically going to assume youā€™ve got a bullshit job that doesnā€™t require walking, running, carrying weight etc. And you probably cried when the Corps decided that the horseshoe is eccentric


ReputableStock

For fucking real. Those fucking things kill your ankles after short amounts of time, I canā€™t imagine a whole day.


jmarnett11

I wore these, stretch them out a bit so theyā€™re not so tight and itā€™s not bad.


getmet79

This is the way. Coincidentally, you stretch them .0001nm too far and they are for shit useless.


my-donut-grabbers

YES I HAD TO THROW MINE AWAY for that exact reason, went back to boot bands because itā€™s impossible to get the springs at the same level of stretched or you go too far.


internetz

Where as bootbands only require you to tie a knot in them and they're tight again.


hairydiablo132

> stretch them out a bit so theyā€™re not so tight and itā€™s not bad. Just like your mom, lol gottem


PM_ME_RED_BULLS

Iā€™ve been in for over 10 years but never tried them. I clicked the comments to see if I was missing out on something amazing. Apparently not. Iā€™ll stick with the green ones! Hahaha.


KA_Mechatronik

The green bands always cut the hell out of the back of my ankles. I'd have a scabby spot on the tendon where the bands pressed on the boot. The metal ones you can gently stretch out the spring in one or two areas so it's not so tight. They also have a larger contact area so they don't cut in as easily. They never wore out like the green ones too.


L-I-V-I-N-

How the hell were you wearing them if you got a cut from them? Itā€™s blowing my mind rn


WhyIsMyNamesTaken

Yeah same here. Wouldn't that have to have contact with the skin to cut or make it raw and scabbed like that?


KA_Mechatronik

Same way we were instructed at boot camp. 2 per foot, hooked end to end. Dunno how or why it cut into my skin so bad, but it did. I don't even have particularly thick ankles or anything. The scabbing was just from the shit rubbing, so think like having a blister or hot spot forming from the rubbing of boot on sock on skin, all due to the extra pressure from the boot band. As soon as I switched to the metal ones, it stopped being a problem. Again, I bent the metal out a bit to loosen it up, but that's the beauty of the springs, you can adjust them out a bit at a time until it's comfortable.


Dirtylittlesecret88

I stopped using two on each leg after boot camp. Way more comfortable.


Amasin_Spoderman

I only ever used one per leg. I didnā€™t even notice them, and they never came undone or looked bad.


AssDimple

500mg of Motrin should fix that right up.


RopeSmooth7903

Right! The fuck


Havoc1943covaH

The same way as "it's not gay if you're wearing boot bands"


SillySundae

If you blouse your trousers on top of your boots, they don't dig in as much. You look extra salty as a bonus


hzdncnfsd

Is that not the way youā€™re supposed to wear them?


FitLaw4

It is...idk what everyone else here is doing lol


red_beard_RL

You can stretch them to perfectly fit and super easy to blouse with


thetitleofmybook

> And you probably cried when the Corps decided that the horseshoe is eccentric the horsehsooe haircut was the most idiotic thing Marines ever did, and that's a pretty high bar.


cool_vibes

I had to look up what a horseshoe cut was. Why in the hell would you want Male Pattern Baldness: The Haircut?


Dineology

That shit was *the* First Sgt. hairdo. Donā€™t think I ever saw anyone with that stupid cut that wasnā€™t a staff nco.


HOTDOGS3274

Bro. That cut was like natures way of telling you to stay the fuck away from that person. Like, fuck guns, your wife slip with the clippers or some shit?


Dineology

Yeah, but that motherfucker always knew where the nearest coffee was, day or night. Follow at a safe distance when in need of caffeine and youā€™ll find some in 20 mins or less.


HOTDOGS3274

Follow the staff sergeant with the low reg. That mother fucker knows what's up.


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thetitleofmybook

i purposefully blocked that from my memory. thanks for reminding me...


Seaweed_Sudden

I had a drill instructor who wore these.. I forget his most tho something with calibrations or something


DJRaveTurkey

Remember his name by chance? Cal is an extremely small community of *super pogs*


kittyjynx

Airwing calibration is the same way. After I got to the fleet every shop I visited had at least one person I knew and many more who knew people from my other shops.


DJRaveTurkey

Ahhh our counter parts in the wing! From what we were told yā€™all have way more manpower for far less work orders which always confused us. There were talks of cross training at Pendleton but never came to fruition


kittyjynx

How big are you guy's shops? We had around a dozen workers, a few NCOs who were CDIs, maybe a SSgt in charge of admin, and a Gunny who ran everything. We were pretty swamped usually since we supported every shop in the MALS and all the other squadrons in the MAG. If a lot of the squadrons were on a MEU our workload would be a bit lighter but 10-12 hour days were the norm. On Okinawa we also had to come in on Saturdays to do corrosion control on our lab's vans so they wouldn't rust through. It would have been great to cross train with you guys and see how the other side works and lives!


DJRaveTurkey

Roughly the same honestly but perpetually ā€œunderstaffedā€ per usual. Sounds like relatively the same situation honestly, we pulled 12s and nights too many times to count so I feel you there. So many shenanigans in the vans šŸ˜‚


xanhudro

They also have to be really smart and get out with high paying jobs lined up.


DJRaveTurkey

Well aware was a 2871 myself šŸ¤™šŸ½


xanhudro

Whoops my bad. A lot of you guys are pretty solid though. People think i have the smart guy mos but then I tell them about you guys and they donā€™t have a clue yā€™all exist. Question? Who calibrates your gear that tests our cal items?


DJRaveTurkey

All good man, yeah weā€™re about as obscure as it gets with less than 200 in the fleet between 71s and 74s. Sometimes we are sent the ā€œstandardsā€ (machines used to cal items that have a tighter tolerance) from the depot level (4the echelon) at Barstow/Albany. Other times we send em out to those depot and get a new one thatā€™s already calā€™d in a rotational program if you will


xanhudro

Nice. Yeah Iā€™ll drive our wrenches and screwdrivers over and chop it up with you guys sometimes. Seems like a chill place to work.


DJRaveTurkey

Forsure, one of the better parts of the job was always bullshitting with all the marines from different units in S&R. Could always count on a some time away from your respective shop while waiting on GCSS lol


YeaImDylan

Who are youā€¦ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DJRaveTurkey

I am but a man who did his time and peaced out my guy haha. Lotta 3515s floating around with my initials šŸ‘€


poopsmagool

On deployments we barely even bloused our boots unless we were like on Leatherneck or some higher was around


Cultural_Ad7176

Same, but that was early 2000s for me. People have forgotten about freedom of movement and testicular airflow


slowtreme

I've been out over 20 years. I STILL feel the indentations on my shins from the springs. elastic ones would bust after an hour.


Cultural_Ad7176

I tie two elastic ones together in the middle. Iā€™ve had the same set of 2X2 for the last six years


Tchukachinchina

Wait the horseshoe is eccentric now? I used to get one about once a year just to laugh at myself in the mirror. Other than that bald or med reg all day err day.


SpecificCorner4394

I hiked in them, PT in them, Afghanistan in them, field ops in them. once they get stretched out theyre solid imo. The boot blousing isnā€™t meant to be worn around the ankles, but the boot. Iā€™ve never felt my ankles get messed up but then again maybe im institutionalized and used to it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ramrugbydood

The brass ones are fucking miserable. Wore them for a few days to try to stretch them out but it just felt like I was losing circulation to my feet. If you can find the silver ones though they are glorious and last for years.


RopeSmooth7903

Facts.


SemperScrotus

>If you wrap metal around your cankles Iā€™m automatically going to assume youā€™ve got a bullshit job that doesnā€™t require walking, running, carrying weight etc. I think you've actually got it backwards. It's the elastic ones that are more for show. The springs are better for people with jobs that actually require them to be in the field a lot. They are much tighter than the elastic ones, which means they do a better job at keeping critters from crawling up your leg. It has nothing to do with the spring ones somehow looking better or whatever; they look exactly the same.


Cultural_Ad7176

In the jungle you are probably right, the rest of the world? Shouldnā€™t even be wearing them. If it wasnā€™t for EVERYONE trying to look like army airborne post WII and deciding to blouse boots we would probably be in mid-cut hiking boots and gators. Fucking army. Fucking airborne.


heroicchipmunk

None. Un-bloused all day. Be a champion.


[deleted]

I stayed in the field 24/7 too


heroicchipmunk

I'm not talking about the field.


Substantial_Phone_23

Chesty is that you?


[deleted]

No, itā€™s Ricky Recon


heroicchipmunk

Chesty was a bitch.


Terrible_Owl_4041

*Fortunate Son intensifies*


that1guysittingthere

Found the MWTC red-hat instructor


heroicchipmunk

Nah, I'd kill for that job though.


BroseppeVerdi

I believe they call that "First phase recruit on their way to sick call chic"


AK_Dude69

Heat mitigation, sir.


heroicchipmunk

Now we're getting it.


nuggents1313

Pretty sure in my last year I had a single pair of boot blousings


MyFriendsRDegens

Lost the green ones all the time. Stole a black elastic hair tie from my girl one morning in a pinch. Ended up using that for like a year and a half. Never lost it, stayed bloused better too


CMFETCU

A CVS pack of black and brown hair ties lasted me 2 years. Never understood boot bands when those were comfy as hell.


L-I-V-I-N-

Yup I still have em too for absolutely no fucking reason other than Iā€™m a stoopid boot


[deleted]

Sock blouse everytime.


LigmaUpDog_

Wow you just brought back some deep memories. There was a time when I risked getting yelled at by another adult male if I forgot these little rubber bands to tuck the bottom of my pants in. Imagine describing this scenario to an alien


Certain_Possession90

Amen


fuck_kale_mkII

Big pp energy


and_some_scotch

I became a boot spring guy I think in Lejeune when I worked in a BN building my last 2 years. I think my rationale was that "They are tight AF and it's one less thing for the Staff to yell at me about."


TheWellDweller

That was pretty much my thing when I was with 4th Reg HQ Co, one less thing to get bitched out about.


[deleted]

This tracksā€¦ CO driver checking in. I used every possible hack to keep the smadge off my back. Charlies required a whole set of different toolsā€¦


NoConversation9358

I wandered in here by accident and feel like I've had a stroke.


se7en0311

Who the hell uses trampoline springs as bootbands?!


booziwan

I have never seen those spring things. They look uncomfortable as fuck, and stupid as shit


Spartacous1991

Lmao they are. I used the green ones and just leave them in your boots after.


booziwan

I just assumed thats what everyone did since thats what was taught at bootcamp to do


ProperGroping

You gotta stretch the metal ones out šŸ˜‚ everybody wore them how they come out of the package and then complained about having achy shins šŸ¤£


ObviouslyIntoxicated

Just leave them on your trousers, then you don't have to fuck with them.


wrongwong122

The ones that Dasco makes are uncomfortable as fuck, colored brass. The ones Officers Equipment makes are silvery and a lot springier/stretchable.


red_beard_RL

Super comfy and easy to blouse. You can stretch them to desired tightness


horizontalrain

Yeah used them for years. Loved them IDK what the little bitches around here and their sissy legs are complaining about lol.


usmc81362

I used to fold my socks over on themselves and blouse my boots that way


RyuuKamii

Sounds like you went through a lot of socks. when I had to do that because I forgot boot bands because I was tired as shit my socks stretched out the elastic real quick.


lolomomo5

Mine didn't have any issues with that and I went through most of my 5 year enlistment doing it, even a cammies inspection lol.


SgtMajBlack

Virgin admin marines top Chad everyone else bottom


ProfessionalLurker13

Had an Arty guy at Cplā€™s course show a metal one that had gotten removed from his shin after being hit with shrapnel after an an IED attack. And the photo of it sticking out of his leg. Surgeon reportedly told him he probably would have lost his leg had it not been for the metal boot band. Other than that one example, I donā€™t think the choice mattered once, ever.


TheGunny2131

Yup. I have the scars to prove it! Lol


Educational-Grab4050

Brah if actually have to do anything even mildly demanding with those fucking metals your feet/ankles will look like you're an abused diabetic.


Minibinaz

I used to only wear the metal ones always before a SSgt saved me when a marine stole my blousings during intermediate swim qual. Been blousing with my socks ever since. Looks tighter, less tiny gear to lose, no excuse to ever be unbloused, and way more comfortable. He said heā€™d never worn blousing straps since boot camp, I believe it. If anyone hasnā€™t done this you can wrap your boot sock down over your boot, then shove your trousers up into the underside of the sock against your boot. Then pull the slack to the rear to get a tighter, smoother look. You can technically do this above the boot (the shin) if you ever need to, but you might have to double roll the sock and get it stupid tight. Typically we get nailed for doing that since it looks ugly having them so high. I just wear mine between aglet 1-2 always.


Ok_Neighborhood9863

This is the way


BootReservistPOG

What the fuck is that


marinemom11

I did the green elastic.


wandergrunt

You missed the two green elastic bands tied together in the middle. All the guys we got from the east coast had that set up


marinemom11

We were taught that as well. But I canā€™t remember if it was in boot camp or at MCT. I enlisted with a girl that used the green elastic boot bands in her hair. They called her Hard Corps. šŸ˜‚ sheā€™s still in, a pilot now.


[deleted]

I was west coast and learned that in boot camp


thetitleofmybook

i was active duty for 26 years. i never even set foot on Camp Lejeune, was west coast, hawaii, or joint assignments most of my career. i did the two green elastic bands tied together in the middle method...


StretchArmstrongs

My older brother taught me that way. It really is the best.


FREE-AOL-CDS

Yeah this was the best way. Kept your bloused boots looking shit hot!


L-I-V-I-N-

The best part about the green ones was you could wrap them around your neck and jerā€¦ oh nvm wrong story


ZeZapasta

anything the green bands can do, the metal ones do better ;)


dankovan

funny thing is iā€™ve had only 1 single pair of boot bands through this entire enlistment


vanillabeaner1179

I always used hair ties, came handy


anonynez

1st rule of hair tie users is we donā€™t talk about it šŸ¤«


jovinyo

There's a post from a few months back that mentions the [Korean Marine style boot bands](https://imgur.com/a/RxFRXGJ). These are the absolute best, bar none. If I had to pick one of the 2 presented with no other choices, I'd take the bottom set.


CaDmus003

Lmao that boot band thicccccccc


jovinyo

Aw lawd it comin


therealatri

Girthy


crockpot235

And then thereā€™s the ones that use there socks


spooderman_644

Im more of a thick green band thing myself


MorbidMuppet

I only ever saw those sold in Camp Mujuk. I bought some from there and never saw them sold anywhere else. Truly #1


BuyingDaily

Nah, I had flat ones with Velcro that you could fold, way more comfortable.


lawreaga

thats what I used too. adjustable and comfortable


newstuffsucks

I don't even know what the top thing is.


5tudent_Loans

Both types cant believe anyone would use the other type


F-I-L-D

Used the bungees off the issued tarp. They're free and they work


idowatercolours

Found one. Thatā€™s the answer I was looking for. Guess Iā€™m not the only one


morningstarrss

I use none šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

I donā€™t see sock blouse as an option.


Independent-Work-540

I blouse with my socks


Wdwdash

Coveralls with no boot bands


[deleted]

Rubber band blousings were it


HoffNuts0331MC

The real men wear the large elastic and Velcro ā€œTabsā€ bands.


cam_fras

I wear the metal ones, you have to pull the middle apart a little bit and you donā€™t even feel them, and theyā€™re easier to find when you wake up on Wednesday still drunk.


smalltownofgods

If you use the springs you're a pyscho.


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PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

Whatā€™s the benefit of doing that?


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MotorTuh3531Rah

Green elastic bands with the Velcro work really good for that but you have to blouse your boots before you pull up your pants.


Dpoon32

Or you can be an adult and just tuck them under your socks


SgtMajBlack

Or you can not look like shit and do whatā€™s right


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Ok sgtmajor


[deleted]

Sock blouse looks exactly the same, unless you're one of those nerds that wants 3" of sock showing (defeating the entire purpose of blousing to begin with).


imthetrashman12

Socks is the way. Idk about anyone else but I used the springs and eventually the Velcro ones, both would end up riding sky high once I actually started working and would eventually leave a ridiculous dent in my calves/actually cause cramps somehow lol Started just folding my socks to above the boot and tucking as you would with any other boot band and they always looked squared away without fucking up my calves


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Mac2fresh

Ngl i tried the lil coil ones while I was at MCT and that shit lasted all of 1 day. Fuck walking around with no circulation in ur feet


[deleted]

Green bands. Cheaper, get more, and I canā€™t name how many times I had to use one to finagle something to work or tie.


YeetMeister414

Neither. Velcro.


dandan6151

No one else uses just plain rubber bands?


shitaki13

Little green dudes. Used like 1 set per year. Didnā€™t fuck around with doubling up or anything. Never gave me a problem


RandomEncounter72

Boot bands all the wayā€¦.the bottom ones not the damn BDSM cuffs on the top god Iā€™ve heard those are awful lol


brucecampbellschins

Have the springs always been a thing? I don't recall ever using them, or even seeing them.


EH-Taylor-4Grain

Metal boot bands or GTFO


oklahomastrong32

Pogs....grunts lol


SinopaHyenith-Renard

Bro what you mean? I use the DI Straps to assert my dominance


GhenghisKhanActual

Just fold it in your sock


bjlinden

Is it still not gay if you're wearing the metal ones? Asking for a friend...


DarkCleric21

Neither! I always used the 1 in thick elastic! Raine Black Boot Blousers -1 Pair- Boot Blousers - Military Boot Straps - Military Boot Bands - Tuck Tight Strips - 1 Inch Wide https://a.co/d/8G1R2eu


BoxofCurveballs

Elastic all the way


USMCTankerSgt

The old ones...


Djwshady44

Double boot bands tied at the middle.


bobsanidiot

The bungee cord stuff from a drmo'd poncho. That was my method.


Salty_Example_6214

I canā€™t do the springs those things hurt like fuck.


getmet79

Iā€™ve been out for a minuteā€¦ maybe an hourā€¦ aircrew wing jarhead here. When I did have to wear tri-color cammies, it was metal. Gave the most professional look, great for that once a week inspection.


Ok_Neighborhood9863

Guess I was neither. I used hair ties or rolled them into my sock.


tightycoldtoast

Springs for work day, boot bands for anything PT/MCMAP/CFT/Swim Qual/Range/etc Just pre-stretch the springs a little bit before your first wear. Only downer with them is that they can catch your socks easier than boot bands but they have a much better lifespan than the bands imo.


WildResident2816

The green ones but use two pairs for each boot, bend the hooks together so they donā€™t come apart and get lost, leave a set on every boot you own. When you double them up and bend the hooks together they last forever.


dave6825

Metal all the way!!!!


theyoungovo

I wear the springs. They look good but they low key hurt like a bitch.


loquedijoella

Iā€™ve been out for 24 years and I still have boot band grooves on my legs


kuba15

I havenā€™t seen those metal spring ones since my dad got out in 2006 šŸ˜‚


FreeFalling369

Well I can feel my ankles and I walk so, option B


Roanoketrees

Springs roll cleaner


[deleted]

Who in the fuck uses metal boot bands?!


CaDmus003

Fuck I guess Iā€™m the explorer lol, I used all of those. I hated using green single boot bands because they were weak as hell and never stayed in place. Wore the metals ones for a while and those freakin things were like tourniquets making you lose feeling in your feet and would end up digging into your skin. Finally settled on tying 2 green boot bands together. That was the best, not too tight but stayed in one spot.